FabSwingers.com forum: If someone asks you for coffee

By *onkeynut OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

After a night out, would you think they had more in mind than coffee?

Asking for a friend.

Well I’m not actually I’ve just had a few too many and my neighbour kept asking me in for coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't think anything of it to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d probably assume that it was for more than coffee even with this context but I suppose it could’ve been genuine.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’m very literal so I’d think just coffee… but I also miss massive red flags because of this so don’t ask me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’d go to put the kettle on and come back to find me bollock naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a night out, would you think they had more in mind than coffee?

Asking for a friend.

Well I’m not actually I’ve just had a few too many and my neighbour kept asking me in for coffee

Do you want to fuck your neighbour?

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I’m very literal so I’d think just coffee… but I also miss massive red flags because of this so don’t ask me

You and me both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I would invite a woman over for coffee that is what I meant, but so many women would assume that I was trying to lure them back for sex and get cagey with me that I eventually decided that unless I wanted to fuck them it really wasn't worth the agro, so now coffee means sex.

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"After a night out, would you think they had more in mind than coffee?

Asking for a friend.

Well I’m not actually I’ve just had a few too many and my neighbour kept asking me in for coffee

I dont drink tea or coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I would invite a woman over for coffee that is what I meant, but so many women would assume that I was trying to lure them back for sex and get cagey with me that I eventually decided that unless I wanted to fuck them it really wasn't worth the agro, so now coffee means sex.

I couldn't half let out a chuckle reading that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"After a night out, would you think they had more in mind than coffee?

Asking for a friend.

Well I’m not actually I’ve just had a few too many and my neighbour kept asking me in for coffee

I dont drink tea or coffee"

Bovril? Nothing like a bit of meat juice in your mouth

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Not eeqllt, no I wouldn't.

Ever picked up a flirty vibe from them before?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Yes I'd assume they had more in mind than coffee.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Defo means they want a dicking

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Anal. Coffee is definitely code for anal.

LvM

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By *ilffadMan
over a year ago

swansea

Filter, with milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your neighbour wants to jump your bones. I think you know that though , don't you ?

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Not only would I assume they only meant coffee, I'd assume they were only offering to be polite and I'd gracefully decline.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

With the price of electricity I'd be suspicious

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Yes I'd assume they had more in mind than coffee."

Sex on the Beach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee is code for hooking up op.

Source: Luke Cage

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"With the price of electricity I'd be suspicious

With the price of electricity, its probably worth the risk.

Just don't ask for extra cream in your coffee..

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Possibly, but I guess it's down to how it's said and body language.

Oh... do you fancy a coffee?

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

100% for sex!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

I hate coffee. If I'm (ever) invited in for coffee, I'll point out that I hate coffee.

If I'm still invited in; I know it isn't for coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a coffee op ?

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By *onkeynut OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

I definitely don’t want a ‘coffee’ with my neighbour!

But I’ll take up some of the offers here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee is a serious gig at Soze Manor. If I invite you for coffee, coffee is all you’re gettin’.

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By *untocum1000TV/TS
over a year ago

newmarket

In my humble opinion your neighbour wants to fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they’d be asking me if I need sober up to be honest

Not everything is sexual - or is that just in my life

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I don't like coffee. I have hot chocolate though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like coffee. I have hot chocolate though

That’s a proper cosy hug

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I don't like coffee. I have hot chocolate though

That’s a proper cosy hug"

That's me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they’d be asking me if I need sober up to be honest

Not everything is sexual - or is that just in my life

I’ve been having ‘coffee’ on my own for quite a while now….

my coffee doesn’t bring anyone to my yard by the looks of things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say coffee…lead the way! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely don’t want a ‘coffee’ with my neighbour!

But I’ll take up some of the offers here

Do you take cream?

*come on? This was easy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people I know who drink coffee regularly don’t drink it late in the evening as it keeps them up. Myself included. So I would expect the invite to have an ulterior motive.

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By *permdonorMan
over a year ago

Derby

"After a night out, would you think they had more in mind than coffee?

Asking for a friend.

Well I’m not actually I’ve just had a few too many and my neighbour kept asking me in for coffee

Your neighbour will be ready with throbbing hard cock in hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they’d be asking me if I need sober up to be honest

Not everything is sexual - or is that just in my life

I’ve been having ‘coffee’ on my own for quite a while now….

my coffee doesn’t bring anyone to my yard by the looks of things.

Shurrup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a night out, would you think they had more in mind than coffee?

Asking for a friend.

Well I’m not actually I’ve just had a few too many and my neighbour kept asking me in for coffee

Your neighbour will be ready with throbbing hard cock in hand"

Yes … because everything is a low budget porn movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was inviting you in for coffee I would say a cuppa.

If I was inviting you in for something else I would say coffee.

I hope that clears things up

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Not really

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By *oreveryoungkWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"After a night out, would you think they had more in mind than coffee?

Asking for a friend.

Well I’m not actually I’ve just had a few too many and my neighbour kept asking me in for coffee

I'd accept the offer of coffee when you haven't had a few too many. Red flag for me xx

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By *irtyKittenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I definitely don’t want a ‘coffee’ with my neighbour!

But I’ll take up some of the offers here

How about a McDonald's breakfast Sausage Egg McMuffin with coffee/latte would that be a better offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they’d be asking me if I need sober up to be honest

Not everything is sexual - or is that just in my life

I’ve been having ‘coffee’ on my own for quite a while now….

my coffee doesn’t bring anyone to my yard by the looks of things.

Shurrup "

What accent is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they’d be asking me if I need sober up to be honest

Not everything is sexual - or is that just in my life

I’ve been having ‘coffee’ on my own for quite a while now….

my coffee doesn’t bring anyone to my yard by the looks of things.

Shurrup

What accent is that?

South London darling

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By *ornyspiceCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Why mess around mention coffee, what's wrong in just saying. I suppose a shag out of the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He only wants you to blow his coffee beans

im messing its likely a coffee until its not one play the moment try not to read minds

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Last woman to ask me for a coffee was a homeless one on Piccadilly approach in Manchester and I bought her one from Greggs

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

What happened to the classic? What's wrong with walking her to the door, giving her a kiss, and saying "fancy a fuck?"

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my neighbours asked me in for coffee I’d tazer him happily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If my neighbours asked me in for coffee I’d tazer him happily

Bit harsh but live and let live haha!

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By *onkeynut OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"If my neighbours asked me in for coffee I’d tazer him happily

This made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If my neighbours asked me in for coffee I’d tazer him happily

Bit harsh but live and let live haha!

You’d understand if you met him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If my neighbours asked me in for coffee I’d tazer him happily

This made me

. True though

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Oooooo, I'm meeting a lady for "coffee" later. I hope she doesn't have other things in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooo, I'm meeting a lady for "coffee" later. I hope she doesn't have other things in mind

Check her handbag

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By *onkeynut OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

He gatecrashed my drinks with friends in the pub, and then walked me home (or maybe I walked him home

) he’s lovely and kind but I 100% don’t want to fuck him

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"He gatecrashed my drinks with friends in the pub, and then walked me home (or maybe I walked him home

) he’s lovely and kind but I 100% don’t want to fuck him

He wants more than coffee. Maybe not on this occasion but he's working up to it.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Depends if they offered cake with it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He definitely wants to give you something hot and it's not served in a cup

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"Oooooo, I'm meeting a lady for "coffee" later. I hope she doesn't have other things in mind

Check her handbag

What for? Drugs, condoms, handcuffs or something pointless?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they’d be asking me if I need sober up to be honest

Not everything is sexual - or is that just in my life

I’ve been having ‘coffee’ on my own for quite a while now….

my coffee doesn’t bring anyone to my yard by the looks of things.

Shurrup

What accent is that?

South London darling "

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By *eahitis007Man
over a year ago

loddon

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I dont coffee, so I'm safe

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By *eahitis007Man
over a year ago

loddon

"If my neighbours asked me in for coffee I’d tazer him happily

We know there is a form of kink using electric, so this I just a hand small version of it yeah?

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"I dont coffee, so I'm safe "

I think "coffee" is code word! What they mean is kinky sex and multiple orgasms (or did I dream that?

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He gatecrashed my drinks with friends in the pub, and then walked me home (or maybe I walked him home

) he’s lovely and kind but I 100% don’t want to fuck him

He wants more than coffee. Maybe not on this occasion but he's working up to it. "

Oh I agree... So best way to shut it down... "no thanks"!!

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

I would deffo assume it meant sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if it's decaffeinated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say to him wouldnt you like to fuck my arse instead when he answers and reveals motive go from there

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"I would deffo assume it meant sex. "

So should I take condoms and sex toys to my "coffee" meeting later? That would raise a few eyebrows in Costa!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely don’t want a ‘coffee’ with my neighbour!

But I’ll take up some of the offers here

I’m not sure what his motives are…….but you can come and have coffee with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a night out, would you think they had more in mind than coffee?

Asking for a friend.

Well I’m not actually I’ve just had a few too many and my neighbour kept asking me in for coffee

I'd accept the offer of coffee when you haven't had a few too many. Red flag for me xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you've had a few too many it sounds like he's out to take advantage... I'd decline, politely, but say you'd love to take him up on the offer another time. If you would, that is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd think they want more than coffee. Who drinks coffee after a night out?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

In the movies “do you want a coffee” is closely followed by a scene of them in bed, her riding him cowgirl style, in slow motion, and him sucking on her nipples like they were the best nipples in the world.

Just saying!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"In the movies “do you want a coffee” is closely followed by a scene of them in bed, her riding him cowgirl style, in slow motion, and him sucking on her nipples like they were the best nipples in the world.

Just saying!

Maybe all the main characters had an ANR kink

LvM

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Just saying!

Also, in the movies the sex scenes end in a massive joint orgasm and afterwards they just get out of bed with no care for where the spunk is going to fall and no sign of a box of tissues

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Not necessarily. It depends. Maybe people offer coffee when someone is d*unk and being a plonker and needs to sober up. Possibly.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Just saying!

Maybe all the main characters had an ANR kink

LvM"

I had to Google that!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Just saying!

Also, in the movies the sex scenes end in a massive joint orgasm and afterwards they just get out of bed with no care for where the spunk is going to fall and no sign of a box of tissues

Yep, and they never shave rash around their mouths, dishevelled hair or scratch marks

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Just saying!

Maybe all the main characters had an ANR kink

LvM

I had to Google that!

You're welcome

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be disappointed if there was no coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a night out, would you think they had more in mind than coffee?

Asking for a friend.

Well I’m not actually I’ve just had a few too many and my neighbour kept asking me in for coffee

To my generation saying at the end of the night fancy a coffee at my place or a night cap at my place was a invitation to fuck .so to a old fart like me I see such a invite under the circumstances I've described as a invitation for sex .

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By *cplsMan
over a year ago

Nr Waltham

I've been asking a lovely lady on here for a coffee for 2 years but it still never happened. Ships in the night?

It actualy was for coffee but I would be happy to make another offer of more "coffee" in the future. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never expect, always suspect

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Just saying!

Also, in the movies the sex scenes end in a massive joint orgasm and afterwards they just get out of bed with no care for where the spunk is going to fall and no sign of a box of tissues

Yep, and they never shave rash around their mouths, dishevelled hair or scratch marks

Note to oneself-add La Luna to hot list

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Coffee=sex.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I would never assume that would be more than coffee, but it does suggest they don't understand how revolting I find coffee. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m very literal so I’d think just coffee… but I also miss massive red flags because of this so don’t ask me

I miss the red flags and the green lights !! Can’t ever tell if someone is interested unless they categorically state it

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

They obviously want something else or why not just go home and make themselves one.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Yeah I’d think they meant more than coffee

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

It's a sad fact that life has taught me not to be alone with a guy in some circumstances unless I'm 100% certain of his motives.

I know that most men are decent and respectful but the minority are the ones I guard against. Therefore I'd refuse an offer of coffee after a night out unless I either knew it was actually coffee or I was happy for it to be more.

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

Definitely more than coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I’d think they meant more than coffee "

Fancy a coffee nora

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Yeah I’d think they meant more than coffee

Fancy a coffee nora

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely more than coffee. "

You can't have a biscuit with coffee at night?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I would just think it was coffee

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

Whenever a lady has asked me if I fancy a coffee back at her’s it has always led to sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup. He definitely wants more than coffee.

To be fair, I would too, though, so I can't blame him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not necessarily. It depends. Maybe people offer coffee when someone is d*unk and being a plonker and needs to sober up. Possibly."

Well said! Many a times I had to make a stop at a drive through all night Starbucks when I’m playing taxi!

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