FabSwingers.com forum: Northern Pot Noodle

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Is it true that Northerners put gravy granules in a beef and tomato pot noodle to thicken the sauce and make it thicker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supernoodles are where its at pot noodle is so 2005

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it true that Northerners put gravy granules in a beef and tomato pot noodle to thicken the sauce and make it thicker?"

I think that would make it a casserole. It's all over the stews.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldnt tell you, ive never had one

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

No idea... pot noodles are vile things

Maybe another Northerner can enlighten you.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Don't knock it 'till you try it

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Northerners eat pies for breakfast. Oh yes..

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I met a northerner once.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Not this one

We do have proper food oop north.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Is it true that Northerners put gravy granules in a beef and tomato pot noodle to thicken the sauce and make it thicker?"

To make it crunchier Northerners put Bombay mix into Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodles

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I heard that northeners have gravy on their gravy....

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

But is it true ?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"I heard that northeners have gravy on their gravy....

I heard they eat gravy granules as a snack

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I heard that northeners have gravy on their gravy....

I heard they eat gravy granules as a snack

Eat?

I heard they snort it off a back alley hookers arse with a rolled up pot noodle lid.........

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

My son confessed to eating gravy granules as a kid… I tried it, actually liked it.

Little fun granules of meaty madness very nice

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I couldnt tell you, ive never had one

^^^This

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"But is it true ?"

Only the posh ones, Tom.

We've been reduced to this after the invasion of sharks with friggin' lasers in 2016.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I knew a northerner who owned a coat once…. True story!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I knew a northerner who owned a coat once…. True story!!!

Heathen

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I knew a northerner who owned a coat once…. True story!!!

Ha!

As likely a tale as "I was looking at tractors......"

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I knew a Northerner who knitted a coat from a chicken and mushroom Pot Noodle

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Cola cubes , Pineapple cubes OXO cubes all are good .

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I knew a Northerner who knitted a coat from a chicken and mushroom Pot Noodle"

His brother knitted one from gravy granules

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

His brother knitted one from gravy granules"

What happened when it rained ?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I heard they use them in coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a proper northerner and I don’t like feet but I’d put gravy on someone’s toes and lick it off I love it that much.

I wouldn’t put gravy in a pot noodle though.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This is all over you tube. Tom has seen it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

His brother knitted one from gravy granules

What happened when it rained ?"

Orgy

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I’m a proper northerner and I don’t like feet but I’d put gravy on someone’s toes and lick it off I love it that much.

I wouldn’t put gravy in a pot noodle though. "

What about sticking the noodles between the toes and gravy on the soles?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It's just the beef and tomato one.. a few granules before adding the hot water. It thickens the sauce and makes it beefier

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"It's just the beef and tomato one.. a few granules before adding the hot water. It thickens the sauce and makes it beefier"

Does adding gravy stop it being suitable for vegetarians?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"It's just the beef and tomato one.. a few granules before adding the hot water. It thickens the sauce and makes it beefier"

Surely you could use chicken gravy granules and add to the chicken one as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a proper northerner and I don’t like feet but I’d put gravy on someone’s toes and lick it off I love it that much.

I wouldn’t put gravy in a pot noodle though.

What about sticking the noodles between the toes and gravy on the soles? "

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Does adding gravy stop it being suitable for vegetarians?

I am shocked to see that all Pot Noodles are vegan

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Does adding gravy stop it being suitable for vegetarians?

I am shocked to see that all Pot Noodles are vegan"

This is an affront to decency.

Not vegan!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Does adding gravy stop it being suitable for vegetarians?

I am shocked to see that all Pot Noodles are vegan"

Yep.

There's more meat in the pot than anything else.

Maybe that's why northerners add gravy?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I’m a proper northerner and I don’t like feet but I’d put gravy on someone’s toes and lick it off I love it that much.

I wouldn’t put gravy in a pot noodle though.

What about sticking the noodles between the toes and gravy on the soles?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Does adding gravy stop it being suitable for vegetarians?

I am shocked to see that all Pot Noodles are vegan

Yep.

There's more meat in the pot than anything else.

Maybe that's why northerners add gravy?

You can get vegetarian gravy though, seems bizarre to me but it's really a thing

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Does adding gravy stop it being suitable for vegetarians?

I am shocked to see that all Pot Noodles are vegan

Yep.

There's more meat in the pot than anything else.

Maybe that's why northerners add gravy?

Do you stir it with your cock to add some meat juice ?

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"It's just the beef and tomato one.. a few granules before adding the hot water. It thickens the sauce and makes it beefier

Surely you could use chicken gravy granules and add to the chicken one as well "

Nah, crumbled mini cheddars in the chicken and mushroom one.

Thank me later

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What about sticking the noodles between the toes and gravy on the soles? "

I don't think Athletes Foot is vegan

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I heard they use them in coffee

With extra special cream

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I am being serious here guys.. how many northerners put gravy granules in their pot noodles before adding boiling water

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I heard that northeners have gravy on their gravy....

And deep fry it.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I am being serious here guys.. how many northerners put gravy granules in their pot noodles before adding boiling water "

That would totally ruin it.

I put ketchup in mine

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"It's just the beef and tomato one.. a few granules before adding the hot water. It thickens the sauce and makes it beefier

Surely you could use chicken gravy granules and add to the chicken one as well

Nah, crumbled mini cheddars in the chicken and mushroom one.

Thank me later

Soggy mini cheddars, I'll pass

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

What about sticking the noodles between the toes and gravy on the soles?

I don't think Athletes Foot is vegan"

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

I just put more tomato sauce in mine x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

What about sticking the noodles between the toes and gravy on the soles?

I don't think Athletes Foot is vegan"

It's a type of fungal infection. Fungi are vegan. It's all good

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I heard they use them in coffee

With extra special cream

No the cream curdles and ruins the coffee apparently

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

What about sticking the noodles between the toes and gravy on the soles?

I don't think Athletes Foot is vegan

It's a type of fungal infection. Fungi are vegan. It's all good

That's a good point

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I heard they use them in coffee

With extra special cream

No the cream curdles and ruins the coffee apparently

So long as it's from a giant squirty cream dispenser, I'm not fussy

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I knew a northerner who owned a coat once…. True story!!!

Ha!

As likely a tale as "I was looking at tractors......"

No.. really…. He was exiled to the south…. And only allowed back upon it being lit on a bonfire!!!

Have you never heard of the “catterick coat burning of 1762”

Low verily they rejoiced!!!

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