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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

But you most definitely were not there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my knees behind the bus shelter with my head up Granny Crumpet's skirt.

Nope. Not me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was arrested for an assault and then cleared after an identity parade.

I had the flu that weekend and literally couldn’t get out of bed so it was impossible that I did it anyway. Plus the assailant was described as white and 6’ tall. One look at our profile will tell you that it clearly wasn’t me.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I had my flat raided by the police many years ago when the address was linked to a major plant machinery theft… funnily enough wasn’t me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had my flat raided by the police many years ago when the address was linked to a major plant machinery theft… funnily enough wasn’t me. "

Cheers for selling me that Mig welder

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I had my flat raided by the police many years ago when the address was linked to a major plant machinery theft… funnily enough wasn’t me. "

Jeez Saff! I would have been in pieces with that hanging over me.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Oh, wait a minute - this is supposed to be fictitious?!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I had my flat raided by the police many years ago when the address was linked to a major plant machinery theft… funnily enough wasn’t me.

Jeez Saff! I would have been in pieces with that hanging over me. "

It was horrific and happened twice.. full search, interview with my then partner arrested and all devices taken for analysis.. at 5am.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I had my flat raided by the police many years ago when the address was linked to a major plant machinery theft… funnily enough wasn’t me.

Jeez Saff! I would have been in pieces with that hanging over me.

It was horrific and happened twice.. full search, interview with my then partner arrested and all devices taken for analysis.. at 5am. "

So this is not fictitious afterall?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I had my flat raided by the police many years ago when the address was linked to a major plant machinery theft… funnily enough wasn’t me.

Jeez Saff! I would have been in pieces with that hanging over me.

It was horrific and happened twice.. full search, interview with my then partner arrested and all devices taken for analysis.. at 5am.

So this is not fictitious afterall? "

Nope. Actual life

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I had my flat raided by the police many years ago when the address was linked to a major plant machinery theft… funnily enough wasn’t me.

Cheers for selling me that Mig welder "

Dead

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

When I got a parking ticket in Islington - because the software mistook a Y for a V on the registration plate! Girlfriend at the time was like "Why were you in London?"

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I had my flat raided by the police many years ago when the address was linked to a major plant machinery theft… funnily enough wasn’t me.

Jeez Saff! I would have been in pieces with that hanging over me.

It was horrific and happened twice.. full search, interview with my then partner arrested and all devices taken for analysis.. at 5am.

So this is not fictitious afterall?

Nope. Actual life "

Once was bad enough! But twice!??

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I had my flat raided by the police many years ago when the address was linked to a major plant machinery theft… funnily enough wasn’t me.

Jeez Saff! I would have been in pieces with that hanging over me.

It was horrific and happened twice.. full search, interview with my then partner arrested and all devices taken for analysis.. at 5am.

So this is not fictitious afterall?

Nope. Actual life

Once was bad enough! But twice!??"

Second time was a result of a flag being raised from one of the partners devices… it got much worse from there… nothing to do with plant machinery though

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

About 30 years ago I was walking home about midnight and as I went up one local street I thought it was weird that there were several people out the front of the houses. As I walked past a group of people one of them peered at me intently for a second then went back to whatever he was discussing.

I thought nothing of it until the next day at about 7:30 in the evening, I still lived with my folks at the time and my mum came to my room with a face like thunder and simply said” the police are at the door. They’ve just asked if someone that fits your description lives here.”

Perplexed I went down and spoke to the 2 officers at the door. They asked me if I was in the vicinity of the street I’d walked down the previous night at about the time I’d walked down it.

“Yes,” I replied “it was weird as there were several people hanging out outside some of the houses. Did something happen?”

Apparently one of the residents of that street had caught someone in his back garden pinching several pairs of his wife’s knickers from the washing line and gave chase across several of the other gardens. The panty raider had given him the slip so the guy had gone to several other houses to his neighbours about him.

The road I’d walked down was near my house so I regularly walked down it to my mate’s houses and to work and so on. That evening on my way home from work the guy who’d chased the thief saw me walk past, recognised my face, followed me home and called the police.

I had to go around to this guy’s house with the police and remind him I looked so familiar as I’d walked past him in the street after the panty raid had happened.

He was mortified and very apologetic but I said “Don’t worry” as I had a great pub story.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I had my flat raided by the police many years ago when the address was linked to a major plant machinery theft… funnily enough wasn’t me.

Jeez Saff! I would have been in pieces with that hanging over me.

It was horrific and happened twice.. full search, interview with my then partner arrested and all devices taken for analysis.. at 5am.

So this is not fictitious afterall?

Nope. Actual life

Once was bad enough! But twice!??

Second time was a result of a flag being raised from one of the partners devices… it got much worse from there… nothing to do with plant machinery though "

"...one of the partners..." - seriously how many concurrent partners did you have?? They can't have all been dodgy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car plates get cloned a fair bit, been hit 5 times on two cars in 3 years, bus lane fines speeding fines, none of them stuck as I could prove I was elsewhere.

I got pulled in as a suspect on a murder 6 years ago as I very loosely matched an efit picture but height age and build were all a match. Quickly ruled out on that but not a very pleasant experience.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


"When I got a parking ticket in Islington - because the software mistook a Y for a V on the registration plate! Girlfriend at the time was like "Why were you in London?""

Frisky had that with an allegation of dangerous driving, they had the make and model but got the reg number wrong, so wrote to her even though the make and model were different, a couple of minutes on the dvla website and she found the right number for the car they were looking for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

40 years ago, I got a speeding ticket, I didn’t own a car and on the date given, I was 7000 miles away in the falklands,

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"About 30 years ago I was walking home about midnight and as I went up one local street I thought it was weird that there were several people out the front of the houses. As I walked past a group of people one of them peered at me intently for a second then went back to whatever he was discussing.

I thought nothing of it until the next day at about 7:30 in the evening, I still lived with my folks at the time and my mum came to my room with a face like thunder and simply said” the police are at the door. They’ve just asked if someone that fits your description lives here.”

Perplexed I went down and spoke to the 2 officers at the door. They asked me if I was in the vicinity of the street I’d walked down the previous night at about the time I’d walked down it.

“Yes,” I replied “it was weird as there were several people hanging out outside some of the houses. Did something happen?”

Apparently one of the residents of that street had caught someone in his back garden pinching several pairs of his wife’s knickers from the washing line and gave chase across several of the other gardens. The panty raider had given him the slip so the guy had gone to several other houses to his neighbours about him.

The road I’d walked down was near my house so I regularly walked down it to my mate’s houses and to work and so on. That evening on my way home from work the guy who’d chased the thief saw me walk past, recognised my face, followed me home and called the police.

I had to go around to this guy’s house with the police and remind him I looked so familiar as I’d walked past him in the street after the panty raid had happened.

He was mortified and very apologetic but I said “Don’t worry” as I had a great pub story."

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"40 years ago, I got a speeding ticket, I didn’t own a car and on the date given, I was 7000 miles away in the falklands, "

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