FabSwingers.com forum: Buffet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone likes one - right?

What’s your go to ? You know, you’re walking down the line, eyeing up the food - what do you hope to see?

I like a sausage roll - I’m simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese - like a sticky chicken is usually my go to but I like a nibble of everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egg sandwiches every time!

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

I hope to see a tidy, well organised selection of foodstuffs.

Not a dis-organised mess that the 32 people before me have prodded and poked with their dirty, pissy, unwashed fingers.

Thats why I run when the buffets announced, contrary to popular belief, it's not because I'm a greedy cunt.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chinese - like a sticky chicken is usually my go to but I like a nibble of everything! "

Ooo posh buffet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigs in a blanket I just scoop the plate and sit the the corner happily

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Egg sandwiches every time!"

Can you trust an egg sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope to see a tidy, well organised selection of foodstuffs.

Not a dis-organised mess that the 32 people before me have prodded and poked with their dirty, pissy, unwashed fingers.

Thats why I run when the buffets announced, contrary to popular belief, it's not because I'm a greedy cunt.

Winston"

Clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go big or go home right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pigs in a blanket I just scoop the plate and sit the the corner happily

I think I love you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go big or go home right

True

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Caviar and lobster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Caviar and lobster "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pigs in a blanket I just scoop the plate and sit the the corner happily

I think I love you"

Awww thanks you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prawn vol-au-vent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pigs in a blanket I just scoop the plate and sit the the corner happily

I think I love you

Awww thanks you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prawn Volauvents

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prawn vol-au-vent"

No no no

You can’t trust a prawn at a buffet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prawn Volauvents"

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

" Caviar and lobster

Won’t catch me with Greggs in me gob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prawn Volauvents

No"

It's all going wrong now

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Prawn vol-au-vent"

you got their first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Egg sandwiches every time!

Can you trust an egg sandwich?"

You can at the buffets I attend

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Things on sticks. You know, a cocktail sausage, pickled onion and a square piece of cheese.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Salt and chilli chips

Fried sea

Pigs in blankets

An unfeasible large selection of tiny slices of cakes and pudding

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"I hope to see a tidy, well organised selection of foodstuffs.

Not a dis-organised mess that the 32 people before me have prodded and poked with their dirty, pissy, unwashed fingers.

Thats why I run when the buffets announced, contrary to popular belief, it's not because I'm a greedy cunt.

Winston

Clever

A buffet. Yet another addition to my list of food Hells. I have soooooo many issues around food.

Winston

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Egg sandwiches every time!

Can you trust an egg sandwich?"

A female colleague of mine was renowned for only providing egg sandwiches on the grounds that 'Everyone likes egg sandwiches'.

Tough on the ham, pate, and smoked salmon lovers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Egg sandwiches every time!

Can you trust an egg sandwich?

You can at the buffets I attend

Ooooo get you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Things on sticks. You know, a cocktail sausage, pickled onion and a square piece of cheese. "

Cheeeeeeese

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope to see a tidy, well organised selection of foodstuffs.

Not a dis-organised mess that the 32 people before me have prodded and poked with their dirty, pissy, unwashed fingers.

Thats why I run when the buffets announced, contrary to popular belief, it's not because I'm a greedy cunt.

Winston

Clever

A buffet. Yet another addition to my list of food Hells. I have soooooo many issues around food.

Winston"

I have issues …. I need safe options

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken. I am looking for wings. Legs. Chicken on a stick. Anything that used to cluck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Egg sandwiches every time!

Can you trust an egg sandwich?

A female colleague of mine was renowned for only providing egg sandwiches on the grounds that 'Everyone likes egg sandwiches'.

Tough on the ham, pate, and smoked salmon lovers. "

Smoked salmon - at a buffet, in the heat??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chicken. I am looking for wings. Legs. Chicken on a stick. Anything that used to cluck.

I find this worrying - not sure why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any kind of finger food but I have a penchant for the sausage rolls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any kind of finger food but I have a penchant for the sausage rolls

I’m a sausage roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any kind of finger food but I have a penchant for the sausage rolls

I’m a sausage roll"

With lovely eyes

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"I hope to see a tidy, well organised selection of foodstuffs.

Not a dis-organised mess that the 32 people before me have prodded and poked with their dirty, pissy, unwashed fingers.

Thats why I run when the buffets announced, contrary to popular belief, it's not because I'm a greedy cunt.

Winston

Clever

A buffet. Yet another addition to my list of food Hells. I have soooooo many issues around food.

Winston"

I have to say that I am more than happy with the buffets at Eureka from the hygiene standpoint.

All trays have a shroud of film which is progressively peeled back as items are taken, thus leaving the bulk unfingered and not coughed and spluttered over.

Not mixing different items on the same tray helps with hygiene as people don't go poking around so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prawn Volauvents"

Yes

I was going to say prawn sandwich or a vol au vent, but why not combine the two

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any kind of finger food but I have a penchant for the sausage rolls

I’m a sausage roll

With lovely eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope to see a tidy, well organised selection of foodstuffs.

Not a dis-organised mess that the 32 people before me have prodded and poked with their dirty, pissy, unwashed fingers.

Thats why I run when the buffets announced, contrary to popular belief, it's not because I'm a greedy cunt.

Winston

Clever

A buffet. Yet another addition to my list of food Hells. I have soooooo many issues around food.

Winston

I have to say that I am more than happy with the buffets at Eureka from the hygiene standpoint.

All trays have a shroud of film which is progressively peeled back as items are taken, thus leaving the bulk unfingered and not coughed and spluttered over.

Not mixing different items on the same tray helps with hygiene as people don't go poking around so much."

There’s a buffet there ??

Why does this make me feel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prawn Volauvents

Yes

I was going to say prawn sandwich or a vol au vent, but why not combine the two"

I can’t think of anything worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicken. I am looking for wings. Legs. Chicken on a stick. Anything that used to cluck.

I find this worrying - not sure why"

Did I just put some kind of actual life to the food we eat?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Tough on the ham, pate, and smoked salmon lovers.

Smoked salmon - at a buffet, in the heat??

What heat?

I'd like to think that cold buffet stuff is ALL kept cool.

You aren't getting mixed up with barbecues, surely? Now, they are germ breeding grounds par excellence.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Just all the beige food works for me!

I’ll still eat a crusty sandwich a few hours later

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Pineapple & cheese on sticks

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Not a fan of buffets. Never know how long it’s been sitting there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone likes one - right?

What’s your go to ? You know, you’re walking down the line, eyeing up the food - what do you hope to see?

I like a sausage roll - I’m simple"

Sausage roll too, but also maybe a cheese and pickled onion stick

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A cheese board please

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Cheese & bacon quiche.

Sausage rolls.

Chipolata sausages.

New potato's & salad & any other coleslaw crap that's a bout.

Porkpie crust & jelly (but not the pork pie meat cos it's minging, too chewy & fatty - Yuck!)

Then crisps building it up to a potato chip mountain like Close Encounters (although that was mashed potato.....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Volavons, volavonts.. volla...

Sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chicken. I am looking for wings. Legs. Chicken on a stick. Anything that used to cluck.

I find this worrying - not sure why

Did I just put some kind of actual life to the food we eat?

Yes !!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

There’s a buffet there ??

Why does this make me feel

Indeed there is, on certain days, preceded by other tasty morsels on offer. Hands all washed in between, hopefully but even if not I feel safe.

It says a lot for the hosts that I am more than happy with the feeding arrangements there as I am another Winston when it comes to such matters, ever since studying a health and safety module during teacher training and never forgotten.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tough on the ham, pate, and smoked salmon lovers.

Smoked salmon - at a buffet, in the heat??

What heat?

I'd like to think that cold buffet stuff is ALL kept cool.

You aren't getting mixed up with barbecues, surely? Now, they are germ breeding grounds par excellence."

No … I think I know the difference between a buffet and a bbq ….

But thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The jelly in a pork pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How the fuck am I not a bleeding size 12 if I have all these food phobias

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"How the fuck am I not a bleeding size 12 if I have all these food phobias

The sausage rolls in your opening offering?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How the fuck am I not a bleeding size 12 if I have all these food phobias

The sausage rolls in your opening offering?

The clarity has arrived

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"The jelly in a pork pie

Also

Bawk......

Winston

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By *r and Mrs 81Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Cheese & bacon quiche.

Sausage rolls.

Chipolata sausages.

New potato's & salad & any other coleslaw crap that's a bout.

Porkpie crust & jelly (but not the pork pie meat cos it's minging, too chewy & fatty - Yuck!)

Then crisps building it up to a potato chip mountain like Close Encounters (although that was mashed potato.....)

I think I'm drooling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The jelly in a pork pie

Also

Bawk......

Winston"

I daren’t venture

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Breakfast buffet

I get excited over the scrambled egg and also when I see the bacon is nice and crispy

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"The jelly in a pork pie

Also

Bawk......

Winston

I daren’t venture "

When a little bit of the jelly touches your tongue....

*shudders

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Breakfast buffet

I get excited over the scrambled egg and also when I see the bacon is nice and crispy "

Ooooooo game changer

I’ll only go to the egg, when it’s fresh out though. I’ll admit to sitting and waiting for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant eat at them finger food grosses me out the thought of multiple other hands all over it makes me queezy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I cant eat at them finger food grosses me out the thought of multiple other hands all over it makes me queezy "

Exactly !!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Sausage roll, egg mayo sandwich, crisps, pizza

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sausage roll, egg mayo sandwich, crisps, pizza

No egg sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quiche

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"Egg sandwiches every time!

Can you trust an egg sandwich?"

Yes live life on the edge ...

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Quiche..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quiche

Questionable …..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Egg sandwiches every time!

Can you trust an egg sandwich?

Yes live life on the edge ...

No …. I’m not that dangerous

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Sausage roll, egg mayo sandwich, crisps, pizza

No egg sandwiches "

shocking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sausage roll, egg mayo sandwich, crisps, pizza

No egg sandwiches

shocking

xx"

You can’t trust them …. I’m getting serious now

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Sausage roll, egg mayo sandwich, crisps, pizza

No egg sandwiches

shocking

You can’t trust them …. I’m getting serious now

Well.....if left out, yeah, the proper ming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The jelly in a pork pie

Pork pie itself

same goes for scotch pies biting into a layer of greasy fat, gristle and spices to disguise the experience - except that is for the Buffalo farm scotch pies, second to none, non greasy no gristle just sublime….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baguette & lurpack butter

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"The jelly in a pork pie

Pork pie itself

No to pork pies. That jelly is gross

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Cake

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Cake

Bring cream

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