FabSwingers.com forum: I know who the timewaster is!

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

So many threads about the timewasters and then it all became clear to me. It's Funky/Invictus and all of their other profiles.

Who else has temporal control here? They need to steal time from others to power their glittery machines.

You know I'm right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Pmsl

It's no laughing matter. Have you seen how many timewaster threads there are? He/they is/are playing with our time as part of their experiments.

There is only one way to recompense every person from whom they have robbed of time. Will he/they do the decent thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so you're saying all the timewasters on site are in fact one person?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"so you're saying all the timewasters on site are in fact one person?"

Yes. Just read the threads and the pattern becomes clear.

I haven't worked out if he/they feed on the anger too. He/they are always asking for a certain mood stabiliser to get him/them to the next time vortex wormy thing.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"so you're saying all the timewasters on site are in fact one person?"

Actually, are you part of this too? Show us your botty to prove you're not one of them.

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over a year ago

"so you're saying all the timewasters on site are in fact one person?

Yes. Just read the threads and the pattern becomes clear.

I haven't worked out if he/they feed on the anger too. He/they are always asking for a certain mood stabiliser to get him/them to the next time vortex wormy thing."

maybe he/she/them starts a "is bbc racist" thread every so often just to create the anger he/she/they need.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"so you're saying all the timewasters on site are in fact one person?

Yes. Just read the threads and the pattern becomes clear.

I haven't worked out if he/they feed on the anger too. He/they are always asking for a certain mood stabiliser to get him/them to the next time vortex wormy thing.

maybe he/she/them starts a "is bbc racist" thread every so often just to create the anger he/she/they need."

Do they start the BBW ones too? This is much deeper and darker than I first thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so you're saying all the timewasters on site are in fact one person?

Actually, are you part of this too? Show us your botty to prove you're not one of them."

A very good point, I agree we should know how many time travel/time stealing botty folk there are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so you're saying all the timewasters on site are in fact one person?

Yes. Just read the threads and the pattern becomes clear.

I haven't worked out if he/they feed on the anger too. He/they are always asking for a certain mood stabiliser to get him/them to the next time vortex wormy thing.

maybe he/she/them starts a "is bbc racist" thread every so often just to create the anger he/she/they need.

Do they start the BBW ones too? This is much deeper and darker than I first thought."

and ALL the "why dont women reply to messages?" threads

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Hell's teeth woman! You know too much.

This will all end very bad for you...

and your little dog too!!!

*cackles* *plays Wizard Oz witch music in head*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No doubt they will be along to protest their innocence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hell's teeth woman! You know too much.

This will all end very bad for you...

and your little dog too!!!

*cackles* *plays Wizard Oz witch music in head*"

Holy shit that scared me then

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hell's teeth woman! You know too much.

This will all end very bad for you...

and your little dog too!!!

*cackles* *plays Wizard Oz witch music in head*"

Leave the little doggy out of it. You can do whatever you want to the cat though. I'm onto you!

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By *ngelbiTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Dyserth, North Wales

I was asked to meet a guy dogging in North Wales a couple of weeks ago.

Now, as a TV it takes a little while to transform from mild mannered blokey thing into a sexy(ish) TV slut. Sadly I don't have a telephone box at home I can just stand in and spin round to transform like a well known superhero lol

As we as the 2 hours actual dogging and the other hour and a half getting ready. Another waste of time over a disrespectful guy!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was asked to meet a guy dogging in North Wales a couple of weeks ago.

As we as the 2 hours actual dogging and the other hour and a half getting ready. Another waste of time over a disrespectful guy!"

Did he meet you?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I was asked to meet a guy dogging in North Wales a couple of weeks ago.

As we as the 2 hours actual dogging and the other hour and a half getting ready. Another waste of time over a disrespectful guy!"

It wasn't me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to meet a guy dogging in North Wales a couple of weeks ago.

As we as the 2 hours actual dogging and the other hour and a half getting ready. Another waste of time over a disrespectful guy!

It wasn't me!"

well you would say that wouldn't you

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By *ngelbiTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Dyserth, North Wales

No, he didn't meet me and he hasn't even messaged me since lol

He still checks out my profile and if he does message me, I'll let him know what I think lol

But I don't hold any grudges lol life's too short and I've had other meets who I'd meet again

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was asked to meet a guy dogging in North Wales a couple of weeks ago.

As we as the 2 hours actual dogging and the other hour and a half getting ready. Another waste of time over a disrespectful guy!

It wasn't me!"

It may not have been you in the Funky timestream but who's to say it wasn't you in one of your alternate timestreams? I'm watching and taking notes. The truth is out there. Or in here. It's somewhere.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No, he didn't meet me and he hasn't even messaged me since lol

He still checks out my profile and if he does message me, I'll let him know what I think lol

But I don't hold any grudges lol life's too short and I've had other meets who I'd meet again

They are the ones to concentrate on. Enjoy the good meets and stay away from all bad meat.

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By *ngelbiTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Dyserth, North Wales

"No, he didn't meet me and he hasn't even messaged me since lol

He still checks out my profile and if he does message me, I'll let him know what I think lol

But I don't hold any grudges lol life's too short and I've had other meets who I'd meet again

They are the ones to concentrate on. Enjoy the good meets and stay away from all bad meat."

Mmmm meat lol

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Was that you/them? I've just had someone ring my doorbell. When I got there with my tub of chocolates there was no one there! Halloweeen timewasters sent to try me now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was that you/them? I've just had someone ring my doorbell. When I got there with my tub of chocolates there was no one there! Halloweeen timewasters sent to try me now."

Are you sure you did not have a meet with a single (timewasting) guy that you forgot about, and then he bottled it at the last minute?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Was that you/them? I've just had someone ring my doorbell. When I got there with my tub of chocolates there was no one there! Halloweeen timewasters sent to try me now.

Are you sure you did not have a meet with a single (timewasting) guy that you forgot about, and then he bottled it at the last minute?

I am getting on but I haven't forgotten a meet yet. I don't think I have...

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"so you're saying all the timewasters on site are in fact one person?"

Has anyone seen them all in the same place at the same time...?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"so you're saying all the timewasters on site are in fact one person?

Has anyone seen them all in the same place at the same time...?

He/they claim it would be dangerous and women would swoon. I have challenged him/them but he/they daren't face me.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The Complaints Office is on a THREE HOUR lunch break.

If you have a lunchtime meet arranged for today and they are a no-show please let me know. I am gathering evidence.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Dammit I/we would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids??!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

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Do not scroll back or read anything above. Move along.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Dammit I/we would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids??!

I have been inspecting bot bot pictures to try and work out your other profile names. The pattern will emerge. Or you'll find a way of silencing me.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

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Do not scroll back or read anything above. Move along.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Damnit!!! 143 posts before I can contain the truth!!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we'll never be silenced!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Dammit I/we would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids??!

I have been inspecting bot bot pictures to try and work out your other profile names. The pattern will emerge. Or you'll find a way of silencing me."

Silence a woman? Feck.

...er, oooh look! A shoe sale!

...handbags too!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

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CONTIMATED AREA, DO NOT ENTER

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

TESTICLE REMOVAL SERVICES

SCROLL ABOVE FOR MORE INFORMATION

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TESTICLE REMOVAL SERVICES

SCROLL ABOVE FOR MORE INFORMATION

you'll never get rid of all the bollocks on here

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

We shall, we shall not be moved. We shall, we shall not be moved....

Ok, I will have to move as the kids want to go to the cinema.

I'm here in spirit and will keep an eye on you!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

===CONTAINMENT PROTOCOLS OPERATIONAL===

SCANNING FOR INFECTED PROFILES FOR TERMINATION . . . .

SCAN COMPLETE.

TERMINATION WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE AUTHORISED.

THREAD CONTAINMENT UNDERWAY...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"===CONTAINMENT PROTOCOLS OPERATIONAL===

SCANNING FOR INFECTED PROFILES FOR TERMINATION . . . .

SCAN COMPLETE.

TERMINATION WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE AUTHORISED.

THREAD CONTAINMENT UNDERWAY...

Is it working?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"===CONTAINMENT PROTOCOLS OPERATIONAL===

SCANNING FOR INFECTED PROFILES FOR TERMINATION . . . .

SCAN COMPLETE.

TERMINATION WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE AUTHORISED.

THREAD CONTAINMENT UNDERWAY...

Is it working?

If he/they terminate some of those profiles there will be a whole heap of threads about the 'man who had arranged to meet but then deleted his profile, what does it mean?'. He/they still win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shocked, can't believe my future husband is being called a timewaster

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Shocked, can't believe my future husband is being called a timewaster

Careful dear. I haven't even bought the ring yet

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Shocked, can't believe my future husband is being called a timewaster

Which future timeline is this marriage on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better get shopping then hunni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and don't forget our tea appointment with the vicar on Saturday

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Better get shopping then hunni

I'm also still technically married... er... this is getting complicated now.

Shopping list: ring, assassin for estranged wife, suit, cake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Online quickie divorce, wedding in Vegas with elvis doing the ceremony

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Oh, and don't forget our tea appointment with the vicar on Saturday

Vicar? I thought it was going to be a starship marriage with the captain?!

You'll love the honeymoon location. The rings around Uranus are stunning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As are the rings around my nipples.

Liking the starship theme, can I dress like Leah

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"As are the rings around my nipples.

Liking the starship theme, can I dress like Leah

Be careful... he's luring you onto a glittery deathstar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lured to the stars... All for that as long as I get a birds eyes view of that ass of his

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Funky can waste my time any way he likes .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so you're saying all the timewasters on site are in fact one person?

Yes. Just read the threads and the pattern becomes clear.

I haven't worked out if he/they feed on the anger too. He/they are always asking for a certain mood stabiliser to get him/them to the next time vortex wormy thing.

maybe he/she/them starts a "is bbc racist" thread every so often just to create the anger he/she/they need.

Do they start the BBW ones too? This is much deeper and darker than I first thought.

and ALL the "why dont women reply to messages?" threads"

If his/their time machine is powered by rage... does this mean that he/they invented thursdays?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"so you're saying all the timewasters on site are in fact one person?

Yes. Just read the threads and the pattern becomes clear.

I haven't worked out if he/they feed on the anger too. He/they are always asking for a certain mood stabiliser to get him/them to the next time vortex wormy thing.

maybe he/she/them starts a "is bbc racist" thread every so often just to create the anger he/she/they need.

Do they start the BBW ones too? This is much deeper and darker than I first thought.

and ALL the "why dont women reply to messages?" threads

If his/their time machine is powered by rage... does this mean that he/they invented thursdays?

Good Lord! I think you're onto something. There was a complaints thread yesterday started by... Invictus!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

GADZOOKS!!!

I can't believe they are on to us/me so soon Vic.

We must be more subtle, sway with the wafes a little more, be one with the moaning single male cunts.

It isn't our time... yet.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"GADZOOKS!!!

I can't believe they are on to us/me so soon Vic.

We must be more subtle, sway with the wafes a little more, be one with the moaning single male cunts.

It isn't our time... yet."

Could you tell me when it will be your time? I might then be able to work out how many people you have to let down and make angry/upset. If I get the calculation right you might be able to shave a few years off.

Now, is it carry the 1 or divide by 3?

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By *ayseanMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Invictus+_unky monkey are the devils spawn,they should be burnt at the stake with the rest of the timewasters,kill them,kill them all!!!!(rages inbetween breathing)

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Invictus+_unky monkey are the devils spawn,they should be burnt at the stake with the rest of the timewasters,kill them,kill them all!!!!(rages inbetween breathing)"

Are you one of them and trying to throw us off the scent? Anyone suspected of being the time travelling time waster must submit his bottom picture for inspection.

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By *ayseanMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

No,no,noooooooohhhhhhhhh!! Im not 1 of them,they are bottom showing devils,im with you lickety splits,and together we l expose these vigilantes

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I suspect he/they may have been or indeed still are builders as they have a penchant for posterior exposure

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"GADZOOKS!!!

I can't believe they are on to us/me so soon Vic.

We must be more subtle, sway with the wafes a little more, be one with the moaning single male cunts.

It isn't our time... yet."

Fear not my intrepid alternate-timestream self. I have nearly built my resonic-wave-memonic-disruptor machine. Soon I/we can blast all their minds and make them all fez wearing sex slaves in our new Galactic Empire.

... I just need a phillips head screw driver and a piece of string about 6 inches long.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"GADZOOKS!!!

I can't believe they are on to us/me so soon Vic.

We must be more subtle, sway with the wafes a little more, be one with the moaning single male cunts.

It isn't our time... yet.

... I just need a phillips head screw driver and a piece of string about 6 inches long.

At least you/we know how long the piece of string is. I've noticed this perennial question seems to stump most.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... I just need a phillips head screw driver and a piece of string about 6 inches long.

At least you/we know how long the piece of string is. I've noticed this perennial question seems to stump most.

If you two have a 6" perenium.... Intergalactic domination is the lesser of your challenges....

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By *ayseanMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"GADZOOKS!!!

I can't believe they are on to us/me so soon Vic.

We must be more subtle, sway with the wafes a little more, be one with the moaning single male cunts.

It isn't our time... yet.

... I just need a phillips head screw driver and a piece of string about 6 inches long.

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pure evil lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have a selection of different coloured wool in varying lengths.

Admittedly some of it I unpicked from a sweater my late Grandmother lovingly knitted for my budgerigar

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By *ngelbiTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Dyserth, North Wales

Talking of timewasters *sigh*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, but gotta blow the OP thread out if the window. I just left Invictus, 100% real and no timewaster

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Sorry, but gotta blow the OP thread out if the window. I just left Invictus, 100% real and no timewaster

Mwaaa-ha-ha! My stunt double reels another one in!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sorry, but gotta blow the OP thread out if the window. I just left Invictus, 100% real and no timewaster

I didn't say he wasn't clever. Imagine the power he generates from a timewasting 'meet' after meeting someone? Anger levels increased and less glitter needed.

Glad you had a good time.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I can prove I'm a fake. I just got this message from a random local couple:

FAKE

Yes u r I know this for a fact...

I'm so fake even I didn't realise the depths and intricacy of my plotting, seems I really am a fake!!!

Exposes by a text speak user. Is their no end to the shame I must endure?

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By *ayseanMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You most certainly are _nvictus,even that bottom of yours is probably fake,are they implants????

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"You most certainly are _nvictus,even that bottom of yours is probably fake,are they implants????"

I use a stunt double for all my profile pictures, a ghostwriter did my profile and a team of trained comedians writes all my forum posts for me. My verifications were all bought through bribery and blackmail.

I have exposed myself...

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By *ayseanMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

As i guessed hahahaha

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I had a late night... I will have to get someone to work out what Invictus exposing himself as a fake means for our timeline.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I had a late night... I will have to get someone to work out what Invictus exposing himself as a fake means for our timeline."

I'm the REAL Invictus. The posts above are by an identity thief who has copied my profile exactly, he is now stalking Fab trying to be as awsome and amazing as I am so that women swoon at his very mention

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I can prove I'm a fake. I just got this message from a random local couple:

FAKE

Yes u r I know this for a fact...

I'm so fake even I didn't realise the depths and intricacy of my plotting, seems I really am a fake!!!

Exposes by a text speak user. Is their no end to the shame I must endure?

Bwahahahahaha *rubs hands together*

The plan is coming together perfectly!

(Pssssst! message me the plan again Invictus I've forgotten bits)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG - are you saying there are timewasters on this site ...never -- realy -- OMG thats such a shock tome id never have believed in a millions years........

Pete puts his "sarcastic tounge back in his cheek"

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

OMG - are you saying there are timewasters on this site ...never -- realy -- OMG thats such a shock tome id never have believed in a millions years........

Pete puts his "sarcastic tounge back in his cheek"

No she is saying there is only ONE timewaster on this site and it's us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no comment cuz i dont know ya lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

OMG - are you saying there are timewasters on this site ...never -- realy -- OMG thats such a shock tome id never have believed in a millions years........

Pete puts his "sarcastic tounge back in his cheek"

No she is saying there is only ONE timewaster on this site and it's us!

...and now there are three of us as my profile has been cloned by an identity fraudster

Well actually only one really as me and Funky are technically the same person and the other me is fake, or you could say two as me and Funky are the same but the fake me is also a timwaster as well... I hope that clarifies things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG - are you saying there are timewasters on this site ...never -- realy -- OMG thats such a shock tome id never have believed in a millions years........

Pete puts his "sarcastic tounge back in his cheek"

No she is saying there is only ONE timewaster on this site and it's us!

...and now there are three of us as my profile has been cloned by an identity fraudster

Ah but i could identify the fake _nvictus in a identity line up.

Bugger, does this mean the weddings off

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OMG - are you saying there are timewasters on this site ...never -- realy -- OMG thats such a shock tome id never have believed in a millions years........

Pete puts his "sarcastic tounge back in his cheek"

No she is saying there is only ONE timewaster on this site and it's us!

...and now there are three of us as my profile has been cloned by an identity fraudster

Ah but i could identify the fake _nvictus in a identity line up.

Bugger, does this mean the weddings off

If the fake Invictus turns up for the wedding then you could jilt him at the altar. That might just rebalance things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The majority of time wasters are sad single guys

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over a year ago

OMG - are you saying there are timewasters on this site ...never -- realy -- OMG thats such a shock tome id never have believed in a millions years........

Pete puts his "sarcastic tounge back in his cheek"

No she is saying there is only ONE timewaster on this site and it's us!

...and now there are three of us as my profile has been cloned by an identity fraudster

Ah but i could identify the fake _nvictus in a identity line up.

Bugger, does this mean the weddings off

If the fake Invictus turns up for the wedding then you could jilt him at the altar. That might just rebalance things."

Good thinking , maybe you could be bridesmaid, we can plot a sweet revenge

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

" Ah but i could identify the fake _nvictus in a identity line up.

Bugger, does this mean the weddings off

If the fake Invictus turns up for the wedding then you could jilt him at the altar. That might just rebalance things.

Good thinking , maybe you could be bridesmaid, we can plot a sweet revenge

I'm happy to be bridesmaid - any colour but yellow should be fine. Let's not bring sweets into the equation or I might end up eating them all.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I know it's Thursday but there appears to be a significant increase in timewaster threads.

Funky Invictus.... what have you been up to?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I know it's Thursday but there appears to be a significant increase in timewaster threads.

Funky Invictus.... what have you been up to?"

It wasn't me, it was the other me.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I know it's Thursday but there appears to be a significant increase in timewaster threads.

Funky Invictus.... what have you been up to?

It wasn't me, it was the other me.

I think your botty should be smacked anyway so that future/past you knows to behave better.!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Can I watch the spanking? Please???

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I would love to spank that botty ... mmmm

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is there a spank alert on here? It's like the meerkat alert in clubs. I don't know who sends up the signal but as soon as play (or spanking) is mentioned the watchers appear from nowhere.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Is there a spank alert on here? It's like the meerkat alert in clubs. I don't know who sends up the signal but as soon as play (or spanking) is mentioned the watchers appear from nowhere.

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Some of us remain voyeurs at times like this... not be confused with sitting on the fence

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Is there a spank alert on here? It's like the meerkat alert in clubs. I don't know who sends up the signal but as soon as play (or spanking) is mentioned the watchers appear from nowhere.

I have noticed this. A small queue forms to defile my arse in one way or another with View normally barging to the front.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is there a spank alert on here? It's like the meerkat alert in clubs. I don't know who sends up the signal but as soon as play (or spanking) is mentioned the watchers appear from nowhere.

I have noticed this. A small queue forms to defile my arse in one way or another with View normally barging to the front.

I'm happy for View to defile you first. You'll still be spanked if these timewaster threads continue to grow exponentially.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Is there a spank alert on here? It's like the meerkat alert in clubs. I don't know who sends up the signal but as soon as play (or spanking) is mentioned the watchers appear from nowhere.

I have noticed this. A small queue forms to defile my arse in one way or another with View normally barging to the front.

I'm happy for View to defile you first. You'll still be spanked if these timewaster threads continue to grow exponentially."

The dream for other me and me would be to have a separate section of the forum under The Lounge called The Timewasters and it would be full of awesome timewaster threads.

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