FabSwingers.com forum: Tractors

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I for one have never found tractors a turn on.

And I live in the country. Just saying

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By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

wouldn't mind being fucked in a tracktor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the sudden fascination with tractors in the forum? Did I miss something?

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Something about a blind farmer sowing his seed.

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

"I for one have never found tractors a turn on.

And I live in the country. Just saying "

Give me a combine harvester any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why the sudden fascination with tractors in the forum? Did I miss something?"

Current news distraction to hide the important stuff that is being passed into policy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why the sudden fascination with tractors in the forum? Did I miss something?

Current news distraction to hide the important stuff that is being passed into policy "

Ah right….a politics thing then?

I’m out then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some thick tyres. Mud flaps.

Nah. Still not working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe Kenny can change your mind OP

https://youtu.be/uWu4aynBK7E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farming is hot, love me a dirty hoe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I for one have never found tractors a turn on.

And I live in the country. Just saying

Give me a combine harvester any day

I've got a brand new combine harvester...

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

They do say you should never make love in a cornfield, as it goes against the grain.

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby

"wouldn't mind being fucked in a tracktor

It’s not actually very easy. A lot of equipment in a tractor cab so room is an issue

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

"I for one have never found tractors a turn on.

And I live in the country. Just saying

Give me a combine harvester any day

I've got a brand new combine harvester..."

And you'll give me the key?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why the sudden fascination with tractors in the forum? Did I miss something?"

This I what I came here to say. Is there some MP tractor scandal or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I for one have never found tractors a turn on.

And I live in the country. Just saying

Give me a combine harvester any day

I've got a brand new combine harvester...

And you'll give me the key?"

You wanna see my mangelwurzels?

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By *haneportsMan
over a year ago

portsmouth

"Why the sudden fascination with tractors in the forum? Did I miss something?

This I what I came here to say. Is there some MP tractor scandal or something?"

An MP was caught (allegedly) watching tractor videos during PMQ time.

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Why the sudden fascination with tractors in the forum? Did I miss something?

This I what I came here to say. Is there some MP tractor scandal or something?

An MP was caught (allegedly) watching tractor videos during PMQ time.

He admitted it, it’s not alleged.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahahah. It’s the dungarees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That’s too

Corny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Must learn to reply and quote. Doh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why the sudden fascination with tractors in the forum? Did I miss something?

This I what I came here to say. Is there some MP tractor scandal or something?

An MP was caught (allegedly) watching tractor videos during PMQ time.

Oh… so it was an MP scandal. That was a good guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I for one have never found tractors a turn on.

And I live in the country. Just saying "

Bless you OP. I needed to see this having just read something very upsetting on the virus thread. You made me smile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I for one have never found tractors a turn on.

And I live in the country. Just saying

Bless you OP. I needed to see this having just read something very upsetting on the virus thread. You made me smile!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i live near a farm and i ofter see the tractor in the field right at the back of my house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i live near a farm and i ofter see the tractor in the field right at the back of my house."

Does it drive you to youporn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive fucked in my big tractor once... theyre not the best sexual apparatus... but seem to be a good pulling tool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive fucked in my big tractor once... theyre not the best sexual apparatus... but seem to be a good pulling tool

Like the working man’s ferrari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look for an old massey fergison they are worth a fortune. It has a gun metal rear axel. And sell for serious money as scrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive fucked in my big tractor once... theyre not the best sexual apparatus... but seem to be a good pulling tool

Like the working man’s ferrari "

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

anyone who does not like tractors has no soul. I have a 70 year old Fordson Major

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm scared to google tractor porn tbh, but people are into all sorts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm scared to google tractor porn tbh, but people are into all sorts

You’ll get some eye sores but I’m guessing main thread will be about the MP.

I have heard of people fucking car exhausts mind you. Not sure if that’s a thing.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

He typed in how do I plough a field, hoe it, then scatter my seeds.

And would you believe it, he found himself watching porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can be fun for shagging in though, talking frim experience

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He typed in how do I plough a field, hoe it, then scatter my seeds.

And would you believe it, he found himself watching porn

There’s got to be a link. Spent my day looking at tractors and there’s nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They can be fun for shagging in though, talking frim experience

Keeps the rain off if nothing else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is actually an adult film actor who specialises in tractor sex, his porn name is Massive Ferguson.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is actually an adult film actor who specialises in tractor sex, his porn name is Massive Ferguson.

Too good

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By *haneportsMan
over a year ago

portsmouth

"Why the sudden fascination with tractors in the forum? Did I miss something?

This I what I came here to say. Is there some MP tractor scandal or something?

An MP was caught (allegedly) watching tractor videos during PMQ time.

He admitted it, it’s not alleged."

Was it John Deere, Massey Ferguson or New Holland?

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