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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jumping on the bandwagon because I forgot to make other plans for tonight...

Any tips on helping me get more peen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good photos OP

The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.

It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jumping on the bandwagon because I forgot to make other plans for tonight...

Any tips on helping me get more peen? "

Get triple vaccination lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Jumping on the bandwagon because I forgot to make other plans for tonight...

Any tips on helping me get more peen? "

Well...............

Start accommodating, widen your age range to about 70, try clubs, send cut and paste messages to every single guy in a 50 mile radius.......

.....and if that fails? Set up a fake single male profile and join fabguys.

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good photos OP

The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.

It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful "

After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.

In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good photos OP

The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.

It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful

After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.

In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures "

Ummmmmm I must hit that 1% then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jumping on the bandwagon because I forgot to make other plans for tonight...

Any tips on helping me get more peen?

Get triple vaccination lol "

Apparently NOT being vaccinated is the thing people look for these days. Always on the wrong side of what's trendy, me...

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

The "mango " thing immediately puts me off...I don't understand thr necessity of it, as your bio isn't that long ...and even if it was, the whole " type this word so I know you read everything " feels like another hoop men have to jump through to get a woman’s attention, it's like a form of control that doesn't sit well with me.

Pictures are classy and sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good photos OP

The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.

It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful

After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.

In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures

Ummmmmm I must hit that 1% then "

I've just realised we have matching statuses... What are the chances?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

More bum shots!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Your pics are great but your bio could do with a tweak x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age range up a bit us old guys still got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The "mango " thing immediately puts me off...I don't understand thr necessity of it, as your bio isn't that long ...and even if it was, the whole " type this word so I know you read everything " feels like another hoop men have to jump through to get a woman’s attention, it's like a form of control that doesn't sit well with me.

Pictures are classy and sexy "

Oh it's meant ironically. It's a joke BECAUSE my bio is so short, see? A tongue-in-cheek comment about the people who do put codewords at the end of long bios. Not that I judge them, I just thought it was funny...

Glad you like the pics though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Age range up a bit us old guys still got it "

Ha, honestly it just cuts down on the likelihood of talking to secretly married guys. Plus I've found that some older men tend to speak to me in a way I'm not fully comfortable with...

If I see someone outside my age range I like I do reach out though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More bum shots! "

Haha how many is too many?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your pics are great but your bio could do with a tweak x"

Thank you, any suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good photos OP

The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.

It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful

After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.

In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures

Ummmmmm I must hit that 1% then

I've just realised we have matching statuses... What are the chances? "

Great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I don’t because it’s perfect in ever way just like you are x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry I don’t because it’s perfect in ever way just like you are x"

Cutie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Age range up a bit us old guys still got it

Ha, honestly it just cuts down on the likelihood of talking to secretly married guys. Plus I've found that some older men tend to speak to me in a way I'm not fully comfortable with...

If I see someone outside my age range I like I do reach out though. "

Hubba hubba lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I don’t because it’s perfect in ever way just like you are x

Cutie xx "

Your welcome anytime x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gotta say I didn't think people would take this seriously was just twatting about because of how many "rate my profile" threads are popping up suddenly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘was just here to find a V day date and then dip’

- this line tells me everything. I am yours. I’ll do whatever.

It’s the language for me. And the pics. The energy.

Age range is a concern but other than that I’m feeling it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta say I didn't think people would take this seriously was just twatting about because of how many "rate my profile" threads are popping up suddenly "

Yeah but mine was the best. Be honest.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Gotta say I didn't think people would take this seriously was just twatting about because of how many "rate my profile" threads are popping up suddenly "

Bugger.

And I gave my most serious advice too.

I'm slacking.

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"‘was just here to find a V day date and then dip’

- this line tells me everything. I am yours. I’ll do whatever.

It’s the language for me. And the pics. The energy.

Age range is a concern but other than that I’m feeling it.

"

Aha I'm glad you get my vibe! Let's get drinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gotta say I didn't think people would take this seriously was just twatting about because of how many "rate my profile" threads are popping up suddenly

Bugger.

And I gave my most serious advice too.

I'm slacking.

A"

And very sage it was too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘was just here to find a V day date and then dip’

- this line tells me everything. I am yours. I’ll do whatever.

It’s the language for me. And the pics. The energy.

Age range is a concern but other than that I’m feeling it.

Aha I'm glad you get my vibe! Let's get drinks "

I know the vibes. I’m down. Down down if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jumping on the bandwagon because I forgot to make other plans for tonight...

Any tips on helping me get more peen? "

Leave ot the way it is, you can tweak it and end up getting all the wrong attention.

After two months now you'll know what you're looking for.

Use filters that way it limits the ones you don't want contacting you, but the decent guys that might be in that age range etc, you'll be able to reach out to them when they view your profile.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"More bum shots!

Haha how many is too many?! "

There is no too many with a bum like yours.

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe


"Good photos OP

The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.

It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful

After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.

In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures

Ummmmmm I must hit that 1% then "

The men worth having/meeting are the 1%

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good photos OP

The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.

It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful

After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.

In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures

Ummmmmm I must hit that 1% then

The men worth having/meeting are the 1%

"

I wouldn't say that; I've had some great meets with people who were just bad at communicating

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jumping on the bandwagon because I forgot to make other plans for tonight...

Any tips on helping me get more peen?

Leave ot the way it is, you can tweak it and end up getting all the wrong attention.

After two months now you'll know what you're looking for.

Use filters that way it limits the ones you don't want contacting you, but the decent guys that might be in that age range etc, you'll be able to reach out to them when they view your profile."

It's not my first rodeo on here but thank you for the thoughtful reply xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More bum shots!

Haha how many is too many?!

There is no too many with a bum like yours."

Lol well I for one am definitely sick of seeing it by now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"‘was just here to find a V day date and then dip’

- this line tells me everything. I am yours. I’ll do whatever.

It’s the language for me. And the pics. The energy.

Age range is a concern but other than that I’m feeling it.

Aha I'm glad you get my vibe! Let's get drinks

I know the vibes. I’m down. Down down if you want "

All the way down?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

For more peen,come to wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good photos OP

The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.

It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful

After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.

In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures "

Men are simple creatures are we . if that's the case why not just do away with the profile and put out a status update saying who wants some come and get it ps being a bottle .

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

No mention of your private jet, security etc. Disappointing.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Somehow I feel that you won’t be short of offers today OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the title, I would hide the word mango, it’s so easy just to scroll through and find the code word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jumping on the bandwagon because I forgot to make other plans for tonight...

Any tips on helping me get more peen? "

You need to rap more in your profile text. No one else does this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For more peen,come to wales "

Not gonna get out of bed on a bank holiday weekend, what do you take me for

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good photos OP

The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.

It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful

After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.

In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures

Men are simple creatures are we . if that's the case why not just do away with the profile and put out a status update saying who wants some come and get it ps being a bottle .

"

Not quite at that stage yet... But thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No mention of your private jet, security etc. Disappointing."

Ugh that's so nouveau riche, darling... True royalty doesn't need to flex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Somehow I feel that you won’t be short of offers today OP!

"

Right?! It's already 9.45, my inbox should by flooded by now... Tsk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love the title, I would hide the word mango, it’s so easy just to scroll through and find the code word "

I should hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No mention of your private jet, security etc. Disappointing.

Ugh that's so nouveau riche, darling... True royalty doesn't need to flex "

Dunno if you noticed but they have a tendency to go round in a big golden carriage, if that’s not a flex I don’t know what is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jumping on the bandwagon because I forgot to make other plans for tonight...

Any tips on helping me get more peen?

You need to rap more in your profile text. No one else does this."

I like big peen and I cannot lie,

Small ones also apply

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know. "

That could either be a very good or very bad thing

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"Good photos OP

The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.

It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful

After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.

In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures

Ummmmmm I must hit that 1% then "

Same I must be in that one percent as well as the “text replies will be timed” bit really just put me off personally. So maybe talk more about you and have some interests on show as no one can strike up a conversation if they don’t know what you enjoy

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know.

That could either be a very good or very bad thing "

Unlike yourself in which you’ll binge I prefer to watch each new episode throughout the week. It’ll be the highlight of my tv watching. Admittedly if one episode gets too good I may stray into the next one.

It’s a good thing believe me

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I think it’s good, to the point, great pictures.

Can I just ask what you meant by messages will be timed? Just curious

Have you managed to get out to clubs yet? I’m sure you would be flooded with offers

VS

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe


"Good photos OP

The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.

It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful

After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.

In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures

Ummmmmm I must hit that 1% then

The men worth having/meeting are the 1%

I wouldn't say that; I've had some great meets with people who were just bad at communicating "

Being bad at communication is a no-no for me.

The anticipation and build up is something I wouldn't want to do without.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know.

That could either be a very good or very bad thing

Unlike yourself in which you’ll binge I prefer to watch each new episode throughout the week. It’ll be the highlight of my tv watching. Admittedly if one episode gets too good I may stray into the next one.

It’s a good thing believe me "

I've actually only watched one episode of the new season so far. Like you I'm trying to stretch it out, but also I haven't found myself in the mood for something dark. Even after that one ep I needed to watch some sitcoms for light relief.

Having said that, it was a truly great episode, just kind of wore me out emotionally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it’s good, to the point, great pictures.

Can I just ask what you meant by messages will be timed? Just curious

Have you managed to get out to clubs yet? I’m sure you would be flooded with offers

VS "

Thank you!

Oh it might be a generational thing; men my age will sometimes take literal days to reply and more often than not end up ghosting; I'm just poking fun at my own insecurities around this.

I'm getting increasingly aware that most of my profile is going above people's heads haha. Basically just don't take anything I say seriously. Apart from the "don't send me dick pics". I'm deathly serious about that.

I don't know how comfortable I'd feel in clubs, but it is an eventual goal of mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good photos OP

The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.

It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful

After much testing I have concluded that the current length of my profile hits the sweet spot of the attention span of about 99% of men on here.

In fact, one of the things I get complimented on most often (apart from my tiddies) is how short and easy to read my bio is. Men are simple creatures

Ummmmmm I must hit that 1% then

The men worth having/meeting are the 1%

I wouldn't say that; I've had some great meets with people who were just bad at communicating

Being bad at communication is a no-no for me.

The anticipation and build up is something I wouldn't want to do without.x"

Fair enough!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know.

That could either be a very good or very bad thing

Unlike yourself in which you’ll binge I prefer to watch each new episode throughout the week. It’ll be the highlight of my tv watching. Admittedly if one episode gets too good I may stray into the next one.

It’s a good thing believe me

I've actually only watched one episode of the new season so far. Like you I'm trying to stretch it out, but also I haven't found myself in the mood for something dark. Even after that one ep I needed to watch some sitcoms for light relief.

Having said that, it was a truly great episode, just kind of wore me out emotionally. "

That's how I prefer to be but, one a day, then you get some dbag with their spoilers so you end up having to rush it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know.

That could either be a very good or very bad thing

Unlike yourself in which you’ll binge I prefer to watch each new episode throughout the week. It’ll be the highlight of my tv watching. Admittedly if one episode gets too good I may stray into the next one.

It’s a good thing believe me

I've actually only watched one episode of the new season so far. Like you I'm trying to stretch it out, but also I haven't found myself in the mood for something dark. Even after that one ep I needed to watch some sitcoms for light relief.

Having said that, it was a truly great episode, just kind of wore me out emotionally.

That's how I prefer to be but, one a day, then you get some dbag with their spoilers so you end up having to rush it. "

Yessss the final of University Challenge was recently spoiled for me, was fucking livid

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know.

That could either be a very good or very bad thing

Unlike yourself in which you’ll binge I prefer to watch each new episode throughout the week. It’ll be the highlight of my tv watching. Admittedly if one episode gets too good I may stray into the next one.

It’s a good thing believe me

I've actually only watched one episode of the new season so far. Like you I'm trying to stretch it out, but also I haven't found myself in the mood for something dark. Even after that one ep I needed to watch some sitcoms for light relief.

Having said that, it was a truly great episode, just kind of wore me out emotionally.

That's how I prefer to be but, one a day, then you get some dbag with their spoilers so you end up having to rush it.

Yessss the final of University Challenge was recently spoiled for me, was fucking livid "

Bloody hell, right off to watch first new episode before spoilers appear. Coffee, toast and Ozark perfect morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know.

That could either be a very good or very bad thing

Unlike yourself in which you’ll binge I prefer to watch each new episode throughout the week. It’ll be the highlight of my tv watching. Admittedly if one episode gets too good I may stray into the next one.

It’s a good thing believe me

I've actually only watched one episode of the new season so far. Like you I'm trying to stretch it out, but also I haven't found myself in the mood for something dark. Even after that one ep I needed to watch some sitcoms for light relief.

Having said that, it was a truly great episode, just kind of wore me out emotionally.

That's how I prefer to be but, one a day, then you get some dbag with their spoilers so you end up having to rush it.

Yessss the final of University Challenge was recently spoiled for me, was fucking livid

Bloody hell, right off to watch first new episode before spoilers appear. Coffee, toast and Ozark perfect morning. "

Yum! Enjoy

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know.

That could either be a very good or very bad thing

Unlike yourself in which you’ll binge I prefer to watch each new episode throughout the week. It’ll be the highlight of my tv watching. Admittedly if one episode gets too good I may stray into the next one.

It’s a good thing believe me

I've actually only watched one episode of the new season so far. Like you I'm trying to stretch it out, but also I haven't found myself in the mood for something dark. Even after that one ep I needed to watch some sitcoms for light relief.

Having said that, it was a truly great episode, just kind of wore me out emotionally.

That's how I prefer to be but, one a day, then you get some dbag with their spoilers so you end up having to rush it.

Yessss the final of University Challenge was recently spoiled for me, was fucking livid "

There's a special place in hell for spoiler people.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

OP how about mentioning something along the lines of…

Happy to offer free tea and cake for the right candidate?

I’d apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘was just here to find a V day date and then dip’

- this line tells me everything. I am yours. I’ll do whatever.

It’s the language for me. And the pics. The energy.

Age range is a concern but other than that I’m feeling it.

Aha I'm glad you get my vibe! Let's get drinks

I know the vibes. I’m down. Down down if you want

All the way down? "

You know the song - I’m going down, baby- by Mary J?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"‘was just here to find a V day date and then dip’

- this line tells me everything. I am yours. I’ll do whatever.

It’s the language for me. And the pics. The energy.

Age range is a concern but other than that I’m feeling it.

Aha I'm glad you get my vibe! Let's get drinks

I know the vibes. I’m down. Down down if you want

All the way down?

You know the song - I’m going down, baby- by Mary J? "

Ahahaaaa just got an image of belting out "I'M GOING DOOOOOWWWWNNNN" while slowly sliding to my knees in front of someone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP how about mentioning something along the lines of…

Happy to offer free tea and cake for the right candidate?

I’d apply "

Haha I need a sweaty bang sesh, not afternoon tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know.

That could either be a very good or very bad thing

Unlike yourself in which you’ll binge I prefer to watch each new episode throughout the week. It’ll be the highlight of my tv watching. Admittedly if one episode gets too good I may stray into the next one.

It’s a good thing believe me

I've actually only watched one episode of the new season so far. Like you I'm trying to stretch it out, but also I haven't found myself in the mood for something dark. Even after that one ep I needed to watch some sitcoms for light relief.

Having said that, it was a truly great episode, just kind of wore me out emotionally.

That's how I prefer to be but, one a day, then you get some dbag with their spoilers so you end up having to rush it.

Yessss the final of University Challenge was recently spoiled for me, was fucking livid

There's a special place in hell for spoiler people. "

I hereby banish them to the virus threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP how about mentioning something along the lines of…

Happy to offer free tea and cake for the right candidate?

I’d apply

Haha I need a sweaty bang sesh, not afternoon tea "

Cake, coffee and cunnilingus op

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"OP how about mentioning something along the lines of…

Happy to offer free tea and cake for the right candidate?

I’d apply

Haha I need a sweaty bang sesh, not afternoon tea "

It’s for after the sweaty bang sesh (I think that’s my new favourite saying haha) and during the follow up pillow talking

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By *igT-Time-4-FunMan
over a year ago

Dunstable Lu5 SOCIAL or fun let's chat

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A minge pic should fix this problem OP

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By *igT-Time-4-FunMan
over a year ago

Dunstable Lu5 SOCIAL or fun let's chat

Well I don't do to bad tbh.

I get about 5/10 hits a day with my

Photos / Vids and my about me

Bio.

Shame not 5/10 chats though.

But then

I have not got 12" dick

I'm not a stalion, but very good for my age lol

And not a Christian Ronaldinho look alike.

And im not age 22 to 30 bracket.

But I know how to use it and love sex.

I Always horny wanting/needing.

Say hello lets swing and feel fab.

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘was just here to find a V day date and then dip’

- this line tells me everything. I am yours. I’ll do whatever.

It’s the language for me. And the pics. The energy.

Age range is a concern but other than that I’m feeling it.

Aha I'm glad you get my vibe! Let's get drinks

I know the vibes. I’m down. Down down if you want

All the way down?

You know the song - I’m going down, baby- by Mary J?

Ahahaaaa just got an image of belting out "I'M GOING DOOOOOWWWWNNNN" while slowly sliding to my knees in front of someone "

I hope it’s an image that never leaves your head until it’s replaced by the real thing .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A minge pic should fix this problem OP"

I actually think it would worsen it tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I don't do to bad tbh.

I get about 5/10 hits a day with my

Photos / Vids and my about me

Bio.

Shame not 5/10 chats though.

But then

I have not got 12" dick

I'm not a stalion, but very good for my age lol

And not a Christian Ronaldinho look alike.

And im not age 22 to 30 bracket.

But I know how to use it and love sex.

I Always horny wanting/needing.

Say hello lets swing and feel fab.

T"

Impressive stats there fella

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By *igT-Time-4-FunMan
over a year ago

Dunstable Lu5 SOCIAL or fun let's chat

Well thanx

Shame im blocked and can't message you to see if we can both increase our stats

Message me instead if not here my No is in bio

Xx

Terry

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

Personally I’d like to know what you are looking for? would I be your type or am I wasting my time?

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Well thanx

Shame im blocked and can't message you to see if we can both increase our stats

Message me instead if not here my No is in bio

Xx

Terry"

For anyone to advertise their number in profile just screams out desperate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"‘was just here to find a V day date and then dip’

- this line tells me everything. I am yours. I’ll do whatever.

It’s the language for me. And the pics. The energy.

Age range is a concern but other than that I’m feeling it.

Aha I'm glad you get my vibe! Let's get drinks

I know the vibes. I’m down. Down down if you want

All the way down?

You know the song - I’m going down, baby- by Mary J?

Ahahaaaa just got an image of belting out "I'M GOING DOOOOOWWWWNNNN" while slowly sliding to my knees in front of someone

I hope it’s an image that never leaves your head until it’s replaced by the real thing . "

This is totally gonna ruin blowies for me now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well thanx

Shame im blocked and can't message you to see if we can both increase our stats

Message me instead if not here my No is in bio

Xx

Terry"

Am starting to realise I should probably stop being a dry bastard...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well thanx

Shame im blocked and can't message you to see if we can both increase our stats

Message me instead if not here my No is in bio

Xx

Terry

For anyone to advertise their number in profile just screams out desperate "

Now, now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good photos OP

The only thing I would add is I would like to read more about you in your bio.

It’s hard for guys to send a quality first message so giving them something to talk about initially would be helpful "

I second that. Opening messages are definitely tougher when you don't have much to go off in a bio. Having said that I could be as thick as school custard, so there's always that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re an Ozark fan, that tells me everything I need to know.

That could either be a very good or very bad thing

Unlike yourself in which you’ll binge I prefer to watch each new episode throughout the week. It’ll be the highlight of my tv watching. Admittedly if one episode gets too good I may stray into the next one.

It’s a good thing believe me

I've actually only watched one episode of the new season so far. Like you I'm trying to stretch it out, but also I haven't found myself in the mood for something dark. Even after that one ep I needed to watch some sitcoms for light relief.

Having said that, it was a truly great episode, just kind of wore me out emotionally.

That's how I prefer to be but, one a day, then you get some dbag with their spoilers so you end up having to rush it.

Yessss the final of University Challenge was recently spoiled for me, was fucking livid

There's a special place in hell for spoiler people. "

Uggghhh I am RAGING I just innocently went onto an entertainment new website and right there, on the homepage, they had the fucking GUMPTION to ruin the entire ending for me

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Jumping on the bandwagon because I forgot to make other plans for tonight...

Any tips on helping me get more peen? "

More gapping fanny photos help.

Being less selective in the peens that approach you!

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