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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For the last couple of years on and off I've suffered from a really itchy bum hole. Anyone else going to admit to the same problem? And no, its not worms!!! Drives me mad when it strikes and I must have tried every cream in Tesco. Your suggestions of a cure please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the doctors, it could be piles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a look here

http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/Itchybottom/Pages/Introduction.aspx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to the doctors, it could be piles."

Yes it does... They don't always have to be visible, could.be internal.

Hope you get sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anusol cream is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's piles I get a flare up every now and then.... Not pleasant at all.... As above anusol is a good cream or go docs and get the pessaries to pop up there lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

A liberal smearing of treacle or golden syrup will stop the piles rubbing together when you walk down the road. This will help relieve your symptoms.

Watch out for Jack Russel's though

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

This was on embarressing bodies the other week. Apparently the guy had it for about 20 years. They checked and it was raw and inflamed but put that down to scratching. He had to break the habit of scratching it, they gave him some cream, and got him to break the cycle.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

This was on embarressing bodies the other week. Apparently the guy had it for about 20 years. They checked and it was raw and inflamed but put that down to scratching. He had to break the habit of scratching it, they gave him some cream, and got him to break the cycle.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I hope your not doing that thing that dogs do when they have an itchy arse and scrape it across the carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it sounds like strawberies go to the docs he will give you some cream for them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks everyone for your replies. The problem is more in the porch area rather than the actual back door so I was thinking it was more a skin problem rather than piles! I reckon the main problem is I keep scratching which makes it worse. I think I need to anesthetise my arse for a week to break the cycle!

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Charming posts...made me smile....love u fabbers..

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks everyone for your replies. The problem is more in the porch area rather than the actual back door so I was thinking it was more a skin problem rather than piles! I reckon the main problem is I keep scratching which makes it worse. I think I need to anesthetise my arse for a week to break the cycle!"

On the link I posted there is info re it could be a skin condition, however as I said to start you really should go to the doctors and get it checked

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Thanks everyone for your replies. The problem is more in the porch area rather than the actual back door so I was thinking it was more a skin problem rather than piles! I reckon the main problem is I keep scratching which makes it worse. I think I need to anesthetise my arse for a week to break the cycle!"

You can get some lube with anesthetic in it, cant remember the name but ive got some and its good, dont use it cause ive got an itchy bum though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope your not doing that thing that dogs do when they have an itchy arse and scrape it across the carpet "

I do sometimes find the corner of a desk comes in handy for a sly scratch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looks like I might have to bite the bullet and bare my hole to the doc then. Thanks everyone for your words of wisdom!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looks like I might have to bite the bullet and bare my hole to the doc then. Thanks everyone for your words of wisdom!!

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By *indylou47Woman
over a year ago

BOLTON

Someone I know had this problem. At first the gp diagnosed an anal fissure which was treated with a steroidal cream but the itch persisted. Then the gp said it was thrush and to use Canestan, which can be bought over the counter at pharmacies. The problem hasn't gone away completely but the canestan does bring relief from the itch. Definitely go to your gp though and good luck. Hope you get to the bottom of it (no pun intended)

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Next time you go to the GUM clinic for a check-up tell them about it.... they don't just deal with STD's.

It could very well be an autoimmune disorder, which can be easily treated.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I forgot to say... when your Gp runs out of guesses, they will only refer you to the GUM anyway... so cut out the middle man and go to the experts.

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