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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...most embarrassing thing you've done after drinking too much.

I'd like to hear your stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found myself wandering a hotel corridor, totally naked after locking myself out of my room.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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Got locked in torpoint ferry toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got into the wrong tent at a festival, and woke there in the morning luckily the couple were super super chilled about it and just left me be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost my shoes and socks and had to walk home barefoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threw a pool cue at a dart board

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I found myself wandering a hotel corridor, totally naked after locking myself out of my room. "

I did this on a stag do once. No idea how I eventually got back into my room but woke up naked on the bed without the sheets being disturbed.

Guess it was either a friend or a member of hotel staff that let me in, but I've never found out which.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I found myself wandering a hotel corridor, totally naked after locking myself out of my room. "

how did you get back in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Threw a pool cue at a dart board "

Did you think the dart board was a pool table or the cue was a dart

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Well when I went to Amsterdam few years back with my mates there was this Piano on the wall a show piece like so I stood up and tried to play it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got locked in torpoint ferry toilets "

How long were you stuck?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Only last weekend I ended up taking the wrong turn in a hotel room....ended up naked in the corridor

Luckily my FWB was still awake and let me back in x

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Went round a big hotel and took art works off the wall and told people I was an expert and would value them. Woke up on floor of my room bed unused with 30 paintings next to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to be put into a wheelchair in an airport I was so loaded on rum and xanax

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Went round a big hotel and took art works off the wall and told people I was an expert and would value them. Woke up on floor of my room bed unused with 30 paintings next to me"

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

I'd been suffering with my mental health a fee years back, and hid it with drinking and having a good time.

I had a bit much and had a total breakdown crying g my eyes out on front of everyone. I didn't go out again for ages because I was so embarrassed

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

On a stag weekend in Blackpool, on the first night I was a bit tired and made my way back to our B&B, thought I'd have another pint at the bar before heading up to ma room. Went up and the key wouldn't fit. Went back to the bar and asked the barman why not, he took one look at the key fob and said I was in the wrong hotel. I was booked into the one next door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found myself wandering a hotel corridor, totally naked after locking myself out of my room.

how did you get back in?"

I was lucky, my roomy that night heard the commotion that I’d caused wandering around with the little fella waggling in the breeze. He rescued me with a few well placed towels and a supportive shoulder.

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

Was found hugging a lamppost by my mates mum after a night out. Couldn't stand or see

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Luckily, nothing but only because I was sooo ill after getting d*unk on gin when I was 19, I never really drank again.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Too many to mention.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Snogged a teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Threw a pool cue at a dart board

Did you think the dart board was a pool table or the cue was a dart"

Being stupid when you with palls. Nearest to bull, so I threw a cue. Swear to this day it hit the centre. I got thrown out but not barred. It was my local.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd been suffering with my mental health a fee years back, and hid it with drinking and having a good time.

I had a bit much and had a total breakdown crying g my eyes out on front of everyone. I didn't go out again for ages because I was so embarrassed "

You obviously needed that release of tears at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell asleep with my feet sticking out of my tent

Woke up wet from the knee down as it rained while I slept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fell asleep with my feet sticking out of my tent

Woke up wet from the knee down as it rained while I slept "

If that was a festival I’ve got news for you buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fell asleep with my feet sticking out of my tent

Woke up wet from the knee down as it rained while I slept

If that was a festival I’ve got news for you buddy "

Not at a festival thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

getting plastered and being offered a lift with a friends mother, then vomiting into the air vents of their new volvo. Not good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" getting plastered and being offered a lift with a friends mother, then vomiting into the air vents of their new volvo. Not good."

Slept over at a friends house.Wandered down to what I assumed was the bathroom in my underwear, only for a bedside light to be turned on and her Dad sitting in the bed staring back at me

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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"Got locked in torpoint ferry toilets

How long were you stuck?"

Seemed like hours, was more like 20 mins maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Texting someone (a guy) that you love them it’s so cringe the morning after

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Texting someone (a guy) that you love them it’s so cringe the morning after "

I don't know, it was sweet of you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up next to two guys with emmm some marks on my dress

Hadn’t a clue how a got there or what really happened got a ruff idear

Don’t know if I injoyed it by the looks off my dress they injoyed me though

Promptly got out off there phoned a taxi at the end off the round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far to many to mention but this is one of them after splitting up with ex mates took me out as said I'd become boring got absolutely hammered drugs alcohol of my tits woke up next morning on a sofa I didn't recognise then a voice asked you want a cuppa looked up was my parents neighbour not only had I gone to wrong village I'd got there let myself in as no key for mums and slept on there sofa in the conservatory we still laugh now 20 yrs later.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Many many things. Apparently I walked naked through a hotel in Newcastle one time reciting the bible that they always put in your room. I’m not even sure that was my worst one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to do things sober

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Streaked up broad Street on my 18th birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18th Birthday, 3L of cheap Vodka a pebble beach, a few good friends. All I remember was it was 930pm, next it was 730am.

My friends dragged me to the nearest road, took at least 2 hours, then my dad came to collect me then took him another 2 hours to get me home and to bed. I had a hangover for weeks afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tend to do things sober "

Well then what's the most embarrassing thing you've done sober?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine is falling over getting into my house and knocking myself out. My neighbour heard, came to find me and brought me inside.

Woke up with a busted lip and eye from where I'd hit my head on the ground

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