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"Drink  "Sorry wrong thread. Can I order pour me a tall glass of ‘sex on my sheets’ It’s a new cocktail, it’s silky on the tongue and if you swallow it will guarantee several orgasms after.  | |||
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"Any pint other than a Madri. I’ve got no idea why everyone is going mad for fancy Carling "me either, it's on par with Stella, ie Shite I've a few micro brewery ones here would ye like to try folks | |||
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"Ooh, a nice, cold, fruity cider over ice please. Are there tables outside? X "orchards thieves, or we looking for a Berry cider madam? | |||
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Can I order pour me a tall glass of ‘sex on my sheets’
It’s a new cocktail, it’s silky on the tongue and if you swallow it will guarantee several orgasms after. "I think we have a runner for the 1st soul to be barred, | |||
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"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away, The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm. As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office, So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,, Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight "Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime. And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.  | |||
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"Any pint other than a Madri. I’ve got no idea why everyone is going mad for fancy Carling me either, it's on par with Stella, ie Shite
I've a few micro brewery ones here would ye like to try folks"Old Stella was decent. God knows why they changed it. I’m quite into my Czech pilsners but do like a few micro brewery beers/ales. | |||
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"orchards thieves, or we looking for a Berry cider madam? " Berries please, i like it sweet | |||
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"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away, The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm. As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office, So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,, Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight
Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.
And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.
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"Jamesons and ginger ale please. Or a nice cold staropramen please! " both are ready to go my man | |||
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"orchards thieves, or we looking for a Berry cider madam? Berries please, i like it sweet" coming right up madam, fruits of the forest | |||
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"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away, The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm. As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office, So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,, Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight
Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.
And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.
Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet, "Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ? | |||
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"Any pint other than a Madri. I’ve got no idea why everyone is going mad for fancy Carling me either, it's on par with Stella, ie Shite
I've a few micro brewery ones here would ye like to try folks
Old Stella was decent. God knows why they changed it. I’m quite into my Czech pilsners but do like a few micro brewery beers/ales."old Stella was Belgium, once it got sold and brewed in the UK it was piss, Ale is where ye guys excel, leave the rest to everyone else,,  | |||
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"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away, The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm. As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office, So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,, Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight
Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.
And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.
Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet,
Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ?"God nooooo Pure irish 18 year old oak casket finished in stout barrels, | |||
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"orchards thieves, or we looking for a Berry cider madam? Berries please, i like it sweet coming right up madam, fruits of the forest" Thank you kindly sir. Cheers all! X | |||
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"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away, The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm. As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office, So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,, Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight
Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.
And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.
Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet,
Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ? God nooooo
Pure irish 18 year old oak casket finished in stout barrels, "Whiskey - It's all rank, imo. Although what I'd do to a well matured stout Irish, is a different entirely.  | |||
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Can I order pour me a tall glass of ‘sex on my sheets’
It’s a new cocktail, it’s silky on the tongue and if you swallow it will guarantee several orgasms after. I think we have a runner for the 1st soul to be barred, "  | |||
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"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away, The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm. As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office, So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,, Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight
Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.
And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.
Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet,
Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ? God nooooo
Pure irish 18 year old oak casket finished in stout barrels,
Whiskey - It's all rank, imo.
Although what I'd do to a well matured stout Irish, is a different entirely.
"ahh lol Well behave yourself and ill see what I can do  | |||
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"Please can you make me a cocktail, that i can sip on while i get ready. Barman, you can pick which one. Thank you" sweet or sour, or coffee based?? | |||
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"Please may I have one of your specials, served with a touch of ginger ale." enty of ginger here,, Coming right up | |||
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"Can I jump the queue? Final frame decider and i need a mackinson stout! " I'll allow it,, sub par stout though | |||
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"Can I jump the queue? Final frame decider and i need a mackinson stout! I'll allow it,, sub par stout though "And i spelt it wrong lol Barman recommendations? | |||
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"Please can you make me a cocktail, that i can sip on while i get ready. Barman, you can pick which one. Thank you sweet or sour, or coffee based?? " Sweet please | |||
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"Can I jump the queue? Final frame decider and i need a mackinson stout! I'll allow it,, sub par stout though
And i spelt it wrong lol
Barman recommendations? "stout, there is only 1, Arthurs finest, also happens to be one of our gifts to the world | |||
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"One of everything please " 1 slippery nipple coming right up ma'am | |||
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"Can I have a summer mocktail please I'm not an alcohol fan. Apple juice, lemonade and elderflower cordial. Lots of ice. Brownie points for a little umbrella! X" I'll even throw in crushed apple rock sugar rim, | |||
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"Please can you make me a cocktail, that i can sip on while i get ready. Barman, you can pick which one. Thank you sweet or sour, or coffee based?? Sweet please "would madam like a Penis Collapser?? | |||
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"Can I have a jd and cola please put it on the tab after closing time I work it off in the back as normal x" hey your late for work missus,, again,, Get back here,, | |||
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"2 pints of San Miguel please. "nope, must try harder folks, this is a piss free bar, can I suggest a North Spanish beer, Galician,, Deffo not piss, | |||
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"Vodka & lemonade please "coming right up ma'am | |||
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"Can I have a jd and cola please put it on the tab after closing time I work it off in the back as normal x hey your late for work missus,, again,, Get back here,, " Oooo sorry I thought that was one off the perks of serviceing the boss after hours ha ha | |||
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"Can I have a jd and cola please put it on the tab after closing time I work it off in the back as normal x hey your late for work missus,, again,, Get back here,, Oooo sorry I thought that was one off the perks of serviceing the boss after hours ha ha "if your late you might be needed for service to kick start the shift,, then what, I'm relying on the Dyson,,, Again | |||
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"Cup of tea. Got work in the morning." sure thing, Sharp Dressed man, Some1 throw ZZTop on the music box there quick.  | |||
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"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away, The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm. As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office, So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,, Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight
Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.
And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.
Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet,
Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ? God nooooo
Pure irish 18 year old oak casket finished in stout barrels,
Whiskey - It's all rank, imo.
Although what I'd do to a well matured stout Irish, is a different entirely.
ahh lol
Well behave yourself and ill see what I can do "Oh yeah, get yer coat.... | |||
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"2 pints of San Miguel please. nope, must try harder folks, this is a piss free bar, can I suggest a North Spanish beer, Galician,, Deffo not piss, "Off next door then.  | |||
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"Cup of tea. Got work in the morning. sure thing, Sharp Dressed man, Some1 throw ZZTop on the music box there quick. "Stick some Queen on afterwards. Cheers | |||
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"Can I have a jd and cola please put it on the tab after closing time I work it off in the back as normal x hey your late for work missus,, again,, Get back here,, Oooo sorry I thought that was one off the perks of serviceing the boss after hours ha ha if your late you might be needed for service to kick start the shift,, then what, I'm relying on the Dyson,,, Again "Ok sorry I make shour I am on time next time x | |||
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"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away, The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm. As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office, So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,, Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight
Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.
And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.
Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet,
Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ? God nooooo
Pure irish 18 year old oak casket finished in stout barrels,
Whiskey - It's all rank, imo.
Although what I'd do to a well matured stout Irish, is a different entirely.
ahh lol
Well behave yourself and ill see what I can do
Oh yeah, get yer coat....
"swish shoo Some1 mind the bar,, I pulled | |||
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"2 pints of San Miguel please. nope, must try harder folks, this is a piss free bar, can I suggest a North Spanish beer, Galician,, Deffo not piss,
Off next door then. "sorry folks rules are rules,, | |||
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"An espresso martini please NBVN x" with XO madam | |||
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"Can I have a jd and cola please put it on the tab after closing time I work it off in the back as normal x hey your late for work missus,, again,, Get back here,, Oooo sorry I thought that was one off the perks of serviceing the boss after hours ha ha if your late you might be needed for service to kick start the shift,, then what, I'm relying on the Dyson,,, Again
Ok sorry I make shour I am on time next time x"I'll hold you to that,, over the fridge,, lol | |||
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"A Pina colada with a teeny tiny umbrella please" 1 penis colapser coming right up, | |||
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"Can I have a jd and cola please put it on the tab after closing time I work it off in the back as normal x hey your late for work missus,, again,, Get back here,, Oooo sorry I thought that was one off the perks of serviceing the boss after hours ha ha if your late you might be needed for service to kick start the shift,, then what, I'm relying on the Dyson,,, Again
Ok sorry I make shour I am on time next time x I'll hold you to that,, over the fridge,, lol"Now that’s sound good  | |||
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" Are there complimentary nuts served on the bar?
"of course, hold special nuts, hint of ginger | |||
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"Guinness please " my man | |||
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" Are there complimentary nuts served on the bar?
of course, hold special nuts, hint of ginger "AHH the old disease spreaders
I'll have a Guinness my good man. | |||
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" Are there complimentary nuts served on the bar?
of course, hold special nuts, hint of ginger "The house nuts?! | |||
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" Are there complimentary nuts served on the bar?
of course, hold special nuts, hint of ginger
The house nuts?! "White wine Spitzer to go with, please | |||
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" Are there complimentary nuts served on the bar?
of course, hold special nuts, hint of ginger
The house nuts?! "better known as Mr A,s nuts | |||
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"Missed the food! I’ll take a bottle of PG please! Mr will have a pint of moretti then ask for a glass to share my wine
2 packets of crisps I suppose too "Not tempted by the house nuts ... first bowl is complimentary (so I've heard!) | |||
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"It's been shite day minehost. Can I have something strong and so tasty that I won't want to drink anything else tonight please. " I'll start you on a baby Guinness my man and I'm opening a bottle of skull dark rum, I'll whip you up something tasty | |||
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"Missed the food! I’ll take a bottle of PG please! Mr will have a pint of moretti then ask for a glass to share my wine
2 packets of crisps I suppose too "coming right up folks, | |||
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"Missed the food! I’ll take a bottle of PG please! Mr will have a pint of moretti then ask for a glass to share my wine
2 packets of crisps I suppose too
Not tempted by the house nuts ... first bowl is complimentary (so I've heard!) "always, | |||
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"Missed the food! I’ll take a bottle of PG please! Mr will have a pint of moretti then ask for a glass to share my wine
2 packets of crisps I suppose too
Not tempted by the house nuts ... first bowl is complimentary (so I've heard!) always, "Is there a loyalty card? For extra nuts?! | |||
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"Can I have a summer mocktail please I'm not an alcohol fan. Apple juice, lemonade and elderflower cordial. Lots of ice. Brownie points for a little umbrella! X I'll even throw in crushed apple rock sugar rim, "Oh now you're just spoiling me | |||
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"It's been shite day minehost. Can I have something strong and so tasty that I won't want to drink anything else tonight please. I'll start you on a baby Guinness my man and I'm opening a bottle of skull dark rum, I'll whip you up something tasty" Thank you. That sounds perfect. | |||
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"The Ginger Sausage has been closed while I was away, The bar is restocked folks, food served till 7pm. As usual if your looking for Stella (or the likes) you will find her next door In the bookies office, So shout em out, 1st one is on the house,, Special on rhubarb and ginger gin tonight
Ginger beer with a squeeze of lime.
And a seat so I can the fitties of fab go past me.
Coming right up Ma'am, and sit up here beside, I'm sipping a whiskey while it's quiet,
Sippin' whiskey? Is that a bourbon in your hand, bar-keep ? God nooooo
Pure irish 18 year old oak casket finished in stout barrels,
Whiskey - It's all rank, imo.
Although what I'd do to a well matured stout Irish, is a different entirely.
ahh lol
Well behave yourself and ill see what I can do
Oh yeah, get yer coat....
swish shoo
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"Missed the food! I’ll take a bottle of PG please! Mr will have a pint of moretti then ask for a glass to share my wine
2 packets of crisps I suppose too
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"What will get me shit faced??! Very kinky
I'll have two!! " | |||
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