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"Did early man domesticate small dinosaurs ?" Yeah, sure, why not. | |||
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"Did early man domesticate small dinosaurs ?" Well someone had to teach the t-rex's how to hold a machine gun | |||
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"Did early man domesticate small dinosaurs ?" Yes haven't you seen The Flintstones? | |||
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"Did early man domesticate small dinosaurs ?" No but he caught the bird that was going to catch the worm. And because of that, we were able to develop and create our soil. Let's face it - the ability to soil ourselves is what sets us apart from the animals. | |||
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" Seeing as we share 50% of our DNA with a banana anything is possible " Which 50% is it? Is it the skin? I think it's the skin. | |||
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"Did early man domesticate small dinosaurs ?" I know this is meant to be funny but I can't let it pass without saying, dinosaurs were extinct for 65 million years before our ancestors crawled out of the swamps. (sorry I couldn't rest if I didn't say lol) | |||
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"Domestic chickens are a direct descendant of Dinosaurs and are in fact relations of the fearsome T-Rex. Remains of very ancient chicken DNA have actually been found at some branches of Nandos." Nando's Park - the T Rex's Revenge | |||
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"I am pretty sure a wolf from 2 to 3 thousand years ago would look at what humans have done to get some of the dogs of today and cry. FYI sheep az we know it come from an animal that is called a mouflon and goats from an animal called ibex. Both still exist. " To be fair, I think a wolf from any time would look at a domestic dog and think "lunch". Cal | |||
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"Did early man domesticate small dinosaurs ? I know this is meant to be funny but I can't let it pass without saying, dinosaurs were extinct for 65 million years before our ancestors crawled out of the swamps. (sorry I couldn't rest if I didn't say lol) " Not sure that's true. We are discovering more as time goes on...man lived with dinosaurs and dinosaurs lived with man.. maybe not homo sapiens but our close relatives.. | |||
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"I am pretty sure a wolf from 2 to 3 thousand years ago would look at what humans have done to get some of the dogs of today and cry. FYI sheep az we know it come from an animal that is called a mouflon and goats from an animal called ibex. Both still exist. To be fair, I think a wolf from any time would look at a domestic dog and think "lunch". Cal" So the wolves, rather than the asleeple sheeple, are those who eat dogs? Is European culture lagging behind? Is it all over the news? | |||
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" Seeing as we share 50% of our DNA with a banana anything is possible " What’s wrong with bananas  | |||
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"Did early man domesticate small dinosaurs ? I know this is meant to be funny but I can't let it pass without saying, dinosaurs were extinct for 65 million years before our ancestors crawled out of the swamps. (sorry I couldn't rest if I didn't say lol) Not sure that's true. We are discovering more as time goes on...man lived with dinosaurs and dinosaurs lived with man.. maybe not homo sapiens but our close relatives.. " Australopithecus existed maybe 11 million years ago. Still 50-odd million years removed from the dinosaurs  | |||
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"Did early man domesticate small dinosaurs ? I know this is meant to be funny but I can't let it pass without saying, dinosaurs were extinct for 65 million years before our ancestors crawled out of the swamps. (sorry I couldn't rest if I didn't say lol) Not sure that's true. We are discovering more as time goes on...man lived with dinosaurs and dinosaurs lived with man.. maybe not homo sapiens but our close relatives.. Australopithecus existed maybe 11 million years ago. Still 50-odd million years removed from the dinosaurs "Australian you say? Probably lying about their age to get some sort of benefits. Convicts after all. | |||
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"Did early man domesticate small dinosaurs ? I know this is meant to be funny but I can't let it pass without saying, dinosaurs were extinct for 65 million years before our ancestors crawled out of the swamps. (sorry I couldn't rest if I didn't say lol) Not sure that's true. We are discovering more as time goes on...man lived with dinosaurs and dinosaurs lived with man.. maybe not homo sapiens but our close relatives.. " Close relative? You mean like my Uncle Brian   | |||
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"Close relative? You mean like my Uncle Brian "That is so Brian. | |||
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"Close relative? You mean like my Uncle Brian
That is so Brian."Him and his frickin lasers | |||
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" Seeing as we share 50% of our DNA with a banana anything is possible Which 50% is it? Is it the skin? I think it's the skin." Is that why you're so a-peel-ing?  | |||
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"Did early man domesticate small dinosaurs ? I know this is meant to be funny but I can't let it pass without saying, dinosaurs were extinct for 65 million years before our ancestors crawled out of the swamps. (sorry I couldn't rest if I didn't say lol) Not sure that's true. We are discovering more as time goes on...man lived with dinosaurs and dinosaurs lived with man.. maybe not homo sapiens but our close relatives.. Australopithecus existed maybe 11 million years ago. Still 50-odd million years removed from the dinosaurs
Australian you say? Probably lying about their age to get some sort of benefits. Convicts after all."Most early settlers to Australia were sent on ships from England after breaking the law .. I wonder if these lawless descendants have it in their blood.. | |||
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"Did early man domesticate small dinosaurs ? I know this is meant to be funny but I can't let it pass without saying, dinosaurs were extinct for 65 million years before our ancestors crawled out of the swamps. (sorry I couldn't rest if I didn't say lol) Not sure that's true. We are discovering more as time goes on...man lived with dinosaurs and dinosaurs lived with man.. maybe not homo sapiens but our close relatives.. Australopithecus existed maybe 11 million years ago. Still 50-odd million years removed from the dinosaurs
Australian you say? Probably lying about their age to get some sort of benefits. Convicts after all.
Most early settlers to Australia were sent on ships from England after breaking the law .. I wonder if these lawless descendants have it in their blood.. "Well, yes, Tom, that is what I was saying  | |||
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"Today we have dogs and cats and Tom wonders what early mankind animals were chosen to be domesticated. Was there a very early version of our sheep and goats. Early dogs would still be wolves do not sure they could be tamed. There is an early wolf called a Dire Wolf I think. The biggest and most ferocious wolf. What did early man breed with these buggers to tame them " Early dogs were never wolves. Just like wild dogs in Australia (Dingoes) are not wolves Goats were probably the first animals to be domesticated closely followed by sheep. The oldest living breed of sheep are the Jacob sheep. In murals drawn on cave walls there is evidence that early man domesticated horses, dogs for hunting. | |||
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"Time travellers came from the 21st century and spliced their genes. Knowing that in 2025 the horror would be unleashed and your cute little pooch will become a shark with friggin' lasers" I want to be in your world. Love this | |||
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"Domestic chickens are a direct descendant of Dinosaurs and are in fact relations of the fearsome T-Rex. Remains of very ancient chicken DNA have actually been found at some branches of Nandos." I used to have a Budgie that I called Terry, short for pterodactyl | |||
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"Today we have dogs and cats and Tom wonders what early mankind animals were chosen to be domesticated. Was there a very early version of our sheep and goats. Early dogs would still be wolves do not sure they could be tamed. There is an early wolf called a Dire Wolf I think. The biggest and most ferocious wolf. What did early man breed with these buggers to tame them " Pretty sure they probably tamed themselves. Once they'd realised man had evolved enough to be hunter/gatherers there was no need for the wolves to hunt themselves as Homer Sapien would just nip down the shops and get them a tin of pedigree chum. So they naturally became domesticated, lazy fuckers that lay around all day shitting in peoples gardens and chasing cats. A | |||
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"Time travellers came from the 21st century and spliced their genes. Knowing that in 2025 the horror would be unleashed and your cute little pooch will become a shark with friggin' lasers I want to be in your world. Love this "My brain is a weird and wonderful place  | |||
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"Today we have dogs and cats and Tom wonders what early mankind animals were chosen to be domesticated. Was there a very early version of our sheep and goats. Early dogs would still be wolves do not sure they could be tamed. There is an early wolf called a Dire Wolf I think. The biggest and most ferocious wolf. What did early man breed with these buggers to tame them Pretty sure they probably tamed themselves. Once they'd realised man had evolved enough to be hunter/gatherers there was no need for the wolves to hunt themselves as Homer Sapien would just nip down the shops and get them a tin of pedigree chum. So they naturally became domesticated, lazy fuckers that lay around all day shitting in peoples gardens and chasing cats. A" Dogs are the ultimate welfare scroungers | |||
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"Did early man domesticate small dinosaurs ? I know this is meant to be funny but I can't let it pass without saying, dinosaurs were extinct for 65 million years before our ancestors crawled out of the swamps. (sorry I couldn't rest if I didn't say lol) Not sure that's true. We are discovering more as time goes on...man lived with dinosaurs and dinosaurs lived with man.. maybe not homo sapiens but our close relatives.. Australopithecus existed maybe 11 million years ago. Still 50-odd million years removed from the dinosaurs
Australian you say? Probably lying about their age to get some sort of benefits. Convicts after all.
Most early settlers to Australia were sent on ships from England after breaking the law .. I wonder if these lawless descendants have it in their blood..
Well, yes, Tom, that is what I was saying "I am serious...they used to put Australians who broke the law back on ships and sent them to Australia ... That was how it was then and some only stole a loaf of bread | |||
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"Today we have dogs and cats and Tom wonders what early mankind animals were chosen to be domesticated. Was there a very early version of our sheep and goats. Early dogs would still be wolves do not sure they could be tamed. There is an early wolf called a Dire Wolf I think. The biggest and most ferocious wolf. What did early man breed with these buggers to tame them Pretty sure they probably tamed themselves. Once they'd realised man had evolved enough to be hunter/gatherers there was no need for the wolves to hunt themselves as Homer Sapien would just nip down the shops and get them a tin of pedigree chum. So they naturally became domesticated, lazy fuckers that lay around all day shitting in peoples gardens and chasing cats. A Dogs are the ultimate welfare scroungers" Yep. Cats may be dicks but they're not pigs like dogs. A | |||
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"Did early man domesticate small dinosaurs ? I know this is meant to be funny but I can't let it pass without saying, dinosaurs were extinct for 65 million years before our ancestors crawled out of the swamps. (sorry I couldn't rest if I didn't say lol) Not sure that's true. We are discovering more as time goes on...man lived with dinosaurs and dinosaurs lived with man.. maybe not homo sapiens but our close relatives.. Australopithecus existed maybe 11 million years ago. Still 50-odd million years removed from the dinosaurs
Australian you say? Probably lying about their age to get some sort of benefits. Convicts after all.
Most early settlers to Australia were sent on ships from England after breaking the law .. I wonder if these lawless descendants have it in their blood..
Well, yes, Tom, that is what I was saying
I am serious...they used to put Australians who broke the law back on ships and sent them to Australia ... That was how it was then and some only stole a loaf of bread "They put British people on ships. And the Irish and people from other colonies. I realise you might have a specific image in mind, but it doesn't make any sense in early colonial Australian history. (Plus, I suspect the image you have in mind also lacks any crimes, just a wish ) | |||
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"Did early man domesticate small dinosaurs ? I know this is meant to be funny but I can't let it pass without saying, dinosaurs were extinct for 65 million years before our ancestors crawled out of the swamps. (sorry I couldn't rest if I didn't say lol) Not sure that's true. We are discovering more as time goes on...man lived with dinosaurs and dinosaurs lived with man.. maybe not homo sapiens but our close relatives.. Australopithecus existed maybe 11 million years ago. Still 50-odd million years removed from the dinosaurs
Australian you say? Probably lying about their age to get some sort of benefits. Convicts after all.
Most early settlers to Australia were sent on ships from England after breaking the law .. I wonder if these lawless descendants have it in their blood..
Well, yes, Tom, that is what I was saying
I am serious...they used to put Australians who broke the law back on ships and sent them to Australia ... That was how it was then and some only stole a loaf of bread
They put British people on ships. And the Irish and people from other colonies.
I realise you might have a specific image in mind, but it doesn't make any sense in early colonial Australian history. (Plus, I suspect the image you have in mind also lacks any crimes, just a wish )"Surely they must have put some Australians on the ships too though.....otherwise Australia wouldn't be full of Australians? 
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"Did early man domesticate small dinosaurs ? I know this is meant to be funny but I can't let it pass without saying, dinosaurs were extinct for 65 million years before our ancestors crawled out of the swamps. (sorry I couldn't rest if I didn't say lol) Not sure that's true. We are discovering more as time goes on...man lived with dinosaurs and dinosaurs lived with man.. maybe not homo sapiens but our close relatives.. Australopithecus existed maybe 11 million years ago. Still 50-odd million years removed from the dinosaurs
Australian you say? Probably lying about their age to get some sort of benefits. Convicts after all.
Most early settlers to Australia were sent on ships from England after breaking the law .. I wonder if these lawless descendants have it in their blood..
Well, yes, Tom, that is what I was saying
I am serious...they used to put Australians who broke the law back on ships and sent them to Australia ... That was how it was then and some only stole a loaf of bread
They put British people on ships. And the Irish and people from other colonies.
I realise you might have a specific image in mind, but it doesn't make any sense in early colonial Australian history. (Plus, I suspect the image you have in mind also lacks any crimes, just a wish )
Surely they must have put some Australians on the ships too though.....otherwise Australia wouldn't be full of Australians?
What's going on?
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"Australians lived in England. They broke the law like the buggers they are and were sent back on ships .. " Too much Fosters I reckon? They didn't give a XXXX for our laws. A | |||
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"Australians lived in England. They broke the law like the buggers they are and were sent back on ships .. " No, Tom, the convict experiment lasted between 1788 and the mid to late 19th century. Australia became a country in 1901, the 20th century. I'm afraid the terrible criminal elements, the buggers, committing crimes in England, were overwhelmingly English. It's all over the history books. | |||
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"Australians lived in England. They broke the law like the buggers they are and were sent back on ships .. Too much Fosters I reckon? They didn't give a XXXX for our laws. A" | |||
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"Australians lived in England. They broke the law like the buggers they are and were sent back on ships .. No, Tom, the convict experiment lasted between 1788 and the mid to late 19th century. Australia became a country in 1901, the 20th century. I'm afraid the terrible criminal elements, the buggers, committing crimes in England, were overwhelmingly English. It's all over the history books." You can't trust books though can you? I mean there's this really popular one that says we're all descended from a couple that had two sons! Kinky fuckers!! People write all sorts of stuff to try and convince people they're telling the truth. If all the people shipped to Australia were English then it would be full of Engish people - not Australians? You're not convincing me on this one.....
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"Australians lived in England. They broke the law like the buggers they are and were sent back on ships .. No, Tom, the convict experiment lasted between 1788 and the mid to late 19th century. Australia became a country in 1901, the 20th century. I'm afraid the terrible criminal elements, the buggers, committing crimes in England, were overwhelmingly English. It's all over the history books. You can't trust books though can you? I mean there's this really popular one that says we're all descended from a couple that had two sons! Kinky fuckers!! People write all sorts of stuff to try and convince people they're telling the truth. If all the people shipped to Australia were English then it would be full of Engish people - not Australians? You're not convincing me on this one.....
A"Such a book should be burned. And all traces of it, the buildings, the traditions, the Songs of Praise - should be banned from any civilised society. Some buggers even teach this disgusting perversion to children. And claim it as tradition! Maybe they should be shipped somewhere unpleasant and left to rot there | |||
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"Australians lived in England. They broke the law like the buggers they are and were sent back on ships .. No, Tom, the convict experiment lasted between 1788 and the mid to late 19th century. Australia became a country in 1901, the 20th century. I'm afraid the terrible criminal elements, the buggers, committing crimes in England, were overwhelmingly English. It's all over the history books. You can't trust books though can you? I mean there's this really popular one that says we're all descended from a couple that had two sons! Kinky fuckers!! People write all sorts of stuff to try and convince people they're telling the truth. If all the people shipped to Australia were English then it would be full of Engish people - not Australians? You're not convincing me on this one.....
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Such a book should be burned. And all traces of it, the buildings, the traditions, the Songs of Praise - should be banned from any civilised society.
Some buggers even teach this disgusting perversion to children. And claim it as tradition!
Maybe they should be shipped somewhere unpleasant and left to rot there"Good plan. Not Australia though - it's nice there. Maybe America? I hear they like that sort of weird shit, especially down south...... 
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"I am no fan of these Ozzie types.. all they seem to do is say how great Oz is but hang around here like a bad smell... These buggers want a republic well give them one and buy them all a one way ticket. " But did they domesticate the dinosaurs before they stank the place up, lying about their age? | |||
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"I am no fan of these Ozzie types.. all they seem to do is say how great Oz is but hang around here like a bad smell... These buggers want a republic well give them one and buy them all a one way ticket. But did they domesticate the dinosaurs before they stank the place up, lying about their age?" This thread has gone off on a tangent. Shocking. Back to domesticated anumals....please! Tom. I reckon the first to be tamed were probably ducks. They may well have been much larger than they are now, with huge teeth designed to rip flesh from bone. But as it's been proved dinosaurs evolved into birds I suspect ducks were one of the first domesticated dinosaurs. Being aquatic they were probably more of a shark/duck crossover initially though. Ducks the size of sharks. Fucking scary though that.............   
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"I am no fan of these Ozzie types.. all they seem to do is say how great Oz is but hang around here like a bad smell... These buggers want a republic well give them one and buy them all a one way ticket. But did they domesticate the dinosaurs before they stank the place up, lying about their age?" Australia is a tiny island on the South Pacific and not sure they have found many dinosaur bones there.. | |||
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"I am no fan of these Ozzie types.. all they seem to do is say how great Oz is but hang around here like a bad smell... These buggers want a republic well give them one and buy them all a one way ticket. But did they domesticate the dinosaurs before they stank the place up, lying about their age? This thread has gone off on a tangent. Shocking. Back to domesticated anumals....please! Tom. I reckon the first to be tamed were probably ducks. They may well have been much larger than they are now, with huge teeth designed to rip flesh from bone. But as it's been proved dinosaurs evolved into birds I suspect ducks were one of the first domesticated dinosaurs. Being aquatic they were probably more of a shark/duck crossover initially though. Ducks the size of sharks. Fucking scary though that.............
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" Seeing as we share 50% of our DNA with a banana anything is possible Which 50% is it? Is it the skin? I think it's the skin." no thats the simpsons | |||
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"I am no fan of these Ozzie types.. all they seem to do is say how great Oz is but hang around here like a bad smell... These buggers want a republic well give them one and buy them all a one way ticket. " Interestingly every pub in London is now staffed by Australians. Back behind bars where they belong!  | |||
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"I am no fan of these Ozzie types.. all they seem to do is say how great Oz is but hang around here like a bad smell... These buggers want a republic well give them one and buy them all a one way ticket. But did they domesticate the dinosaurs before they stank the place up, lying about their age? Australia is a tiny island on the South Pacific and not sure they have found many dinosaur bones there.. "
Australians are wily creatures. Maybe they fraudulently obscured their identity as British scientists, domesticating dinosaurs, planting secret robots with friggin' lasers ready to destroy civilisation in *checks watch* oh shit take cover everyone | |||
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"I am no fan of these Ozzie types.. all they seem to do is say how great Oz is but hang around here like a bad smell... These buggers want a republic well give them one and buy them all a one way ticket. But did they domesticate the dinosaurs before they stank the place up, lying about their age? Australia is a tiny island on the South Pacific and not sure they have found many dinosaur bones there..
Australians are wily creatures. Maybe they fraudulently obscured their identity as British scientists, domesticating dinosaurs, planting secret robots with friggin' lasers ready to destroy civilisation in *checks watch* oh shit take cover everyone"They were in league with aliens. Probably. Thats where the lasers came from. | |||
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"I am no fan of these Ozzie types.. all they seem to do is say how great Oz is but hang around here like a bad smell... These buggers want a republic well give them one and buy them all a one way ticket. But did they domesticate the dinosaurs before they stank the place up, lying about their age? This thread has gone off on a tangent. Shocking. Back to domesticated anumals....please! Tom. I reckon the first to be tamed were probably ducks. They may well have been much larger than they are now, with huge teeth designed to rip flesh from bone. But as it's been proved dinosaurs evolved into birds I suspect ducks were one of the first domesticated dinosaurs. Being aquatic they were probably more of a shark/duck crossover initially though. Ducks the size of sharks. Fucking scary though that.............
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Really?"Fuck yeah. Shark sized ducks, roaming the oceans (particularly around Australia) eating all the fish and other soon to be domesticated mammals. Eventually they spent more time on land and became smaller. What should have happened is that the sharks also shrunk to the size of ducks, but given that taming aquatic sealife is notoriously difficult (Free Willy is pure bullshit - killer whales are just that - killers!) they stayed the same size and many grew much bigger (think Jaws only larger) and man couldn't be arsed to try and tame them. Man decided instead to eat them, hence Tuna became a popular dish for newly domesticated wild cats. True story. A | |||
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"I am no fan of these Ozzie types.. all they seem to do is say how great Oz is but hang around here like a bad smell... These buggers want a republic well give them one and buy them all a one way ticket. But did they domesticate the dinosaurs before they stank the place up, lying about their age? Australia is a tiny island on the South Pacific and not sure they have found many dinosaur bones there..
Australians are wily creatures. Maybe they fraudulently obscured their identity as British scientists, domesticating dinosaurs, planting secret robots with friggin' lasers ready to destroy civilisation in *checks watch* oh shit take cover everyone
They were in league with aliens. Probably.
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"I am no fan of these Ozzie types.. all they seem to do is say how great Oz is but hang around here like a bad smell... These buggers want a republic well give them one and buy them all a one way ticket. But did they domesticate the dinosaurs before they stank the place up, lying about their age? Australia is a tiny island on the South Pacific and not sure they have found many dinosaur bones there..
Australians are wily creatures. Maybe they fraudulently obscured their identity as British scientists, domesticating dinosaurs, planting secret robots with friggin' lasers ready to destroy civilisation in *checks watch* oh shit take cover everyone
They were in league with aliens. Probably.
Thats where the lasers came from.
Australians built the pyramids too?"Well no the aliens did that. If the aussies tried building g pyramids, they would have been made of corrugated tin | |||
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"I am no fan of these Ozzie types.. all they seem to do is say how great Oz is but hang around here like a bad smell... These buggers want a republic well give them one and buy them all a one way ticket. But did they domesticate the dinosaurs before they stank the place up, lying about their age? Australia is a tiny island on the South Pacific and not sure they have found many dinosaur bones there..
Australians are wily creatures. Maybe they fraudulently obscured their identity as British scientists, domesticating dinosaurs, planting secret robots with friggin' lasers ready to destroy civilisation in *checks watch* oh shit take cover everyone
They were in league with aliens. Probably.
Thats where the lasers came from.
Australians built the pyramids too?
Well no the aliens did that.
If the aussies tried building g pyramids, they would have been made of corrugated tin"With corks on strings. *Nods sagely* | |||
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