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got woke up by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor lastnight

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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

First I was afriad I was petrified ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First I was afriad I was petrified ......"

haha made me laugh first thing in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking she could never live without a cock inside....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pet mouse Elvis died last night .... he was caught in a trap!!

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By *uriouskinky2Couple
over a year ago

wrexham

I tugged so many nights, just trying to make it long....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tugged so many nights, just trying to make it long...."

Did I fumble... Did I know how to get it strong...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But now it's back from going limp

I just popped a little blue pill to put a smile back on its face

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I tugged so many nights, just trying to make it long....

Did I fumble... Did I know how to get it strong...??"

Flat on your back

Sat on your face

I just wanked for a bit and now we've got jizz all over the place.

I should have tugged less on your cock

I should have taken it easy

Coz now I'm left with your soft cock to put inside of me

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"First I was afriad I was petrified ......"

Lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

so know go,walk out that door with your soft cock still in your hand dont bother me no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's all this talk of soft cocks ??? I thought morning wood was the norm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so know go,walk out that door with your soft cock still in your hand dont bother me no more"

But now I've wiped it on ya curtains

And my cock is soaring high...

So just get back upon that bed of yours,

I'll show you how to fly.....

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"so know go,walk out that door with your soft cock still in your hand dont bother me no more

But now I've wiped it on ya curtains

And my cock is soaring high...

So just get back upon that bed of yours,

I'll show you how to fly....."

Oh God,

not those posh velvet curtains!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

At first I was afraid I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never get that monster boner deep inside

But then I spent so many nights

Getting ready for your dong

It’s big and long, oh god I hope it don’t go wrong

And now you're back, condom in place

I’ve been stretching ever night, I hope I’ve made you enough space

I should have tried a different cock

I should have known how it would be

Onced you’d finished with my fanny, y’wanted anal sex with me

Go on now, smash my back door

Just take your time now

Or else you’re gonna make me sore

Weren't you the one who tried to shoot jizz in my eye

I got you rumbled

There’s no lube on that it’s dry!

Oh no, not I. I will survive

Oh as long as I know how to lube I know I'll stay alive;

I've got all my life to shit,

Just hope my anus doesn’t split and I'll survive,

I will survive. Hey hey.

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart

Kept trying' to relax and hoped I didn’t fart,

And I spent oh so many nights

Just fingering myself. You said no pain,

I doubt I’ll ever walk again

And you see me somebody new

I can’t even have sex with him because of fucking you,

And so you felt like droppin' in

And just expect me to be free,

I’ve just only had the stitches out so you’re not touching me!

Go on now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic Polo....!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's all this talk of soft cocks ??? I thought morning wood was the norm! "

Not after three bottles of Merlot the night before it ain't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's all this talk of soft cocks ??? I thought morning wood was the norm!

Not after three bottles of Merlot the night before it ain't!

"

Piss head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's all this talk of soft cocks ??? I thought morning wood was the norm!

Not after three bottles of Merlot the night before it ain't!

Piss head "

You're too kind

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa


"At first I was afraid I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never get that monster boner deep inside

But then I spent so many nights

Getting ready for your dong

It’s big and long, oh god I hope it don’t go wrong

And now you're back, condom in place

I’ve been stretching ever night, I hope I’ve made you enough space

I should have tried a different cock

I should have known how it would be

Onced you’d finished with my fanny, y’wanted anal sex with me

Go on now, smash my back door

Just take your time now

Or else you’re gonna make me sore

Weren't you the one who tried to shoot jizz in my eye

I got you rumbled

There’s no lube on that it’s dry!

Oh no, not I. I will survive

Oh as long as I know how to lube I know I'll stay alive;

I've got all my life to shit,

Just hope my anus doesn’t split and I'll survive,

I will survive. Hey hey.

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart

Kept trying' to relax and hoped I didn’t fart,

And I spent oh so many nights

Just fingering myself. You said no pain,

I doubt I’ll ever walk again

And you see me somebody new

I can’t even have sex with him because of fucking you,

And so you felt like droppin' in

And just expect me to be free,

I’ve just only had the stitches out so you’re not touching me!

Go on now...

"

LOL

U deff deserve some candy on Halloween !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahha absolutely hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read this when i first logged in this morning and it made me laugh - on the way to a particularly tense meeting I heard it on the radio and was trying to remember the posts so that I could sing the wrong words lol ........... so twice today I have laughed at this and thank u

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