FabSwingers.com forum: Who else had a dry sex april?

By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I have and welcome to my monthly check in thread to see who or who havent had sex

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By *mily28Woman
over a year ago

Clapham

Not dry ...sorry yours was

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

There’s still a chance yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which year are we talking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to change it, come over today (last day of April) and get you some peen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to change it, come over today (last day of April) and get you some peen.

** offer only valid if you bring sparkling water.

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By *ebedy_XMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Once. Right at the beginning of April, nothing since though ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t worry you’re not alone. I’m m still dry since last November. Been so busy to be able to set anything.

Thinking I won’t be saying the same thing at end of May

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Shag, I hope you're well and keeping warm.

November was dry. As you well know.

December was dry.

January was dry.

February was dry.

March was dry.

April wasn't dry! I feel rejuvenated.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Not dry ...sorry yours was"
That is good yours was wet

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"There’s still a chance yet

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Yes there are. I also like to start these threads a day earlier too

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Which year are we talking?"
It can be any year too

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

The dry spell continues unabated towards the seven year mark.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Don’t worry you’re not alone. I’m m still dry since last November. Been so busy to be able to set anything.

Thinking I won’t be saying the same thing at end of May

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That is good that we are in the same boat as well

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Shag, I hope you're well and keeping warm.

November was dry. As you well know.

December was dry.

January was dry.

February was dry.

March was dry.

April wasn't dry! I feel rejuvenated."
That is good and ty yes. I am fine and you?

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *ustfun009Man
over a year ago

oxford

All months are dry and this site is hardtoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another month and not by choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course. It is the norm and probably will be every month.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Another month and not by choice.

I’m not sure that there are many on here that are by choice…

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

I refuse to answer on the grounds it may make me sob like a 2 year old having a tantrum.

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me and I actually tried to be a celibate for Lent, no will power I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

Not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afraid so

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Yeah tough month for me outside of fabland so it wasn’t possible to get a meet of any sort sorted sadly. Here’s hoping for May to be moist and verdant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another month and not by choice.

I’m not sure that there are many on here that are by choice…"

I cry tears. Each tear is for each person in this thread

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Almost. It's ended with a bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I somehow managed to fail on April 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I somehow managed to fail on April 1st

Show off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give people a chance Shag. It's still April today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me, finally

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Not me, finally

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She's wet from the

race.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Yep it was drier than Jo's mouth when she's desperately gagging for a cuppa

Coming up to 6 months now Shag, I'm going need a pair of stabilisers soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep it was drier than Jo's mouth when she's desperately gagging for a cuppa

Coming up to 6 months now Shag, I'm going need a pair of stabilisers soon

Have no fear- STEVE IS HERE.

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan
over a year ago

SA3

It was as dry as march, feb and Jan tbh

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

April isn't even over yet ... Shag you're starting too early!?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Sex every month of the year so far and long may it last

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Happily abstaining

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Which April?

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Forget April. It has been a drought for ages

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Forget April. It has been a drought for ages"

The Sahara is moister than me

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Yep it was drier than Jo's mouth when she's desperately gagging for a cuppa

Coming up to 6 months now Shag, I'm going need a pair of stabilisers soon

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Yes, that is long too and it was 62 months ago for me. I find that as the time goes, it gets easier

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

April isn't even over yet ... Shag you're starting too early!?

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That is right. I like to do do these threads a day early, as it gives one some extra time to do it on too

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By *elight 99Woman
over a year ago

richmond

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Been that long l forgot who gets tied up

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over a year ago

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

April isn't even over yet ... Shag you're starting too early!?

I don't think it's going to change today - unless you're volunteering?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Mine was that wet even the ducks needed a boat

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

try 3 months

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By *ola xWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry Shropshire

"Which year are we talking?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to report that my April has been well hydrated

Seeing it out and into May tonight too with an amazing couple

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

No, fab has been very good to me in 2022

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Another month and not by choice.

I’m not sure that there are many on here that are by choice…"

I'm happy to continue defying expectations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm April showers springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another month and not by choice.

I’m not sure that there are many on here that are by choice…

I'm happy to continue defying expectations

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmm April showers springs to mind

There's my source of hydration

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

April has been quiet (because I was poorly) but wasn’t dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me, finally

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She's wet from the

race.

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By *atangMan
over a year ago

bolton

Me and march too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasnt dry but far from a flooding thow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had a dry 2022

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasnt dry but far from a flooding thow."

Did better than me lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I had a wank (5th Feb 7.43am) and splurted on myself so that was warm, wet and sticky . Does that count?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Not me.

It's difficult for a woman of my calibre to not have offers pouring in.

I have no willpower to say no.

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By *lowryderMan
over a year ago

Stafford

I've had a great April... plenty of action for me...

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

There are just a couple of hours for one to do it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hoping May might be my lucky month lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a great April... plenty of action for me...

Show off

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Yep it was drier than Jo's mouth when she's desperately gagging for a cuppa

Coming up to 6 months now Shag, I'm going need a pair of stabilisers soon

Yes, that is long too and it was 62 months ago for me. I find that as the time goes, it gets easier

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I am going to see if I can get to 100 months of being dry. I think that is almost 8 and a half years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hoping May might be my lucky month lol "

Is a new club in essex so you never know.

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By *lowryderMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"I've had a great April... plenty of action for me...

Show off"

My apologies...

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"Yep it was drier than Jo's mouth when she's desperately gagging for a cuppa

Coming up to 6 months now Shag, I'm going need a pair of stabilisers soon

Yes, that is long too and it was 62 months ago for me. I find that as the time goes, it gets easier

I am going to see if I can get to 100 months of being dry. I think that is almost 8 and a half years

Eight years four months, to be precise.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Yep

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Yep. And a dry March. And February... and January... I think you get the picture!

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Today, it is 1st of may

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

April sucked, mays outlook ain’t looking much better

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Yep it was drier than Jo's mouth when she's desperately gagging for a cuppa

Coming up to 6 months now Shag, I'm going need a pair of stabilisers soon

Yes, that is long too and it was 62 months ago for me. I find that as the time goes, it gets easier

I am going to see if I can get to 100 months of being dry. I think that is almost 8 and a half years

Eight years four months, to be precise."
Yes, it is that too

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Think I’ve healed up

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Guilty as charged and still not bothered by it in the slightest.

Not even an "ooooft, I would" moment where I get a fanny flutter.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Today, it is 1st of may

No splashes of moisture expected by the 31st either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of wet patches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sex for me, it has been quite some time now, just not felt it with opportunities that have popped up. I'm much preferring "D" time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had sex a few times in April.

Probably the best month I've had for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After over 2 dry years no sex I can say it was a wet april

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Not me and I actually tried to be a celibate for Lent, no will power I'm afraid "

I managed 23 days recently, I think the first time in about 30 years I’ve gone that long. It wasn’t that difficult after the first few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes very dry month, but hopefully this will change as ive now joined fab, new to this so still finding my feet, any ladies want to chat cime say hi

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby

I may as well just copy and paste from the last 11 months. And the 7 months prior to that. Severe drought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After over 2 dry years no sex I can say it was a wet april

I'm the same it's been the wettest month on record for me ...no doubt a drought is on its way

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Give people a chance Shag. It's still April today

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Yes I will. I like to start these threads a day earlier too

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Could have been better

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

The month started and ended with a proverbial bang - and rather nice ones at that! We don’t talk about the bit in the middle! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry.

But largely because I don't oeganaie my life well. There were opprounties this month.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

"Guilty as charged and still not bothered by it in the slightest.

Not even an "ooooft, I would" moment where I get a fanny flutter. "

What’s a fanny flutter

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *iobhan123Woman
over a year ago

Deal

Nothing since last October, need to change that!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"Nothing since last October, need to change that!"

That's not right !! As I am a genius I know just the way to resolve that issue

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By *iobhan123Woman
over a year ago

Deal

"Nothing since last October, need to change that!

That's not right !! As I am a genius I know just the way to resolve that issue

Haha, not for the want of trying, my end of East Kent is apparently a desert, resorting to a vanilla date today!!

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By *untocum1000TV/TS
over a year ago

newmarket

Moist !

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"Nothing since last October, need to change that!

That's not right !! As I am a genius I know just the way to resolve that issue

Haha, not for the want of trying, my end of East Kent is apparently a desert, resorting to a vanilla date today!!"

Trust me, it can't be as bad as Bedfordshire! Think I'll move back to the midlands / east anglia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bad april ..not too much happened just busy with work

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"I think I somehow managed to fail on April 1st

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Yes, lets hope that this month will be a wet one too

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

No nothing since once in Jan and once in early Feb. Since I had Covid in March my wife has banished me to another bedroom in a different part of the house. No idea if I’ll ever get to sleep with her or shag her again!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

To be fair she hates sex with me and I swear she wants me to become a monk! But that’s not going to happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No nothing since once in Jan and once in early Feb. Since I had Covid in March my wife has banished me to another bedroom in a different part of the house. No idea if I’ll ever get to sleep with her or shag her again! "

what a horrendous situation for you to be in. I hope you can find happiness.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

what a horrendous situation for you to be in. I hope you can find happiness."

Er… well, ever since she gave birth 12 yrs ago her sex drive has disappeared completely! Wonder what nerves or something doctors cut through for her caesarean. She was a right horny rabbit when I married her but if I have sex with her 6 times a year I’m doing well and if she doesn’t tell me to stop so she can sleep after ten mins I’m bloody Peter North! It’s become normal and I have to accept it! Oh, and only missionary’s permitted - nothing else including oral allowed! C’est la vie!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

But, she knows I’m here and doesn’t mind at all so that’s the quid pro quo I suppose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a horrendous situation for you to be in. I hope you can find happiness.

At least she is happy for you to find sex elsewhere

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

what a horrendous situation for you to be in. I hope you can find happiness.

At least she is happy for you to find sex elsewhere"

She’s not “happy” but she permits it as she respects that I have sexual needs that she has no desire to satisfy.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Not me, finally

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That sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

April ended wet just by the skin of my teeth….

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By *rTongueMan
over a year ago

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I’ve had a dry March and April, and I’ll be honest I think May isn’t going to shape up any better

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By *elight 99Woman
over a year ago

richmond

Meeeeeee

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Meeeeeee

That’s just so wrong! How can a stunning petite firecracker like you have a dry sex month?! That’s hard to believe! Hoping that gets corrected for you very soon!

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Me

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Lets hope that this month will be a wet one for you

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

What is this 'sex' that you talk of?

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Dry year so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drier than the sand in the Sahara here.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

I’ve had a dry year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

April’s out of the way.

Let’s take down May

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my last dry month was November 2007

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dryer then a nuns knickers

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Which April?

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It can be any april too

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Good ones everyone. I will do another thread at the end of this month to see who or not have had sex, so lets all come back then

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