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And do it for Yorkshire!!!!!!!!! | |||
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"Go on. Do your worst
And do it for Yorkshire!!!!!!!!! "But what about Lancashire? | |||
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"Go on. Do your worst
And do it for Yorkshire!!!!!!!!!
But what about Lancashire?"That’s secretly my favourite accent. I know one person from there and she’s the best | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient "As ancient as the history you studied? Explains why you love me | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
As ancient as the history you studied? Explains why you love me" | |||
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"I'm gutted your not a bye (oh yes, I spelt that correctly) Bye bye "I can be whatever you want me to be baby | |||
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"I'm gutted your not a bye (oh yes, I spelt that correctly) Bye bye
I can be whatever you want me to be baby "You smoothtalker you!! | |||
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"Would love some help with my profile lol " Profiles are pointless. I gave up on mine a long time ago | |||
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"I didn’t know you were so young. I feel old now." what’s ten years between lovers? | |||
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"I didn’t know you were so young. I feel old now. what’s ten years between lovers? "It's 12 years that's the problem  | |||
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"I didn’t know you were so young. I feel old now. what’s ten years between lovers?
It's 12 years that's the problem "Only for you. It never bothered me that you’re old | |||
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"I didn’t know you were so young. I feel old now. what’s ten years between lovers?
It's 12 years that's the problem
Only for you. It never bothered me that you’re old "Words Jimmy Saville never said | |||
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"You’re Steve. The man, the myth, the legend. I don’t need to look at your profile to know you’re a 10 "Ooooft. Keep talking like that and I’ll be in the north east for the weekend | |||
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"I didn’t know you were so young. I feel old now. what’s ten years between lovers?
It's 12 years that's the problem
Only for you. It never bothered me that you’re old
Words Jimmy Saville never said "I’m going to hell for laughing | |||
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"I didn’t know you were so young. I feel old now. what’s ten years between lovers?
It's 12 years that's the problem
Only for you. It never bothered me that you’re old
Words Jimmy Saville never said
I’m going to hell for laughing "Don't worry mate, I'll be banned for life tomorrow...thats even funnier!! | |||
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"I didn’t know you were so young. I feel old now. what’s ten years between lovers?
It's 12 years that's the problem
Only for you. It never bothered me that you’re old
Words Jimmy Saville never said
I’m going to hell for laughing
Don't worry mate, I'll be banned for life tomorrow...thats even funnier!! " | |||
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"You’re Steve. The man, the myth, the legend. I don’t need to look at your profile to know you’re a 10
Ooooft. Keep talking like that and I’ll be in the north east for the weekend "The toon Vs Liverpool. I don’t blame you | |||
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"Cool socks. And you've got a nice shine on your succulent "A Thumb? A fucking thumb? Am I that ugly to you?  | |||
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"You’re Steve. The man, the myth, the legend. I don’t need to look at your profile to know you’re a 10
Ooooft. Keep talking like that and I’ll be in the north east for the weekend
The toon Vs Liverpool. I don’t blame you "I’ll be Liverpool. Can give you a dicking down. | |||
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"Cool socks. And you've got a nice shine on your succulent
A Thumb? A fucking thumb? Am I that ugly to you? "But it's where I put the thumb that matters | |||
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"You’re Steve. The man, the myth, the legend. I don’t need to look at your profile to know you’re a 10
Ooooft. Keep talking like that and I’ll be in the north east for the weekend
The toon Vs Liverpool. I don’t blame you
I’ll be Liverpool. Can give you a dicking down. "I can’t even give a decent come back. We’re the 2nd most in form team this year but Liverpool are another level  | |||
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"Cool socks. And you've got a nice shine on your succulent
A Thumb? A fucking thumb? Am I that ugly to you?
But it's where I put the thumb that matters "At the end of your sentence? Or do you mean up my arse? | |||
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"Cool socks. And you've got a nice shine on your succulent
A Thumb? A fucking thumb? Am I that ugly to you?
But it's where I put the thumb that matters
At the end of your sentence? Or do you mean up my arse? "I can do both. I have two thumbs  | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient "I went to investigate....  | |||
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"Cool socks. And you've got a nice shine on your succulent
A Thumb? A fucking thumb? Am I that ugly to you?
But it's where I put the thumb that matters
At the end of your sentence? Or do you mean up my arse?
I can do both. I have two thumbs "God. Can you stop being so bloody perfect?  | |||
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"You can’t handle the truth   "give it to me anyway, Rex! Shove it down my fucking throat. Fuck my fucking face, Rex. | |||
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"You can’t handle the truth give it to me anyway, Rex! Shove it down my fucking throat. Fuck my fucking face, Rex.
"Sorry got a bit carried away. But basically I want it whether I can handle it or not | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
I went to investigate.... "It’s going up by one year either side very soon. So you can be in it | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
I went to investigate....
It’s going up by one year either side very soon. So you can be in it "¹ year?! I'm not anywhere near it. Whole different decade, I'm ancient | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
I went to investigate.... "MISTAKE… same age as the middle child… | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
I went to investigate....
It’s going up by one year either side very soon. So you can be in it
¹ year?! I'm not anywhere near it. Whole different decade, I'm ancient "Ah yeah… soz.
But on the bright side, I’ll be in your age range soon. So | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
I went to investigate....
MISTAKE… same age as the middle child… "DING DING DING. Which of the betting people had money on ‘same age as my child’?! | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
I went to investigate....
MISTAKE… same age as the middle child…
DING DING DING.
Which of the betting people had money on ‘same age as my child’?! "Middle… specifically middle one | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
I went to investigate....
MISTAKE… same age as the middle child… "I can be 44 if you’d prefer | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
I went to investigate....
MISTAKE… same age as the middle child…
DING DING DING.
Which of the betting people had money on ‘same age as my child’?!
Middle… specifically middle one "Oooo good point. Have to got it word for word | |||
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"You’re Steve. The man, the myth, the legend. I don’t need to look at your profile to know you’re a 10
Ooooft. Keep talking like that and I’ll be in the north east for the weekend
The toon Vs Liverpool. I don’t blame you
I’ll be Liverpool. Can give you a dicking down.
I can’t even give a decent come back. We’re the 2nd most in form team this year but Liverpool are another level "Howe Klopp | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient "• YOUR age makes me feel like a relic! | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
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YOUR age makes me feel like a relic! " bless you | |||
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"You sound very social  J xx "Not what I was going for, J! Advice on how to make myself sound less social and even less approachable? | |||
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"I didn’t know you were so young. I feel old now. what’s ten years between lovers?
It's 12 years that's the problem
Only for you. It never bothered me that you’re old
Words Jimmy Saville never said " | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
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YOUR age makes me feel like a relic! " | |||
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"Go on. Do your worst
And do it for Yorkshire!!!!!!!!! "Could do with being blonder | |||
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"I didn’t know you were so young. I feel old now. what’s ten years between lovers?
It's 12 years that's the problem
Only for you. It never bothered me that you’re old
Words Jimmy Saville never said
I’m going to hell for laughing
Don't worry mate, I'll be banned for life tomorrow...thats even funnier!! "UNLOS? | |||
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"Go on. Do your worst
And do it for Yorkshire!!!!!!!!!
Could do with being blonder"I’m thinking of going grey. To fit in better on the site. | |||
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"Go on. Do your worst
And do it for Yorkshire!!!!!!!!!
Could do with being blonder
I’m thinking of going grey. To fit in better on the site. " | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
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YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!
"By the way, you’re both old. | |||
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"Go on. Do your worst
And do it for Yorkshire!!!!!!!!!
Could do with being blonder
I’m thinking of going grey. To fit in better on the site. "I take this personally ….. | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
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YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!
"• Smart arse. Well, arse anyway.   | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
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YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!
By the way, you’re both old. "Lawn. Off. | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
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YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!
By the way, you’re both old. "Experienced and wise. Get some respect in you, nipper! | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
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YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!
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Smart arse. Well, arse anyway. "Yes, I'm definitely an arse | |||
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"Go on. Do your worst
And do it for Yorkshire!!!!!!!!!
Could do with being blonder
I’m thinking of going grey. To fit in better on the site.
I take this personally ….. "Now I’m doing well | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
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YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!
By the way, you’re both old.
Experienced and wise.
Get some respect in you, nipper! "What did you just call me, Boomer?! | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
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YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!
By the way, you’re both old.
Experienced and wise.
Get some respect in you, nipper!
What did you just call me, Boomer?! "I think she's generation X | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
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YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!
By the way, you’re both old.
Experienced and wise.
Get some respect in you, nipper!
What did you just call me, Boomer?! "I'll fuck some respect into you. If you slow down enough for me to catch you. Need to be careful with this hip! | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
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YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!
By the way, you’re both old.
Experienced and wise.
Get some respect in you, nipper!
What did you just call me, Boomer?!
I think she's generation X "Are you sticking up for your mate, BOOMER? Birds of a feather eh! | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
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YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!
By the way, you’re both old.
Experienced and wise.
Get some respect in you, nipper!
What did you just call me, Boomer?!
I think she's generation X Are you sticking up for your mate, BOOMER? Birds of a feather eh! "Good God | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
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YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!
By the way, you’re both old.
Experienced and wise.
Get some respect in you, nipper!
What did you just call me, Boomer?!
I'll fuck some respect into you.
If you slow down enough for me to catch you. Need to be careful with this hip!" . Classic. I’ll go slowly to give you hope | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
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YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!
By the way, you’re both old.
Experienced and wise.
Get some respect in you, nipper!
What did you just call me, Boomer?!
I'll fuck some respect into you.
If you slow down enough for me to catch you. Need to be careful with this hip!
. Classic. I’ll go slowly to give you hope "I died in the war for you. | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
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YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!
By the way, you’re both old.
Experienced and wise.
Get some respect in you, nipper!
What did you just call me, Boomer?!
I'll fuck some respect into you.
If you slow down enough for me to catch you. Need to be careful with this hip!
. Classic. I’ll go slowly to give you hope
I died in the war for you." you fuckin wish m8 | |||
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"Your age range makes me feel ancient
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YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!
By the way, you’re both old.
Experienced and wise.
Get some respect in you, nipper!
What did you just call me, Boomer?!
I'll fuck some respect into you.
If you slow down enough for me to catch you. Need to be careful with this hip!
. Classic. I’ll go slowly to give you hope
I died in the war for you.
you fuckin wish m8"Yesterday someone asked me about the DDR like I had personal experience | |||
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"You can’t handle the truth give it to me anyway, Rex! Shove it down my fucking throat. Fuck my fucking face, Rex.
Sorry got a bit carried away. But basically I want it whether I can handle it or not "Think I scared Rex off | |||
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"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has!" It’s a good one isn’t it | |||
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"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has! It’s a good one isn’t it "To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously | |||
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"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has! It’s a good one isn’t it
To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously "It was the Yorkshire thing wasn’t it? They’re so unserious up there | |||
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"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has! It’s a good one isn’t it
To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously "I don't think the OP wanted serious profile advice either | |||
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"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has! It’s a good one isn’t it
To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously
I don't think the OP wanted serious profile advice either "I’m open to serious profile advice. If it will help me get the sex | |||
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"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has! It’s a good one isn’t it
To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously
It was the Yorkshire thing wasn’t it? They’re so unserious up there "I am up here ..... kinda! | |||
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"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has! It’s a good one isn’t it
To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously
I don't think the OP wanted serious profile advice either
I’m open to serious profile advice. If it will help me get the sex "Add sandals to your sock pic. Absolutely guaranteed you'll be knee deep in clunge | |||
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"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has! It’s a good one isn’t it
To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously
I don't think the OP wanted serious profile advice either
I’m open to serious profile advice. If it will help me get the sex
Add sandals to your sock pic. Absolutely guaranteed you'll be knee deep in clunge "Clunge!! So immature | |||
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"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has! It’s a good one isn’t it
To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously
It was the Yorkshire thing wasn’t it? They’re so unserious up there
I am up here ..... kinda!"You’re too serious for me to believe that | |||
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"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has! It’s a good one isn’t it
To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously
I don't think the OP wanted serious profile advice either
I’m open to serious profile advice. If it will help me get the sex
Add sandals to your sock pic. Absolutely guaranteed you'll be knee deep in clunge "I think that’s a worthy addition but I’m not as good at socks and sandals pics as others so I don’t know that it would increase my chances | |||
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"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has! It’s a good one isn’t it
To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously
I don't think the OP wanted serious profile advice either
I’m open to serious profile advice. If it will help me get the sex
Add sandals to your sock pic. Absolutely guaranteed you'll be knee deep in clunge
Clunge!! So immature "I missed the memo that said I have to be a grown up | |||
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