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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Go on. Do your worst

And do it for Yorkshire!!!!!!!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Your age range makes me feel ancient

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Go on. Do your worst

And do it for Yorkshire!!!!!!!!! "

But what about Lancashire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gutted your not a bye (oh yes, I spelt that correctly)

Bye bye

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on. Do your worst

And do it for Yorkshire!!!!!!!!!

But what about Lancashire?"

That’s secretly my favourite accent. I know one person from there and she’s the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your age range makes me feel ancient "

As ancient as the history you studied? Explains why you love me

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By *koda33Man
over a year ago

garvesend

Would love some help with my profile lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

As ancient as the history you studied? Explains why you love me"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm gutted your not a bye (oh yes, I spelt that correctly)

Bye bye "

I can be whatever you want me to be baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gutted your not a bye (oh yes, I spelt that correctly)

Bye bye

I can be whatever you want me to be baby "

You smoothtalker you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would love some help with my profile lol "

Profiles are pointless. I gave up on mine a long time ago

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I didn’t know you were so young. I feel old now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn’t know you were so young. I feel old now."
what’s ten years between lovers?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I didn’t know you were so young. I feel old now. what’s ten years between lovers? "

It's 12 years that's the problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn’t know you were so young. I feel old now. what’s ten years between lovers?

It's 12 years that's the problem "

Only for you. It never bothered me that you’re old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re Steve. The man, the myth, the legend. I don’t need to look at your profile to know you’re a 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn’t know you were so young. I feel old now. what’s ten years between lovers?

It's 12 years that's the problem

Only for you. It never bothered me that you’re old "

Words Jimmy Saville never said

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re Steve. The man, the myth, the legend. I don’t need to look at your profile to know you’re a 10 "

Ooooft. Keep talking like that and I’ll be in the north east for the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn’t know you were so young. I feel old now. what’s ten years between lovers?

It's 12 years that's the problem

Only for you. It never bothered me that you’re old

Words Jimmy Saville never said "

I’m going to hell for laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn’t know you were so young. I feel old now. what’s ten years between lovers?

It's 12 years that's the problem

Only for you. It never bothered me that you’re old

Words Jimmy Saville never said

I’m going to hell for laughing "

Don't worry mate, I'll be banned for life tomorrow...thats even funnier!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Cool socks. And you've got a nice shine on your succulent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn’t know you were so young. I feel old now. what’s ten years between lovers?

It's 12 years that's the problem

Only for you. It never bothered me that you’re old

Words Jimmy Saville never said

I’m going to hell for laughing

Don't worry mate, I'll be banned for life tomorrow...thats even funnier!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re Steve. The man, the myth, the legend. I don’t need to look at your profile to know you’re a 10

Ooooft. Keep talking like that and I’ll be in the north east for the weekend "

The toon Vs Liverpool. I don’t blame you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cool socks. And you've got a nice shine on your succulent "

A Thumb? A fucking thumb? Am I that ugly to you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re Steve. The man, the myth, the legend. I don’t need to look at your profile to know you’re a 10

Ooooft. Keep talking like that and I’ll be in the north east for the weekend

The toon Vs Liverpool. I don’t blame you "

I’ll be Liverpool. Can give you a dicking down.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Cool socks. And you've got a nice shine on your succulent

A Thumb? A fucking thumb? Am I that ugly to you? "

But it's where I put the thumb that matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re Steve. The man, the myth, the legend. I don’t need to look at your profile to know you’re a 10

Ooooft. Keep talking like that and I’ll be in the north east for the weekend

The toon Vs Liverpool. I don’t blame you

I’ll be Liverpool. Can give you a dicking down. "

I can’t even give a decent come back. We’re the 2nd most in form team this year but Liverpool are another level

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cool socks. And you've got a nice shine on your succulent

A Thumb? A fucking thumb? Am I that ugly to you?

But it's where I put the thumb that matters "

At the end of your sentence? Or do you mean up my arse?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You can’t handle the truth

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Cool socks. And you've got a nice shine on your succulent

A Thumb? A fucking thumb? Am I that ugly to you?

But it's where I put the thumb that matters

At the end of your sentence? Or do you mean up my arse? "

I can do both. I have two thumbs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Your age range makes me feel ancient "

I went to investigate....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cool socks. And you've got a nice shine on your succulent

A Thumb? A fucking thumb? Am I that ugly to you?

But it's where I put the thumb that matters

At the end of your sentence? Or do you mean up my arse?

I can do both. I have two thumbs "

God. Can you stop being so bloody perfect?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can’t handle the truth "
give it to me anyway, Rex! Shove it down my fucking throat. Fuck my fucking face, Rex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can’t handle the truth give it to me anyway, Rex! Shove it down my fucking throat. Fuck my fucking face, Rex.

"

Sorry got a bit carried away. But basically I want it whether I can handle it or not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

I went to investigate.... "

It’s going up by one year either side very soon. So you can be in it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

I went to investigate....

It’s going up by one year either side very soon. So you can be in it "

¹ year?! I'm not anywhere near it. Whole different decade, I'm ancient

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

I went to investigate.... "

MISTAKE… same age as the middle child…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

I went to investigate....

It’s going up by one year either side very soon. So you can be in it

¹ year?! I'm not anywhere near it. Whole different decade, I'm ancient "

Ah yeah… soz.

But on the bright side, I’ll be in your age range soon. So

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

I went to investigate....

MISTAKE… same age as the middle child… "

DING DING DING.

Which of the betting people had money on ‘same age as my child’?!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

I went to investigate....

MISTAKE… same age as the middle child…

DING DING DING.

Which of the betting people had money on ‘same age as my child’?! "

Middle… specifically middle one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

I went to investigate....

MISTAKE… same age as the middle child… "

I can be 44 if you’d prefer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

I went to investigate....

MISTAKE… same age as the middle child…

DING DING DING.

Which of the betting people had money on ‘same age as my child’?!

Middle… specifically middle one "

Oooo good point. Have to got it word for word

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re Steve. The man, the myth, the legend. I don’t need to look at your profile to know you’re a 10

Ooooft. Keep talking like that and I’ll be in the north east for the weekend

The toon Vs Liverpool. I don’t blame you

I’ll be Liverpool. Can give you a dicking down.

I can’t even give a decent come back. We’re the 2nd most in form team this year but Liverpool are another level "

Howe Klopp

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Your age range makes me feel ancient "

YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

YOUR age makes me feel like a relic! "

bless you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sound very social J xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You sound very social J xx "

Not what I was going for, J! Advice on how to make myself sound less social and even less approachable?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi! Don’t stop me now!

I’m having such a good time.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I didn’t know you were so young. I feel old now. what’s ten years between lovers?

It's 12 years that's the problem

Only for you. It never bothered me that you’re old

Words Jimmy Saville never said "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

YOUR age makes me feel like a relic! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on. Do your worst

And do it for Yorkshire!!!!!!!!! "

Could do with being blonder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn’t know you were so young. I feel old now. what’s ten years between lovers?

It's 12 years that's the problem

Only for you. It never bothered me that you’re old

Words Jimmy Saville never said

I’m going to hell for laughing

Don't worry mate, I'll be banned for life tomorrow...thats even funnier!! "

UNLOS?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on. Do your worst

And do it for Yorkshire!!!!!!!!!

Could do with being blonder"

I’m thinking of going grey. To fit in better on the site.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Go on. Do your worst

And do it for Yorkshire!!!!!!!!!

Could do with being blonder

I’m thinking of going grey. To fit in better on the site. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!

"

By the way, you’re both old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on. Do your worst

And do it for Yorkshire!!!!!!!!!

Could do with being blonder

I’m thinking of going grey. To fit in better on the site. "

I take this personally …..

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!

"

Smart arse. Well, arse anyway.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!

By the way, you’re both old. "

Lawn. Off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!

By the way, you’re both old. "

Experienced and wise.

Get some respect in you, nipper!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!

Smart arse. Well, arse anyway. "

Yes, I'm definitely an arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on. Do your worst

And do it for Yorkshire!!!!!!!!!

Could do with being blonder

I’m thinking of going grey. To fit in better on the site.

I take this personally ….. "

Now I’m doing well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!

By the way, you’re both old.

Experienced and wise.

Get some respect in you, nipper! "

What did you just call me, Boomer?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!

By the way, you’re both old.

Experienced and wise.

Get some respect in you, nipper!

What did you just call me, Boomer?! "

I think she's generation X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!

By the way, you’re both old.

Experienced and wise.

Get some respect in you, nipper!

What did you just call me, Boomer?! "

I'll fuck some respect into you.

If you slow down enough for me to catch you. Need to be careful with this hip!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!

By the way, you’re both old.

Experienced and wise.

Get some respect in you, nipper!

What did you just call me, Boomer?!

I think she's generation X "

Are you sticking up for your mate, BOOMER? Birds of a feather eh!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!

By the way, you’re both old.

Experienced and wise.

Get some respect in you, nipper!

What did you just call me, Boomer?!

I think she's generation X Are you sticking up for your mate, BOOMER? Birds of a feather eh! "

Good God

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!

By the way, you’re both old.

Experienced and wise.

Get some respect in you, nipper!

What did you just call me, Boomer?!

I'll fuck some respect into you.

If you slow down enough for me to catch you. Need to be careful with this hip!"

. Classic. I’ll go slowly to give you hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!

By the way, you’re both old.

Experienced and wise.

Get some respect in you, nipper!

What did you just call me, Boomer?!

I'll fuck some respect into you.

If you slow down enough for me to catch you. Need to be careful with this hip!

. Classic. I’ll go slowly to give you hope "

I died in the war for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!

By the way, you’re both old.

Experienced and wise.

Get some respect in you, nipper!

What did you just call me, Boomer?!

I'll fuck some respect into you.

If you slow down enough for me to catch you. Need to be careful with this hip!

. Classic. I’ll go slowly to give you hope

I died in the war for you."

you fuckin wish m8

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Your age range makes me feel ancient

YOUR age makes me feel like a relic!

By the way, you’re both old.

Experienced and wise.

Get some respect in you, nipper!

What did you just call me, Boomer?!

I'll fuck some respect into you.

If you slow down enough for me to catch you. Need to be careful with this hip!

. Classic. I’ll go slowly to give you hope

I died in the war for you.

you fuckin wish m8"

Yesterday someone asked me about the DDR like I had personal experience

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can’t handle the truth give it to me anyway, Rex! Shove it down my fucking throat. Fuck my fucking face, Rex.

Sorry got a bit carried away. But basically I want it whether I can handle it or not "

Think I scared Rex off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has!"

It’s a good one isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has!

It’s a good one isn’t it "

To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has!

It’s a good one isn’t it

To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously "

It was the Yorkshire thing wasn’t it? They’re so unserious up there

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has!

It’s a good one isn’t it

To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously "

I don't think the OP wanted serious profile advice either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has!

It’s a good one isn’t it

To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously

I don't think the OP wanted serious profile advice either "

I’m open to serious profile advice. If it will help me get the sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has!

It’s a good one isn’t it

To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously

It was the Yorkshire thing wasn’t it? They’re so unserious up there "

I am up here ..... kinda!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has!

It’s a good one isn’t it

To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously

I don't think the OP wanted serious profile advice either

I’m open to serious profile advice. If it will help me get the sex "

Add sandals to your sock pic. Absolutely guaranteed you'll be knee deep in clunge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has!

It’s a good one isn’t it

To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously

I don't think the OP wanted serious profile advice either

I’m open to serious profile advice. If it will help me get the sex

Add sandals to your sock pic. Absolutely guaranteed you'll be knee deep in clunge "

Clunge!! So immature

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has!

It’s a good one isn’t it

To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously

It was the Yorkshire thing wasn’t it? They’re so unserious up there

I am up here ..... kinda!"

You’re too serious for me to believe that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has!

It’s a good one isn’t it

To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously

I don't think the OP wanted serious profile advice either

I’m open to serious profile advice. If it will help me get the sex

Add sandals to your sock pic. Absolutely guaranteed you'll be knee deep in clunge "

I think that’s a worthy addition but I’m not as good at socks and sandals pics as others so I don’t know that it would increase my chances

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I've read hundreds of these 'Rate my profile' threads but none have ever gone down the weird path that this one has!

It’s a good one isn’t it

To be honest, I felt weird about this whole thread from the first post....it was never going to end seriously

I don't think the OP wanted serious profile advice either

I’m open to serious profile advice. If it will help me get the sex

Add sandals to your sock pic. Absolutely guaranteed you'll be knee deep in clunge

Clunge!! So immature "

I missed the memo that said I have to be a grown up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bump a dump

Would you fuck me?

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