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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

If you could have any talent on the earth (other than making money or for sexual pleasures- you filthy lot)

what would it be?

I have always wished I could draw or be musical/singing or playing an instrument other than the triangle or recorder

I can write, and have had great feedback but never brave enough to send my stuff to publishers.

what would your wannabe talent be?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'd love to be able to.learn languages easily.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I would have loved to have stayed at playing an instrument. Learned keyboard, violin, flute etc but never to any grade level.

I'd like to try writing, am starting to jot down naughty scenarios to get into the flow as it were

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I would love to keep my mouth shut at times...

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

To be able to sing and play guitar - I'm a frustrated Rock Diva, but as I can't carry a tune in a bucket and have a tin ear I've no chance...our local karaoke guy always says I'm going to be next up to sing when he wants to call it a night - there's an exodus from the pub/club when folk think I might be getting a mic in my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play the guitar... Properly.....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Snowboarding.

The fact I am totally pants at it doesn't stop me trying and loving it. I don't even mind how battered and bruised I am after falling over god knows how many times.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I can play a number of instruments ( NOT RUDE ONES YA BUGGERS) but always wanted to play classical guitar, sadly with my hands being the way they are at the moment i cant start anytime soon.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Snowboarding.

The fact I am totally pants at it doesn't stop me trying and loving it. I don't even mind how battered and bruised I am after falling over god knows how many times."

I'd like to try that but have visions of me ending up rolling down the hill and ending up looking like a massive snowball at Yeh bottom

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Snowboarding.

The fact I am totally pants at it doesn't stop me trying and loving it. I don't even mind how battered and bruised I am after falling over god knows how many times.

I'd like to try that but have visions of me ending up rolling down the hill and ending up looking like a massive snowball at Yeh bottom

Let me set aside your concerns..... the board strapped to your feet stops you doing that. However, the fact it is strapped to your feet stops you jumping off before falling.

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I would have loved to have stayed at playing an instrument. Learned keyboard, violin, flute etc but never to any grade level.

I'd like to try writing, am starting to jot down naughty scenarios to get into the flow as it were

Eves, I was taught at college to;

Think of a person

Then their place (i.e. location)

Then their situation (a place/feelings)

Their personalitity.

The smaller things like looks/behaviour surrounding the predicament)

Their predicioment if they have one

The implications of aforementioned situation

And how they dealt with it.

Got distinctions all the way through (except for ppoetry) but its damn worth giving it a go, and I am hoping to be back on my saddle soon

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Snowboarding.

The fact I am totally pants at it doesn't stop me trying and loving it. I don't even mind how battered and bruised I am after falling over god knows how many times.

I'd like to try that but have visions of me ending up rolling down the hill and ending up looking like a massive snowball at Yeh bottom

Let me set aside your concerns..... the board strapped to your feet stops you doing that.However, the fact it is strapped to your feet stops you jumping off before falling."

I lnow I would be shit at snowboarding as I haVe no balance.

I wish I could go back 15 years, when I was a traiined dancer and had excellent balance and moves. Just cant face it beiing a biig clumsy bird

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I can play the piano, flute and guitar and my next instrument will be a saxophone.

I would love to learn how to paint (oil)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could dance, from ballroom to ballet, it would be lovely to have the grace of movement like a dancer has

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I wish I could dance, from ballroom to ballet, it would be lovely to have the grace of movement like a dancer has

I wish I'd stuck at dancing when I was a child. I look at my girls now with regret I gave up. My eldest started pointe not long ago, she looks so graceful!

I also wish I'd been more sporty, I have taken up running, well jogging but it's almost a run lol and am building the nerve to go to the local netball training sessions. That's the only sport I ever enjoyed playing in my youth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can play the piano, flute and guitar and my next instrument will be a saxophone.

I would love to learn how to paint (oil)"

I can play the sax and piano

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I can play the piano, flute and guitar and my next instrument will be a saxophone.

I would love to learn how to paint (oil)

I can play the sax and piano

I played strings bar cello, viola was my main. Always wanted to play piano with both hands!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Teach my missus how to remember where she has left her car keys

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I wish I could dance, from ballroom to ballet, it would be lovely to have the grace of movement like a dancer has

I wish I'd stuck at dancing when I was a child. I look at my girls now with regret I gave up. My eldest started pointe not long ago, she looks so graceful!

Believe it or not, am a qualifed 'contemporary dancerr.

Albeit, im a bt laxed now but stll can recognse the moves and adore watchng ballet.

When Im back on my feet, i'm off to zumba, and maybe one day, when slim enough, I'll get back to contemporary. I'm way too tall n fat to try ballet agan. But can stll appreciate ballet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to play the saxophone. I actually have one which my uncle left me when he passed away - I can't get a note out of it!

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I wish I could dance, from ballroom to ballet, it would be lovely to have the grace of movement like a dancer has

I wish I'd stuck at dancing when I was a child. I look at my girls now with regret I gave up. My eldest started pointe not long ago, she looks so graceful!

Believe it or not, am a qualifed 'contemporary dancerr.

Albeit, im a bt laxed now but stll can recognse the moves and adore watchng ballet.

When Im back on my feet, i'm off to zumba, and maybe one day, when slim enough, I'll get back to contemporary. I'm way too tall n fat to try ballet agan. But can stll appreciate ballet. "

Ooh I love my Zumba!!!! My friend just started her own classes in oldham. That's about as close to dancing as I get though lol

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Would love to play the saxophone. I actually have one which my uncle left me when he passed away - I can't get a note out of it!

It's all in the lips! My daughter plays clarinet, when I have a go it makes my lips all tingly and numb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love to fly a small plane (and own one) the freedom must be magical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a graphic illustrator/designer and web developer by trade, which sounds impressive, but can take you away from lots of other things. Me, I'd love to sing or play the piano, but there's simply no time to learn

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Would love to play the saxophone. I actually have one which my uncle left me when he passed away - I can't get a note out of it!

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You have to blow quite hard and use your tongue along the reed.

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Would love to play the saxophone. I actually have one which my uncle left me when he passed away - I can't get a note out of it!

You have to blow quite hard and use your tongue along the reed.

Trust you to lower the tone

Good job I wuv you!

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By *els_Bells OP Woman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I wish I could dance, from ballroom to ballet, it would be lovely to have the grace of movement like a dancer has

I wish I'd stuck at dancing when I was a child. I look at my girls now with regret I gave up. My eldest started pointe not long ago, she looks so graceful!

Believe it or not, am a qualifed 'contemporary dancerr.

Albeit, im a bt laxed now but stll can recognse the moves and adore watchng ballet.

When Im back on my feet, i'm off to zumba, and maybe one day, when slim enough, I'll get back to contemporary. I'm way too tall n fat to try ballet agan. But can stll appreciate ballet.

Ooh I love my Zumba!!!! My friend just started her own classes in oldham. That's about as close to dancing as I get though lol"

Cant wait to get my hips etc back into acton! Love dancing just need a kick up my ass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See now do we have to question the education system. Most posts are to learn a musical instrument language and art. Instead we were all probably sent out in clothes unsuitable for the weather conditions and made to do things like cross country running. Lol god I hated that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to be about to communicate with animals and understand their languages

not sure what good it will do me but going to the zoo and listerning to a elephant telling me its woes had got to beat listerning to my mum

seriously i think it would be great to be able to talk to animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to be able to sing and dance.

And paint. And sculpt. And design and make clothes. And shoes. And hats. And corsets. And rock climb. And ride horses (better than my novice standard). And make stained glass. And weld. And be able to repair my car. And spray paint. And give trained massage, maybe even sports therapy. And reflexology. And speak at least 2 other languages. And dive. And ski.

There's loads I would love to be able to learn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sing esspecially opera

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

To be a country and western singer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would love to play the saxophone. I actually have one which my uncle left me when he passed away - I can't get a note out of it!

You have to blow quite hard and use your tongue along the reed.

My OH plays the saxophone, used to be inbands years ago. I've always said that the reason he is so good at oral is because of that saxophone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to be able to.learn languages easily."

I'll hold off on the cunning linguist jokes

I've always wished for a good voice - I've a non-descript accent, and croak like a frog when I sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my talent!

I can cook! Queue the Daily Record explosive in Chef is swinger sex shame!

If I could swap it would be to teach kids.

Sounds silly but give to this generation and make the future.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I'd love to be able to sketch and/or paint. Can't draw a straight line without a ruler. Glad to say I can hold a tune and have natural rythym for dance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say singing. Always singing along but I'm as flat as a witches tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learn languages easily and play guitar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sing esspecially opera

Which one of you said that...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to be able to sketch and/or paint. Can't draw a straight line without a ruler. Glad to say I can hold a tune and have natural rythym for dance."

There's no such thing as a straight line in sketching....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would love to play the saxophone. I actually have one which my uncle left me when he passed away - I can't get a note out of it!

You have to blow quite hard and use your tongue along the reed.

Saxophone is down from the loft and being dusted off as we speak! Practice makes perfect

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I've written a fair bit of poetry in the past but its not very good. I wish I were more talented at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id love to be able to play a musical instrument or sing better than I do ,but i can juggle with 3 balls......

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"id love to be able to play a musical instrument or sing better than I do ,but i can juggle with 3 balls......"

I've never got past two!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Would love to play the saxophone. I actually have one which my uncle left me when he passed away - I can't get a note out of it!

You have to blow quite hard and use your tongue along the reed.

Saxophone is down from the loft and being dusted off as we speak! Practice makes perfect

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Good for you!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Id love to fly a small plane (and own one) the freedom must be magical.

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It is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could have any talent on the earth (other than making money or for sexual pleasures- you filthy lot)

what would it be?

I have always wished I could draw or be musical/singing or playing an instrument other than the triangle or recorder

I can write, and have had great feedback but never brave enough to send my stuff to publishers.

what would your wannabe talent be? "
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I work for a publisher, would love to see what you have written maybe I can help you get it out on the market

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