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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

One empty telephone Box here, please feel free to enter and start an argument with yourself rather than hijack other threads

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"One empty telephone Box here, please feel free to enter and start an argument with yourself rather than hijack other threads

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I dont wanna go in there, it smells of wee!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"One empty telephone Box here, please feel free to enter and start an argument with yourself rather than hijack other threads

I dont wanna go in there, it smells of wee!

Sorry i didnt think you would notice, you didnt notice the pile of sick in the corner though or the used condom

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"One empty telephone Box here, please feel free to enter and start an argument with yourself rather than hijack other threads

I dont wanna go in there, it smells of wee!

Sorry i didnt think you would notice, you didnt notice the pile of sick in the corner though or the used condom

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You put sick in a condom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs, do you two mind, I'm trying to make a call.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ffs, do you two mind, I'm trying to make a call."
You have sick on your shoe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey! What's my number doing in here?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Hey! What's my number doing in here?

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Bussy wrote it, i saw him.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hey! What's my number doing in here?

I wrote it there coz my mate sez u is a good shag innit

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hey! What's my number doing in here?

Bussy wrote it, i saw him.

And I always thought Bussy led a sheltered life

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over a year ago

"One empty telephone Box here, please feel free to enter and start an argument with yourself rather than hijack other threads

I dont wanna go in there, it smells of wee!

hahaha ain't that the truth

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is there any change in the little tray? I can't quite reach to see as there are too many of you in here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs, do you two mind, I'm trying to make a call."

Lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is there any change in the little tray? I can't quite reach to see as there are too many of you in here."
No passionfruit took it for the condom machine, im getting claustrophobic now.....WHO FARTED?!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Oi, I'm not a ledge! I know I'm short but that's just taking the piss.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Oi, I'm not a ledge! I know I'm short but that's just taking the piss."
Id say you were a legend.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oi, I'm not a ledge! I know I'm short but that's just taking the piss.Id say you were a legend.

I call my leg ends feet.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Telephonebox Twister anyone

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Telephonebox Twister anyone

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Hows that played then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 15yr old daughter "Did you ever use one of those"

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By *wanzMan
over a year ago

Swansea

shut the door - you're letting a draught in ...

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"One empty telephone Box here, please feel free to enter and start an argument with yourself rather than hijack other threads

I don't wanna go there. It's hosting the SNP party conference.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"shut the door - you're letting a draught in ...

And letting out all the fart. It's our only source of warmth! x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

As you're all in here, can I get one of you to sort out my cat? She has been making the most horrible pleading noises for over two hours but I can't find anything wrong.

Perhaps we could all leave the telephone box and I could leave her in there and get some sleep?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

So femme, your cat & myself will play Telephonebox Twister then.....

Will get back to you about the rules

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

would you mind not standing on my feet? and whos elbow is that in my eye? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As you're all in here, can I get one of you to sort out my cat? She has been making the most horrible pleading noises for over two hours but I can't find anything wrong.

Perhaps we could all leave the telephone box and I could leave her in there and get some sleep?"

Send her over and I'll babysit her for a bit.

Fuss with my two usually means and one of the following:

Low food

Have food but want different food

Low water

Want to go outside (they're indoor cats)

Want fuss

Want play

Am cold. Want cold turned off.

Am shouting in the hope I get given something nice

I have used my litter tray and it smells bad. Want it clean.

I have a tummy ache (this is the hairball-prone one)

Want you to follow me so I can show you something (often one of the above things. Never yet has it been little Timmy who has fallen down a well)

Want to be with you (when shut out of, say, the bathroom)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind that who has hold of my todger I wouldn't mind but it's a hairy hand with love wrote on the knuckles

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

sorry about that, must be my hand.

cant be hubbys, he,s holding my tities!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Why am I upside down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As you're all in here, can I get one of you to sort out my cat? She has been making the most horrible pleading noises for over two hours but I can't find anything wrong.

Perhaps we could all leave the telephone box and I could leave her in there and get some sleep?

Send her over and I'll babysit her for a bit.

Fuss with my two usually means and one of the following:

Low food

Have food but want different food

Low water

Want to go outside (they're indoor cats)

Want fuss

Want play

Am cold. Want cold turned off.

Am shouting in the hope I get given something nice

I have used my litter tray and it smells bad. Want it clean.

I have a tummy ache (this is the hairball-prone one)

Want you to follow me so I can show you something (often one of the above things. Never yet has it been little Timmy who has fallen down a well)

Want to be with you (when shut out of, say, the bathroom)"

You have been catnapping my cats!! Or my cats have got 2 homes miles apart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would you mind not standing on my feet? and whos elbow is that in my eye? ?

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not my elbow

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By *hynottsCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Who finger is in my ass or is it a very thin dick

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By *wanzMan
over a year ago

Swansea

And who had the idea of letting those fireworks off ?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Who finger is in my ass or is it a very thin dick

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Sorry

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Why am I upside down

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You said you liked it that way.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Everyone out! Except Kinky. I'm leaving the cat with you. I've been through your entire list (no Timmy trapped in a well either) and my daft moggy is still driving me nuts.

This phone box is for cat therapy rants. And snogging.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

What is Colin "Feckin" Farrell doing in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there any change in the little tray? I can't quite reach to see as there are too many of you in here.No passionfruit took it for the condom machine, im getting claustrophobic now.....WHO FARTED?!

That's slanderous ..... I took it so I could get air fresher because of femme's flatulence

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is there any change in the little tray? I can't quite reach to see as there are too many of you in here.No passionfruit took it for the condom machine, im getting claustrophobic now.....WHO FARTED?!

That's slanderous ..... I took it so I could get air fresher because of femme's flatulence"
lol....still smells pissy in ere.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is there any change in the little tray? I can't quite reach to see as there are too many of you in here.No passionfruit took it for the condom machine, im getting claustrophobic now.....WHO FARTED?!

That's slanderous ..... I took it so I could get air fresher because of femme's flatulencelol....still smells pissy in ere.....

Sorry, that was my cat

She's really old.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is there any change in the little tray? I can't quite reach to see as there are too many of you in here.No passionfruit took it for the condom machine, im getting claustrophobic now.....WHO FARTED?!

That's slanderous ..... I took it so I could get air fresher because of femme's flatulencelol....still smells pissy in ere.....

Sorry, that was my cat

She's really old."
AWWWWW im sorry about your pussy

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By *mmaRichardsTV/TS
over a year ago

Warrington

Brilliant. A row of bike racks in a phone box.....oh no wait a minute

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's ok, I'm the right way up now but I have a pussy on my head

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By *mmaRichardsTV/TS
over a year ago

Warrington

That blasted cat....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guys can you all hush I'm phoning the clinic for the results from my tests. Jeez I hope it's not contagious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there any change in the little tray? I can't quite reach to see as there are too many of you in here.No passionfruit took it for the condom machine, im getting claustrophobic now.....WHO FARTED?!

That's slanderous ..... I took it so I could get air fresher because of femme's flatulencelol....still smells pissy in ere.....

Sorry, that was my cat

She's really old.AWWWWW im sorry about your pussy

a pissy pussy

BT phone boxes ain't what they used to be.

I'm telling busby and sid. lol, know I'm really showing my age, that weren't for the young uns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now will you fuck of to the bus shelter that's my bed your all..... Well I wouldn't like to explain what it looks like but careful with the door or that one eyed monster poking out is going to be sore

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well at least there's a bit of pussy in here.

Can anyone help me find my G spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi who swiped my condom???? That's for my posh wanks!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall just casually walk past .... Some places are best left to the imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall just casually walk past .... Some places are best left to the imagination

Nah come in, plenty of room. This phone box is a blue police one. Loads of space inside, and if you need a doctor, no need to wait 3 years for an advance appointment lol

Whhhooo whoo Whoooooooooo (that was such a poor attempt at the Doctor Who theme tune, someone pass me my jacket, I've been evicted from the phone box)

Hey anyone seen 'Phone Booth', mind those f'ing bullets people ....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I shall just casually walk past .... Some places are best left to the imagination

Nah come in, plenty of room. This phone box is a blue police one. Loads of space inside, and if you need a doctor, no need to wait 3 years for an advance appointment lol

Whhhooo whoo Whoooooooooo (that was such a poor attempt at the Doctor Who theme tune, someone pass me my jacket, I've been evicted from the phone box)

Hey anyone seen 'Phone Booth', mind those f'ing bullets people ...."

We can use the cat for those bullets. She's got nine (pissy) lives.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hey anyone seen 'Phone Booth', mind those f'ing bullets people ...."

I warned you Colin "feckin" Farrell was in our midst 3 days ago but nobody listened to me.

The cat is back on my head, think I'll try the upside down option again

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When we where kids we would go round a push cotten wool up the bit you got your change out of, then once a week we would go round and pull it out and get all the coins lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"When we where kids we would go round a push cotten wool up the bit you got your change out of, then once a week we would go round and pull it out and get all the coins lol"
You little bugger!

*sniffs* naaaaaaaa it smells of something very iffy in here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When we where kids we would go round a push cotten wool up the bit you got your change out of, then once a week we would go round and pull it out and get all the coins lolYou little bugger!

*sniffs* naaaaaaaa it smells of something very iffy in here...

Must be my cologne - Odour de Body

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I had to pop out and get some air.

The forum listings currently reads:

Dying for a

Jaffa Cakes

What time is...

Woo Hoo

I think we should see if we can get some of them there jaffa cakes and woo hoo.

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By *mmaRichardsTV/TS
over a year ago

Warrington

Can anybody reach that ringing phone?

I have one hand in between what feel like two well plumped pillows and the other is holding what I think is a wet hot dog. Ta

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can anybody reach that ringing phone?

I have one hand in between what feel like two well plumped pillows and the other is holding what I think is a wet hot dog. Ta"

Erm, I don't think anyone went out for hot dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When we where kids we would go round a push cotten wool up the bit you got your change out of, then once a week we would go round and pull it out and get all the coins lol"

that's class! .... is it still 10p to make a call in this one ?? .. and you all best leave in a minute,my neighbour uses the number in this box to host her sex chat line ! ..then again maybe you should,all help !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has anyone got a spare tuppence, I need to phone that 0800 696969 line

The cat has "left his wallet in the cattery"

Fine excuse I say. Response "Meeeooowww"

Bloody typical

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

is there room for another pussy?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"is there room for another pussy?

*shoves cat 1 up an available orifice*

Yes of course there is dear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you remember eating carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is there room for another pussy?

*shoves cat 1 up an available orifice*

Yes of course there is dear... "

Ffs you could have cut it's claws first!!!

My arse is fooked now

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"is there room for another pussy?

*shoves cat 1 up an available orifice*

Yes of course there is dear...

Ffs you could have cut it's claws first!!!

My arse is fooked now

nooooooo, would never cut or declaw my pussies paws. They keep their claws trim by clawing the bed or their giant pole (pole dancing)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Wait til he feels the budgie's beak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is there room for another pussy?

*shoves cat 1 up an available orifice*

Yes of course there is dear...

Ffs you could have cut it's claws first!!!

My arse is fooked now

nooooooo, would never cut or declaw my pussies paws. They keep their claws trim by clawing the bed or their giant pole (pole dancing)

Well it's clawing the insides of my arse right now thanks to Ram

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Somebody order a Vindaloo

Poppadums are optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody order a Vindaloo

Poppadums are optional "

Yeah pass it over and extra chillis please

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I had to pop out and get some air.

The forum listings currently reads:

Dying for a

Jaffa Cakes

What time is...

Woo Hoo

I think we should see if we can get some of them there jaffa cakes and woo hoo."

Quick, pass me that spliff

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

vindaloo and a splif

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sorry, I have a Jaffa Cake to contend with as well

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