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"One empty telephone Box here, please feel free to enter and start an argument with yourself rather than hijack other threads " I dont wanna go in there, it smells of wee! | |||
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"One empty telephone Box here, please feel free to enter and start an argument with yourself rather than hijack other threads I dont wanna go in there, it smells of wee! " Sorry i didnt think you would notice, you didnt notice the pile of sick in the corner though or the used condom | |||
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"One empty telephone Box here, please feel free to enter and start an argument with yourself rather than hijack other threads I dont wanna go in there, it smells of wee! Sorry i didnt think you would notice, you didnt notice the pile of sick in the corner though or the used condom " You put sick in a condom? | |||
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"Ffs, do you two mind, I'm trying to make a call." You have sick on your shoe. | |||
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"Hey! What's my number doing in here? " Bussy wrote it, i saw him. | |||
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"Hey! What's my number doing in here? " I wrote it there coz my mate sez u is a good shag innit | |||
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"Hey! What's my number doing in here? Bussy wrote it, i saw him. " And I always thought Bussy led a sheltered life | |||
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"Is there any change in the little tray? I can't quite reach to see as there are too many of you in here." No passionfruit took it for the condom machine, im getting claustrophobic now.....WHO FARTED?! | |||
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"Oi, I'm not a ledge! I know I'm short but that's just taking the piss." Id say you were a legend. | |||
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"Oi, I'm not a ledge! I know I'm short but that's just taking the piss.Id say you were a legend. " I call my leg ends feet. | |||
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"Telephonebox Twister anyone " Hows that played then? | |||
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"One empty telephone Box here, please feel free to enter and start an argument with yourself rather than hijack other threads " I don't wanna go there. It's hosting the SNP party conference. | |||
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"shut the door - you're letting a draught in ... " And letting out all the fart. It's our only source of warmth! x | |||
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"As you're all in here, can I get one of you to sort out my cat? She has been making the most horrible pleading noises for over two hours but I can't find anything wrong. Perhaps we could all leave the telephone box and I could leave her in there and get some sleep?" Send her over and I'll babysit her for a bit. Fuss with my two usually means and one of the following: Low food Have food but want different food Low water Want to go outside (they're indoor cats) Want fuss Want play Am cold. Want cold turned off. Am shouting in the hope I get given something nice I have used my litter tray and it smells bad. Want it clean. I have a tummy ache (this is the hairball-prone one) Want you to follow me so I can show you something (often one of the above things. Never yet has it been little Timmy who has fallen down a well) Want to be with you (when shut out of, say, the bathroom) | |||
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"As you're all in here, can I get one of you to sort out my cat? She has been making the most horrible pleading noises for over two hours but I can't find anything wrong. Perhaps we could all leave the telephone box and I could leave her in there and get some sleep? Send her over and I'll babysit her for a bit. Fuss with my two usually means and one of the following: Low food Have food but want different food Low water Want to go outside (they're indoor cats) Want fuss Want play Am cold. Want cold turned off. Am shouting in the hope I get given something nice I have used my litter tray and it smells bad. Want it clean. I have a tummy ache (this is the hairball-prone one) Want you to follow me so I can show you something (often one of the above things. Never yet has it been little Timmy who has fallen down a well) Want to be with you (when shut out of, say, the bathroom)" You have been catnapping my cats!! Or my cats have got 2 homes miles apart! | |||
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"would you mind not standing on my feet? and whos elbow is that in my eye? ? " not my elbow | |||
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"Who finger is in my ass or is it a very thin dick " Sorry | |||
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"Why am I upside down " You said you liked it that way. | |||
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"Is there any change in the little tray? I can't quite reach to see as there are too many of you in here.No passionfruit took it for the condom machine, im getting claustrophobic now.....WHO FARTED?! " That's slanderous ..... I took it so I could get air fresher because of femme's flatulence | |||
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"Is there any change in the little tray? I can't quite reach to see as there are too many of you in here.No passionfruit took it for the condom machine, im getting claustrophobic now.....WHO FARTED?! That's slanderous ..... I took it so I could get air fresher because of femme's flatulence" lol....still smells pissy in ere..... | |||
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"Is there any change in the little tray? I can't quite reach to see as there are too many of you in here.No passionfruit took it for the condom machine, im getting claustrophobic now.....WHO FARTED?! That's slanderous ..... I took it so I could get air fresher because of femme's flatulencelol....still smells pissy in ere..... " Sorry, that was my cat She's really old. | |||
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"Is there any change in the little tray? I can't quite reach to see as there are too many of you in here.No passionfruit took it for the condom machine, im getting claustrophobic now.....WHO FARTED?! That's slanderous ..... I took it so I could get air fresher because of femme's flatulencelol....still smells pissy in ere..... Sorry, that was my cat She's really old." AWWWWW im sorry about your pussy | |||
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"Is there any change in the little tray? I can't quite reach to see as there are too many of you in here.No passionfruit took it for the condom machine, im getting claustrophobic now.....WHO FARTED?! That's slanderous ..... I took it so I could get air fresher because of femme's flatulencelol....still smells pissy in ere..... Sorry, that was my cat She's really old.AWWWWW im sorry about your pussy " a pissy pussy BT phone boxes ain't what they used to be. I'm telling busby and sid. lol, know I'm really showing my age, that weren't for the young uns. | |||
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"I shall just casually walk past .... Some places are best left to the imagination " Nah come in, plenty of room. This phone box is a blue police one. Loads of space inside, and if you need a doctor, no need to wait 3 years for an advance appointment lol Whhhooo whoo Whoooooooooo (that was such a poor attempt at the Doctor Who theme tune, someone pass me my jacket, I've been evicted from the phone box) Hey anyone seen 'Phone Booth', mind those f'ing bullets people .... | |||
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"I shall just casually walk past .... Some places are best left to the imagination Nah come in, plenty of room. This phone box is a blue police one. Loads of space inside, and if you need a doctor, no need to wait 3 years for an advance appointment lol Whhhooo whoo Whoooooooooo (that was such a poor attempt at the Doctor Who theme tune, someone pass me my jacket, I've been evicted from the phone box) Hey anyone seen 'Phone Booth', mind those f'ing bullets people ...." We can use the cat for those bullets. She's got nine (pissy) lives. | |||
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" Hey anyone seen 'Phone Booth', mind those f'ing bullets people ...." I warned you Colin "feckin" Farrell was in our midst 3 days ago but nobody listened to me. The cat is back on my head, think I'll try the upside down option again | |||
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"When we where kids we would go round a push cotten wool up the bit you got your change out of, then once a week we would go round and pull it out and get all the coins lol" You little bugger! *sniffs* naaaaaaaa it smells of something very iffy in here... | |||
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"When we where kids we would go round a push cotten wool up the bit you got your change out of, then once a week we would go round and pull it out and get all the coins lolYou little bugger! *sniffs* naaaaaaaa it smells of something very iffy in here... " Must be my cologne - Odour de Body | |||
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"Can anybody reach that ringing phone? I have one hand in between what feel like two well plumped pillows and the other is holding what I think is a wet hot dog. Ta" Erm, I don't think anyone went out for hot dogs | |||
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"When we where kids we would go round a push cotten wool up the bit you got your change out of, then once a week we would go round and pull it out and get all the coins lol" that's class! .... is it still 10p to make a call in this one ?? .. and you all best leave in a minute,my neighbour uses the number in this box to host her sex chat line ! ..then again maybe you should,all help ! | |||
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"is there room for another pussy? " *shoves cat 1 up an available orifice* Yes of course there is dear... | |||
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"is there room for another pussy? *shoves cat 1 up an available orifice* Yes of course there is dear... " Ffs you could have cut it's claws first!!! My arse is fooked now | |||
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"is there room for another pussy? *shoves cat 1 up an available orifice* Yes of course there is dear... Ffs you could have cut it's claws first!!! My arse is fooked now " nooooooo, would never cut or declaw my pussies paws. They keep their claws trim by clawing the bed or their giant pole (pole dancing) | |||
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"is there room for another pussy? *shoves cat 1 up an available orifice* Yes of course there is dear... Ffs you could have cut it's claws first!!! My arse is fooked now nooooooo, would never cut or declaw my pussies paws. They keep their claws trim by clawing the bed or their giant pole (pole dancing) " Well it's clawing the insides of my arse right now thanks to Ram | |||
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"Somebody order a Vindaloo Poppadums are optional " Yeah pass it over and extra chillis please | |||
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"I had to pop out and get some air. The forum listings currently reads: Dying for a Jaffa Cakes What time is... Woo Hoo I think we should see if we can get some of them there jaffa cakes and woo hoo." Quick, pass me that spliff | |||
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