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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know this may be a weird post. But I can't be the only one who still has wet dreams? Well we're supposed to grow(physically and mentally?) out of it as we turn adults. It's a fact, I googled it. I also make sound and the bed gets sticky. Unfortunately/fortunately every time it happens you don't want it to end. But you have to wake up and face the world.

I know you're thinking 'if he's asleep then how does he know he's making sounds(orgasmic)? I've been told.

Wet dreams do have their pros and cons. Cons, the washing machine is always on over time(tip? Buy the biggest machine you can fit). Pro? You burn a lot of energy(free work out) and..., it's really nice.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Shoot to thrill dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only had 1 before my first ever wank

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Wouldn’t it be awful if you found out later it wasn’t a proper wet dream but a horrid cheesy infection that made your piss all claggy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn’t it be awful if you found out later it wasn’t a proper wet dream but a horrid cheesy infection that made your piss all claggy? "

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Wouldn’t it be awful if you found out later it wasn’t a proper wet dream but a horrid cheesy infection that made your piss all claggy? "

You can sleep in the wet patch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wouldn’t it be awful if you found out later it wasn’t a proper wet dream but a horrid cheesy infection that made your piss all claggy?

You can sleep in the wet patch "

I sleep like a baby. When I was at university some silly students use to stay up late and set the fire alarm off. The bell was right outside my room. Yet I slept right through it. One of the girls said to me 'why didn't you come out last night'?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Wouldn’t it be awful if you found out later it wasn’t a proper wet dream but a horrid cheesy infection that made your piss all claggy?

You can sleep in the wet patch

I sleep like a baby. When I was at university some silly students use to stay up late and set the fire alarm off. The bell was right outside my room. Yet I slept right through it. One of the girls said to me 'why didn't you come out last night'? "

Did you say ‘cos I’m straight’?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wouldn’t it be awful if you found out later it wasn’t a proper wet dream but a horrid cheesy infection that made your piss all claggy?

You can sleep in the wet patch

I sleep like a baby. When I was at university some silly students use to stay up late and set the fire alarm off. The bell was right outside my room. Yet I slept right through it. One of the girls said to me 'why didn't you come out last night'?

Did you say ‘cos I’m straight’? "

Didn't need to hahaha

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