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Do you speak to insects

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

I am guilty of this I quite often say to a fly how did you get in here. Are you in my world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I high five bees at every given opportunity

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"No but I high five bees at every given opportunity "
good on you young man .

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Yes. I talk to all animals.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Yes. I talk to all animals. "
are you Dr Doolittle

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I am guilty of this I quite often say to a fly how did you get in here. Are you in my world "

Yes I asked a spider how he got in, before I shooed him out.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

No cause I have all my faculties about me

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By *ookie doughMan
over a year ago

leic

I once found a bumble bee looking worse for wear on the floor in my living room, I put some sugar on a tea spoon and joined him on the floor, we had a good old chat while he tucked into a delightful lunch, he eventually turned around and walked off, I picked him up and put him in the garden. Not to sure if he made it though

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"No cause I have all my faculties about me "
you say that Rex

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I once found a bumble bee looking worse for wear on the floor in my living room, I put some sugar on a tea spoon and joined him on the floor, we had a good old chat while he tucked into a delightful lunch, he eventually turned around and walked off, I picked him up and put him in the garden. Not to sure if he made it though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I am not called the Insect Whisperer for nothing

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"No cause I have all my faculties about me you say that Rex "

I talk to myself as it’s the only decent conversation I can have

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I will talk to anything that listens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have found that speaking to spiders helps curb my fear of them somewhat...

So long as I can still see them anyway.

I had one in my car whilst driving and I couldn't stop or pullover.

Told that Bitch a story and was chatting away, and it helped keep me calm enough to keep driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually a fuck right off before i try punch it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

It’s been known. I try not to do it out loud when in public.

Although it’s not odd people talk to their dogs & cats all the time.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'll tell wasps to get out.

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By *ifunlover69Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"I once found a bumble bee looking worse for wear on the floor in my living room, I put some sugar on a tea spoon and joined him on the floor, we had a good old chat while he tucked into a delightful lunch, he eventually turned around and walked off, I picked him up and put him in the garden. Not to sure if he made it though "

Almost certainly her, of course

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Thal

Yes specially spiders.

I ask what are you doing in here spiddie, you want get no grub mate, then send him on his way.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Yes I do. I speak to the foxes in our garden, the birds, in fact I talk to anything that's living including the trees and plants.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Yes, but I'm not unknown to talk to inanimate objects too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shout at wasps when they come into my kitchen. Does that count?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I shout at wasps when they come into my kitchen. Does that count?"
course it does just a raised voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I do. Usually spiders...'Oh noes Spoody, run before you get squished'

And I always ask him if I can before I pick him up, I even add please lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I do. Usually spiders...'Oh noes Spoody, run before you get squished'

And I always ask him if I can before I pick him up, I even add please lol "

And I trod on a Cecil (snail) once, I was horrified, I even apologised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I shout at them. If they sting me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We use to have a spider which we called Harry living with us and I would allow say good morning to him and asked if he had a good night sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We use to have a spider which we called Harry living with us and I would allow say good morning to him and asked if he had a good night sleep. "

Harry would be in his element in the flat I moved into last week, full of spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am guilty of this I quite often say to a fly how did you get in here. Are you in my world "

“Take that” when they get zapped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once found a bumble bee looking worse for wear on the floor in my living room, I put some sugar on a tea spoon and joined him on the floor, we had a good old chat while he tucked into a delightful lunch, he eventually turned around and walked off, I picked him up and put him in the garden. Not to sure if he made it though "

Are you still in touch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I speak to the blue tits at my window.

The spiders get told to fuck off as I kill them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spoke to a bee once & it told me to "buzz off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I generally scream at spiders “GET OUT OF MY HOUSE…..or at least out of sight”

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The only insect worth talking to is Apis Millifera, and they will reward you with the most delicious substance.

It is a symbiotic mutually beneficial relationship: you provide the board and lodgings all year round, rain or shine, and they worm themselves to death for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We use to have a spider which we called Harry living with us and I would allow say good morning to him and asked if he had a good night sleep.

Harry would be in his element in the flat I moved into last week, full of spiders "

By the sounds of it I am going to have come up with some more names.

What is a good name for a spider?

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By *ixi n DogCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

All the time. Usually 'get off my bastard plants' to aphids and vine weevils..

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By * U mineMan
over a year ago

Fun

Splat...my turf sucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why? What have they said?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We use to have a spider which we called Harry living with us and I would allow say good morning to him and asked if he had a good night sleep.

Harry would be in his element in the flat I moved into last week, full of spiders

By the sounds of it I am going to have come up with some more names.

What is a good name for a spider? "

All our spiders were called Boris, even before Boris J was born

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We use to have a spider which we called Harry living with us and I would allow say good morning to him and asked if he had a good night sleep.

Harry would be in his element in the flat I moved into last week, full of spiders

By the sounds of it I am going to have come up with some more names.

What is a good name for a spider? "

Legless

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By * U mineMan
over a year ago

Fun


"Why? What have they said?"

Zzzzzz or buzzzz.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

No

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By * U mineMan
over a year ago

Fun


"No"

You must be an insect whisper.

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By * U mineMan
over a year ago

Fun


"I speak to the blue tits at my window.

The spiders get told to fuck off as I kill them "

I speak to any tits, and kill spiders too.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"What is a good name for a spider? "

Ma last Border Collie was called Spider, and all ma house spiders are called Henry

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