FabSwingers.com forum: If you could, would you give yourself oral sex?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Obviously it would mean being very flexible... but I would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope

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By *lasgowguy64Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

google Bill Hicks + blowjobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope like others doing it too much

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Got a picture on the phone of a black fella sucking his tool.

The winner of Arica's got talent.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

The real question is would you have to beg yourself for it and if you couldn't would you play the guilt trip about not loving yourself enough

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

def nooooooo i hate pussy yukkkkk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does a bear shit in the woods?

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

I remember (and I think every honest male will tell the same tale) when i was younger trying to do this and nearly tying yourself in knots and doing yourself and injury in the process as to 99%of us its just not that possible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"does a bear shit in the woods?

If I was a bear I would be flexible enough, but afraid that my teeth would be too sharp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blowing your own trumpet

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

Just like cutting your own hair, there are some things you just shouldn't do yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, as I don't like going down on a woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG I'd never leave the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HELP! I'M STUCK!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

even that stopped after i got married.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Suckers!.......

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Suckers!.......

and no requirement for cuddling after,it's win win

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No, as I don't like going down on a woman!

Wear a strap on and suck yourself off!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

No, and the reason why is because i can suck both my nipples. I only do it for affect it does nothing for me so i dont think licking my own puss would either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would if I could

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Sticks head out his bunker ...... Nope..thats womens work ...ducks back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HELP! I'M STUCK!"

let,me give u a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course!What's wrong with self-gratification?

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By *BOSSMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

I'd develop a hunch back

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

No, not with my dodgy back.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I think the chiropractors would have to work overtime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear God, I haven't seen my penis in years, never mind got close enough to kiss it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course!

Can just about lick the tip lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well yeah, it would beat watching another episode of the one show so I'd go for it!

Now would I spit or swallow hmmm

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

No...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's face it we all would have tried it . A friend of mine a few years ago while attempting this manoeuvre slipped from the toilet he was sat on and wedged himself between the pan and the wall. He hurt his neck quite badly and he had to visit the hospital to have a neck brace fitted lol. He told everyone he dozed off while sat on the loo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

200 sit ups a day for years and no luck,then someone told me the secret..u need a bigger cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No more because its not possible.

Be careful though trying; I once read an article whilst on a coach about a gay man who tried to suck his own cock, he set up ropes and pulleys, to pull himself towards his cock so he could do just that, had a heart attack and died, cleaner found him in the morning still tied up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" No, not with my dodgy back.

Let me come and rub it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What d'ya mean.... If...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No,prefer others to do it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"200 sit ups a day for years and no luck,then someone told me the secret..u need a bigger cock."

There was a lad at my school who could, it was his party trick on rugby tours. He had a big cock and flexible back... lucky git!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Nope. I wouldn't be able to make myself cum as when I get close I'm incapable of coordinated movement!!!

So theres not a lot ot point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HELP! I'M STUCK!

let,me give u a hand

might need both hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"google Bill Hicks + blowjobs"

or Ron Jeremy blow job. Not that he can do it now of course.....

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