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I’ll tell you what’s a pain in the arse, Fabsters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That icing sugar they put on Jelly Babies to stop them all sticking together. White stains all over your clothes!

What else is a pain in the arse, either literally or metaphorically?

(25 bonus points for the first person to say “piles” )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In before any one says it anal can be sometimes ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Harold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prostate exams

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"That icing sugar they put on Jelly Babies to stop them all sticking together. White stains all over your clothes!

What else is a pain in the arse, either literally or metaphorically?

(25 bonus points for the first person to say “piles” )"

Yep.

Never eat them whilst waiting to board a flight in an airport.

"It's jelly baby dust" never seems to convince the guys at the security desk when you've accidentally got some on the end of your nose.....

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big Harold "

Ha ha emmm I want to at least try

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Not a fan of jelly babies, Dan, but I hear ya about icing sugar. Turkish Delight. 'nuff said x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a fan of jelly babies, Dan, but I hear ya about icing sugar. Turkish Delight. 'nuff said x"

Same principle my lovely isn’t it? Icing sugar makes a great anti-sweet-stick-togetherer, but a lousy “don’t get icing sugar dust all over the blimmin’ house”. I’m sure some of Elons 44 billion dollars could have gone to solving this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That icing sugar they put on Jelly Babies to stop them all sticking together. White stains all over your clothes!

What else is a pain in the arse, either literally or metaphorically?

(25 bonus points for the first person to say “piles” )

Yep.

Never eat them whilst waiting to board a flight in an airport.

"It's jelly baby dust" never seems to convince the guys at the security desk when you've accidentally got some on the end of your nose.....

A"

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

But without it I'd miss out on licking the packet clean after

And they'd be all stuck together like playdough 2 days after Xmas. A mess of colours.

Lick your fingers Dan. Or give them to me. The jellybabies not your fingers. Though if they're coated in icing sugar it's and almost definite they're going in my mouth

Cherry x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"But without it I'd miss out on licking the packet clean after

And they'd be all stuck together like playdough 2 days after Xmas. A mess of colours.

Lick your fingers Dan. Or give them to me. The jellybabies not your fingers. Though if they're coated in icing sugar it's and almost definite they're going in my mouth

Cherry x"

You're such a tart, Cherry xx

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"That icing sugar they put on Jelly Babies to stop them all sticking together. White stains all over your clothes!

What else is a pain in the arse, either literally or metaphorically?

(25 bonus points for the first person to say “piles” )

Yep.

Never eat them whilst waiting to board a flight in an airport.

"It's jelly baby dust" never seems to convince the guys at the security desk when you've accidentally got some on the end of your nose.....

A

"

That's exactly the face you pull when they whip the rubber glove out.

And then you're definitely in for a pain in the arse.......

A

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

Don't sneeze when eating a sherbert dip.....the kaylie(can't spell that word, but you know what I mean), goes everywhere xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But without it I'd miss out on licking the packet clean after

And they'd be all stuck together like playdough 2 days after Xmas. A mess of colours.

Lick your fingers Dan. Or give them to me. The jellybabies not your fingers. Though if they're coated in icing sugar it's and almost definite they're going in my mouth

Cherry x"

Can we do a deal where I give you the Jelly Babies AND my fingers? Kind of a win / win then where we both get something out of the transaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flake. You take the extra effort to eat it carefully and 2 hours later you still find a bastard chocolate stain on your t shirt or jeans

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Sitting on a thumb tack. That's a pain the arse.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Flake. You take the extra effort to eat it carefully and 2 hours later you still find a bastard chocolate stain on your t shirt or jeans "

Oh, you're eating it wrong!

I shall have to show you how to do it at the next MLS. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flake. You take the extra effort to eat it carefully and 2 hours later you still find a bastard chocolate stain on your t shirt or jeans

Oh, you're eating it wrong!

I shall have to show you how to do it at the next MLS. X"

There's a right way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken biscuits in the packet

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Why are you pouring Jelly Babies all over your clothes, BanDerks?

...y'know what, never mind. That's a fantastic image; as you were

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Flake. You take the extra effort to eat it carefully and 2 hours later you still find a bastard chocolate stain on your t shirt or jeans

Oh, you're eating it wrong!

I shall have to show you how to do it at the next MLS. X

There's a right way? "

You, me, a multipack & a quiet corner. I'll show you x

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Hot chilli sauce from a kebab down a white shirt. And your piles sting the next morning because of the chilli saucy casing a flaming arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flake. You take the extra effort to eat it carefully and 2 hours later you still find a bastard chocolate stain on your t shirt or jeans

Oh, you're eating it wrong!

I shall have to show you how to do it at the next MLS. X

There's a right way?

You, me, a multipack & a quiet corner. I'll show you x"

Oooh how tempting, I better not come out it covered in chocolate

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Flake. You take the extra effort to eat it carefully and 2 hours later you still find a bastard chocolate stain on your t shirt or jeans

Oh, you're eating it wrong!

I shall have to show you how to do it at the next MLS. X

There's a right way?

You, me, a multipack & a quiet corner. I'll show you x

Oooh how tempting, I better not come out it covered in chocolate "

As I said, I never waste a single crumb

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Flake. You take the extra effort to eat it carefully and 2 hours later you still find a bastard chocolate stain on your t shirt or jeans "

Do you remember the flake dipped? They were amazing and no crumbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piles

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Any packet of anything that has the corner that says "peel here" because it never bloody peels, just that corner bit comes off and then you have to get a knife to get into whatever you're trying to open.

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

Opening a tin of, say, baked beans, pulling the lid off nice n' easy, then struggling with the last bit and splashing yourself with sauce.

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