FabSwingers.com forum: Where do you stand on Bouncy castles ?

By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

We take your answers very seriously

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Right in the centre for the full bounce effect

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

In the middle, for maximum bounce

LvM

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

At the back watching the big boobies bounce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opposite the really fat guy and hope for the highest bounce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at the side so i dont get sick and

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

At the side making all the wallflowers bounce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the back, with a pocket knife

as I’m a Kill Joy

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

If you choose to rent one, be especially careful that it is tied down very well.

Several children have been killed in recent years, by unskilled rentors who failed to secure them to the ground.

Otherwise, great fun; a fantastic addition to any party and a long-lasting talking point in decades to come.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"At the back, with a pocket knife

as I’m a Kill Joy

You don't have to go all Psycho... there's an off switch y'know

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exhausting more slumped in a corner after trying to flip it than standing

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By *orkcoastguyMan
over a year ago

Bridlington.

Sat back perving at the glimpses of nice views......

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

In front of it holding the shoes

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Pulling the plug on the generator that keeps it inflated. Doing my bit to save the planet. Plus I'm a spoilsport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the back, with a pocket knife

as I’m a Kill Joy

Lmfao that really made me chuckle Kylie!

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

By a corner ready to leg drop the annoying child.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

At the highest point for maximum velocity & propulsion of others...

Don't put a bouncy castle up & expect me not to go fucking crazy....

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

On the mat at the front. Think I'd piss myself if I got on a bouncy castle these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oil them up, get naked

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

As a kid, be "cool" climb up and sit on the sides

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ummmmmmm can someone help me get my chair on it? Then I'll take over

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

If I put a kangaroo in a bouncy castle, do they cancel each other out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the mat, charging everyone £1 to get on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting at the front armed with lollipops, magic cream and cold compresses for all the booboos

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

At the front ready to jump off for the loo

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I don't stand I bounce until I fall out of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the front ready to jump off for the loo"

Be careful jumping, step off carefully before you fall...no head bumps today it's too much paperwork

Guys can we not jump off the castle please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the children getting in my way.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Dangerous things! They only encourage adults who have had a drink or two to show off in front of their friends and family and end up going too far and dislocating their shoulder. Don't ask me how I know!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I don't, my pelvic floor doesn't like them

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Definitely in the Center

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I never really get an option, physics kinds of takes over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't, my pelvic floor doesn't like them

Gets ready with a mop and wet floor sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyeshot of the grill because those burgers aren’t going flip themselves. Don’t get me started on side boob

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"At the back, with a pocket knife

as I’m a Kill Joy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Near the edge ..with socks on

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Add washing up liquid and gin

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Falling into the sides, and struggling to stand up again

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"At the back, with a pocket knife

as I’m a Kill Joy

You don't have to go all Psycho... there's an off switch y'know

LvM"

Yeah, but do the kids?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the middle, wearing golf shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the bar .. Beat the rush

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