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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Has anyone had this procedure? If so I only want good stories, no horrors please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to have to Google this OP

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Please do. I did and wished I hadn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to discount the need for google

A vitrectomy is a type of eye surgery to treat various problems with the retina and vitreous. During the surgery, your surgeon removes the vitreous and replaces it with another solution. The vitreous is a gel-like substance that fills the middle portion of your eye. 

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to discount the need for google

A vitrectomy is a type of eye surgery to treat various problems with the retina and vitreous. During the surgery, your surgeon removes the vitreous and replaces it with another solution. The vitreous is a gel-like substance that fills the middle portion of your eye. 

Your welcome

"

i think its the oozing bit that they eat on im a celeb when you hear a pop

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I have had an eye op where my eyelid could not be closed and i saw the needle close to my eyeball, but never this vitreoctomy thing. Sounds awful.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have had an eye op where my eyelid could not be closed and i saw the needle close to my eyeball, but never this vitreoctomy thing. Sounds awful. "

No, no it doesn't Barry it sounds as if it will be a very easy thing to endure... doesn't it

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Just to discount the need for google

A vitrectomy is a type of eye surgery to treat various problems with the retina and vitreous. During the surgery, your surgeon removes the vitreous and replaces it with another solution. The vitreous is a gel-like substance that fills the middle portion of your eye. 

Your welcome

i think its the oozing bit that they eat on im a celeb when you hear a pop "

Cheese and rice! I was hoping for helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to discount the need for google

A vitrectomy is a type of eye surgery to treat various problems with the retina and vitreous. During the surgery, your surgeon removes the vitreous and replaces it with another solution. The vitreous is a gel-like substance that fills the middle portion of your eye. 

Your welcome

i think its the oozing bit that they eat on im a celeb when you hear a pop

Cheese and rice! I was hoping for helpful "

you laughed first if its in your future you have all the sympathy in the universe

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Just to discount the need for google

A vitrectomy is a type of eye surgery to treat various problems with the retina and vitreous. During the surgery, your surgeon removes the vitreous and replaces it with another solution. The vitreous is a gel-like substance that fills the middle portion of your eye. 

Your welcome

i think its the oozing bit that they eat on im a celeb when you hear a pop

Cheese and rice! I was hoping for helpful you laughed first if its in your future you have all the sympathy in the universe "

It is in my future .

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm still laughing though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to discount the need for google

A vitrectomy is a type of eye surgery to treat various problems with the retina and vitreous. During the surgery, your surgeon removes the vitreous and replaces it with another solution. The vitreous is a gel-like substance that fills the middle portion of your eye. 

Your welcome

i think its the oozing bit that they eat on im a celeb when you hear a pop

Cheese and rice! I was hoping for helpful you laughed first if its in your future you have all the sympathy in the universe

It is in my future ."

shit im proper cringing id sooner lick a public toilet than have this done

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By *oodturner69Man
over a year ago

coventry

Had mine done 35 year ago

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Just to discount the need for google

A vitrectomy is a type of eye surgery to treat various problems with the retina and vitreous. During the surgery, your surgeon removes the vitreous and replaces it with another solution. The vitreous is a gel-like substance that fills the middle portion of your eye. 

Your welcome

i think its the oozing bit that they eat on im a celeb when you hear a pop

Cheese and rice! I was hoping for helpful you laughed first if its in your future you have all the sympathy in the universe

It is in my future .shit im proper cringing id sooner lick a public toilet than have this done "

Yes well licking a public toilet was not an option offered to me by the very nice surgeon.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Had mine done 35 year ago"

And was it successful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to discount the need for google

A vitrectomy is a type of eye surgery to treat various problems with the retina and vitreous. During the surgery, your surgeon removes the vitreous and replaces it with another solution. The vitreous is a gel-like substance that fills the middle portion of your eye. 

Your welcome

i think its the oozing bit that they eat on im a celeb when you hear a pop

Cheese and rice! I was hoping for helpful you laughed first if its in your future you have all the sympathy in the universe

It is in my future .shit im proper cringing id sooner lick a public toilet than have this done

Yes well licking a public toilet was not an option offered to me by the very nice surgeon.

"

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"I have had an eye op where my eyelid could not be closed and i saw the needle close to my eyeball, but never this vitreoctomy thing. Sounds awful.

No, no it doesn't Barry it sounds as if it will be a very easy thing to endure... doesn't it "

Yes, definitely. I am sure it will be completely fine. When you wake up.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have had an eye op where my eyelid could not be closed and i saw the needle close to my eyeball, but never this vitreoctomy thing. Sounds awful.

No, no it doesn't Barry it sounds as if it will be a very easy thing to endure... doesn't it

Yes, definitely. I am sure it will be completely fine. When you wake up. "

They will be doing it under local anaesthetic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 27/04/22 13:55:35]"
should have done the face maybe instead tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The advancements in eye surgery will mean that this is a routine minor operation so you have nothing to worry about. Look into recovery and see how you can accelerate that

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"[Removed by poster at 27/04/22 13:55:35] should have done the face maybe instead tho "

Any face you like you can be sure they'll be nothing like my face when it's being done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 27/04/22 13:55:35] should have done the face maybe instead tho

Any face you like you can be sure they'll be nothing like my face when it's being done "

id be in an mask so your braver than me

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"The advancements in eye surgery will mean that this is a routine minor operation so you have nothing to worry about. Look into recovery and see how you can accelerate that"

You're right of course .

I think recovery will involve pirate impressions until people grow weary of me and a lot of playing the sympathy card

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"[Removed by poster at 27/04/22 13:55:35] should have done the face maybe instead tho

Any face you like you can be sure they'll be nothing like my face when it's being done id be in an mask so your braver than me "

The thing is it's got to be done. Apparently it takes an hour, there are 24 in a day so it's a fraction of that time.

I have to say that joking about it actually makes me feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The advancements in eye surgery will mean that this is a routine minor operation so you have nothing to worry about. Look into recovery and see how you can accelerate that

You're right of course .

I think recovery will involve pirate impressions until people grow weary of me and a lot of playing the sympathy card "

Please don’t start me on pirate jokes

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"The advancements in eye surgery will mean that this is a routine minor operation so you have nothing to worry about. Look into recovery and see how you can accelerate that

You're right of course .

I think recovery will involve pirate impressions until people grow weary of me and a lot of playing the sympathy card

Please don’t start me on pirate jokes "

Ooo arrr. Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll be fine OP, won't feel a thing and it has a 99.999999% success rate*

*I have absolutely no evidence to support any of these assertions but hey, if facts and evidence were required for Fab assertions the forums would be very boring.

I'm sure you'll be fine and you'll face it with your usual considered manner.

X

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 27/04/22 13:55:35] should have done the face maybe instead tho

Any face you like you can be sure they'll be nothing like my face when it's being done id be in an mask so your braver than me

The thing is it's got to be done. Apparently it takes an hour, there are 24 in a day so it's a fraction of that time.

I have to say that joking about it actually makes me feel better "

good get one of the fabbers to get you a sexy studded patch for after then

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"You'll be fine OP, won't feel a thing and it has a 99.999999% success rate*

*I have absolutely no evidence to support any of these assertions but hey, if facts and evidence were required for Fab assertions the forums would be very boring.

I'm sure you'll be fine and you'll face it with your usual considered manner.

X

Mr"

I'm sure I'll be fine too. Considering the fuss I make if I accidentally poke my eye with my mascara brush I'll be a dre patient

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

*dream

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"[Removed by poster at 27/04/22 13:55:35] should have done the face maybe instead tho

Any face you like you can be sure they'll be nothing like my face when it's being done id be in an mask so your braver than me

The thing is it's got to be done. Apparently it takes an hour, there are 24 in a day so it's a fraction of that time.

I have to say that joking about it actually makes me feel better good get one of the fabbers to get you a sexy studded patch for after then "

Gabrielle tribute act!

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"I have had an eye op where my eyelid could not be closed and i saw the needle close to my eyeball, but never this vitreoctomy thing. Sounds awful.

No, no it doesn't Barry it sounds as if it will be a very easy thing to endure... doesn't it

Yes, definitely. I am sure it will be completely fine. When you wake up.

They will be doing it under local anaesthetic. "

Hugs.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have had an eye op where my eyelid could not be closed and i saw the needle close to my eyeball, but never this vitreoctomy thing. Sounds awful.

No, no it doesn't Barry it sounds as if it will be a very easy thing to endure... doesn't it

Yes, definitely. I am sure it will be completely fine. When you wake up.

They will be doing it under local anaesthetic.

Hugs. "

Ah thank you.

I'm a grown up woman now I can cope with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 27/04/22 13:55:35] should have done the face maybe instead tho

Any face you like you can be sure they'll be nothing like my face when it's being done id be in an mask so your braver than me

The thing is it's got to be done. Apparently it takes an hour, there are 24 in a day so it's a fraction of that time.

I have to say that joking about it actually makes me feel better good get one of the fabbers to get you a sexy studded patch for after then

Gabrielle tribute act! "

well thats your nick name now its easier to say than patches ohoolahan

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"[Removed by poster at 27/04/22 13:55:35] should have done the face maybe instead tho

Any face you like you can be sure they'll be nothing like my face when it's being done id be in an mask so your braver than me

The thing is it's got to be done. Apparently it takes an hour, there are 24 in a day so it's a fraction of that time.

I have to say that joking about it actually makes me feel better good get one of the fabbers to get you a sexy studded patch for after then

Gabrielle tribute act! well thats your nick name now its easier to say than patches ohoolahan "

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