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It's World Tapir Day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tapirs look a little like pigs or anteaters, but they’re related to horses and rhinos. These interesting animals have been around for millions of years. Their fossils have been found all over the world, but today tapirs live in only a few places. Baird’s tapir lives in Mexico and Central America. The Brazilian tapir lives in the rain forests of Brazil. Mountain tapirs live in the cold mountain areas of Northern South America, while the Malayan tapir lives in Asia.

Happy World Tapir Day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Brazilian tapir lives in the rain forests of Brazil."

One of the Tapir's sold the biggest Rosewood in the Amazon for a lot of money the other day Jim.

It's all part of life's rich Tapir's tree.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He's prime. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's prime. ^"

Your reply qualifies for FREE delivery in the UK!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's prime. ^

Your reply qualifies for FREE delivery in the UK!"

Hahahaha. *honk honk*

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"The Brazilian tapir lives in the rain forests of Brazil.

One of the Tapir's sold the biggest Rosewood in the Amazon for a lot of money the other day Jim.

It's all part of life's rich Tapir's tree."

Did you make that up yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Brazilian tapir lives in the rain forests of Brazil.

One of the Tapir's sold the biggest Rosewood in the Amazon for a lot of money the other day Jim.

It's all part of life's rich Tapir's tree.

Did you make that up yourself?"

No one else would have sadly.

*honk honk*

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"The Brazilian tapir lives in the rain forests of Brazil.

One of the Tapir's sold the biggest Rosewood in the Amazon for a lot of money the other day Jim.

It's all part of life's rich Tapir's tree.

Did you make that up yourself?

No one else would have sadly.

*honk honk*"

Very good. Well done for this time in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tapirs are among the most primitive mammals on Earth, having changed very little over the past 20 million years or so. The first fossil evidence of tapirs dates back to the Early Oligocene Epoch.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

This is a low thread moment.

Are we Tapir-ing to the end?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is a low thread moment.

Are we Tapir-ing to the end? "

Are your jeans tapired?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Lard from a tapir does not solidify

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lard from a tapir does not solidify "

They leave a tapir trail.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Jim, will you make me a mix-tapir?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, will you make me a mix-tapir? "

Yes, with some Tiny Tapir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim, will you make me a mix-tapir?

Yes, with some Tiny Tapir. "

Tapir for exclusive content

*honk honk*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look out you may get tapir worms

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Bloody love a tapir! They are living life their way and giving no fucks.

Mrs TMN x

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