FabSwingers.com forum: Toothpaste

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you a squeeze from the bottom or squeeze from the middle and leave it all shapes kind of person?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

However is more convenient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a squeeze from the bottom or squeeze from the middle and leave it all shapes kind of person?"

From the bottom! Always the bottom

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By *ookie doughMan
over a year ago

leic

From the bottom, top squeezers drive me crazy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The bottom. I wasn't raised in a barn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im glad everyone is normal. Drives me insane when my partner squeezes from the top!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rage when my little person squeezes the tube from the middle - why oh why is it so difficult to squeeze from the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a middle squeezer

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"I'm a middle squeezer

You heathen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a middle squeezer

You heathen!

It's OK though because my husband-to-be is also a middle squeezer so we are perfectly matched.

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

Definitely go for the bottom!

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

My toothpaste almost pours out.

You sometimes squeeze the middle but it pops back into shape (like pearl drops used to )

I would be a bottom squeezer given a more conventional tube.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I rage when my little person squeezes the tube from the middle - why oh why is it so difficult to squeeze from the bottom

^^^This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll from the bottom

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

When the tubes were made of metal it made a difference but with the new article tubes it doesn't really matter.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Definitely go for the bottom!

You're talking about toothpaste?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Wherever the fuck I feel like it at the time. It's only ever me that has to rectify whatever tube chaos I create so I live a little and rebel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just squeeze, no format or order to it at all. Does that mean something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the time from the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle then bottom up

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m a bottom squeezer..

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

The top, actually anywhere.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Bottom.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I pump mine

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

From the middle

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Are there no pumpers here ? Am I pumping on my own ?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I’m a bottom squeezer

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Are there no pumpers here ? Am I pumping on my own ?"

I do

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Are there no pumpers here ? Am I pumping on my own ?

I do

I'll think of you next time I pump

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Are there no pumpers here ? Am I pumping on my own ?

I do

Do you require help with your pumping?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Are there no pumpers here ? Am I pumping on my own ?

I do

Do you require help with your pumping?

Well sometimes it gets sticky

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I just squeeze, no format or order to it at all. Does that mean something?"

I think it just means you simply don't give a shit (until the tube is almost empty and every squirt is a fucking battle of wills.....just me?)

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Bottom, any other way is just irritating.

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Always from the bottom, of course. Do you take me for some kind of heathen!?

Also, side-question from the topic; what are the best toothpastes? Do any that have the fluoride content in them all work exactly the same? Or do these whitening toothpastes really make a difference? Marketing gimmick, or real science...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always from the bottom, of course. Do you take me for some kind of heathen!?

Whitening toothpastes are generally more abrasive so id avoid those unless you like scratching your enamel everytime you brush. Mostly a gimmick. If you notice they are a dark shade of blue then when you brush with it of course it will make your teeth look whiter. If you want white teeth go to the dentist and try home whitening

hope that helped

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Always from the bottom, of course. Do you take me for some kind of heathen!?

I am a marketing dream ,I use a double fluoride, extra whitening,gum rejuvenating and enamel care toothpaste and pay for the privilege. It is probably the same as the ones much cheaper but I do feel like my teeth stay cleaner for longer and are shinier,they probably are not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottom up

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"Whitening toothpastes are generally more abrasive so id avoid those unless you like scratching your enamel everytime you brush. Mostly a gimmick. If you notice they are a dark shade of blue then when you brush with it of course it will make your teeth look whiter. If you want white teeth go to the dentist and try home whitening

hope that helped"

Yeah I noticed that own brand supermarket paste has exactly the same amount of fluoride in it as the expensive brands like Colgate, Oral B, etc. So basically we should all just save our money and buy own brand toothpaste, and get just as white a smile?

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"I am a marketing dream ,I use a double fluoride, extra whitening,gum rejuvenating and enamel care toothpaste and pay for the privilege. It is probably the same as the ones much cheaper but I do feel like my teeth stay cleaner for longer and are shinier,they probably are not

Double fluoride, you say...?

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By *utureProofMan
over a year ago

London

From the bottom up, but I'm probably guilty of an occasional middle squeeze. Nobody's perfect, right?

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

Double fluoride, you say...?

I'm not a single measures type of girl x

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"From the bottom up, but I'm probably guilty of an occasional middle squeeze. Nobody's perfect, right?

This is why I have separate toothpaste for my guests

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Bottom

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"Definitely go for the bottom!

You're talking about toothpaste? "

Yes….and no!

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"Bottom up

…..face down? My kinda girl!

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"I’m a bottom squeezer..

Perfect, looking forward you you wrapping you fingers round my tube too!

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I just squeeze, no format or order to it at all. Does that mean something?

I think it just means you simply don't give a shit (until the tube is almost empty and every squirt is a fucking battle of wills.....just me?)"

That made me laugh and probably resonates too.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Got to squeeze it up get every last smidge up to the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anywhere until you get to the end then from the bottom to the top.

I wonder why these things are not better, the amount of plastic going to waste must be enormous. Is there not a way it could be put in a recyclable pot and you dip/dab your brush on the paste , seems are better solution to minimise waste.

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