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By *ate_B OP   Man
over a year ago

London

It didn’t occur to me how stressed I get behind the wheel until my sister noticed my profane use of language. She found it funny and noted she’s not use to me cursing often.

What causes you to utter words that’ll have Jesus weep?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Normally any thread in the politics section on here...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You haven't met me have you.

Honestly, just waking up in the morning. My language is fucking foul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People talking utter guff because they don't have the baws to say what they really think.

And people I see in shops or queues who are inpatient and rude to the elderly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make my youngest fall to bits belly laughing with my over the top raging

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Work does nothing more nothing less something to do with the areas I work now doubt ....you can't fix stupid ...lol

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"You haven't met me have you.

Honestly, just waking up in the morning. My language is fucking foul. "

I’m particularly fond of your use of the word c*nt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make my youngest fall to bits belly laughing with my over the top raging "

I just embarass mine. 14yr old son nearly put himself up for adoption after I unleashed a tirade of expletives at a group of teenage boys who threw a snowball and hit my car. Threatening to loose my size 6 up their arsehole possibly was taking it too far.

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Fucking breathing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Normally any thread in the politics section on here..."

Haha

Me - football. my Neighbours like to remind me of how they know what happened.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"It didn’t occur to me how stressed I get behind the wheel until my sister noticed my profane use of language. She found it funny and noted she’s not use to me cursing often.

What causes you to utter words that’ll have Jesus weep?

"

General fuckwittery, lack of coffee first thing in the morning, idiots on the road, mindless stupidity in others, intolerance from those who should know better, people lacking in empathy for those less fortunate....and anyone who states that Boris Johnson is a decent human being.

A

*and religious bigots who claim they are right and every other believer in a differing sky fairy is wrong

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By *ate_B OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Normally any thread in the politics section on here..."

Yep, that’s one section I don’t fuck with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make my youngest fall to bits belly laughing with my over the top raging

I just embarass mine. 14yr old son nearly put himself up for adoption after I unleashed a tirade of expletives at a group of teenage boys who threw a snowball and hit my car. Threatening to loose my size 6 up their arsehole possibly was taking it too far."

Nope that sounds like the correct distance. As well as being funny

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"It didn’t occur to me how stressed I get behind the wheel until my sister noticed my profane use of language. She found it funny and noted she’s not use to me cursing often.

What causes you to utter words that’ll have Jesus weep?

"

People.

"Colleagues".

The covid thread on here.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Work does nothing more nothing less something to do with the areas I work now doubt ....you can't fix stupid ...lol"

But you can muffle it with duct tape

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By *ate_B OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Normally any thread in the politics section on here...

Haha

Me - football. my Neighbours like to remind me of how they know what happened. "

When Arsenal lost to Man Utd by THAT infamous score, I blanked out football for a month lol

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By *ate_B OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You haven't met me have you.

Honestly, just waking up in the morning. My language is fucking foul. "

This topic was made for you

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"You haven't met me have you.

Honestly, just waking up in the morning. My language is fucking foul. "

Same. Usually starts with the alarm going off and saying "For fuck's sake, not this shit again"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Normally any thread in the politics section on here...

Haha

Me - football. my Neighbours like to remind me of how they know what happened.

When Arsenal lost to Man Utd by THAT infamous score, I blanked out football for a month lol"

Haha. I follow United, I currently have created NEW swear words.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You haven't met me have you.

Honestly, just waking up in the morning. My language is fucking foul.

This topic was made for you "

It's my cunting soul mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You haven't met me have you.

Honestly, just waking up in the morning. My language is fucking foul.

This topic was made for you

It's my cunting soul mate "

I feel akin.

I was dragged up in SE London. We use the word fuck as punctuation. The use of the word cunt is encouraged and accordingly applied liberally to all and sundry objects both living and inanimate.

This can come with setbacks. Someone I'd only just met in the pub called me a cunt once. I though "who's this cunt think he is calling me a cunt I barely know him. I ought to have a strong word otherwise he'll think I'm the sort of cunt that he can just go around treating like a cunt".

Just as I was pondering these thoughts over a split second my pal, quick as a flash, put his arm round me and said to the bloke "oi! He might be a cunt, but he's my bloody cunt alright".

Here endeth the lesson. I hope that clears things up.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You haven't met me have you.

Honestly, just waking up in the morning. My language is fucking foul.

This topic was made for you

It's my cunting soul mate

I feel akin.

I was dragged up in SE London. We use the word fuck as punctuation. The use of the word cunt is encouraged and accordingly applied liberally to all and sundry objects both living and inanimate.

This can come with setbacks. Someone I'd only just met in the pub called me a cunt once. I though "who's this cunt think he is calling me a cunt I barely know him. I ought to have a strong word otherwise he'll think I'm the sort of cunt that he can just go around treating like a cunt".

Just as I was pondering these thoughts over a split second my pal, quick as a flash, put his arm round me and said to the bloke "oi! He might be a cunt, but he's my bloody cunt alright".

Here endeth the lesson. I hope that clears things up."

I'm Romford born n bred (Dagenham end mind, like, if I crossed the road outside my house I'm in Nam) Used to go up the Roman Road Market with my nan. I totally relate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You haven't met me have you.

Honestly, just waking up in the morning. My language is fucking foul.

This topic was made for you

It's my cunting soul mate

I feel akin.

I was dragged up in SE London. We use the word fuck as punctuation. The use of the word cunt is encouraged and accordingly applied liberally to all and sundry objects both living and inanimate.

This can come with setbacks. Someone I'd only just met in the pub called me a cunt once. I though "who's this cunt think he is calling me a cunt I barely know him. I ought to have a strong word otherwise he'll think I'm the sort of cunt that he can just go around treating like a cunt".

Just as I was pondering these thoughts over a split second my pal, quick as a flash, put his arm round me and said to the bloke "oi! He might be a cunt, but he's my bloody cunt alright".

Here endeth the lesson. I hope that clears things up.

I'm Romford born n bred (Dagenham end mind, like, if I crossed the road outside my house I'm in Nam) Used to go up the Roman Road Market with my nan. I totally relate "

Not far as the Crow flies...

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Driving

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"What causes you to utter words that’ll have Jesus weep?

"

Tony when on a meet and he feels the guys cock heading for his ass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's driving for me, catch myself on many an occasion asking "what the fuck is this prick doing?" Or similar, only to hear a little voice behind me asking "did you just say the f word?"

Also, simple things that don't work or haven't been done properly. Like a door that won't catch and keeps coming open, or people cutting corners because it suits them at that particular moment, but fucks the next person up who's unlucky enough to do work there afterwards.

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By *ate_B OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You haven't met me have you.

Honestly, just waking up in the morning. My language is fucking foul.

This topic was made for you

It's my cunting soul mate

I feel akin.

I was dragged up in SE London. We use the word fuck as punctuation. The use of the word cunt is encouraged and accordingly applied liberally to all and sundry objects both living and inanimate.

This can come with setbacks. Someone I'd only just met in the pub called me a cunt once. I though "who's this cunt think he is calling me a cunt I barely know him. I ought to have a strong word otherwise he'll think I'm the sort of cunt that he can just go around treating like a cunt".

Just as I was pondering these thoughts over a split second my pal, quick as a flash, put his arm round me and said to the bloke "oi! He might be a cunt, but he's my bloody cunt alright".

Here endeth the lesson. I hope that clears things up."

I flippin’ adore this story, this reminds me of my days working on construction sites. We called each other cunts and slags regularly and always with a smile. If there was no cursing one of us was having a bad day.

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By *ate_B OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"What causes you to utter words that’ll have Jesus weep?

Tony when on a meet and he feels the guys cock heading for his ass lol "

Forgive him Tony. It’s what Jesus would do

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Normally any thread in the politics section on here...

Haha

Me - football. my Neighbours like to remind me of how they know what happened.

When Arsenal lost to Man Utd by THAT infamous score, I blanked out football for a month lol"

Which infamous score was that?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

My neighbours and their fuckin irresponsible and ignofuckinrant parking in the street.

This is getting to the silly season at work and over the years I realise I sweat more at this time than I do at any other time.

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By *ate_B OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Normally any thread in the politics section on here...

Haha

Me - football. my Neighbours like to remind me of how they know what happened.

When Arsenal lost to Man Utd by THAT infamous score, I blanked out football for a month lol

Which infamous score was that? "

Ahh don’t start with that shit lol. It has it’s own bloody Wikipedia page

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