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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wat is the most dirtiest nastiest thing you've ever done!?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a shit in a bush because I was skiving school and couldn’t go to a toilet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a shit in a bush because I was skiving school and couldn’t go to a toilet "

Ahaaaa brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubbed a customers tooth brush on my helmet as they wasted 4 hours of my time on purpose

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Rubbed a customers tooth brush on my helmet as they wasted 4 hours of my time on purpose "

What job did you have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rubbed a customers tooth brush on my helmet as they wasted 4 hours of my time on purpose "

I hope you’re a plumber or a male escort otherwise I have no idea how you’d get near a customers toothbrush.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rubbed a customers tooth brush on my helmet as they wasted 4 hours of my time on purpose "

Did it taste cheesey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rubbed a customers tooth brush on my helmet as they wasted 4 hours of my time on purpose

What job did you have?"
bounty hunter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rubbed a customers tooth brush on my helmet as they wasted 4 hours of my time on purpose

Did it taste cheesey "
i didnt try it out

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

One of my exs for 6 years, I still get flashbacks now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used my ex's mother's toothbrush to clean round the taps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What might be right for you may not be right for some.

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe


"I used my ex's mother's toothbrush to clean round the taps "

Everyone has done that,don't worry xx

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell


"I used my ex's mother's toothbrush to clean round the taps "

Ex-mother

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

I fear to say. The memory makes me nearly throw up.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Never keep your toothbrush where enemies can get at it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used my ex's mother's toothbrush to clean round the taps

Ex-mother "

That's what I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farted in a jar, put the lid on and asked someone if they thought the inside smelt funny The person was an idiot and a nieve one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used my ex's mother's toothbrush to clean round the taps

Ex-mother

That's what I thought "

She was a pain in the ass to him

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I once spanked someone on their bare bottom

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"I once spanked someone on their bare bottom "

Only once?

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got the ex wife so focused on the house in the divorce she completely ignored going after my pensions ... add to that her agreement to a clean break, it was win win

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fear to say. The memory makes me nearly throw up. "

Tell us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got the ex wife so focused on the house in the divorce she completely ignored going after my pensions ... add to that her agreement to a clean break, it was win win "

Deffo win win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rubbed a customers tooth brush on my helmet as they wasted 4 hours of my time on purpose "

Ouch

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Rubbed a customers tooth brush on my helmet as they wasted 4 hours of my time on purpose "

Some people would probably want to use that toothbrush for kinky reasons

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By *oJo pornstarMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

When i was in the merchant navy i always got on great with my Captain's and showed them the respect their position deserved, except for one, a certain Master lunnyberg (Lundburg) he was quite a c¥nt to put it mildly, this man had been a skipper for far to many years and the power had gone to his head to the point where he'd lost touch with reality and was now a liability and a bully as well as a horrible human being to be around.

Capt lunnyberg had a hobby of home made pickeling various food stuff and bringing them on to the ship in 5 litre plastic tubs. He had dozens of these tubs in preparation for our 6 month tour to the far east and back, only he would eat them as no one else would trust the man.

I think i was around 20 years old at the time and had the idea of helping capt tw@t out with his recipes, so i would sneak in to his day room where he stored these tubs, pour some of the pickle vinegar out and replace with pure British sailors navy piss straight from my bladder. I always made a note of witch jar had succomb to my broth untill all his pickle jars were sufficiently tangy.

I then had the pleasure of watching this imp stuff his arrogant face with his onions, cucumber, asparagus, peppers and whatever else he put in them jars. The rest of the crew were board shitless listening to his tales of how great his pickle recipes were, but not me, id listen intently to his tales of pickle superstardom.

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)


"I fear to say. The memory makes me nearly throw up.

Tell us "

I won’t go into specifics but it involved a rimming chair which I sat on, and the person under me….err….wanting to eat more than just my ass…

I was a bit traumatised and nearly threw up whenever I thought about it for 2-3 weeks afterwards. I don’t know why I thought I’d enjoy it but it was a slow build up to that occasion. I learnt that sometimes it isn’t good to try new things just once.

They had a lot of veris on here and clearly had one or two regulars indulging their kink.

I would add the sick emoji but I don’t know how!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fear to say. The memory makes me nearly throw up.

Tell us

I won’t go into specifics but it involved a rimming chair which I sat on, and the person under me….err….wanting to eat more than just my ass…

I was a bit traumatised and nearly threw up whenever I thought about it for 2-3 weeks afterwards. I don’t know why I thought I’d enjoy it but it was a slow build up to that occasion. I learnt that sometimes it isn’t good to try new things just once.

They had a lot of veris on here and clearly had one or two regulars indulging their kink.

I would add the sick emoji but I don’t know how!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fear to say. The memory makes me nearly throw up.

Tell us

I won’t go into specifics but it involved a rimming chair which I sat on, and the person under me….err….wanting to eat more than just my ass…

I was a bit traumatised and nearly threw up whenever I thought about it for 2-3 weeks afterwards. I don’t know why I thought I’d enjoy it but it was a slow build up to that occasion. I learnt that sometimes it isn’t good to try new things just once.

They had a lot of veris on here and clearly had one or two regulars indulging their kink.

I would add the sick emoji but I don’t know how!"

Ohhh nooooo

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