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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Surely that's a good thing, right?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I like the similar (albeit wholly more vulgar) saying: ‘All fart and no shit.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as they can't speak...perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if mars attacked

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Surely that's a good thing, right? "

You've clearly never seen me with no trousers.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Surely that's a good thing, right? "
wait, what

I'm confused here, lol

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I like the similar (albeit wholly more vulgar) saying: ‘All fart and no shit.’ "

See... that's more apt for people having a row...

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Surely that's a good thing, right? wait, what

I'm confused here, lol"

and while your at it,, wtf is a Tracker Mortgage??

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As long as they can't speak...perfect. "

I dunno... I kinda like when some of them do

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Depends if mars attacked "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Surely that's a good thing, right?

You've clearly never seen me with no trousers."

Erm... you've seen your profile pic, right?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Surely that's a good thing, right? wait, what

I'm confused here, lol and while your at it,, wtf is a Tracker Mortgage?? "

I have no clue...

All mouth and no trousers.

Exactly how I want you

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

It is my favourite thing

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By *reezulMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Where the power of tongue comes to it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My favourite position

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Surely that's a good thing, right? wait, what

I'm confused here, lol and while your at it,, wtf is a Tracker Mortgage??

I have no clue...

All mouth and no trousers.

Exactly how I want you "

I would have thought that how you would be waiting for me to arrive, but your ways works 2,

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It is my favourite thing "

^^she gets it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds hot. I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Where the power of tongue comes to it "

I've a good tongue

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My favourite position "

More of a clothing choice than a position...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been known to be a bit off a dyson

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Surely that's a good thing, right? wait, what

I'm confused here, lol and while your at it,, wtf is a Tracker Mortgage??

I have no clue...

All mouth and no trousers.

Exactly how I want you I would have thought that how you would be waiting for me to arrive, but your ways works 2, "

Let's have it both ways

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sounds hot. I’m in "

That's because I'm all mouth... and you've no trousers

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Been known to be a bit off a dyson "

I'm hoping for the handle part

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Surely that's a good thing, right? wait, what

I'm confused here, lol and while your at it,, wtf is a Tracker Mortgage??

I have no clue...

All mouth and no trousers.

Exactly how I want you I would have thought that how you would be waiting for me to arrive, but your ways works 2,

Let's have it both ways "

ohhhh can I flip you so,

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Surely that's a good thing, right? wait, what

I'm confused here, lol and while your at it,, wtf is a Tracker Mortgage??

I have no clue...

All mouth and no trousers.

Exactly how I want you I would have thought that how you would be waiting for me to arrive, but your ways works 2,

Let's have it both ways ohhhh can I flip you so, "

You, sir, can do anything you like to me. Any time

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Surely that's a good thing, right? wait, what

I'm confused here, lol and while your at it,, wtf is a Tracker Mortgage??

I have no clue...

All mouth and no trousers.

Exactly how I want you I would have thought that how you would be waiting for me to arrive, but your ways works 2,

Let's have it both ways ohhhh can I flip you so,

You, sir, can do anything you like to me. Any time "

instant hard-on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been known to be a bit off a dyson

I'm hoping for the handle part "

That we can make happen just need to the place right time beautiful x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Only if he uses his mouth to lick and suck, and not for banging on about political stuff, or their team being relegated.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Only if he uses his mouth to lick and suck, and not for banging on about political stuff, or their team being relegated."

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Surely that's a good thing, right? wait, what

I'm confused here, lol and while your at it,, wtf is a Tracker Mortgage??

I have no clue...

All mouth and no trousers.

Exactly how I want you I would have thought that how you would be waiting for me to arrive, but your ways works 2,

Let's have it both ways ohhhh can I flip you so,

You, sir, can do anything you like to me. Any time instant hard-on "

Pics or it didn't happen

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Been known to be a bit off a dyson

I'm hoping for the handle part

That we can make happen just need to the place right time beautiful x"

I've got the place if you've the time

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Only if he uses his mouth to lick and suck, and not for banging on about political stuff, or their team being relegated."

So true. Else the duct tape is coming out.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

FAF.....

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

The tongue is mightier than the sword?

Or have i got that confussed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been known to be a bit off a dyson

I'm hoping for the handle part

That we can make happen just need to the place right time beautiful x

I've got the place if you've the time"

I always got time for you x

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"FAF..... "

Well...

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Depends whose mouth and whose trousers

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The tongue is mightier than the sword?

Or have i got that confussed?"

I'll try your mighty sword and your tongue and let you know

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[Trousers removed by poster at 26/04/22 15:23:29]"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Depends whose mouth and whose trousers"

All of them.

One after the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds hot. I’m in

That's because I'm all mouth... and you've no trousers "

That would be true

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

Surely


"[Mouth gagged and Trousers removed by poster at 26/04/22 15:23:29]

"

?

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By *reezulMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"Where the power of tongue comes to it

I've a good tongue "

Mmm the power of tongue I just love the way pussy tastes, just sit on my face and see if you ever wanna come off

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Surely that's a good thing, right?

You've clearly never seen me with no trousers.

Erm... you've seen your profile pic, right?"

The in which I'm wearing trouserlike garments that cover all the bits you wouldn't want to see?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Surely

[Mouth filled and Trousers removed by poster at 26/04/22 15:23:29]

?"

FIFY

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Where the power of tongue comes to it

I've a good tongue

Mmm the power of tongue I just love the way pussy tastes, just sit on my face and see if you ever wanna come off "

There's all kinds of paperwork to do with the risk to your life if that happens.

Crushing

Suffocating

Drowning

Ahh. Feck it. If he dies, he dies.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Surely that's a good thing, right?

You've clearly never seen me with no trousers.

Erm... you've seen your profile pic, right?

The in which I'm wearing trouserlike garments that cover all the bits you wouldn't want to see?"

Good point.

3rd October

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *reezulMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"Where the power of tongue comes to it

I've a good tongue

Mmm the power of tongue I just love the way pussy tastes, just sit on my face and see if you ever wanna come off

There's all kinds of paperwork to do with the risk to your life if that happens.

Crushing

Suffocating

Drowning

Ahh. Feck it. If he dies, he dies."

All whilst enjoying it so why not

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In "

Been waiting for you and your lack of trousers

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

I think I need to revisit my pics and add more mouths cos atm they’re definitely just no trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In

Been waiting for you and your lack of trousers "

I’ve just literally taken them off

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think I need to revisit my pics and add more mouths cos atm they’re definitely just no trousers"

Holy fuckballs.

Hello

How about we put my mouth... and your lack of trousers, together

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In

Been waiting for you and your lack of trousers

I’ve just literally taken them off "

I hoped you'd say that

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"In

Been waiting for you and your lack of trousers

I’ve just literally taken them off "

phone drop.

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot


"I think I need to revisit my pics and add more mouths cos atm they’re definitely just no trousers

Holy fuckballs.

Hello

How about we put my mouth... and your lack of trousers, together "

Now that sounds like a great solution to a problem I’m liking the way your mind works xxx

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Trousers Off Tuesday.....could be a new one.....

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Surely that's a good thing, right?

You've clearly never seen me with no trousers.

Erm... you've seen your profile pic, right?

The in which I'm wearing trouserlike garments that cover all the bits you wouldn't want to see?

Good point.

3rd October "

For which I can only apologise, though I trust my point is now proved?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In

Been waiting for you and your lack of trousers

I’ve just literally taken them off phone drop. "

Oi...

Hands off. She's taken them off for me, not you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think I need to revisit my pics and add more mouths cos atm they’re definitely just no trousers

Holy fuckballs.

Hello

How about we put my mouth... and your lack of trousers, together

Now that sounds like a great solution to a problem I’m liking the way your mind works xxx"

You'll like how my mouth works too

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Trousers Off Tuesday.....could be a new one..... "

Willy out Wednesday covers that

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Surely that's a good thing, right?

You've clearly never seen me with no trousers.

Erm... you've seen your profile pic, right?

The in which I'm wearing trouserlike garments that cover all the bits you wouldn't want to see?

Good point.

3rd October

For which I can only apologise, though I trust my point is now proved?"

No apology thank you.

And no.

Try harder

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Trousers Off Tuesday.....could be a new one.....

Willy out Wednesday covers that "

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Surely that's a good thing, right?

You've clearly never seen me with no trousers.

Erm... you've seen your profile pic, right?

The in which I'm wearing trouserlike garments that cover all the bits you wouldn't want to see?

Good point.

3rd October

For which I can only apologise, though I trust my point is now proved?

No apology thank you.

And no.

Try harder "

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By *reezulMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"I think I need to revisit my pics and add more mouths cos atm they’re definitely just no trousers

Holy fuckballs.

Hello

How about we put my mouth... and your lack of trousers, together

Now that sounds like a great solution to a problem I’m liking the way your mind works xxx

You'll like how my mouth works too "

The confidence getting a boner from just reading wow

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot


"I think I need to revisit my pics and add more mouths cos atm they’re definitely just no trousers

Holy fuckballs.

Hello

How about we put my mouth... and your lack of trousers, together

Now that sounds like a great solution to a problem I’m liking the way your mind works xxx

You'll like how my mouth works too "

I mean I imagine I would enjoy how your mouth works however without any hard evidence it’s not a statement I’d like to put out there in the forums just yet

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think I need to revisit my pics and add more mouths cos atm they’re definitely just no trousers

Holy fuckballs.

Hello

How about we put my mouth... and your lack of trousers, together

Now that sounds like a great solution to a problem I’m liking the way your mind works xxx

You'll like how my mouth works too

The confidence getting a boner from just reading wow "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think I need to revisit my pics and add more mouths cos atm they’re definitely just no trousers

Holy fuckballs.

Hello

How about we put my mouth... and your lack of trousers, together

Now that sounds like a great solution to a problem I’m liking the way your mind works xxx

You'll like how my mouth works too

I mean I imagine I would enjoy how your mouth works however without any hard evidence it’s not a statement I’d like to put out there in the forums just yet "

You bring the hard...

I'll bring the evidence

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey


"In

I’ve just literally taken them off

I hoped you'd say that"

I'd love to hear you say that !

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In

I’ve just literally taken them off

I hoped you'd say that

I'd love to hear you say that !

"

"I hoped you'd say that"

Oh... wait. You meant Cheeky. My bad

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By *reezulMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"I think I need to revisit my pics and add more mouths cos atm they’re definitely just no trousers

Holy fuckballs.

Hello

How about we put my mouth... and your lack of trousers, together

Now that sounds like a great solution to a problem I’m liking the way your mind works xxx

You'll like how my mouth works too

I mean I imagine I would enjoy how your mouth works however without any hard evidence it’s not a statement I’d like to put out there in the forums just yet

You bring the hard...

I'll bring the evidence "

How many you willing to take

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think I need to revisit my pics and add more mouths cos atm they’re definitely just no trousers

Holy fuckballs.

Hello

How about we put my mouth... and your lack of trousers, together

Now that sounds like a great solution to a problem I’m liking the way your mind works xxx

You'll like how my mouth works too

I mean I imagine I would enjoy how your mouth works however without any hard evidence it’s not a statement I’d like to put out there in the forums just yet

You bring the hard...

I'll bring the evidence

How many you willing to take "

How many?

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