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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...what are the first words that spring to mind when a catastrophe is about to happen?

Like when you were a kid and your ball was heading for a window or greenhouse.

Or when you have been driving and had a near miss.

Or when you see something unfolding before you that appears to be in slow motion and theres naff all you can do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoops. Very understated me.

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By *lasgowguy64Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

think the post title covers my usual reaction...or the classic fuckfuckfuck (repeat as required)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fiddlesticks... im polite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate Andy is the master of understatement.

Tell him about anything that's going shit by all means.

Just don't expect any reaction beyond 'ah' or 'oops'

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Buggering bollocks is my goto expletive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My response is either 'oh fuck' or 'oh bollocks' just have to watch myself when at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...what are the first words that spring to mind when a catastrophe is about to happen?

Like when you were a kid and your ball was heading for a window or greenhouse.

Or when you have been driving and had a near miss.

Or when you see something unfolding before you that appears to be in slow motion and theres naff all you can do."

id say

"he did it"

"sweetheart slow id never drive that fast"

"duck"

These answers only make sence if you share my wicked sence of humour lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I default to shit or bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally say for fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Forgot the old classics

'kinellfire!

F'sake!

Bastud!

Worracunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck or shit.

Though I did hear good one on Dexter yesterday, Fucknugget.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Fuckwit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cupid stunt

twunt

and old reliable.........bollokin bastard

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Fuckaduck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I favour either 'Bugger', or 'Bollocks', depending on mood, weather conditions, what I had for lunch, etc....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

If it's something I can see happening its usually a shout of 'no no no no no no no no no!!!!!'

Once it's happened the air turns blue

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By *amnationsedgeMan
over a year ago

Ashborne

Usually bollock often with some other random word before or after it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuckaduck!"
Guy me and Perky went to school with had a version of that - 'Fuck-a-Duck sideways!'

Never asked him if he'd tried...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually just stunned open mouthed silence followed by "oh that sounded expensive"

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