FabSwingers.com forum: The undatable thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Post here if your undatable

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Just you it seems Wonko...

...Wait a minute, this is a post...

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’m in

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

The women of the world seem to think I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oy man 2Man
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

You know, if you're willing to compromise on your love of Marmite.....just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dating is overrated - just go for fuck and be easily forgotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, evidently

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Well, I wouldn't date me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post here if your undatable

Is that really for us to decide? I've often thought I'm done with dates etc, then I get a message that says otherwise

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Yep me down to a tee

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Think I'm at the back of the queue of the undateables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am unbearable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a nightmare so I’m in

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I am unbearable "

Likewise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Yup

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't believe half of you should be here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely!

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’m very dateable.

No mortgage, no kids, car, no debt, not bad looking.

Unfortunately nobody actually wants me, so effectively I’m undateable. I’m fine with it.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Is this seat mine

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

Lol me and my cats are just going to park ourselves here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, definitely me!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm undateable.

Ah well!

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By *ustlooking900Man
over a year ago

Donegal

Finally a thread I'm good to post in!

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By *unCuriousHarryMan
over a year ago

somrwhere over the rainbow, The Shire

Joining this que haha

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, that part of me is broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a cheap date, ciders & a bag of nuts...

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By *l0nd1eWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

This us definitely the place for me

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

I've always been told I'm not datable.....

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Ha, guess I fall under here then

Though that’s what being on the receiving end of Domestic abuse did to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes that's me

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Lol me and my cats are just going to park ourselves here"

How many cats?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Yup! I belong here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv no interest in being dated dates lead to caring caring lead to feeling feeling lead to being in love love leads to fear fear leads to anger... you get the picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a member of this club

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Raises hand

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Lol me and my cats are just going to park ourselves here"

Also raises paws...

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By *issVanillaWoman
over a year ago

I'm in..

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By *ake-Me-FeelWoman
over a year ago

Sussex

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By *ake-Me-FeelWoman
over a year ago

Sussex

I'll take a seat here too

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

There's some gorgeous ladies here. Anybody want to help me off the shelf?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I like being an undatable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup, had enough of being treated like garbage unfortunately. Plus haven't met a decent guy in 3 yrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Undateable yes, unfuckable, far from it...

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Post here if your undatable

Yep, being a jaffa cake lover puts me at a disadvantage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say undateable, definitely hard work and a drama llama. I will exhaust you physically and mentally before forgetting that I was in a relationship with you

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Post here if your undatable

Yep, being a jaffa cake lover puts me at a disadvantage

I’ve demolished 2 boxes of Jaffa cakes tonight….. have you tried the lemon and lime ones. So nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post here if your undatable

Yep, being a jaffa cake lover puts me at a disadvantage

I like jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy single here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes Undatable.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Post here if your undatable

Yep, being a jaffa cake lover puts me at a disadvantage

I’ve demolished 2 boxes of Jaffa cakes tonight….. have you tried the lemon and lime ones. So nice!"

Rumour on the Forums is that M&S ones are the best ... might need to double check

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Yup, I’m here

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Post here if your undatable

Yep, being a jaffa cake lover puts me at a disadvantage

I’ve demolished 2 boxes of Jaffa cakes tonight….. have you tried the lemon and lime ones. So nice!

Rumour on the Forums is that M&S ones are the best ... might need to double check

Oh yes! They are good too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this seat mine

Oi! That's my face

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

"Definitely!"

Come on how are you undateable? You'd make aphrodite jealous

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

I am in.

Unbearable and I undateable (according to my definition). No sex on the first date. Won’ allow to share or pay for dinner, need more connection and spark to move ot further.

Yet getting lots winks and you are hot massages… Yeah… I know… stop treating me as a piece of meat

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

"Lol me and my cats are just going to park ourselves here

How many cats?"

Two bombays and a short red

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By *mefc5491Woman
over a year ago

West London

"Iv no interest in being dated dates lead to caring caring lead to feeling feeling lead to being in love love leads to fear fear leads to anger... you get the picture"

It's the inevitable

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Undateable yep

Fuckable.. Absolutely.

Its the date part I need...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Undateable yep

Fuckable.. Absolutely.

Its the date part I need... "

I'll make an exception

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over a year ago

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Not sure about undateable, but I've not had one in a few years, so I guess I qualify!

Do club meets class a "date"??!

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

"Not sure about undateable, but I've not had one in a few years, so I guess I qualify!

Do club meets class a "date"??!"

No, club meets are not dates

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Not sure about undateable, but I've not had one in a few years, so I guess I qualify!

Do club meets class a "date"??!

No, club meets are not dates

Ah, I thought so! Although they sometimes involve candles (wax)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup I'm in. They didn't just break the mould when they made me, it was obliterated!

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

Undateable for the last 7 years

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

"Not sure about undateable, but I've not had one in a few years, so I guess I qualify!

Do club meets class a "date"??!

No, club meets are not dates

Ah, I thought so! Although they sometimes involve candles (wax)

Yeah, candles (wax) are essential, otherwise it’s not a date, Even if it’s Killing Eve season 4 with bottle of Rose

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By *yronutMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Not a hope in hell!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Probably me

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By *icole 123Woman
over a year ago

Baildon,West Yorkshire

I certainly am

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Well, first dateable. Second dateable., no.

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

I am beginning to think I may well be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv no interest in being dated dates lead to caring caring lead to feeling feeling lead to being in love love leads to fear fear leads to anger... you get the picture

It's the inevitable

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you aint wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me !!!

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

I woukd date you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv no interest in being dated dates lead to caring caring lead to feeling feeling lead to being in love love leads to fear fear leads to anger... you get the picture

It's the inevitable

you aint wrong"

Sounded like a speech from Yoda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally I’ve found a thread to call home

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Joining the club

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By *intsizedpocketrocketsCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

Sad state of the world if your all here! You all look lovley!

There's someone out there for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sad state of the world if your all here! You all look lovley!

There's someone out there for everyone

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sadly thats true

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Joining the club "

I hate to be *that* guy (someone has to), but don't go over to the dark-side, Kinky. Just tell me where you want to go on our first date?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Joining the club

I hate to be *that* guy (someone has to), but don't go over to the dark-side, Kinky. Just tell me where you want to go on our first date?

Ooh I’ll message you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should arrange an undatable speed date social and see who is the worthy of the fabs most undatable title

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"We should arrange an undatable speed date social and see who is the worthy of the fabs most undatable title

Meeeeeee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should arrange an undatable speed date social and see who is the worthy of the fabs most undatable title

‘Doesn’t’ sound hot. I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in… just had this discussion with someone

There is a difference between undateable and thinking you’re undateable

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

I haven’t had a date in 9 years.

Been messed about a lot.

Been led to believe I’m only good for a shag, doesn’t feel good

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Can someone define undatable?

I mean, looking at some of the ladies in here, i'd love to take for tea & cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Completely undatable me, I’m to much of a t**t haha

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Joining the club

I hate to be *that* guy (someone has to), but don't go over to the dark-side, Kinky. Just tell me where you want to go on our first date?

Ooh I’ll message you

Waiting by inbox!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven’t had a date in 9 years.

Been messed about a lot.

Been led to believe I’m only good for a shag, doesn’t feel good "

you are worth far more than that. I may have to ban you from the thread for being to good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven’t had a date in 9 years.

Been messed about a lot.

Been led to believe I’m only good for a shag, doesn’t feel good "

That’s an absolutely shite feeling to feel

You should never feel anything but amazing and feel that for you and you only.

Anyone else who adds to that then that would be a beautiful feeling.

But anyone who doesn’t add to you in any other way than that doesn’t deserve your time or space.

Or at least that’s how I find it.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Completely undatable me, I’m to much of a t**t haha"

Bull. You're flipping awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Completely undatable me, I’m to much of a t**t haha

Bull. You're flipping awesome."

Bull yourself….I’m a grade a t**t

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Completely undatable me, I’m to much of a t**t haha

Bull. You're flipping awesome.

Bull yourself….I’m a grade a t**t

Yes. You are. But what I said still stands. Twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It appears others think I am so yes, undateable here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Completely undatable me, I’m to much of a t**t haha

Bull. You're flipping awesome.

Bull yourself….I’m a grade a t**t

Yes. You are. But what I said still stands. Twat

Yep…. A Twat non the less haha

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Completely undatable me, I’m to much of a t**t haha

Bull. You're flipping awesome.

Bull yourself….I’m a grade a t**t

Yes. You are. But what I said still stands. Twat

Yep…. A Twat non the less haha"

I still love you

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Can someone define undatable?

I mean, looking at some of the ladies in here, i'd love to take for tea & cake "

Or a jammie dodger

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Yep undateable

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