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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let’s play a game. Describe the forum person you’re crushing on so hard right now and see if they can figure it out

I’ll go first.

He’s grumpy, sarcastic, intelligent, and looks good in nowt but a bow tie. He also hates my guts apparently

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Let’s play a game. Describe the forum person you’re crushing on so hard right now and see if they can figure it out

I’ll go first.

He’s grumpy, sarcastic, intelligent, and looks good in nowt but a bow tie. He also hates my guts apparently "

Johnny Rotten?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let’s play a game. Describe the forum person you’re crushing on so hard right now and see if they can figure it out

I’ll go first.

He’s grumpy, sarcastic, intelligent, and looks good in nowt but a bow tie. He also hates my guts apparently

Johnny Rotten?"

Haha nah, he hasn’t blocked me. Anyways, you’re supposed to be subtly advertising your undying crush love, not trying to guess who mine is

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Let’s play a game. Describe the forum person you’re crushing on so hard right now and see if they can figure it out

I’ll go first.

He’s grumpy, sarcastic, intelligent, and looks good in nowt but a bow tie. He also hates my guts apparently

Johnny Rotten?

Haha nah, he hasn’t blocked me. Anyways, you’re supposed to be subtly advertising your undying crush love, not trying to guess who mine is "

I dont have any though. I'm too jaded for that bollocks and only come here for the conversation, sick bants and the occasional perve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's got amazing boobs, great smile and knows just how to get my attention

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

He is flirty, cheeky, funny and has deep, dark mischievous eyes that draw you in x

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Cute and looks good in just an apron.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She hot with gorgeous figure, cute pert tits and legs to die for. If I’d spoken to her I may be able to say more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha. This is actually a good idea.

*I have a few crushes. But……

I want to lie one girl down on a carpet in my cave of wonders….

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

He has dry wit, lovely hair, a beautiful penis and hasn't blocked me

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Hahaha. This is actually a good idea.

*I have a few crushes. But……

I want to lie one girl down on a carpet in my cave of wonders….

"

Remember to protect your wand from Hogwarts before you enter her chamber of secrets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He has dry wit, lovely hair, a beautiful penis and hasn't blocked me "

Haha lucky lass

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I'm astute enough to know that describing a forumite I fancy is no indication of how astute I am or they are.

Good game though. Good game.

Down Brucie!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"He has dry wit, lovely hair, a beautiful penis and hasn't blocked me "

Is it me again ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has nice boobs filthy mind and an ability to make me laugh bare in mind im not crushing hard i dont do that anymore but if you have the ability to fill my willy up your well on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm astute enough to know that describing a forumite I fancy is no indication of how astute I am or they are.

Good game though. Good game.

Down Brucie!"

lets have a look what you couldawon

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I'm astute enough to know that describing a forumite I fancy is no indication of how astute I am or they are.

Good game though. Good game.

Down Brucie!lets have a look what you couldawon"

Oh a pair of bollocks.... what does a pair win .... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let’s play a game. Describe the forum person you’re crushing on so hard right now and see if they can figure it out

I’ll go first.

He’s grumpy, sarcastic, intelligent, and looks good in nowt but a bow tie. He also hates my guts apparently

Johnny Rotten?

Haha nah, he hasn’t blocked me. Anyways, you’re supposed to be subtly advertising your undying crush love, not trying to guess who mine is "

Is it just about people who are blocked?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Is it just about people who are blocked? "

Not at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let’s play a game. Describe the forum person you’re crushing on so hard right now and see if they can figure it out

I’ll go first.

He’s grumpy, sarcastic, intelligent, and looks good in nowt but a bow tie. He also hates my guts apparently

Johnny Rotten?

Haha nah, he hasn’t blocked me. Anyways, you’re supposed to be subtly advertising your undying crush love, not trying to guess who mine is

Is it just about people who are blocked? "

I only block folk I know aren’t interested, it saves them getting a d*unken Randy message from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha. This is actually a good idea.

*I have a few crushes. But……

I want to lie one girl down on a carpet in my cave of wonders….

Remember to protect your wand from Hogwarts before you enter her chamber of secrets "

She has got the ability to make something that is boneless hard so yes, maybe she is a wizard

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"Let’s play a game. Describe the forum person you’re crushing on so hard right now and see if they can figure it out

I’ll go first.

He’s grumpy, sarcastic, intelligent, and looks good in nowt but a bow tie. He also hates my guts apparently "

Damn she's single, absolutely gorgeous, bixexual, lips to die for and we're 'just' over her age limit

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Her rack is bigger than the one I keep my cooking spices in ,and she makes me sweat more than Gary Glitter standing in the Queue at Toys r Us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His penis is mossive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His penis is mossive."

Definitely me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Cute and looks good in just an apron."

I'm so agreeing with this one. Although I can think of at least 3 men it might fit

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