FabSwingers.com forum: A good old wankadoodle

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The husband woke up with a stonking erection today (I know, I'm blessed

). But it's a school day, so I told him to get rid if it with a good old wankadoodle.

Which got me thinking, what other terms do people have for a slice of self love?

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By *ppydayzzMan
over a year ago

Leighton Buzzard

Poor man, you’re cruel lol

A good ole tommy tank ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock one off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batting the beaver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bash my bishop.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I bash my bishop."

Fancy a game of chess?

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By *aggismuncher69Man
over a year ago

Johnstone

Crafty Sherman

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By *ookie doughMan
over a year ago

leic

Wafty crank

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Having a tug.

Tommy tank.

Choking the chicken.

Spanking the monkey.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Spank the monkey or a thrap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeting Pam and her 5 friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erupting the volcano

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By *rooMan
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Todger tug

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm considering indulging myself in a lady rummage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/04/22 12:24:31]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pullin mi pecker

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Five-knuckle shuffle

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Meeting Pam and her 5 friends."

Or Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters.

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Tug of War with Cyclops

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By *mdawsMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

Rubbing one out or a 'number 3`

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One off the wrist

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I wake up most mornings with a ironbar in my boxers,sometimes i wake a couple of times in the night and its still there

I just call it knocking one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choking the chicken

Hand to gland combat

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Hand to gland combat"

I really like that one

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By *iggingMan
over a year ago

Oldham

Never thought about it before but probably just think "have a wank"

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

5 knuckle shuffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batting the beaver."

Sounds a bit aggressive that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure he just wasn’t piss proud OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batting the beaver.

Sounds a bit aggressive that

That's how I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two handed shuffle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find doing a handstand over the toilet for a pee often helps it subside

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Tossing the Caber, naturally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Hand to gland combat"

Dynamite!!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Jerking the gherkin

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Flicking the bean

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

Herts

Spanking the plank

Pulling pud

Churning buddy butter

Slamming for man jam

Taking a shot at the cue ball

Shaking hot white coconuts from the cum-cum tree

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By *heekyfromhertsMan
over a year ago

Letchworth

"The husband woke up with a stonking erection today (I know, I'm blessed

). But it's a school day, so I told him to get rid if it with a good old

wankadoodle.

Which got me thinking, what other terms do people have for a slice of self love?

I call it sex. . Well that's all I get now! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batting the beaver.

Sounds a bit aggressive that

That's how I like it

Ooo er Mrs

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

My wife has a "couple of minutes" every morning before getting up.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I'm considering indulging myself in a lady rummage

"lady rummage", you've made my day.

My 'self love' has been re-badged.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Tossing the Caber, naturally

Perfect

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I think I’m done with the old one off the wrist, the whanger whang and a fiddle with my stick.

No, it’s a wankadoodle for me.

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