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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on you thread killers how many threads have you currently ended( been the last poster)? I am currently running at just the two.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Lost count a while ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lost count a while ago"

Well you’re not keeping this one

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Quite a few lately

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quite a few lately "

It seems I’ve developed quite the art of killing a conversation dead online

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

3… I wonder if this will be #4?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3… I wonder if this will be #4? "

It could be!…..oh no wait maybe not

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

None recently x

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Ah, but it's about the style in which you kill it, no?!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"

Ah, but it's about the style in which you kill it, no?! "

Jaffa Cakes are the devils work!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Ah, but it's about the style in which you kill it, no?! "

Usually with a lot of apathy

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Ah, but it's about the style in which you kill it, no?!

Jaffa Cakes are the devils work!!

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Well I'm certainly no angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kill them just by creating a thread

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Maybe some just run out of steam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve only killed one lately, I must be slipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ah, but it's about the style in which you kill it, no?!

Jaffa Cakes are the devils work!!

Thread ended

Well I'm certainly no angel "

*cuts a hole through the middle of a jaffa cake and offers it to Emily as an engagement ring*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checked, none on the list atm - Erect Jim has killed 3 or four that I've posted to though. Murderer

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it count as a win if you try to be the 175th person to post on each thread..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None at the mo

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

3/4

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Put it this way, the Fab bureau of Investigations are hunting me as a serial killer.

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By *umbrianladxoxoMan
over a year ago

carlisle

Literally every single one i comment on haha

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

There are definitely some serial thread killers on here. Some very premeditated ones too. I could name and shame but I am not allowed. You know who you are.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Ah, but it's about the style in which you kill it, no?!

Jaffa Cakes are the devils work!!

Thread ended

Well I'm certainly no angel

*cuts a hole through the middle of a jaffa cake and offers it to Emily as an engagement ring*"

Awwhhh Wonko ... only just seen

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Ah, but it's about the style in which you kill it, no?!

Jaffa Cakes are the devils work!!

Thread ended

Well I'm certainly no angel

*cuts a hole through the middle of a jaffa cake and offers it to Emily as an engagement ring*

Awwhhh Wonko ... only just seen "

...and it didn't even kill the thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo none today #winning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the one in my recents. Hoping for a second here

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Thousands.

Well practiced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Killed a few today

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Half a dozen ,

Xx

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Quick check shows 4 recently.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Quick check shows 4 recently."

...runs off to check »»»

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably 0ne, my own!!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Quick check shows 4 recently.

...runs off to check »»»"

Damn it, only 3 out of 35

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick check shows 4 recently.

...runs off to check »»»

Damn it, only 3 out of 35 "

Lightweight!

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Love doing it. Hopefully this will be another one

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Quick check shows 4 recently.

...runs off to check »»»

Damn it, only 3 out of 35 "

We could make it a team thing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm stuck on 4 for the first page alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually just the ones I start

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Quick check shows 4 recently.

...runs off to check »»»

Damn it, only 3 out of 35

Lightweight!"

Oi! ... it's a marathon not a sprint ......(man I loathe that saying )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick check shows 4 recently.

...runs off to check »»»

Damn it, only 3 out of 35

Lightweight!

Oi! ... it's a marathon not a sprint ......(man I loathe that saying )"

Long arsed marathon then

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Quick check shows 4 recently.

...runs off to check »»»

Damn it, only 3 out of 35

We could make it a team thing.."

...like a tag team?!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends kn how much you think you need the final word

Over to you Emily

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Quick check shows 4 recently.

...runs off to check »»»

Damn it, only 3 out of 35

We could make it a team thing..

...like a tag team?! "

Something like that..

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I start one and they fizzle out almost instantly if they ever get started - folks just not interested in my musings then

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I'm a serial killer of threads

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

3 at the moment…

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Depends kn how much you think you need the final word

Over to you Emily "

Ooooo now that's cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends kn how much you think you need the final word

Over to you Emily

Ooooo now that's cheeky "

But correct

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can try as you might, I'm aiming for double figures

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"You can try as you might, I'm aiming for double figures "

... 69?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can try as you might, I'm aiming for double figures

... 69? "

Who am I to refuse

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Well that killed it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Well that killed it ..."

Well my face does resemble a park bench, so totally understandable

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Well that killed it ...

Well my face does resemble a park bench, so totally understandable "

Everyone sits on park benches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve only destroyed three this week.

This is miserly by my usual high standards

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Don't have the exact figures but pretty confident I can kill this thread too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two this week, but.....ignored nearly all the time especially on the "compliment the person above threads"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two this week, but.....ignored nearly all the time especially on the "compliment the person above threads" "

But it’s good to be ignored, because you can say something controversial & get away with it

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Two this week, but.....ignored nearly all the time especially on the "compliment the person above threads" "

Damn... Gazumped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 now.....it's a skill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two this week, but.....ignored nearly all the time especially on the "compliment the person above threads"

But it’s good to be ignored, because you can say something controversial & get away with it "

Think that's how I kill them to be honest

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

2 but i have not been posting as much as i used to.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"2 but i have not been posting as much as i used to."

Saved you from this one too then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will this thread die? Or will every cunt their dog continue to post on it? Bunch of wankers as they are!

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By *inTonic2018Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Will this thread die? Or will every cunt their dog continue to post on it? Bunch of wankers as they are! "

Well this cxnt and its loving staffy are now encouraged to keep it going maybe that's why our experiences are very much circa 50-70% of of our posts seem to be the last ones on a thread. Really starting to feel like there's a forum clique, as i think we're both have relevant input, with a bit of humour and respect. The wife i know has given up already. No doubt replies to this will be my final nail.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Will this thread die? Or will every cunt their dog continue to post on it? Bunch of wankers as they are! "

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"2 but i have not been posting as much as i used to.

Saved you from this one too then "

Thank you Emily

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"2 but i have not been posting as much as i used to.

Saved you from this one too then

Thank you Emily "

Any time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey you went trawling for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just the one in my recents. Hoping for a second here "
trying again because I’m committed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only log on today after a little break & already killed 2 so go me

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Thread Killer.

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, better.

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

me

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Seems to be a skill I wasn't aware I possessed xT

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Seems to be a skill I wasn't aware I possessed xT"

True, takes practice for some

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Oh crap! I didn't realise it was a thing! I am a thread killer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads, I basically commit genocide on threads

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

A hidden talent for some ... widely recognised for others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just counted... and have managed to kill zero threads. Disappointing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I just killed this one, thanks for the save

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. I’m here to kill this thread for you. AGAIN.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

How long have you got....

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"How long have you got...."

...another 87 posts?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in my hundreds over many years on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in my hundreds over many years on here"
you’ve only been on here 6 weeks?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Currently 4

Best to date was 16

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By * U mineMan
over a year ago

Fun

It's not the killing it's how you kill it, a bit like sex.

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Usually me doing the thread killing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boo

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park


"Boo"

Ghost in the thread...

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By *rivextrMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Got a few under my belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently 1 but don't think that will last long.

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

5 in my most recent list, might be more, but I didn't scroll down to the bottom

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

It’s a natural talent of mine to kill threads! I’ll probably kill this one too!

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud


"It’s a natural talent of mine to kill threads! I’ll probably kill this one too! "

Fight you for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently 4 but hay they could go up or down depending on my mood a bit like something else in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now a 2 on the way up. Is there a prize for most threads killed??

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

[Removed by poster at 04/05/22 00:13:28]

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud


"Now a 2 on the way up. Is there a prize for most threads killed??"

Hope so. I am winning currently

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

My most successful thread was about killing them ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now a 2 on the way up. Is there a prize for most threads killed??

Hope so. I am winning currently "

You're logical answers surely bring an end to the thread naturally so surely can't count.

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud


"Now a 2 on the way up. Is there a prize for most threads killed??

Hope so. I am winning currently

You're logical answers surely bring an end to the thread naturally so surely can't count.

"

Damnit, I can't think of a smart response to that.

Am just gonna go for the childish one instead .....

I've killed more than you, I've killed more than you.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

On 7 at the moment, 8 if you include this post! Absolutely killing it.

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud


"On 7 at the moment, 8 if you include this post! Absolutely killing it. "

Damn. I have competition

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Now a 2 on the way up. Is there a prize for most threads killed??"

Yep, Cake

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud


"Now a 2 on the way up. Is there a prize for most threads killed??

Yep, Cake "

Carrot cake or chocolate cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now a 2 on the way up. Is there a prize for most threads killed??

Yep, Cake "

With a cheery on top ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now a 2 on the way up. Is there a prize for most threads killed??

Yep, Cake

Carrot cake or chocolate cake? "

Nether it's cheese cake you get for killing a thread by being king of the cheese

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

I find I kill quite a few or just get totally blanked when I join in. Hey ho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find I kill quite a few or just get totally blanked when I join in. Hey ho lol"

Welcome to the club

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Glad it’s not just me then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad it’s not just me then! "

What that kills a thread or is left alone in the corner after posting in one .although I bet you'd look great standing in a corner facing the wall

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"Glad it’s not just me then! "

We were just thinking the same

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Now a 2 on the way up. Is there a prize for most threads killed??

Yep, Cake

Carrot cake or chocolate cake? "

Carrot! ... always carrot

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Now a 2 on the way up. Is there a prize for most threads killed??

Yep, Cake

Carrot cake or chocolate cake?

Nether it's cheese cake you get for killing a thread by being king of the cheese "

Good point

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Cake..??

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud


"Now a 2 on the way up. Is there a prize for most threads killed??

Yep, Cake

Carrot cake or chocolate cake?

Nether it's cheese cake you get for killing a thread by being king of the cheese "

Baked cheesecake or unbaked? I need to know how many more threads I need to kill ....

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Now a 2 on the way up. Is there a prize for most threads killed??

Yep, Cake

Carrot cake or chocolate cake?

Nether it's cheese cake you get for killing a thread by being king of the cheese

Baked cheesecake or unbaked? I need to know how many more threads I need to kill .... "

Could start a cheesecake thread ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now a 2 on the way up. Is there a prize for most threads killed??

Yep, Cake

Carrot cake or chocolate cake?

Nether it's cheese cake you get for killing a thread by being king of the cheese

Baked cheesecake or unbaked? I need to know how many more threads I need to kill .... "

I'm thinking this as your prize .

M&S Chocolate & Raspberry Mixed Cheesecake Selection .

If you promise to share and you can prove you're the first to have reach 20 threads kills

You do no if you win you will be forever known as the notorious serial thread killer of fabdom.

Are you sure you really want that title

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud


"Now a 2 on the way up. Is there a prize for most threads killed??

Yep, Cake

Carrot cake or chocolate cake?

Nether it's cheese cake you get for killing a thread by being king of the cheese

Baked cheesecake or unbaked? I need to know how many more threads I need to kill ....

I'm thinking this as your prize .

M&S Chocolate & Raspberry Mixed Cheesecake Selection .

If you promise to share and you can prove you're the first to have reach 20 threads kills

You do no if you win you will be forever known as the notorious serial thread killer of fabdom.

Are you sure you really want that title "

For a cheesecake selection from M&S you can call me anything you like. Not promising I will share though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now a 2 on the way up. Is there a prize for most threads killed??

Yep, Cake

Carrot cake or chocolate cake?

Nether it's cheese cake you get for killing a thread by being king of the cheese

Baked cheesecake or unbaked? I need to know how many more threads I need to kill ....

I'm thinking this as your prize .

M&S Chocolate & Raspberry Mixed Cheesecake Selection .

If you promise to share and you can prove you're the first to have reach 20 threads kills

You do no if you win you will be forever known as the notorious serial thread killer of fabdom.

Are you sure you really want that title

For a cheesecake selection from M&S you can call me anything you like. Not promising I will share though "

M&S cheesecakes are incredible. You win the thread lol

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Surely the holy grail of thread killing is 35 ... so all of the threads you'd last recently posted on ...

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"

Surely the holy grail of thread killing is 35 ... so all of the threads you'd last recently posted on ... "

That would be the ultimate… but… does being the 175th and thread closed count or not..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Surely the holy grail of thread killing is 35 ... so all of the threads you'd last recently posted on ... "

A perfectionist did you get this way by practising alot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now a 2 on the way up. Is there a prize for most threads killed??

Yep, Cake

Carrot cake or chocolate cake?

Nether it's cheese cake you get for killing a thread by being king of the cheese

Baked cheesecake or unbaked? I need to know how many more threads I need to kill ....

I'm thinking this as your prize .

M&S Chocolate & Raspberry Mixed Cheesecake Selection .

If you promise to share and you can prove you're the first to have reach 20 threads kills

You do no if you win you will be forever known as the notorious serial thread killer of fabdom.

Are you sure you really want that title

For a cheesecake selection from M&S you can call me anything you like. Not promising I will share though "

Does that include my morning after

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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8 I’m clearly good at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8 I’m clearly good at this "

Nah your just unpopular

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Surely the holy grail of thread killing is 35 ... so all of the threads you'd last recently posted on ...

That would be the ultimate… but… does being the 175th and thread closed count or not..??"

Most definitely doesn't count ... it's the tumblew33ds going past after your entry that's needed

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By *nasuitMan
over a year ago

Ruislip

Three this year

Or 4 if you count this one

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Three this year

Or 4 if you count this one "

No chance with Emily about

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Three this year

Or 4 if you count this one

No chance with Emily about "

...really not one for having to have the last word ... but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Three this year

Or 4 if you count this one

No chance with Emily about

...really not one for having to have the last word ... but "

Sorry to rain on that parade… did someone say cake?

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

I killed 5 last week.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Three this year

Or 4 if you count this one

No chance with Emily about

...really not one for having to have the last word ... but

Sorry to rain on that parade… did someone say cake?"

Ooo that's sly!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"8 I’m clearly good at this

Nah your just unpopular "

I can live with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone I comment on

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Everyone I comment on"

I beat you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone I comment on

I beat you "

You can beat me any time… gently though please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Three this year

Or 4 if you count this one

No chance with Emily about

...really not one for having to have the last word ... but

Sorry to rain on that parade… did someone say cake?

Ooo that's sly! "

Where cake is concerned all bets are off…

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

There’s a bit of an art to it. This one is too obvious and will go the distance: You have to sneak in the dull ones.

Football ones are usually easy to kill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"8 I’m clearly good at this

Nah your just unpopular

I can live with it "

touché

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"There’s a bit of an art to it. This one is too obvious and will go the distance: You have to sneak in the dull ones.

Football ones are usually easy to kill."

Wrong shaped ball that's why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone I comment on

I beat you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a bit of an art to it. This one is too obvious and will go the distance: You have to sneak in the dull ones.

Football ones are usually easy to kill.

Wrong shaped ball that's why "

Hello fellow egg chaser

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"There’s a bit of an art to it. This one is too obvious and will go the distance: You have to sneak in the dull ones.

Football ones are usually easy to kill.

Wrong shaped ball that's why

Hello fellow egg chaser "

Exactly, far more skill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a bit of an art to it. This one is too obvious and will go the distance: You have to sneak in the dull ones.

Football ones are usually easy to kill.

Wrong shaped ball that's why

Hello fellow egg chaser

Exactly, far more skill "

Football is a sport of people pretending to be hurt, rugby is a sport of people pretending not to be hurt. Far superior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a bit of an art to it. This one is too obvious and will go the distance: You have to sneak in the dull ones.

Football ones are usually easy to kill.

Wrong shaped ball that's why

Hello fellow egg chaser

Exactly, far more skill

Football is a sport of people pretending to be hurt, rugby is a sport of people pretending not to be hurt. Far superior"

Nah the ancient game of Pok-A-Tok is far superior played by real men for real stakes .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a bit of an art to it. This one is too obvious and will go the distance: You have to sneak in the dull ones.

Football ones are usually easy to kill.

Wrong shaped ball that's why

Hello fellow egg chaser

Exactly, far more skill

Football is a sport of people pretending to be hurt, rugby is a sport of people pretending not to be hurt. Far superior

Nah the ancient game of Pok-A-Tok is far superior played by real men for real stakes ."

True. How do they get it in that tiny hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a bit of an art to it. This one is too obvious and will go the distance: You have to sneak in the dull ones.

Football ones are usually easy to kill.

Wrong shaped ball that's why

Hello fellow egg chaser

Exactly, far more skill

Football is a sport of people pretending to be hurt, rugby is a sport of people pretending not to be hurt. Far superior

Nah the ancient game of Pok-A-Tok is far superior played by real men for real stakes .

True. How do they get it in that tiny hole?"

They cut the head off first

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Anyway ... all this cake malarky is secretly code

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost count, I am like a terminator of threads

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"8 I’m clearly good at this "

I scoff at your 8 .. and raise to 9

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"8 I’m clearly good at this

I scoff at your 8 .. and raise to 9 "

But not this one though #lifeline

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"8 I’m clearly good at this

I scoff at your 8 .. and raise to 9

But not this one though #lifeline "

It was 10 with this one

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"8 I’m clearly good at this

I scoff at your 8 .. and raise to 9

But not this one though #lifeline

It was 10 with this one "

Heck, just looked ... a fair few to be sure

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"8 I’m clearly good at this

I scoff at your 8 .. and raise to 9

But not this one though #lifeline

It was 10 with this one

Heck, just looked ... a fair few to be sure "

Bless them ... someone didn't like it though ... silly little thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on you thread killers how many threads have you currently ended( been the last poster)? I am currently running at just the two. "
about 3or 4 probably 5 now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 I was so wrong!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"8 I was so wrong! "

The prize is at 35

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

McDonalds

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

My thread-kills are beyond countability, into the realms of low infinity! (As distinct from high infinity - mathematical gurus will understand the distinction and the different levels of infinitude!) Partly my threading-kills are down to boring the pants of the reader, or, in the case of this site, boring them back on again!

I have to say my lack of perspicacious cool-ladishness oozes into the realms of verbose geekisness even when pontificating on complex subjects, such as thread-killing, about which I know absolutely nothing, yet still have an impressively high track record of experience and achievement. This ability to succeed despite a staggering level of ignorance about every subject on the planet except… well, er… sex, is what keeps me up… at night!

If anyone else wants to kill this thread, well, you’ve got to read this post first and it should be pretty obvious that, having got this far through my prosaic drivel, you’ve forgotten about your burning desire to kill this thread and have instead turned your murderous intentions on an entirely different object - yes, I know… this post here!

The problem is that, having lost my glasses earlier this evening when my cat, possibly intentionally, pawed them into the loo just as it was flushing, I am rendered incapable of amusing myself by reading, so have resorted to writing this bemusing textual tosh instead while I try to find the letters to write ‘specsabrtd’ into the Google search engine.

Meanwhile my cat is wearing a satisfied grin like a cheshire cat who’s just eaten clotted cream and smoked salmon - well, that’s unsurprising - she got in my fridge last night and did exactly that!

Last time I buy £52 of smoked salmon when the cat decides to have it on it’s own for a midnight feast without inviting me along to the party! Grief, what is the world coming to!

What was I just about to say? Oh, yes, I’ve forgotten! Can you remind me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on you thread killers how many threads have you currently ended( been the last poster)? I am currently running at just the two. "

Loads , but my threads are usually killed by our wonderful mods .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a knack to posting last .

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"There is a knack to posting last . "

There is… and we’ve got approximately 6 posts to go!

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By *aneAndTarzanCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

27.4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Anyway ... all this cake malarky is secretly code "

Nah no secret code here. cake means cake in my world .

Fuck means fuck .

And don't you move means don't you dare fucking move

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I’m down to 4 now. Is it sabotage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m down to 4 now. Is it sabotage? "

Nah smells like on the road towards a bit of cheese cake to me .

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

This has turned into a race to post last, hasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’ve killed a few threads in my time. Probably this one too?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Nearly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on you thread killers how many threads have you currently ended( been the last poster)? I am currently running at just the two. "

There is definitely a knack to it.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Can't argue with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh nice come back, I once went 5 and a half months just to get the last word. The wife can beat that though.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Ok, you win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awe thanks.

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