FabSwingers.com forum: Hanging up his flag

By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Dear all,

Just to let you know I am placing a temporary forum ban on Ryan as he never finished his burger last night.

I have confiscated his flag until this evening.

Love Marjorie x

(Ryan's mum)

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Dear all,

Just to let you know I am placing a temporary forum ban on Ryan as he never finished his burger last night.

I have confiscated his flag until this evening.

Love Marjorie x

(Ryan's mum)

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dear Marjorie as a Mother myself i do understand where you are coming from,better to nip these things in the bud,just a thought have you tried him on other foods KFC or Pizza,perhaps hes getting fed up of burgers,you can have too much of a good thing,failing that how about a good clip round the ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send him to his room, and give him leftovers for tea. Xx

Soz ryan, sneak round mine, give you tea here, shhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god for Marjorie. But why can't I zoom in???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank god for Marjorie. But why can't I zoom in???

Make it bigger!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Thank god for Marjorie. But why can't I zoom in???

Make it bigger!!

Use a smartphone and the desktop site

And Marjorie, have you considered a vegetarian diet for little Ryan?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Thank god for Marjorie. But why can't I zoom in???

Make it bigger!!

I asked him and he said if he could do that he would be a millionaire !

Marjorie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank god for Marjorie. But why can't I zoom in???

Make it bigger!!

Use a smartphone and the desktop site

And Marjorie, have you considered a vegetarian diet for little Ryan?

It isnt his fault he has a little un

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Well done Marjorie........ and make him tidy his room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Marjorie.... Fancy a f........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Marjorie, please tell Ryan that he has a bloody cheek accusing me of posting "look at me" threads.

Well done for imposing some discipline on the young scallywag. I'd suggest a sound spanking too, just to be sure. I'm sure you know the old adage about sparing the rod and spoiling the child.

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By *arsesCouple
over a year ago

15 mins south of Gatwick

Dear Marjorie,

Well done for showing this young man that he will never be too old to go over your knee, etc.

I also think that he needs to be taken firmly in hand, and offer my assistance should he prove to be more than a handful for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us girls will give him a damn good spanking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfftttt the tthings some people with do to hide a "look at me" "fab my pics" thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfftttt the tthings some people with do to hide a "look at me" "fab my pics" thread

Could he be any more transparent??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfftttt the tthings some people with do to hide a "look at me" "fab my pics" thread

Could he be any more transparent??

And trying to put blame on his mother !!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Dear Marjorie,

far be it from me to question your parenting skills but I'm going to.

Your little prince is obviously ill. He would never leave any burger if he was feeling well. He may also be traumatised by recent news that his best mate, Colin, may have been shoved up an arse.

Put him in his onesie and make him egg and chips with lots of bread and butter on the side until he is able to manage burgers again.

Yours, in all sincerity,

LicketySplits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfftttt the tthings some people with do to hide a "look at me" "fab my pics" thread

Could he be any more transparent??

And trying to put blame on his mother !!

Disgraceful, the lenghs some people will go to

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Blimey Ryan, that's like a willy, only smaller...

Marjorie, I echo the sentiments of other posters regarding Ryan not finishing a burger - get him to A&E immediately, there's obviously something very wrong with him (well more wrong than usual)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can tell winter is upon us!!!

I feel Ryan should be sent to the naughty step, and not come off it until he's a bigger person!

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Pffft parents, how embarrassing

I have recovered my flag so you can all stop taking the piss now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd watch it Ryan if you keep misbehaving i'm telling your mum. Then your be grounded and wont be able to come out to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you coming to play again Marjorie

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'd watch it Ryan if you keep misbehaving i'm telling your mum. Then your be grounded and wont be able to come out to play

She ain't coming in here again it's wrong

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"When you coming to play again Marjorie

Ugh Julie please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you coming to play again Marjorie

Ugh Julie please

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oops my bad

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

can i suggest somewhere u may hang ur flag please ?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"can i suggest somewhere u may hang ur flag please ?"

I have been without it all day ! I won't be letting it out of my sight

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

I have been without it all day ! I won't be letting it out of my sight"

awww .. spoil sport !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think your mums more fun Ryan lol

If we hide your flag will you get told off for streaking?

Your soooooo grounded

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Wait till granny Phyllis chucks her 2 penneth in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you're not meant to be off the naughty step yet............no evidence of being a bigger person!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

What did I miss? Ryan been showing of his winky?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"you're not meant to be off the naughty step yet............no evidence of being a bigger person!!

We will all be using our bus tokens by then

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What did I miss? Ryan been showing of his winky? "

They have cruelly ridiculed me. Plus all the hate mail lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"What did I miss? Ryan been showing of his winky? "

Ya didn't miss much Fmuma, honest

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"What did I miss? Ryan been showing of his winky?

Ya didn't miss much Fmuma, honest

he didn't protest it was a cold day did he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did I miss? Ryan been showing of his winky? "

Ahhhh thats what it was

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What did I miss? Ryan been showing of his winky?

Ya didn't miss much Fmuma, honest

See what I mean !

I can get abused in the street. I don't need to come in here for it :-d

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

[Removed by poster at 30/10/12 21:37:11]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did I miss? Ryan been showing of his winky?

Ya didn't miss much Fmuma, honest

See what I mean !

I can get abused in the street. I don't need to come in here for it :-d"

And yet you still do..........you love the attention you tart!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

ryan .. stick it in me gob pet and hide it till the heat dies down !

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"ryan .. stick it in me gob pet and hide it till the heat dies down ! "

Ooh ya got me hopping like mr magoo lol

I'm leaving this thread now before it turns into gratuitous attention seeking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too late..............wonder how many 'looked at me' hits you've had since you dangled your dingle for all in sundry to see!?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"too late..............wonder how many 'looked at me' hits you've had since you dangled your dingle for all in sundry to see!?

78 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"too late..............wonder how many 'looked at me' hits you've had since you dangled your dingle for all in sundry to see!?

78 lol"

pmsl.........such a tarty exhibitionist!! How many were fellas?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

No second viewings pmsl

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No second viewings pmsl"

How many in stealth mode?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"too late..............wonder how many 'looked at me' hits you've had since you dangled your dingle for all in sundry to see!?

78 lol

pmsl.........such a tarty exhibitionist!! How many were fellas?

76.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marj, is you a MILF?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"No second viewings pmsl

How many in stealth mode?"

Just you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No second viewings pmsl

How many in stealth mode?

Just you

And me.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"No second viewings pmsl

How many in stealth mode?

Just you

And me."

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No second viewings pmsl

How many in stealth mode?

Just you

And me.

Me too

And me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed it

Was it worth it ladies

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I missed it

Was it worth it ladies

Don't you start. Im off to buy a pump today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I missed it

Was it worth it ladies

Where's M gone? Was Ryan's revelation too much for him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I missed it

Was it worth it ladies

Don't you start. Im off to buy a pump today

We'll all club together and buy you the generator to go with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I missed it

Was it worth it ladies

Where's M gone? Was Ryan's revelation too much for him?

M is hiding haha

I created this profile for forum posting only, as you will see

Many others of course can't and not got the message lol

Other main a/c is still there, just temporarily hidden while we are busy etc in real life and so taking a wee break.

If M posts he will post on our main a/c to save confusion

Now back to what I missed? It can't have been that good I think...as no one seems to have fainted Ryan!!

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I missed it

Was it worth it ladies

Don't you start. Im off to buy a pump today

We'll all club together and buy you the generator to go with it!

It's only for the front tyre on mums bike. I wont need a generator

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I missed it

Was it worth it ladies

Where's M gone? Was Ryan's revelation too much for him?

M is hiding haha

I created this profile for forum posting only, as you will see

Many others of course can't and not got the message lol

Other main a/c is still there, just temporarily hidden while we are busy etc in real life and so taking a wee break.

If M posts he will post on our main a/c to save confusion

Now back to what I missed? It can't have been that good I think...as no one seems to have fainted Ryan!!"

It was diddy and no matter what I tried I couldn't make it any bigger.

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