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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please "The thread title is all you needed | |||
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"[leg hair Removed by poster at 25/04/22 15:56:53]" Wow... that was speedy! | |||
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"I’ll lick them smooth if you like. "How rough is your tongue?  | |||
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please
The thread title is all you needed "New phone. Who dis?  | |||
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"Could be worse I’m dressing this week I have to do my chest as well "Aww crap. I should do mine too... | |||
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"Blow torch?" That's not the usual blow job that happens in my house... | |||
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"I’m firing up the sander as we speak " Knew I could rely on you | |||
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"Unless you’ve got someone who’s visiting your love tunnel I’d leave it " | |||
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"I'm here posh! Worry no more! I have raided the local sheep farm and stolen the shears and a muscley farm hand to operate them. Just lay on your back, spread those legs and enjoy!
Cherry x"You have the best ideas | |||
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"All I have is a pair of tweezers. I may be there for some time "I'll have to do something to keep myself busy while you work... | |||
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"I’m going to see Mrs Miyagi tomorrow I’m sure she’ll do two for the price of one "She sounds skilled! I'm in! | |||
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"Sounds good So candle light bath some music bath bombs Shave your legs then kiss form head to toe I am down ha ha "This sounds nicer than Hippy's sander... | |||
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"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that  "Did she do you? | |||
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please "Have you ever waxed them or prefer the shave | |||
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"Sounds good So candle light bath some music bath bombs Shave your legs then kiss form head to toe I am down ha ha
This sounds nicer than Hippy's sander..."Ha ha i am all about sweeping people off they feet and leaveing them breath taken by my marvellous wonderful ways | |||
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"I’ll lick them smooth if you like.
How rough is your tongue? "Not rough at all but very enthusiastic. | |||
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please
Have you ever waxed them or prefer the shave "I've had them waxed... I tried home waxing once but it turns out I don't have those skills  | |||
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"Sounds good So candle light bath some music bath bombs Shave your legs then kiss form head to toe I am down ha ha
This sounds nicer than Hippy's sander...
Ha ha i am all about sweeping people off they feet and leaveing them breath taken by my marvellous wonderful ways "HIPPY!! Take notes from Nat!! | |||
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"I’ll lick them smooth if you like.
How rough is your tongue?
Not rough at all but very enthusiastic. "Ooooft | |||
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"Sounds good So candle light bath some music bath bombs Shave your legs then kiss form head to toe I am down ha ha
This sounds nicer than Hippy's sander...
Ha ha i am all about sweeping people off they feet and leaveing them breath taken by my marvellous wonderful ways
HIPPY!!
Take notes from Nat!!"Ha ha thanks | |||
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"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that
Did she do you? "Hell no  | |||
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"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that
Did she do you?
Hell no "Can I do you
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please
Have you ever waxed them or prefer the shave
I've had them waxed... I tried home waxing once but it turns out I don't have those skills "Can veet be used on legs to the cream is it affective and how long would it last? | |||
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please
Have you ever waxed them or prefer the shave
I've had them waxed... I tried home waxing once but it turns out I don't have those skills
Can veet be used on legs to the cream is it affective and how long would it last?"Doesn't work on mine... I think I still have chemical burns from the last time i tried it  | |||
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"To busy sorting my stubble out.... "Just checking... where's the stubble? | |||
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"To busy sorting my stubble out....
Just checking... where's the stubble? "Up above and down below.... | |||
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"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that
Did she do you?
Hell no
Can I do you
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"To busy sorting my stubble out....
Just checking... where's the stubble?
Up above and down below.... " | |||
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"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that
Did she do you?
Hell no
Can I do you
Will you leave my skin on "Oh... I didn't mean waxing | |||
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
"I can honestly say I absolutely haven't... | |||
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"God is it that time of year AGAIN? Sigh...." It is! Plus... *apparently* I have to take photos this week... and it's got bad... | |||
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't..."It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck! Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both? | |||
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"I would help " Why thank you
Have at them | |||
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both? "*wine even | |||
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both? "Yes. Yes. This is a very good idea. Yes. I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing... | |||
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both? "Would love to be that lad lol. Although not sure how good I am at shaving legs but I can keep the glasses topped up | |||
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"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that
Did she do you?
Hell no
Can I do you
Will you leave my skin on
Oh... I didn't mean waxing "Ohhhh anytime | |||
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Would love to be that lad lol. Although not sure how good I am at shaving legs but I can keep the glasses topped up"Ooh. This could work Dee! | |||
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"Shall i bring the hedge trimmer attachment witoh my tractor? "This could be the most sensible idea so far... | |||
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"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that
Did she do you?
Hell no
Can I do you
Will you leave my skin on
Oh... I didn't mean waxing
Ohhhh anytime "But after the legs have been de-yetified, right? | |||
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Would love to be that lad lol. Although not sure how good I am at shaving legs but I can keep the glasses topped up
Ooh. This could work Dee!"Perfect - I’d like a ride on Gatsby’s tractor too xx | |||
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Would love to be that lad lol. Although not sure how good I am at shaving legs but I can keep the glasses topped up
Ooh. This could work Dee!
Perfect - I’d like a ride on Gatsby’s tractor too xx"G! You're required gorgeous! | |||
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"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file. "See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort! This is why I need help! | |||
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Yes.
Yes.
This is a very good idea.
Yes.
I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing..."I love waxing. Its a double pleasure hit. I get to make a bit of pain and make something clean and tidy. | |||
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Yes.
Yes.
This is a very good idea.
Yes.
I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...
I love waxing. Its a double pleasure hit.
I get to make a bit of pain and make something clean and tidy. "Perfect! Dancer... we have a waxer, a pourer and someone to ride on | |||
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"Velcro them off "I dare you | |||
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"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that
Did she do you?
Hell no
Can I do you
Will you leave my skin on
Oh... I didn't mean waxing
Ohhhh anytime
But after the legs have been de-yetified, right?"I’m like Bear Grylls in the jungle | |||
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Yes.
Yes.
This is a very good idea.
Yes.
I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...
I love waxing. Its a double pleasure hit.
I get to make a bit of pain and make something clean and tidy.
Perfect!
Dancer... we have a waxer, a pourer and someone to ride on "Marvellous- love it when a plan comes together | |||
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Yes.
Yes.
This is a very good idea.
Yes.
I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...
I love waxing. Its a double pleasure hit.
I get to make a bit of pain and make something clean and tidy.
Perfect!
Dancer... we have a waxer, a pourer and someone to ride on "I'm content with that | |||
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Yes.
Yes.
This is a very good idea.
Yes.
I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing..."I'd love someone to shave my everything. Sounds wonderful. I haven't had my legs done but it's very nice having another part shaved. | |||
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"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that
Did she do you?
Hell no
Can I do you
Will you leave my skin on
Oh... I didn't mean waxing
Ohhhh anytime
But after the legs have been de-yetified, right?
I’m like Bear Grylls in the jungle "Oooooft. I'll leave the door on the latch | |||
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"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file. " | |||
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Would love to be that lad lol. Although not sure how good I am at shaving legs but I can keep the glasses topped up
Ooh. This could work Dee!
Perfect - I’d like a ride on Gatsby’s tractor too xx"Not making any promises about getting you that but I will see what I can do | |||
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Yes.
Yes.
This is a very good idea.
Yes.
I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...
I'd love someone to shave my everything. Sounds wonderful. I haven't had my legs done but it's very nice having another part shaved. "genuinely it's one of the best things my wife and I do. It's hot and intimate. | |||
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Yes.
Yes.
This is a very good idea.
Yes.
I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...
I'd love someone to shave my everything. Sounds wonderful. I haven't had my legs done but it's very nice having another part shaved. genuinely it's one of the best things my wife and I do. It's hot and intimate. "I shall add it to my criteria | |||
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Yes.
Yes.
This is a very good idea.
Yes.
I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...
I love waxing. Its a double pleasure hit.
I get to make a bit of pain and make something clean and tidy.
Perfect!
Dancer... we have a waxer, a pourer and someone to ride on
I'm content with that " | |||
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"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…
I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...
It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!
Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?
Yes.
Yes.
This is a very good idea.
Yes.
I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...
I'd love someone to shave my everything. Sounds wonderful. I haven't had my legs done but it's very nice having another part shaved. "I've never had anyone shave any part of me. Except an ill advised time with my head in my teens | |||
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"T can do them after he does my bum hole
J x"Aww... T will be so pleased! | |||
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"T can do them after he does my bum hole
J x"That's the top of the leg. | |||
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"T can do them after he does my bum hole
J x
Aww... T will be so pleased! "He loves it when I volunteer him for jobs | |||
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please "• Is this appropriate behaviour from our new MÅYÖR? 
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"T can do them after he does my bum hole
J x
That's the top of the leg. "To be fair... I was counting it and the fandango in the request | |||
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"T can do them after he does my bum hole
J x
Aww... T will be so pleased!
He loves it when I volunteer him for jobs "Well... it's in the marriage small print after all | |||
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please
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Is this appropriate behaviour from our new MÅYÖR?
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"He let's me shave his face Posh, so I reckon I could do your legs "I'd totally have you do it! Woo hoo! | |||
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please
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Yes. Delegation is importanant"• You have to be in possession of a Tiara to Delhi Gate. | |||
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please "Have tweezers will travel | |||
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please
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Yes. Delegation is importanant
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You have to be in possession of a Tiara to Delhi Gate."I do actually have one. Is purty | |||
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"[leg hair Removed by poster at 25/04/22 15:56:53] Wow... that was speedy!" I’ve had this said to me before | |||
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"Don’t shave them "
But... yeti not sexy.
Or comfortable any more | |||
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please
Have tweezers will travel"Come on then... I dare you | |||
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"T can do them after he does my bum hole
J x
That's the top of the leg.
To be fair... I was counting it and the fandango in the request"You had me at hello | |||
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"[leg hair Removed by poster at 25/04/22 15:56:53] Wow... that was speedy! I’ve had this said to me before "I take it as a compliment... the first time | |||
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"T can do them after he does my bum hole
J x
That's the top of the leg.
To be fair... I was counting it and the fandango in the request
You had me at hello"Hello | |||
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"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.
See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!
This is why I need help!"Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool. | |||
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"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.
See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!
This is why I need help!
Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool. "This is what I'm trying to do! | |||
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch? " No... but you can | |||
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch? " To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x | |||
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch? To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x"Team work makes the dream work! And I think you two could do me effectively. | |||
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch? To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x"I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though | |||
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch? To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x
I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though "I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this... | |||
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch? To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x
I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though
I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this..."You want help or not?  | |||
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch? To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x
I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though
I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...
You want help or not? "I really do! I can take it | |||
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch? To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x
I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though
I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...
You want help or not?
I really do!
I can take it "Grab that can of Africa cherry | |||
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch? To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x
I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though
I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...
You want help or not? "It will only sting a little then we'll start on your legs
Cherry x | |||
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch? To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x
I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though
I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...
You want help or not?
I really do!
I can take it
Grab that can of Africa cherry "This is all Africa scent is good for | |||
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch? To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x
I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though
I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...
You want help or not?
I really do!
I can take it
Grab that can of Africa cherry
This is all Africa scent is good for "I agree | |||
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please
Have tweezers will travel"Sadist! | |||
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please
Have tweezers will travel
Sadist!"Thats the word i was thinking off lol | |||
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please
Have tweezers will travel
Sadist!
Thats the word i was thinking off lol"There's several sadists on this thread! | |||
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch? To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x
I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though
I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...
You want help or not?
I really do!
I can take it
Grab that can of Africa cherry
This is all Africa scent is good for
I agree "I also agree The burnt hair and flesh smell will mask it | |||
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"Thank heavens (and my voting mechanisms) that we've got Jím as Deputy Mayor, seeing that after two hours what's-her-face is still grooming her legs and quinny! "Oi! I'm not grooming! | |||
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"Can't you just use a blowtorch? To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done
Cherry x
I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though
I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...
You want help or not?
I really do!
I can take it
Grab that can of Africa cherry
This is all Africa scent is good for
I agree
I also agree
The burnt hair and flesh smell will mask it "Mmm delightful | |||
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"Opaque hold ups... Problem solved " You are so wise. They'll hide most of the burns too | |||
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"Just do em when you cut the grass. That's what I did. I only lost both my lower legs so now they never need shaving again! Winner." You're back! Missed your wiseness | |||
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"Just do em when you cut the grass. That's what I did. I only lost both my lower legs so now they never need shaving again! Winner. You're back! Missed your wiseness" Only for a diddy bit. Feel like a square peg in a round hole. | |||
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"Just do em when you cut the grass. That's what I did. I only lost both my lower legs so now they never need shaving again! Winner." 
Good to see you P. 
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"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring. I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.
Jo.Xx
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"Just do em when you cut the grass. That's what I did. I only lost both my lower legs so now they never need shaving again! Winner. You're back! Missed your wiseness Only for a diddy bit. Feel like a square peg in a round hole." No you're a round one in a square hole, still slides in | |||
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"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring. I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.
Jo.Xx
Me and cherry can do you after posh"I see a business opportunity here PD
Imagine the board meetings....
Cherry x | |||
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"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring. I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.
Jo.Xx
Me and cherry can do you after posh
I see a business opportunity here PD
Imagine the board meetings....
Cherry x"They would be epic, especially if you're wearing those chains | |||
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please
Have tweezers will travel
Come on then... I dare you "Send me an address, I’m free this weekend | |||
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"Just do em when you cut the grass. That's what I did. I only lost both my lower legs so now they never need shaving again! Winner. You're back! Missed your wiseness Only for a diddy bit. Feel like a square peg in a round hole." You're not square. You're star shaped | |||
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"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring. I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.
Jo.Xx
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"How bad are they ? Do they look like a farmer chin ? X "No... that's my beard | |||
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"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring. I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.
Jo.Xx
Me and cherry can do you after posh
I see a business opportunity here PD
Imagine the board meetings....
Cherry x"I'll take minutes | |||
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please
Have tweezers will travel
Come on then... I dare you
Send me an address, I’m free this weekend "You have no idea how tempting that is... | |||
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"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring. I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.
Jo.Xx
Me and cherry can do you after posh
I see a business opportunity here PD
Imagine the board meetings....
Cherry x
I'll take minutes "I'll take you all!!
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"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring. I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.
Jo.Xx
Me and cherry can do you after posh
I see a business opportunity here PD
Imagine the board meetings....
Cherry x
I'll take minutes
I'll take you all!!
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Jo.Xx "I'm in | |||
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"I’ll do it "You absolutely know I'd love to have you do it | |||
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"Opaque hold ups... Problem solved You are so wise. They'll hide most of the burns too" Win win | |||
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"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring. I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.
Jo.Xx
Me and cherry can do you after posh
I see a business opportunity here PD
Imagine the board meetings....
Cherry x
I'll take minutes
I'll take you all!!
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Jo.Xx " | |||
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"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.
See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!
This is why I need help!
Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool.
This is what I'm trying to do!"Send GPS co-ordinates and I will set my sat-nav. | |||
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"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.
See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!
This is why I need help!
Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool.
This is what I'm trying to do!
Send GPS co-ordinates and I will set my sat-nav. "Erm... there's a 4 in it I think... | |||
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"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.
See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!
This is why I need help!
Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool.
This is what I'm trying to do!
Send GPS co-ordinates and I will set my sat-nav.
Erm... there's a 4 in it I think..."I will bring a razor to the next social to do them for you | |||
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"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.
See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!
This is why I need help!
Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool.
This is what I'm trying to do!
Send GPS co-ordinates and I will set my sat-nav.
Erm... there's a 4 in it I think...
I will bring a razor to the next social to do them for you"AUGUST? I won't be able to move my legs by then... they'll be a tangled mess. | |||
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"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.
See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!
This is why I need help!
Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool.
This is what I'm trying to do!
Send GPS co-ordinates and I will set my sat-nav.
Erm... there's a 4 in it I think...
I will bring a razor to the next social to do them for you
AUGUST?
I won't be able to move my legs by then... they'll be a tangled mess."Sounds like it would be fun trying | |||
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"I will shave them with my finest razor. I will also do your flange if you desire me to do so." Yes please LBC. Just remove it all. All the hair. I wish to be smooth like dolphin please | |||
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"I will shave them with my finest razor. I will also do your flange if you desire me to do so. Yes please LBC. Just remove it all. All the hair. I wish to be smooth like dolphin please "That phrase is going to echo in my mind for some time. "I wish to be smooth like dolphin". | |||
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"I will shave them with my finest razor. I will also do your flange if you desire me to do so. Yes please LBC. Just remove it all. All the hair. I wish to be smooth like dolphin please
That phrase is going to echo in my mind for some time. "I wish to be smooth like dolphin". "I use it often... You're so welcome | |||
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"I will shave them with my finest razor. I will also do your flange if you desire me to do so. Yes please LBC. Just remove it all. All the hair. I wish to be smooth like dolphin please
That phrase is going to echo in my mind for some time. "I wish to be smooth like dolphin".
I use it often...
You're so welcome "It will make me smile as I go through my (rather stressful) day | |||
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"I will shave them with my finest razor. I will also do your flange if you desire me to do so. Yes please LBC. Just remove it all. All the hair. I wish to be smooth like dolphin please
That phrase is going to echo in my mind for some time. "I wish to be smooth like dolphin".
I use it often...
You're so welcome
It will make me smile as I go through my (rather stressful) day "Awww! My flange made someone smile today!
(Yeah, it is stretching the facts slightly.... but I'm going there) | |||
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"I will shave them with my finest razor. I will also do your flange if you desire me to do so. Yes please LBC. Just remove it all. All the hair. I wish to be smooth like dolphin please
That phrase is going to echo in my mind for some time. "I wish to be smooth like dolphin".
I use it often...
You're so welcome
It will make me smile as I go through my (rather stressful) day
Awww! My flange made someone smile today!
(Yeah, it is stretching the facts slightly.... but I'm going there)" | |||
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"I wish to be smooth like dolphin please "• ...but what's the porpoise? | |||
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"I wish to be smooth like dolphin please
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...but what's the porpoise?"Oh baby... if you don't know that by now...
(Yes, I'm ignoring the porpoise joke to go for pervy effect ) | |||
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...but what's the porpoise?"She wants you to Flipper over | |||
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"I wish to be smooth like dolphin please
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...but what's the porpoise?
She wants you to Flipper over "• What a fin-tastic suggestion! | |||
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please "I'm pretty handy with power tools Posh, I actually have a bladed whacker in the shed,, do you trust me enough.. | |||
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"I wish to be smooth like dolphin please
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...but what's the porpoise?
She wants you to Flipper over
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What a fin-tastic suggestion!" | |||
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"I've got one of them blowtorches they use in cookery "• They're made by a company called Singe-that-Minge™. | |||
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"I wish to be smooth like dolphin please
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...but what's the porpoise?
She wants you to Flipper over
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What a fin-tastic suggestion!"
You know I'm more blue whale than porpoise or dolphin... right? | |||
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please I'm pretty handy with power tools Posh,
I actually have a bladed whacker in the shed,, do you trust me enough.. "Absolutely. You have a vestest interest in keeping my legs in one piece after all... they will feel better round your waist and over your shoulders then | |||
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"I can't be bothered to shave my legs. Would someone come do it for me please I'm pretty handy with power tools Posh,
I actually have a bladed whacker in the shed,, do you trust me enough..
Absolutely. You have a vestest interest in keeping my legs in one piece after all... they will feel better round your waist and over your shoulders then "very good point,, | |||
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