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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[leg hair Removed by poster at 25/04/22 15:56:53]"

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ll lick them smooth if you like.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please "

The thread title is all you needed

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[leg hair Removed by poster at 25/04/22 15:56:53]"

Wow... that was speedy!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Could be worse I’m dressing this week I have to do my chest as well

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll lick them smooth if you like. "

How rough is your tongue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow torch?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please

The thread title is all you needed "

New phone.

Who dis?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Could be worse I’m dressing this week I have to do my chest as well "

Aww crap. I should do mine too...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Blow torch?"

That's not the usual blow job that happens in my house...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m firing up the sander as we speak

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Unless you’ve got someone who’s visiting your love tunnel I’d leave it

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

I'm here posh! Worry no more! I have raided the local sheep farm and stolen the shears and a muscley farm hand to operate them.

Just lay on your back, spread those legs and enjoy!

Cherry x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m firing up the sander as we speak "

Knew I could rely on you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Unless you’ve got someone who’s visiting your love tunnel I’d leave it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I have is a pair of tweezers.

I may be there for some time

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm here posh! Worry no more! I have raided the local sheep farm and stolen the shears and a muscley farm hand to operate them.

Just lay on your back, spread those legs and enjoy!

Cherry x"

You have the best ideas

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’m going to see Mrs Miyagi tomorrow I’m sure she’ll do two for the price of one

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"All I have is a pair of tweezers.

I may be there for some time "

I'll have to do something to keep myself busy while you work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds good

So candle light bath some music bath bombs

Shave your legs then kiss form head to toe

I am down ha ha

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m going to see Mrs Miyagi tomorrow I’m sure she’ll do two for the price of one "

She sounds skilled! I'm in!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sounds good

So candle light bath some music bath bombs

Shave your legs then kiss form head to toe

I am down ha ha "

This sounds nicer than Hippy's sander...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that "

Did she do you?

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please "

Have you ever waxed them or prefer the shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds good

So candle light bath some music bath bombs

Shave your legs then kiss form head to toe

I am down ha ha

This sounds nicer than Hippy's sander..."

Ha ha i am all about sweeping people off they feet and leaveing them breath taken by my marvellous wonderful ways

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’ll lick them smooth if you like.

How rough is your tongue? "

Not rough at all but very enthusiastic.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please

Have you ever waxed them or prefer the shave "

I've had them waxed... I tried home waxing once but it turns out I don't have those skills

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sounds good

So candle light bath some music bath bombs

Shave your legs then kiss form head to toe

I am down ha ha

This sounds nicer than Hippy's sander...

Ha ha i am all about sweeping people off they feet and leaveing them breath taken by my marvellous wonderful ways "

HIPPY!!

Take notes from Nat!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll lick them smooth if you like.

How rough is your tongue?

Not rough at all but very enthusiastic. "

Ooooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds good

So candle light bath some music bath bombs

Shave your legs then kiss form head to toe

I am down ha ha

This sounds nicer than Hippy's sander...

Ha ha i am all about sweeping people off they feet and leaveing them breath taken by my marvellous wonderful ways

HIPPY!!

Take notes from Nat!!"

Ha ha thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that

Did she do you? "

Hell no

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that

Did she do you?

Hell no "

Can I do you

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please

Have you ever waxed them or prefer the shave

I've had them waxed... I tried home waxing once but it turns out I don't have those skills "

Can veet be used on legs to the cream is it affective and how long would it last?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

To busy sorting my stubble out....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please

Have you ever waxed them or prefer the shave

I've had them waxed... I tried home waxing once but it turns out I don't have those skills

Can veet be used on legs to the cream is it affective and how long would it last?"

Doesn't work on mine... I think I still have chemical burns from the last time i tried it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"To busy sorting my stubble out.... "

Just checking... where's the stubble?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol


"To busy sorting my stubble out....

Just checking... where's the stubble? "

Up above and down below....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that

Did she do you?

Hell no

Can I do you

"

Will you leave my skin on

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"To busy sorting my stubble out....

Just checking... where's the stubble?

Up above and down below.... "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that

Did she do you?

Hell no

Can I do you

Will you leave my skin on "

Oh... I didn't mean waxing

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…

"

I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God is it that time of year AGAIN? Sigh....

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago

I would help

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"God is it that time of year AGAIN? Sigh...."

It is!

Plus... *apparently* I have to take photos this week... and it's got bad...

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…

I can honestly say I absolutely haven't..."

It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!

Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I would help "

Why thank you

Have at them

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…

I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...

It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!

Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both? "

*wine even

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…

I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...

It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!

Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both? "

Yes.

Yes.

This is a very good idea.

Yes.

I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…

I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...

It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!

Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both? "

Would love to be that lad lol. Although not sure how good I am at shaving legs but I can keep the glasses topped up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall i bring the hedge trimmer attachment witoh my tractor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that

Did she do you?

Hell no

Can I do you

Will you leave my skin on

Oh... I didn't mean waxing "

Ohhhh anytime

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…

I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...

It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!

Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?

Would love to be that lad lol. Although not sure how good I am at shaving legs but I can keep the glasses topped up"

Ooh. This could work Dee!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Shall i bring the hedge trimmer attachment witoh my tractor? "

This could be the most sensible idea so far...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that

Did she do you?

Hell no

Can I do you

Will you leave my skin on

Oh... I didn't mean waxing

Ohhhh anytime "

But after the legs have been de-yetified, right?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…

I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...

It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!

Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?

Would love to be that lad lol. Although not sure how good I am at shaving legs but I can keep the glasses topped up

Ooh. This could work Dee!"

Perfect - I’d like a ride on Gatsby’s tractor too xx

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…

I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...

It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!

Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?

Would love to be that lad lol. Although not sure how good I am at shaving legs but I can keep the glasses topped up

Ooh. This could work Dee!

Perfect - I’d like a ride on Gatsby’s tractor too xx"

G! You're required gorgeous!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file. "

See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!

This is why I need help!

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago


"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…

I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...

It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!

Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?

Yes.

Yes.

This is a very good idea.

Yes.

I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing..."

I love waxing. Its a double pleasure hit.

I get to make a bit of pain and make something clean and tidy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Velcro them off

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…

I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...

It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!

Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?

Yes.

Yes.

This is a very good idea.

Yes.

I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...

I love waxing. Its a double pleasure hit.

I get to make a bit of pain and make something clean and tidy. "

Perfect!

Dancer... we have a waxer, a pourer and someone to ride on

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Velcro them off "

I dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that

Did she do you?

Hell no

Can I do you

Will you leave my skin on

Oh... I didn't mean waxing

Ohhhh anytime

But after the legs have been de-yetified, right?"

I’m like Bear Grylls in the jungle

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…

I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...

It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!

Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?

Yes.

Yes.

This is a very good idea.

Yes.

I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...

I love waxing. Its a double pleasure hit.

I get to make a bit of pain and make something clean and tidy.

Perfect!

Dancer... we have a waxer, a pourer and someone to ride on "

Marvellous- love it when a plan comes together

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago


"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…

I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...

It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!

Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?

Yes.

Yes.

This is a very good idea.

Yes.

I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...

I love waxing. Its a double pleasure hit.

I get to make a bit of pain and make something clean and tidy.

Perfect!

Dancer... we have a waxer, a pourer and someone to ride on "

I'm content with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…

I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...

It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!

Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?

Yes.

Yes.

This is a very good idea.

Yes.

I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing..."

I'd love someone to shave my everything. Sounds wonderful. I haven't had my legs done but it's very nice having another part shaved.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Get midnight to wax you, she’s a pro at that

Did she do you?

Hell no

Can I do you

Will you leave my skin on

Oh... I didn't mean waxing

Ohhhh anytime

But after the legs have been de-yetified, right?

I’m like Bear Grylls in the jungle "

Oooooft.

I'll leave the door on the latch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…

I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...

It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!

Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?

Would love to be that lad lol. Although not sure how good I am at shaving legs but I can keep the glasses topped up

Ooh. This could work Dee!

Perfect - I’d like a ride on Gatsby’s tractor too xx"

Not making any promises about getting you that but I will see what I can do

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago


"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…

I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...

It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!

Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?

Yes.

Yes.

This is a very good idea.

Yes.

I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...

I'd love someone to shave my everything. Sounds wonderful. I haven't had my legs done but it's very nice having another part shaved. "
genuinely it's one of the best things my wife and I do. It's hot and intimate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…

I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...

It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!

Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?

Yes.

Yes.

This is a very good idea.

Yes.

I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...

I'd love someone to shave my everything. Sounds wonderful. I haven't had my legs done but it's very nice having another part shaved. genuinely it's one of the best things my wife and I do. It's hot and intimate. "

I shall add it to my criteria

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…

I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...

It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!

Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?

Yes.

Yes.

This is a very good idea.

Yes.

I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...

I love waxing. Its a double pleasure hit.

I get to make a bit of pain and make something clean and tidy.

Perfect!

Dancer... we have a waxer, a pourer and someone to ride on

I'm content with that "

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

T can do them after he does my bum hole

J x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don’t trust myself! I don’t think I’ve ever shaved my own legs without injury…

I can honestly say I absolutely haven't...

It’s the knee cap, how do you shave that without cutting yourself such an odd shaped little fuck!

Can we just drink with together and some handsome lad can shave us both?

Yes.

Yes.

This is a very good idea.

Yes.

I mean, if we are getting someone in to do it I'll take the waxing...

I'd love someone to shave my everything. Sounds wonderful. I haven't had my legs done but it's very nice having another part shaved. "

I've never had anyone shave any part of me.

Except an ill advised time with my head in my teens

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"T can do them after he does my bum hole

J x"

Aww... T will be so pleased!

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago


"T can do them after he does my bum hole

J x"

That's the top of the leg.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"T can do them after he does my bum hole

J x

Aww... T will be so pleased! "

He loves it when I volunteer him for jobs

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please "

•

Is this appropriate behaviour from our new MÅYÖR?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"T can do them after he does my bum hole

J x

That's the top of the leg. "

To be fair... I was counting it and the fandango in the request

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"T can do them after he does my bum hole

J x

Aww... T will be so pleased!

He loves it when I volunteer him for jobs "

Well... it's in the marriage small print after all

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please

•

Is this appropriate behaviour from our new MÅYÖR?

"

Yes. Delegation is importanant

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

He let's me shave his face Posh, so I reckon I could do your legs

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"He let's me shave his face Posh, so I reckon I could do your legs "

I'd totally have you do it!

Woo hoo!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please

•

Is this appropriate behaviour from our new MÅYÖR?

Yes. Delegation is importanant"

•

You have to be in possession of a Tiara to Delhi Gate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t shave them

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please "

Have tweezers will travel

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please

•

Is this appropriate behaviour from our new MÅYÖR?

Yes. Delegation is importanant

•

You have to be in possession of a Tiara to Delhi Gate."

I do actually have one. Is purty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[leg hair Removed by poster at 25/04/22 15:56:53]

Wow... that was speedy!"

I’ve had this said to me before

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Don’t shave them "

But... yeti not sexy.

Or comfortable any more

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please

Have tweezers will travel"

Come on then... I dare you

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago


"T can do them after he does my bum hole

J x

That's the top of the leg.

To be fair... I was counting it and the fandango in the request"

You had me at hello

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[leg hair Removed by poster at 25/04/22 15:56:53]

Wow... that was speedy!

I’ve had this said to me before "

I take it as a compliment... the first time

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"T can do them after he does my bum hole

J x

That's the top of the leg.

To be fair... I was counting it and the fandango in the request

You had me at hello"

Hello

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.

See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!

This is why I need help!"

Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

Can't you just use a blowtorch?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.

See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!

This is why I need help!

Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool. "

This is what I'm trying to do!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can't you just use a blowtorch? "

No... but you can

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Can't you just use a blowtorch? "

To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done

Cherry x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can't you just use a blowtorch?

To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done

Cherry x"

Team work makes the dream work!

And I think you two could do me effectively.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot


"Can't you just use a blowtorch?

To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done

Cherry x"

I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can't you just use a blowtorch?

To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done

Cherry x

I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though "

I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot


"Can't you just use a blowtorch?

To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done

Cherry x

I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though

I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this..."

You want help or not?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can't you just use a blowtorch?

To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done

Cherry x

I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though

I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...

You want help or not? "

I really do!

I can take it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot


"Can't you just use a blowtorch?

To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done

Cherry x

I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though

I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...

You want help or not?

I really do!

I can take it "

Grab that can of Africa cherry

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Can't you just use a blowtorch?

To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done

Cherry x

I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though

I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...

You want help or not? "

It will only sting a little then we'll start on your legs

Cherry x

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Can't you just use a blowtorch?

To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done

Cherry x

I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though

I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...

You want help or not?

I really do!

I can take it

Grab that can of Africa cherry "

This is all Africa scent is good for

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot


"Can't you just use a blowtorch?

To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done

Cherry x

I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though

I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...

You want help or not?

I really do!

I can take it

Grab that can of Africa cherry

This is all Africa scent is good for "

I agree

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Thank heavens (and my voting mechanisms) that we've got Jím as Deputy Mayor, seeing that after two hours what's-her-face is still grooming her legs and quinny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please

Have tweezers will travel"

Sadist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please

Have tweezers will travel

Sadist!"

Thats the word i was thinking off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please

Have tweezers will travel

Sadist!

Thats the word i was thinking off lol"

There's several sadists on this thread!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can't you just use a blowtorch?

To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done

Cherry x

I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though

I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...

You want help or not?

I really do!

I can take it

Grab that can of Africa cherry

This is all Africa scent is good for

I agree "

I also agree

The burnt hair and flesh smell will mask it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Thank heavens (and my voting mechanisms) that we've got Jím as Deputy Mayor, seeing that after two hours what's-her-face is still grooming her legs and quinny! "

Oi! I'm not grooming!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Opaque hold ups... Problem solved

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot


"Can't you just use a blowtorch?

To be honest I was just thinking the same.... I'll spray her with lynx, you grab the torch. Let's get this done

Cherry x

I like a bit of teamwork, we can use lynx and a lighter though

I'm actually not convinced I'm going to enjoy this...

You want help or not?

I really do!

I can take it

Grab that can of Africa cherry

This is all Africa scent is good for

I agree

I also agree

The burnt hair and flesh smell will mask it "

Mmm delightful

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Just do em when you cut the grass. That's what I did. I only lost both my lower legs so now they never need shaving again! Winner.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Opaque hold ups... Problem solved "

You are so wise.

They'll hide most of the burns too

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just do em when you cut the grass. That's what I did. I only lost both my lower legs so now they never need shaving again! Winner."

You're back! Missed your wiseness

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Just do em when you cut the grass. That's what I did. I only lost both my lower legs so now they never need shaving again! Winner.

You're back! Missed your wiseness"

Only for a diddy bit. Feel like a square peg in a round hole.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring.

I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.

Jo.Xx

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Just do em when you cut the grass. That's what I did. I only lost both my lower legs so now they never need shaving again! Winner."

Good to see you P.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How bad are they ? Do they look like a farmer chin ? X

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot


"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring.

I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.

Jo.Xx

"

Me and cherry can do you after posh

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot


"Just do em when you cut the grass. That's what I did. I only lost both my lower legs so now they never need shaving again! Winner.

You're back! Missed your wiseness

Only for a diddy bit. Feel like a square peg in a round hole."

No you're a round one in a square hole, still slides in

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring.

I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.

Jo.Xx

Me and cherry can do you after posh"

I see a business opportunity here PD

Imagine the board meetings....

Cherry x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot


"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring.

I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.

Jo.Xx

Me and cherry can do you after posh

I see a business opportunity here PD

Imagine the board meetings....

Cherry x"

They would be epic, especially if you're wearing those chains

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please

Have tweezers will travel

Come on then... I dare you "

Send me an address, I’m free this weekend

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just do em when you cut the grass. That's what I did. I only lost both my lower legs so now they never need shaving again! Winner.

You're back! Missed your wiseness

Only for a diddy bit. Feel like a square peg in a round hole."

You're not square. You're star shaped

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring.

I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.

Jo.Xx

"

Exactly!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How bad are they ? Do they look like a farmer chin ? X "

No... that's my beard

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring.

I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.

Jo.Xx

Me and cherry can do you after posh

I see a business opportunity here PD

Imagine the board meetings....

Cherry x"

I'll take minutes

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please

Have tweezers will travel

Come on then... I dare you

Send me an address, I’m free this weekend "

You have no idea how tempting that is...

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring.

I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.

Jo.Xx

Me and cherry can do you after posh

I see a business opportunity here PD

Imagine the board meetings....

Cherry x

I'll take minutes "

I'll take you all!!

.

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring.

I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.

Jo.Xx

Me and cherry can do you after posh

I see a business opportunity here PD

Imagine the board meetings....

Cherry x

I'll take minutes

I'll take you all!!

.

Jo.Xx "

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll do it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll do it "

You absolutely know I'd love to have you do it

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Opaque hold ups... Problem solved

You are so wise.

They'll hide most of the burns too"

Win win

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot


"I feel your pain. I hate doing the defuzz thing. It's long and achey and boring.

I would like to just lay there and let someone else do it.

Jo.Xx

Me and cherry can do you after posh

I see a business opportunity here PD

Imagine the board meetings....

Cherry x

I'll take minutes

I'll take you all!!

.

Jo.Xx "

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.

See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!

This is why I need help!

Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool.

This is what I'm trying to do!"

Send GPS co-ordinates and I will set my sat-nav.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Power up the wahl x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.

See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!

This is why I need help!

Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool.

This is what I'm trying to do!

Send GPS co-ordinates and I will set my sat-nav. "

Erm... there's a 4 in it I think...

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton


"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.

See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!

This is why I need help!

Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool.

This is what I'm trying to do!

Send GPS co-ordinates and I will set my sat-nav.

Erm... there's a 4 in it I think..."

I will bring a razor to the next social to do them for you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.

See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!

This is why I need help!

Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool.

This is what I'm trying to do!

Send GPS co-ordinates and I will set my sat-nav.

Erm... there's a 4 in it I think...

I will bring a razor to the next social to do them for you"

AUGUST?

I won't be able to move my legs by then... they'll be a tangled mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will shave them with my finest razor.

I will also do your flange if you desire me to do so.

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton


"After a long, long winter, wouldn't it be better to use a flamethrower to burn the little blighters off. But if they are really stubborn could you use a rasp file.

See... this is the thing. I should do that. But... effort!

This is why I need help!

Get a man in. He will need good hand eye co-ordination and be handy with a tool.

This is what I'm trying to do!

Send GPS co-ordinates and I will set my sat-nav.

Erm... there's a 4 in it I think...

I will bring a razor to the next social to do them for you

AUGUST?

I won't be able to move my legs by then... they'll be a tangled mess."

Sounds like it would be fun trying

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I will shave them with my finest razor.

I will also do your flange if you desire me to do so."

Yes please LBC.

Just remove it all. All the hair.

I wish to be smooth like dolphin please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will shave them with my finest razor.

I will also do your flange if you desire me to do so.

Yes please LBC.

Just remove it all. All the hair.

I wish to be smooth like dolphin please "

That phrase is going to echo in my mind for some time. "I wish to be smooth like dolphin".

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I will shave them with my finest razor.

I will also do your flange if you desire me to do so.

Yes please LBC.

Just remove it all. All the hair.

I wish to be smooth like dolphin please

That phrase is going to echo in my mind for some time. "I wish to be smooth like dolphin". "

I use it often...

You're so welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will shave them with my finest razor.

I will also do your flange if you desire me to do so.

Yes please LBC.

Just remove it all. All the hair.

I wish to be smooth like dolphin please

That phrase is going to echo in my mind for some time. "I wish to be smooth like dolphin".

I use it often...

You're so welcome "

It will make me smile as I go through my (rather stressful) day

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I will shave them with my finest razor.

I will also do your flange if you desire me to do so.

Yes please LBC.

Just remove it all. All the hair.

I wish to be smooth like dolphin please

That phrase is going to echo in my mind for some time. "I wish to be smooth like dolphin".

I use it often...

You're so welcome

It will make me smile as I go through my (rather stressful) day "

Awww! My flange made someone smile today!

(Yeah, it is stretching the facts slightly.... but I'm going there)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will shave them with my finest razor.

I will also do your flange if you desire me to do so.

Yes please LBC.

Just remove it all. All the hair.

I wish to be smooth like dolphin please

That phrase is going to echo in my mind for some time. "I wish to be smooth like dolphin".

I use it often...

You're so welcome

It will make me smile as I go through my (rather stressful) day

Awww! My flange made someone smile today!

(Yeah, it is stretching the facts slightly.... but I'm going there)"

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I wish to be smooth like dolphin please "

•

...but what's the porpoise?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got one of them blowtorches they use in cookery

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I wish to be smooth like dolphin please

•

...but what's the porpoise?"

Oh baby... if you don't know that by now...

(Yes, I'm ignoring the porpoise joke to go for pervy effect )

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I wish to be smooth like dolphin please

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...but what's the porpoise?"

She wants you to Flipper over

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I wish to be smooth like dolphin please

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...but what's the porpoise?

She wants you to Flipper over "

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What a fin-tastic suggestion!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please "
I'm pretty handy with power tools Posh,

I actually have a bladed whacker in the shed,, do you trust me enough..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish to be smooth like dolphin please

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...but what's the porpoise?

She wants you to Flipper over

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What a fin-tastic suggestion!"

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I've got one of them blowtorches they use in cookery "

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They're made by a company called Singe-that-Minge™.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I wish to be smooth like dolphin please

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...but what's the porpoise?

She wants you to Flipper over

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What a fin-tastic suggestion!"

You know I'm more blue whale than porpoise or dolphin... right?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please I'm pretty handy with power tools Posh,

I actually have a bladed whacker in the shed,, do you trust me enough.. "

Absolutely. You have a vestest interest in keeping my legs in one piece after all... they will feel better round your waist and over your shoulders then

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I think we need a new Mayor. The current one is uber-obsessed with having porcelain-smooth legs. And by her own admission she's metamorphosed from a dolphin to a whale!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I can't be bothered to shave my legs.

Would someone come do it for me please I'm pretty handy with power tools Posh,

I actually have a bladed whacker in the shed,, do you trust me enough..

Absolutely. You have a vestest interest in keeping my legs in one piece after all... they will feel better round your waist and over your shoulders then "
very good point,,

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Would they require a hedge trimmer and a lawn mower ?

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