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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Go on perve someone else in the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Out......

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Waits with popcorn

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I quite often do anyway

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Why not?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Perverts

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Ok, if you insist!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perverts "

Says posh the

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Waits with popcorn "

This might not be in the spirit of the thread, sorry Wonko, but I really like your sheer bralet, where did you get it from?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"I quite often do anyway"

How did I know you’d be here!

Also- I’m in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IN. To even the ratio a bit.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Perverts

Says posh the "

Exactly.

I'm glad you noticed my sweetness, innocence and all round angelic demeanour.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Waits with popcorn

This might not be in the spirit of the thread, sorry Wonko, but I really like your sheer bralet, where did you get it from? "

Oh no the popcorn is my perving snack as well as my eye rolling thread snack. I like a versatile snack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perverts

Says posh the

Exactly.

I'm glad you noticed my sweetness, innocence and all round angelic demeanour."

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Think that's the first thing we all do right happy Monday

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

This is the limit of my brain today. Perving. You especially up there ^^^ Grrrrr...

Cherry x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Perverts

Says posh the

Exactly.

I'm glad you noticed my sweetness, innocence and all round angelic demeanour.

"

Exactly

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"This is the limit of my brain today. Perving. You especially up there ^^^ Grrrrr...

Cherry x"

Oh what a cute avatar Cherry!

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

In…. Then in again and in again

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

Been unknowingly in all day

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Waits with popcorn

This might not be in the spirit of the thread, sorry Wonko, but I really like your sheer bralet, where did you get it from?

Oh no the popcorn is my perving snack as well as my eye rolling thread snack. I like a versatile snack "

... but your avatar! The sheer item!

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Perverts

Says posh the

Exactly.

I'm glad you noticed my sweetness, innocence and all round angelic demeanour."

Posh. I'm perving you. A little something sent....

Cherry x

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Done; ladies tits and bums perved

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Waits with popcorn

This might not be in the spirit of the thread, sorry Wonko, but I really like your sheer bralet, where did you get it from? "

Oh and apologies for completely ignoring your question about the bralet…I thought you were asking Wonko where he got his mine is from shein can’t speak for Wonko ms bralet

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Perverts

Says posh the

Exactly.

I'm glad you noticed my sweetness, innocence and all round angelic demeanour.

Posh. I'm perving you. A little something sent....

Cherry x"

Ooooh oooh oooh...

*goes to check inbox

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Waits with popcorn

This might not be in the spirit of the thread, sorry Wonko, but I really like your sheer bralet, where did you get it from?

Oh and apologies for completely ignoring your question about the bralet…I thought you were asking Wonko where he got his mine is from shein can’t speak for Wonko ms bralet "

I don't have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perverts "

Hey how did you know.... I mean am I lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done; ladies tits and bums perved "

What do we do next? Fancy a beer?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m a champion perv.

I’ve got all my certificates and everything.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"This is the limit of my brain today. Perving. You especially up there ^^^ Grrrrr...

Cherry x

Oh what a cute avatar Cherry! "

Thank you beautiful!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Just to say... Cherry wins at Perve

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Perverts "

I’d go medieval perv on your ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure theres someone in here i wanna perv at

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"This is the limit of my brain today. Perving. You especially up there ^^^ Grrrrr...

Cherry x

Oh what a cute avatar Cherry! "

True story.

Those blue pants though dancer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to say. There’s some absolutely gorgeous women on fab. I need a stiff drink…..

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Just to say... Cherry wins at Perve "

Thanking you. Just need a chest to pin my Pervert badge on

Cherry x

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Waits with popcorn "

A sharing bucket I hope

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Just to say. There’s some absolutely gorgeous women on fab. I need a stiff cock ….. "

Me too. Me too....

Cherry x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just to say... Cherry wins at Perve

Thanking you. Just need a chest to pin my Pervert badge on

Cherry x"

You can borrow mine. Just prick me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a champion perv.

I’ve got all my certificates and everything. "

Damn. You’re fucking good.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I have perved several people, in-between my work of course

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"In…. Then in again and in again "

Ooh boobs and a Willy

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Just to say. There’s some absolutely gorgeous women on fab. I need a stiff cock …..

Me too. Me too....

Cherry x"

Errrr hello

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'm sure theres someone in here i wanna perv at"

Give everyone a perv, it makes life easier.

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By *hellebelleWoman
over a year ago

ashford

I love a good perv or window shop … I’d much rather be on here watching real videos then fake porn

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"This is the limit of my brain today. Perving. You especially up there ^^^ Grrrrr...

Cherry x

Oh what a cute avatar Cherry!

True story.

Those blue pants though dancer. "

Very easy to stick your fingers through

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


" "

You're late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely in

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"This is the limit of my brain today. Perving. You especially up there ^^^ Grrrrr...

Cherry x

Oh what a cute avatar Cherry!

True story.

Those blue pants though dancer.

Very easy to stick your fingers through "

How about tongues. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love a good perv or window shop … I’d much rather be on here watching real videos then fake porn "

Exactly the same here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving

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By *ammy_xMan
over a year ago

Reading


"In "

Wow!

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow


"In…. Then in again and in again

Ooh boobs and a Willy "

Indeed

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"

You're late"

It takes me a long time to ‘arrive’

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

You're late

It takes me a long time to ‘arrive’ "

I bloody know.

I read most of War and Peace last time ffs.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"

You're late

It takes me a long time to ‘arrive’

I bloody know.

I read most of War and Peace last time ffs."

It was worth it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to say. There’s some absolutely gorgeous women on fab. I need a stiff cock …..

Me too. Me too....

Cherry x"

You’re a knob…

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

You're late

It takes me a long time to ‘arrive’

I bloody know.

I read most of War and Peace last time ffs.

It was worth it though "

Always

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

Certainly happy to perv the lovely people on this thread

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By *ich_ChesterMan
over a year ago

Chester

Happy to perve and be perved on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not,im in

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Just to say. There’s some absolutely gorgeous women on fab. I need a stiff cock …..

Me too. Me too....

Cherry x

You want a knob…"

Was I not clear the first time?

Cherry x

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By *azzle1989Man
over a year ago

Canterbury

Why not, im in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just to say. There’s some absolutely gorgeous women on fab. I need a stiff cock …..

Me too. Me too....

Cherry x

You want a knob…

Was I not clear the first time?

Cherry x"

I want your knob

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Just to say. There’s some absolutely gorgeous women on fab. I need a stiff cock …..

Me too. Me too....

Cherry x

You want a knob…

Was I not clear the first time?

Cherry x"

I'm an utter knob

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Just to say. There’s some absolutely gorgeous women on fab. I need a stiff cock …..

Me too. Me too....

Cherry x

Errrr hello "

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

In

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"In and perving "

Perving you and your pretty new shoes

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Just to say. There’s some absolutely gorgeous women on fab. I need a stiff cock …..

Me too. Me too....

Cherry x

You want a knob…

Was I not clear the first time?

Cherry x

I want your knob "

My knob is yours babes

Cherry x

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Just to say. There’s some absolutely gorgeous women on fab. I need a stiff cock …..

Me too. Me too....

Cherry x

You want a knob…

Was I not clear the first time?

Cherry x

I'm an utter knob "

A complete knob

Cherry x

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Perved and very pleased I did.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I'm sure theres someone in here i wanna perv at

Give everyone a perv, it makes life easier. "

Equal opportunity perving thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You perverts disgust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perved and very pleased I did. "

Thank God you two have arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

In up to the hilt!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just to say. There’s some absolutely gorgeous women on fab. I need a stiff cock …..

Me too. Me too....

Cherry x

You want a knob…

Was I not clear the first time?

Cherry x

I want your knob

My knob is yours babes

Cherry x"

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

With pleasure

D.

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By *aul40nwMan
over a year ago

wirral

Like a cheeky perv im in ..

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Perved and very pleased I did.

Thank God you two have arrived "

Only because I'm an utter outright perve.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In.

In up to the hilt!"

Of that there is no doubt

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Just to say. There’s some absolutely gorgeous women on fab. I need a stiff cock …..

Me too. Me too....

Cherry x

You want a knob…

Was I not clear the first time?

Cherry x

I'm an utter knob

A complete knob

Cherry x"

Yay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I must be getting all the ninja Perverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must be getting all the ninja Perverts "

Your problem is you’re showing all the goods in your profile pic

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Where is all the fresh flesh? I’m sure I’ve perved all suitable victims already.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Where is all the fresh flesh? I’m sure I’ve perved all suitable victims already. "

Hello

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"I must be getting all the ninja Perverts "

Ive been in, didn't know you force fed root beer.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Where is all the fresh flesh? I’m sure I’ve perved all suitable victims already.

Hello "

You know you get a good regular perv already.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Where is all the fresh flesh? I’m sure I’ve perved all suitable victims already. "

Nothing wrong with revisiting

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Done

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

All over this

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Where is all the fresh flesh? I’m sure I’ve perved all suitable victims already.

Nothing wrong with revisiting "

Certainly not. But if they handed out air miles for time spent perving a profile I’d be able to fly to New York and back on yours alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getcha perve on, getcha perve on. Getcha getcha getcha getcha perve on.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'm guilty of perving often, ok very often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getcha perve on, getcha perve on. Getcha getcha getcha getcha perve on."

Yes! What song is that? I know I know it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must be getting all the ninja Perverts "

My profile must be locked for some.

This site is glitchy

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By *reezulMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Guilty

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Getcha perve on, getcha perve on. Getcha getcha getcha getcha perve on.

Yes! What song is that? I know I know it. "

Go to be One Way or Another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving this afternoons viewing material

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I quite often do anyway

How did I know you’d be here!

Also- I’m in x"

Rude!!

Also; true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getcha perve on, getcha perve on. Getcha getcha getcha getcha perve on."
chuuuune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getcha perve on, getcha perve on. Getcha getcha getcha getcha perve on.

Yes! What song is that? I know I know it.

Go to be One Way or Another. "

Missy Elliott.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Glad you are all enjoying the thread

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By *rTongueMan
over a year ago

...

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getcha perve on, getcha perve on. Getcha getcha getcha getcha perve on.

Yes! What song is that? I know I know it.

Go to be One Way or Another.

Missy Elliott."

Thank you. That doing my head in. Was singing it in the right tune too.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I've actually been perv'ing at Teå Mønkey all day today. Weird huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getcha perve on, getcha perve on. Getcha getcha getcha getcha perve on.

Yes! What song is that? I know I know it.

Go to be One Way or Another.

Missy Elliott."

Omg I missed that comment

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Where is all the fresh flesh? I’m sure I’ve perved all suitable victims already.

Nothing wrong with revisiting

Certainly not. But if they handed out air miles for time spent perving a profile I’d be able to fly to New York and back on yours alone. "

There will be room in your case for me won’t there? I mean perving in person sounds far more appealing

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"Go on perve someone else in the thread "

Like we need asking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on perve someone else in the thread

Like we need asking "

I'm giving you an excuse to do it though

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've actually been perv'ing at Teå Mønkey all day today. Weird huh?

"

Nah. He has some excellent pictures...

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I only blatantly perve on days ending in y...

(With apologies to all for the unsolicited profile views/fabs!)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I only blatantly perve on days ending in y...

(With apologies to all for the unsolicited profile views/fabs!)"

It took me way too long to realise that's every day

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

A wank a day keeps the perving at bay

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I only blatantly perve on days ending in y...

(With apologies to all for the unsolicited profile views/fabs!)

It took me way too long to realise that's every day "

I feel you. Took me about 7 years before the "bi-phone" penny dropped...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I only blatantly perve on days ending in y...

(With apologies to all for the unsolicited profile views/fabs!)

It took me way too long to realise that's every day

I feel you. Took me about 7 years before the "bi-phone" penny dropped..."

Um...

Whassat?

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Perving away

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By *kaythen07Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"A wank a day keeps the perving at bay "
it doesn't, I've tried

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I am looking for boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I only blatantly perve on days ending in y...

(With apologies to all for the unsolicited profile views/fabs!)

It took me way too long to realise that's every day

I feel you. Took me about 7 years before the "bi-phone" penny dropped...

Um...

Whassat? "

Apologies for annoying rabbit hole when we just want to perve, OP, but there's a fairly regular post from someone looking for "bi-phone" fun. Cue many humourous mobile phone relayed replies which flew straight over my head FOR AGES until I realised it's all about the play on i-phone...

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I am looking for boobs."

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perv?.... oh go on then

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"A wank a day keeps the perving at bay it doesn't, I've tried "

True dat *fist bump emoji

Cherry x

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"Go on perve someone else in the thread

Like we need asking

I'm giving you an excuse to do it though "

You're a good man, Wonko

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

In for a perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on perve someone else in the thread "

Ok

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'm guilty of perving often, ok very often

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By *aptainhornpipeMan
over a year ago

manchester

Also in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I only blatantly perve on days ending in y...

(With apologies to all for the unsolicited profile views/fabs!)

It took me way too long to realise that's every day

I feel you. Took me about 7 years before the "bi-phone" penny dropped...

Um...

Whassat?

Apologies for annoying rabbit hole when we just want to perve, OP, but there's a fairly regular post from someone looking for "bi-phone" fun. Cue many humourous mobile phone relayed replies which flew straight over my head FOR AGES until I realised it's all about the play on i-phone..."

Ahh... yes. Um. I totally got that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perverts

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I am looking for boobs.

*waves*"

don't mind if I look again?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Where is all the fresh flesh? I’m sure I’ve perved all suitable victims already.

Nothing wrong with revisiting

Certainly not. But if they handed out air miles for time spent perving a profile I’d be able to fly to New York and back on yours alone.

There will be room in your case for me won’t there? I mean perving in person sounds far more appealing "

How can I perv you bundled up in a case

Or is this a kink you haven’t shared yet?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I've actually been perv'ing at Teå Mønkey all day today. Weird huh?

"

Not weird, you’re only human…

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I am looking for boobs.

*waves* don't mind if I look again? "

Look away Well, not look away as in look away as in don’t look, look away as in feel free to look. Hope threats cleared that up

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I am looking for boobs.

*waves* don't mind if I look again?

Look away Well, not look away as in look away as in don’t look, look away as in feel free to look. Hope threats cleared that up "

I will look through my fingers just to be sure

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I've actually been perv'ing at Teå Mønkey all day today. Weird huh?

Not weird, you’re only human…

"

I think I'm going to print this and stick it on my fridge using a babe magnet.

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By *kaythen07Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"A wank a day keeps the perving at bay it doesn't, I've tried

True dat *fist bump emoji

Cherry x"

lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've actually been perv'ing at Teå Mønkey all day today. Weird huh?

Not weird, you’re only human…

I think I'm going to print this and stick it on my fridge using a babe magnet."

You're gonna use Tea Monkey to stick it to your fridge?

(I'm sucking up for no reason other than it's good to have some suck up banked)

(That came out weirder than I meant it to)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've actually been perv'ing at Teå Mønkey all day today. Weird huh?

Not weird, you’re only human…

I think I'm going to print this and stick it on my fridge using a babe magnet.

You're gonna use Tea Monkey to stick it to your fridge?

(I'm sucking up for no reason other than it's good to have some suck and wanked)

(That came out weirder than I meant it to)"

Standard

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've actually been perv'ing at Teå Mønkey all day today. Weird huh?

Not weird, you’re only human…

I think I'm going to print this and stick it on my fridge using a babe magnet.

You're gonna use Tea Monkey to stick it to your fridge?

(I'm sucking up for no reason other than it's good to have some suck and wanked)

(That came out weirder than I meant it to)

Standard "

At least I just say it and don't send the weird...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've actually been perv'ing at Teå Mønkey all day today. Weird huh?

Not weird, you’re only human…

I think I'm going to print this and stick it on my fridge using a babe magnet.

You're gonna use Tea Monkey to stick it to your fridge?

(I'm sucking up for no reason other than it's good to have some suck and wanked)

(That came out weirder than I meant it to)

Standard

At least I just say it and don't send the weird..."

You're totally un-weird you obvs ...

You started it today haha

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I've actually been perv'ing at Teå Mønkey all day today. Weird huh?

Not weird, you’re only human…

I think I'm going to print this and stick it on my fridge using a babe magnet.

You're gonna use Tea Monkey to stick it to your fridge?

(I'm sucking up for no reason other than it's good to have some suck up banked)

(That came out weirder than I meant it to)"

It’s always good to have good will in the bank.

The fact that I’m taking you out for lunch soon has nothing to do with it, obviously

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've actually been perv'ing at Teå Mønkey all day today. Weird huh?

Not weird, you’re only human…

I think I'm going to print this and stick it on my fridge using a babe magnet.

You're gonna use Tea Monkey to stick it to your fridge?

(I'm sucking up for no reason other than it's good to have some suck and wanked)

(That came out weirder than I meant it to)

Standard

At least I just say it and don't send the weird...

You're totally un-weird you obvs ...

You started it today haha"

And honey... you know I'll finish it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've actually been perv'ing at Teå Mønkey all day today. Weird huh?

Not weird, you’re only human…

I think I'm going to print this and stick it on my fridge using a babe magnet.

You're gonna use Tea Monkey to stick it to your fridge?

(I'm sucking up for no reason other than it's good to have some suck up banked)

(That came out weirder than I meant it to)

It’s always good to have good will in the bank.

The fact that I’m taking you out for lunch soon has nothing to do with it, obviously "

See... you get my weird!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've actually been perv'ing at Teå Mønkey all day today. Weird huh?

Not weird, you’re only human…

I think I'm going to print this and stick it on my fridge using a babe magnet.

You're gonna use Tea Monkey to stick it to your fridge?

(I'm sucking up for no reason other than it's good to have some suck and wanked)

(That came out weirder than I meant it to)

Standard

At least I just say it and don't send the weird...

You're totally un-weird you obvs ...

You started it today haha

And honey... you know I'll finish it "

Again ... Standard

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've actually been perv'ing at Teå Mønkey all day today. Weird huh?

Not weird, you’re only human…

I think I'm going to print this and stick it on my fridge using a babe magnet.

You're gonna use Tea Monkey to stick it to your fridge?

(I'm sucking up for no reason other than it's good to have some suck and wanked)

(That came out weirder than I meant it to)

Standard

At least I just say it and don't send the weird...

You're totally un-weird you obvs ...

You started it today haha

And honey... you know I'll finish it

Again ... Standard "

I'm so boring and predictable

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've actually been perv'ing at Teå Mønkey all day today. Weird huh?

Not weird, you’re only human…

I think I'm going to print this and stick it on my fridge using a babe magnet.

You're gonna use Tea Monkey to stick it to your fridge?

(I'm sucking up for no reason other than it's good to have some suck and wanked)

(That came out weirder than I meant it to)

Standard

At least I just say it and don't send the weird...

You're totally un-weird you obvs ...

You started it today haha

And honey... you know I'll finish it

Again ... Standard

I'm so boring and predictable "

This is your own fault today .. You started on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waits with popcorn "

Perved

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've actually been perv'ing at Teå Mønkey all day today. Weird huh?

Not weird, you’re only human…

I think I'm going to print this and stick it on my fridge using a babe magnet.

You're gonna use Tea Monkey to stick it to your fridge?

(I'm sucking up for no reason other than it's good to have some suck and wanked)

(That came out weirder than I meant it to)

Standard

At least I just say it and don't send the weird...

You're totally un-weird you obvs ...

You started it today haha

And honey... you know I'll finish it

Again ... Standard

I'm so boring and predictable

This is your own fault today .. You started on me "

Wasn't me.

Hippy totally hacked my account again

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

But what if I go blind?

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Perving so much

In

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By *ooking4fun84Man
over a year ago

droylsden

Well and truly in and perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, OK then, if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a prolific perv, ninja style J xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've actually been perv'ing at Teå Mønkey all day today. Weird huh?

Not weird, you’re only human…

I think I'm going to print this and stick it on my fridge using a babe magnet.

You're gonna use Tea Monkey to stick it to your fridge?

(I'm sucking up for no reason other than it's good to have some suck and wanked)

(That came out weirder than I meant it to)

Standard

At least I just say it and don't send the weird...

You're totally un-weird you obvs ...

You started it today haha

And honey... you know I'll finish it

Again ... Standard

I'm so boring and predictable

This is your own fault today .. You started on me

Wasn't me.

Hippy totally hacked my account again "

Then she gets it too

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I've actually been perv'ing at Teå Mønkey all day today. Weird huh?

Not weird, you’re only human…

I think I'm going to print this and stick it on my fridge using a babe magnet.

You're gonna use Tea Monkey to stick it to your fridge?

(I'm sucking up for no reason other than it's good to have some suck up banked)

(That came out weirder than I meant it to)

It’s always good to have good will in the bank.

The fact that I’m taking you out for lunch soon has nothing to do with it, obviously "

°

Pøsh, don't ruin the luncheon by showing him your fandango. There's only so much laughter he can take!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've actually been perv'ing at Teå Mønkey all day today. Weird huh?

Not weird, you’re only human…

I think I'm going to print this and stick it on my fridge using a babe magnet.

You're gonna use Tea Monkey to stick it to your fridge?

(I'm sucking up for no reason other than it's good to have some suck up banked)

(That came out weirder than I meant it to)

It’s always good to have good will in the bank.

The fact that I’m taking you out for lunch soon has nothing to do with it, obviously

°

Pøsh, don't ruin the luncheon by showing him your fandango. There's only so much laughter he can take! "

He'd get all weird and embarrassed if I did that. Almost worth it

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Ohh I’m going to get my perv on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a prolific perv, ninja style J xx "

You are aware that doesn't work on friends? 32 times today? Jasmine I'm shocked!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a prolific perv, ninja style J xx

You are aware that doesn't work on friends? 32 times today? Jasmine I'm shocked!! "

My secrets out

Whoops wrong thread J xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some sick puppys here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a perve

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Go on perve someone else in the thread "

I permanently do this on forum threads anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you all for joining in the perve

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In "

Perved numerous times

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Thank you all for joining in the perve "

The pleasure was all ours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

Am i too late?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am i too late?"

Never!!

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