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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

My wife has a dummy head to groom her wigs!

Last night I came in from out back to see a demonic child lurking behind the nets..

Fortunately it was just the horrible head in a wig.

Where have you froze in terror only to find it was something innocent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wife has a dummy head to groom her wigs!

Last night I came in from out back to see a demonic child lurking behind the nets..

Fortunately it was just the horrible head in a wig.

Where have you froze in terror only to find it was something innocent?"

You wanna try having a house full of demonic children

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"My wife has a dummy head to groom her wigs!

Last night I came in from out back to see a demonic child lurking behind the nets..

Fortunately it was just the horrible head in a wig.

Where have you froze in terror only to find it was something innocent?

You wanna try having a house full of demonic children "

No thanks

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I had a real life stalker back in my 20s.

One evening, when my husband was out, I had taken my children to bed and was laying down in the room with them.

I'd had to put all my children in my room as the stalker was throwing rocks through the children's bedroom window, and threatening to burn my house down.

I was half asleep when I heard someone creeping up the stairs, one slow footstep at a time.

I froze for about 2 seconds then the adrenaline kicked in and I picked up a big round weight from my husband's bar bell thingy and stood by the slightly open bedroom door.

As the last step of the stairs creaked I raised the weight, ready to smash it into whatever popped it's head around the corner, and my Doberman's head appeared.

I shouted his name, more in relief than anything and he bolted down the stairs.

It hadn't occurred to me that the dog would have probably barked if someone broke in and started creeping up the stairs.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I have a full size cardboard cut out of David Coulthard (signed ) and before he lived behind my headboard he'd be in the corner of my room and I'd regularly jump out of my skin as I fought him in the corner of my eye!

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"I had a real life stalker back in my 20s.

One evening, when my husband was out, I had taken my children to bed and was laying down in the room with them.

I'd had to put all my children in my room as the stalker was throwing rocks through the children's bedroom window, and threatening to burn my house down.

I was half asleep when I heard someone creeping up the stairs, one slow footstep at a time.

I froze for about 2 seconds then the adrenaline kicked in and I picked up a big round weight from my husband's bar bell thingy and stood by the slightly open bedroom door.

As the last step of the stairs creaked I raised the weight, ready to smash it into whatever popped it's head around the corner, and my Doberman's head appeared.

I shouted his name, more in relief than anything and he bolted down the stairs.

It hadn't occurred to me that the dog would have probably barked if someone broke in and started creeping up the stairs.

"

Crickey x

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

The morgue in Clatterbridge hospital.

I was working in Aerospace hospital security, part of the night shift is to help the porters out at the cancer hospital Clatterbridge. I was helping get a body from the wards to the morgue, I heard a groan from the body, I literally froze in terror.

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"The morgue in Clatterbridge hospital.

I was working in Aerospace hospital security, part of the night shift is to help the porters out at the cancer hospital Clatterbridge. I was helping get a body from the wards to the morgue, I heard a groan from the body, I literally froze in terror."

Yikes!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I once woke up in bed, thought the room was full of smoke, jumped out of bed in a panic only to headbutt my recently painted cream wall.

I'd fallen asleep facing it and had forgotten I'd painted it.

Doh!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I once woke up in bed, thought the room was full of smoke, jumped out of bed in a panic only to headbutt my recently painted cream wall.

I'd fallen asleep facing it and had forgotten I'd painted it.

Doh! "

Your surname isn't Spencer is it? Hubby called Frank?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Stayed over night at parents place house sitting. Woke up to noise in bedroom...one of their cats was having a funny half hour!

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