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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have just asked somenone if they like a rubber chicken up their bum bum..

I am sorry to the Colin lovers...

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

On here or the vanilla site...?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"On here or the vanilla site...? "

Noooo on here...

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Phew, you had me worried for a second.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I have just asked somenone if they like a rubber chicken up their bum bum..

I am sorry to the Colin lovers... "
I d say you probably lost the chicken in the process?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Phew, you had me worried for a second."

Errmmmm I'd have myself worried too.. though some of the messages I have got I worry about them.. dodgy aint the word..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just asked somenone if they like a rubber chicken up their bum bum..

I am sorry to the Colin lovers... I d say you probably lost the chicken in the process? "

My posterior isn't that vast!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I have just asked somenone if they like a rubber chicken up their bum bum..

I am sorry to the Colin lovers... I d say you probably lost the chicken in the process?

My posterior isn't that vast!"

I beg to differ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just asked somenone if they like a rubber chicken up their bum bum..

I am sorry to the Colin lovers... I d say you probably lost the chicken in the process?

My posterior isn't that vast!

I beg to differ... "

You're on missy!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

OMG what have I started here...

Incidentally I just wondered if one can lose something that one never had in the first place?;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG what have I started here...

Incidentally I just wondered if one can lose something that one never had in the first place?;-)"

You didn't start it, it was me she asked!...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG what have I started here...

Incidentally I just wondered if one can lose something that one never had in the first place?;-)"

HAha well you certainly have made people sit back and think about what they really want

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"OMG what have I started here...

Incidentally I just wondered if one can lose something that one never had in the first place?;-)

HAha well you certainly have made people sit back and think about what they really want "

spitting image song has just gone in my head.. stick a chicken up your arse.. I think that is what it said...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"OMG what have I started here...

Incidentally I just wondered if one can lose something that one never had in the first place?;-)

HAha well you certainly have made people sit back and think about what they really want

spitting image song has just gone in my head.. stick a chicken up your arse.. I think that is what it said... "
I am worried about that dating site you mentioned.. it wont be p

long and they ll be corrupted or all be doing a Mr BEan turkey impression...

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"OMG what have I started here...

Incidentally I just wondered if one can lose something that one never had in the first place?;-)

HAha well you certainly have made people sit back and think about what they really want

spitting image song has just gone in my head.. stick a chicken up your arse.. I think that is what it said... I am worried about that dating site you mentioned.. it wont be p

long and they ll be corrupted or all be doing a Mr BEan turkey impression..."

I am worried too.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG what have I started here...

Incidentally I just wondered if one can lose something that one never had in the first place?;-)

HAha well you certainly have made people sit back and think about what they really want

spitting image song has just gone in my head.. stick a chicken up your arse.. I think that is what it said... "

I thought it was hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose... Don't quote me lol

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"OMG what have I started here...

Incidentally I just wondered if one can lose something that one never had in the first place?;-)

HAha well you certainly have made people sit back and think about what they really want

spitting image song has just gone in my head.. stick a chicken up your arse.. I think that is what it said...

I thought it was hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose... Don't quote me lol"

let's start a new song..prize to the 1st person to post it on youtube..

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"OMG what have I started here...

Incidentally I just wondered if one can lose something that one never had in the first place?;-)

HAha well you certainly have made people sit back and think about what they really want

spitting image song has just gone in my head.. stick a chicken up your arse.. I think that is what it said...

I thought it was hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose... Don't quote me lol"

It is... I just googled it.. I am now going to go and hide in the corner in shame...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hope it was cuthbert not Colin

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"I have just asked somenone if they like a rubber chicken up their bum bum..

I am sorry to the Colin lovers... "

What was their reply?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hold a chicken in the air

Stick a deckchair up your nose

Buy a jumbo jet

And then bury all your clothes

Paint your left knee green

Then extract your wisdom teeth

Form a string quartet

And pretend your name is Keith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just asked somenone if they like a rubber chicken up their bum bum..

I am sorry to the Colin lovers...

What was their reply?"

My reply is a secret!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

normal sane self has resumed this morning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for long I hope!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Not for long I hope! "

no not that long...

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