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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Dont open this thread whatever you do, it’s a Pandoras Box of false promise and missing apostrophes.

You’re likely right now thinking, ‘bloody hell Fiddles, what a silly sausage you are’.

But never fear, seeing as youre here, even if youre pretending not to be, I hope you have a great day, and remember that we should all take the time in our days to masturbate and leave out apostrophes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck sake!

Too late. You cheeky rascal scampateer.

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Leave out apostrophes?! What is this filth?!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Apostrophe's or apostrophes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Click bait? Buy this is good click bait! I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a catostrophy to leave out an apostrophe!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Apostrophe's or apostrophes? "

Apostrophes, I think was the only correct missing apostrophe, or not missing as the case was.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Leave out apostrophes?! What is this filth?! "

I know, I’m a pervert.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Click bait? Buy this is good click bait! I like it "

Good bait catches the best fish.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fuck sake!

Too late. You cheeky rascal scampateer."

Scampateer, thats a great word.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

#Fiddlestick'd

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"#Fiddlestick'd"

#Fiddlestickd

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"It's a catostrophy to leave out an apostrophe! "

True, but sometimes im, just reckless.

Look what youve made me do, non capitalisation of the pronoun i.

im off to put my cock in a vice im feeling so dastardly.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"#Fiddlestick'd

#Fiddlestickd"

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Great advice have a fun day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot leave out apostrophes. There are not enough on Fab as it is. The world needs more apostrophes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a catostrophy to leave out an apostrophe!

True, but sometimes im, just reckless.

Look what youve made me do, non capitalisation of the pronoun i.

im off to put my cock in a vice im feeling so dastardly. "

Ooh send me a pic

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Great advice have a fun day "

You can trust me to provide good advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I see you Fiddles,I think of sausage but not silly ones

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"I cannot leave out apostrophe's. There are not enough on Fab as it i's. The world need's more apostrophe's! "

FITY

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I cannot leave out apostrophes. There are not enough on Fab as it is. The world needs more apostrophes! "

I know this has been agony for me. The things I’ll do for the sake of a joke. A pretty poor joke at that.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"Great advice have a fun day

You can trust me to provide good advice. "

Don’t go off the rails though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cannot leave out apostrophe's. There are not enough on Fab as it i's. The world need's more apostrophe's!

FITY "

Humph. Traitor.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"When I see you Fiddles,I think of sausage but not silly ones "

Now that’s what I like to hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cannot leave out apostrophes. There are not enough on Fab as it is. The world needs more apostrophes!

I know this has been agony for me. The things I’ll do for the sake of a joke. A pretty poor joke at that. "

Youre suffering arent you

(Oh for it does physically hurt to do that )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah. point taken

imagine how bad my grammar wold be if i wrote in french....

mon dieu!!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"It's a catostrophy to leave out an apostrophe!

True, but sometimes im, just reckless.

Look what youve made me do, non capitalisation of the pronoun i.

im off to put my cock in a vice im feeling so dastardly.

Ooh send me a pic "

It’s my only vice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a catostrophy to leave out an apostrophe!

True, but sometimes im, just reckless.

Look what youve made me do, non capitalisation of the pronoun i.

im off to put my cock in a vice im feeling so dastardly.

Ooh send me a pic

It’s my only vice. "

Lol. As if.

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By *ashful_at_firstMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

`````````````````, just in case anyone needs to use them...

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Apostrophe's or apostrophes?

Apostrophes, I think was the only correct missing apostrophe, or not missing as the case was. "

Think I need a cuppa to ponder over the apostrophe, apostrophes or apostrophe's situation, may need two and some cake as well.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"`````````````````, just in case anyone needs to use them..."

I’ve always felt that you can’t have too many apostrophes, however Collins’ Guide to English, suggests otherwise.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Apostrophe's or apostrophes?

Apostrophes, I think was the only correct missing apostrophe, or not missing as the case was.

Think I need a cuppa to ponder over the apostrophe, apostrophes or apostrophe's situation, may need two and some cake as well. "

Wise words.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why does the title of this thread have an apostrophe ?

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By *uffsandCropsCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"#Fiddlestick'd

#Fiddlestickd

"

Or #Fiddlesticked

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I cannot leave out apostrophes. There are not enough on Fab as it is. The world needs more apostrophes! "

Doe's it really?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Why does the title of this thread have an apostrophe ?"

Aha, thats the post modernist irony of it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cannot leave out apostrophes. There are not enough on Fab as it is. The world needs more apostrophes!

Doe's it really?"

Shudder...

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Dont open this thread whatever you do, it’s a Pandoras Box of false promise and missing apostrophes.

You’re likely right now thinking, ‘bloody hell Fiddles, what a silly sausage you are’.

But never fear, seeing as youre here, even if youre pretending not to be, I hope you have a great day, and remember that we should all take the time in our days to masturbate and leave out apostrophes.

"

It’s just struck me that every reply in this thread has focused on the lack or not of apostrophes, yet nobody has mentioned enjoying a daily dose of masturbation.

Go figure

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I cannot leave out apostrophes. There are not enough on Fab as it is. The world needs more apostrophes!

Doe's it really?

Shudder..."

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