FabSwingers.com forum: Pet shop

By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Does anyone know of a pet shop that sells less traditional animals/pets? The more robust strong kind? reason I ask is because I just got a message from a lady telling me she needed a “Good hard Duck”

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

It's a quacker

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"It's a quacker

Hahahahaha good one!

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

You smoking the quack?

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

what you need is a lesser known oriental fighting duck, just go into any pet shop and ask for a cuck

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"You smoking the quack?"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Does anyone know of a pet shop that sells less traditional animals/pets? The more robust strong kind? reason I ask is because I just got a message from a lady telling me she needed a “Good hard Duck”

Go to a hardware shop and buy a rubber duck

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

There’s some rough old birds round our way.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

You rang?

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Go to a pond, and if you see a duck bullying the rest, nab it for her

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

There’s a pet shop near me that sells dead wasps, the window has a good half a dozen in it.

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

There’ll be a bill attached to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Good hard Duck”"

It's hard.

So hard.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

There’ll be a bill attached to that "

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

You rang?

Haha hilarious

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

There’ll be a bill attached to that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is a great pet

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

I just realised she might see this thread

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Better off buying some eggs from the farmers market and hatching them herself.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Better off buying some eggs from the farmers market and hatching them herself."

You get that this was just a joke?

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Had she been watching gogglebox this week?

- the “fuck a duck” scene from “Roar” will make you squirm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you need to be selective...you might ruffle feathers getting it wrong

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Think you need to be selective...you might ruffle feathers getting it wrong

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Had she been watching gogglebox this week?

- the “fuck a duck” scene from “Roar” will make you squirm. "

Possibly lol

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Better off buying some eggs from the farmers market and hatching them herself.

You get that this was just a joke?

And the likelihood of duck eggs bought at a farmers market actually hatching is.....?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Better off buying some eggs from the farmers market and hatching them herself.

You get that this was just a joke?

And the likelihood of duck eggs bought at a farmers market actually hatching is.....?

Zilch….

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