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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Is Tinder the worst app ever ? Enter my location and put a maximum distance of 50 miles. It's showing me ladies in fucking Bangkok!! If they aren't around the other side of the world they are 48 miles away. THEY CAN'T ALL BE 48 MILES AWAY !! It's all bullshit !!!!

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Have you got global mode turned on?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Bit like the ads on porn sites, where there are 127 hot single men in my area looking to meet.

Are there? Really?

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

I can picture the steam pluming out your ears

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By *iss ImperfectWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I got banned from Tinder…. Twice! Lol

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Have you got global mode turned on? "

No, definitely turned off even though keeps asking me to turn it on! Why the feck would I want to date someone who's a 12 hour flight away??

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Ting tong?

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"I got banned from Tinder…. Twice! Lol "

How? How?? Please tell !!

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"Have you got global mode turned on?

No, definitely turned off even though keeps asking me to turn it on! Why the feck would I want to date someone who's a 12 hour flight away??"

Have you got “only show users in this range” checked on?

I feel like I’m the help line of a call centre

Press 3 if you need more assistance

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Ting tong?"

Ting tong, ping pong I don't bloody know ??

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Have you got global mode turned on?

No, definitely turned off even though keeps asking me to turn it on! Why the feck would I want to date someone who's a 12 hour flight away??

Have you got “only show users in this range” checked on?

I feel like I’m the help line of a call centre

Press 3 if you need more assistance "

Yes, all of the above ! 3, 3, 3, 3, 3

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"Have you got global mode turned on?

No, definitely turned off even though keeps asking me to turn it on! Why the feck would I want to date someone who's a 12 hour flight away??

Have you got “only show users in this range” checked on?

I feel like I’m the help line of a call centre

Press 3 if you need more assistance

Yes, all of the above ! 3, 3, 3, 3, 3 "

Don’t worry then, you get some people using global that’ll swipe on your profile, so they might show up

Sadly your age makes this worse and usually these people are scammers looking for older lonely men as easy targets

As we say in here, read the bio. Swipe left if they are far away

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Have you got global mode turned on?

No, definitely turned off even though keeps asking me to turn it on! Why the feck would I want to date someone who's a 12 hour flight away??

Have you got “only show users in this range” checked on?

I feel like I’m the help line of a call centre

Press 3 if you need more assistance

Yes, all of the above ! 3, 3, 3, 3, 3

Don’t worry then, you get some people using global that’ll swipe on your profile, so they might show up

Sadly your age makes this worse and usually these people are scammers looking for older lonely men as easy targets

As we say in here, read the bio. Swipe left if they are far away "

Yep, old, that's probably the answer ??

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I’ve had some good shags from Tinder. Young ladies too. I know, at my age?

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

OK Stupid is worse. Nearby? Manchester. I live in Sussex.

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"I’ve had some good shags from Tinder. Young ladies too. I know, at my age? "

Yeah, but were they 48 miles away??

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

POF

it used to be average- now its gone downhill from there

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

I keep getting the same thing when searching... miles away and I have all the right things switched on

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"I’ve had some good shags from Tinder. Young ladies too. I know, at my age?

Yeah, but were they 48 miles away?? "

Some applicants were. Plus one I had to pop into Portsmouth for!

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"I keep getting the same thing when searching... miles away and I have all the right things switched on

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48 miles away??

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Have you got global mode turned on?

No, definitely turned off even though keeps asking me to turn it on! Why the feck would I want to date someone who's a 12 hour flight away??

Have you got “only show users in this range” checked on?

I feel like I’m the help line of a call centre

Press 3 if you need more assistance

Yes, all of the above ! 3, 3, 3, 3, 3 "

If they're outside of your range it means they've swiped you

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Have you got global mode turned on?

No, definitely turned off even though keeps asking me to turn it on! Why the feck would I want to date someone who's a 12 hour flight away??

Have you got “only show users in this range” checked on?

I feel like I’m the help line of a call centre

Press 3 if you need more assistance

Yes, all of the above ! 3, 3, 3, 3, 3

If they're outside of your range it means they've swiped you"

Swiped negative I assume? But why are they looking if they are in Timbuktu??

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"Have you got global mode turned on?

No, definitely turned off even though keeps asking me to turn it on! Why the feck would I want to date someone who's a 12 hour flight away??

Have you got “only show users in this range” checked on?

I feel like I’m the help line of a call centre

Press 3 if you need more assistance

Yes, all of the above ! 3, 3, 3, 3, 3

If they're outside of your range it means they've swiped you

Swiped negative I assume? But why are they looking if they are in Timbuktu?? "

They want to find old lonely men that are gullible enough to send them money for a flight to the UK to visit them, then never get that flight

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By *iss ImperfectWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"I got banned from Tinder…. Twice! Lol

How? How?? Please tell !! "

I wish I could say that it was for something outrageous but no…. I think it was some stalker guy reporting me for something…. Can’t think of any other reason. So, saying I was banned is far more interesting than the reason lol

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Have you got global mode turned on?

No, definitely turned off even though keeps asking me to turn it on! Why the feck would I want to date someone who's a 12 hour flight away??

Have you got “only show users in this range” checked on?

I feel like I’m the help line of a call centre

Press 3 if you need more assistance

Yes, all of the above ! 3, 3, 3, 3, 3

If they're outside of your range it means they've swiped you

Swiped negative I assume? But why are they looking if they are in Timbuktu??

They want to find old lonely men that are gullible enough to send them money for a flight to the UK to visit them, then never get that flight "

Good luck to them then! They have a better chance of shitting a ruby

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

A handy tip I was told... If you set your radius to 1 mile, anyone who appears that's further away has liked you.

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"I got banned from Tinder…. Twice! Lol

How? How?? Please tell !!

I wish I could say that it was for something outrageous but no…. I think it was some stalker guy reporting me for something…. Can’t think of any other reason. So, saying I was banned is far more interesting than the reason lol "

There's stalkers on Tinder I want a stalker

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"A handy tip I was told... If you set your radius to 1 mile, anyone who appears that's further away has liked you. "

Oh god, this is getting confusing !

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Just do what everyone else does and swipe right as many times as you can before bed, then in the morning unmatch the undesirables

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Just do what everyone else does and swipe right as many times as you can before bed, then in the morning unmatch the undesirables "

Really?? But some of them.........I can't

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I got banned from Tinder…. Twice! Lol "

I gave up after the first ban obviously you never learnt anything to be banned twice

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By *iss ImperfectWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"I got banned from Tinder…. Twice! Lol

How? How?? Please tell !!

I wish I could say that it was for something outrageous but no…. I think it was some stalker guy reporting me for something…. Can’t think of any other reason. So, saying I was banned is far more interesting than the reason lol

There's stalkers on Tinder I want a stalker "

Believe me…. You wouldn’t have wanted this one…. Eeeooouuuwww lol

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"I got banned from Tinder…. Twice! Lol

How? How?? Please tell !!

I wish I could say that it was for something outrageous but no…. I think it was some stalker guy reporting me for something…. Can’t think of any other reason. So, saying I was banned is far more interesting than the reason lol

There's stalkers on Tinder I want a stalker

Believe me…. You wouldn’t have wanted this one…. Eeeooouuuwww lol"

If they had a bum likes yours! Yes I would

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By *ookie doughMan
over a year ago

leic

I tried tinder for a laugh, I only swiped right on photos that weren't of an actual person. I matched with 3 cats, 2 dogs and a tin of baked beans

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"I tried tinder for a laugh, I only swiped right on photos that weren't of an actual person. I matched with 3 cats, 2 dogs and a tin of baked beans "

Yes but I bet the beans were 48 miles away !!

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By *iss ImperfectWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"I tried tinder for a laugh, I only swiped right on photos that weren't of an actual person. I matched with 3 cats, 2 dogs and a tin of baked beans "

Too funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have to pay for tinder now? I couldn't see who matched me

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Do you have to pay for tinder now? I couldn't see who matched me "

I've paid but still have no idea on who wants what At least on here when someone says they want to shag you they normally mean it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have to pay for tinder now? I couldn't see who matched me

I've paid but still have no idea on who wants what At least on here when someone says they want to shag you they normally mean it "

I can't remember when I was last on it, I tried to make out the pictures from those who swiped right but I never ever came across their profiles.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Facebook dating is just as bad, and full of scammers and Catfish. I'm only on there now to see how long they persevere until they realise they are not getting anything from me and block me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Facebook dating is just as bad, and full of scammers and Catfish. I'm only on there now to see how long they persevere until they realise they are not getting anything from me and block me.

"

I didn't know Facebook dating was a thing until a colleague told me, he actually met quite a number of women off of there.

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Facebook dating is just as bad, and full of scammers and Catfish. I'm only on there now to see how long they persevere until they realise they are not getting anything from me and block me.

"

God I'm getting old!! I thought a catfish was a tadpole on steroids

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Facebook dating is just as bad, and full of scammers and Catfish. I'm only on there now to see how long they persevere until they realise they are not getting anything from me and block me.

I didn't know Facebook dating was a thing until a colleague told me, he actually met quite a number of women off of there."

It’s good for regular dating but most women want regular mono relationships. But if you just want to go out & have a nice night it’s great

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