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"Today I got a message from someone telling me that he's got a slow cooker and he thought I might be interested. Have you had weirder that that? (I'm not that bothered about slow cookers but if you any of you have any old microwaves, I'm collecting them. I'm using them to build a time machine in my loft.)" I’ve got a flux capacitor for sale if you’re interested. | |||
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"Today I got a message from someone telling me that he's got a slow cooker and he thought I might be interested. Have you had weirder that that? (I'm not that bothered about slow cookers but if you any of you have any old microwaves, I'm collecting them. I'm using them to build a time machine in my loft.)" Better than FAF. Maybe he wants to cook a romantic roast x | |||
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"Today I got a message from someone telling me that he's got a slow cooker and he thought I might be interested. Have you had weirder that that? (I'm not that bothered about slow cookers but if you any of you have any old microwaves, I'm collecting them. I'm using them to build a time machine in my loft.) I’ve got a flux capacitor for sale if you’re interested." Where have you had that from? | |||
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"Today I got a message from someone telling me that he's got a slow cooker and he thought I might be interested. Have you had weirder that that? (I'm not that bothered about slow cookers but if you any of you have any old microwaves, I'm collecting them. I'm using them to build a time machine in my loft.)" We got a message yesterday completely out of nowhere telling us this guys wife had her first BBC the night before. That was the whole message, no context, nothing. | |||
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"Today I got a message from someone telling me that he's got a slow cooker and he thought I might be interested. Have you had weirder that that? (I'm not that bothered about slow cookers but if you any of you have any old microwaves, I'm collecting them. I'm using them to build a time machine in my loft.) I’ve got a flux capacitor for sale if you’re interested. Where have you had that from? " Found it at a car boot sale. The idiots thought it was an Amstrad computer | |||
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"Today I got a message from someone telling me that he's got a slow cooker and he thought I might be interested. Have you had weirder that that? (I'm not that bothered about slow cookers but if you any of you have any old microwaves, I'm collecting them. I'm using them to build a time machine in my loft.)" Perhaps slow cooker is a metaphor for something else...tell him your after a quickie does he have a sandwich toastie | |||
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"Today I got a message from someone telling me that he's got a slow cooker and he thought I might be interested. Have you had weirder that that? (I'm not that bothered about slow cookers but if you any of you have any old microwaves, I'm collecting them. I'm using them to build a time machine in my loft.) I’ve got a flux capacitor for sale if you’re interested." It is a shame that we cannot post links, as there is a company in Ireland that sell them. Search for oreilly auto and flux capacitor for a gander. | |||
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"ive a delorean.. and sone dodgy lybian friends with glowing radiactive stuff. .. probably had some punchline if you responded.. now we will never know.. unless you respond? " Of course I responded! I asked if it was code for something and he said no, that I thought I might be interested. I told him I'm more into microwaves. | |||
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"We once received a message from a single guy asking if we'd meet him in a hotel room and if I'd have a fight with a girlfriend he was bringing. The mind boggles " Who won? | |||
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"We once received a message from a single guy asking if we'd meet him in a hotel room and if I'd have a fight with a girlfriend he was bringing. The mind boggles Who won? " Was it on PPV??? | |||
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"I got asked if I could drop my wife off so she could suck someone off in his shed whilst his wife was asleep in the house. Long story short he got what he wanted and we’ve got a new lawn mower " Nice! | |||
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"I got asked if I could drop my wife off so she could suck someone off in his shed whilst his wife was asleep in the house. Long story short he got what he wanted and we’ve got a new lawn mower " She prostituted herself for a lawnmower ? | |||
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"That, someone wanted to take us away for the weekend, pictk us up, pay for everything, wait on us, bath us, pleasure us and then fall asleep at our feet." I've told my dad off for trying to spend my inheritance before .... I'm so sorry, I'll have words with him, again!! | |||
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"I got asked if I could drop my wife off so she could suck someone off in his shed whilst his wife was asleep in the house. Long story short he got what he wanted and we’ve got a new lawn mower She prostituted herself for a lawnmower ?" Don’t be silly. She hit him with a spade and took the lawn mower. We’re not savages. | |||
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" She prostituted herself for a lawnmower ? Don’t be silly. She hit him with a spade and took the lawn mower. We’re not savages." | |||
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"I got asked if I could drop my wife off so she could suck someone off in his shed whilst his wife was asleep in the house. Long story short he got what he wanted and we’ve got a new lawn mower " There is a guy near me that keeps asking to suck me off in his shed, I asked if there was anything else in it for me? He said anything I want but but dont ask for a lawnmower...how strange | |||
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"I got asked if I could drop my wife off so she could suck someone off in his shed whilst his wife was asleep in the house. Long story short he got what he wanted and we’ve got a new lawn mower There is a guy near me that keeps asking to suck me off in his shed, I asked if there was anything else in it for me? He said anything I want but but dont ask for a lawnmower...how strange " That’s because we took it | |||
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" He said anything I want but but dont ask for a lawnmower...how strange That’s because we took it " Did you get the grass clippings box too ? | |||
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" He said anything I want but but dont ask for a lawnmower...how strange That’s because we took it Did you get the grass clippings box too ?" Yep. We’ll be going back for the strimmer soon | |||
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" He said anything I want but but dont ask for a lawnmower...how strange That’s because we took it Did you get the grass clippings box too ? Yep. We’ll be going back for the strimmer soon " did you take a blanket? how did you stop all the old grass getting in the boot? | |||
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" He said anything I want but but dont ask for a lawnmower...how strange That’s because we took it Did you get the grass clippings box too ? Yep. We’ll be going back for the strimmer soon did you take a blanket? how did you stop all the old grass getting in the boot?" I used a van and a tarp. This isn’t my first rodeo. | |||
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" He said anything I want but but dont ask for a lawnmower...how strange That’s because we took it Did you get the grass clippings box too ? Yep. We’ll be going back for the strimmer soon did you take a blanket? how did you stop all the old grass getting in the boot? I used a van and a tarp. This isn’t my first rodeo." clearly! | |||
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"Had one from a 'Guy' saying "I know on your Profile you say your straight, but if you want I can suck you dry. Give a BJ like you have never had before..." Etc." those are the only messages i get | |||
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"ive a delorean.. and sone dodgy lybian friends with glowing radiactive stuff. .. probably had some punchline if you responded.. now we will never know.. unless you respond? Of course I responded! I asked if it was code for something and he said no, that I thought I might be interested. I told him I'm more into microwaves. " | |||
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"I got asked if I could drop my wife off so she could suck someone off in his shed whilst his wife was asleep in the house. Long story short he got what he wanted and we’ve got a new lawn mower There is a guy near me that keeps asking to suck me off in his shed, I asked if there was anything else in it for me? He said anything I want but but dont ask for a lawnmower...how strange That’s because we took it " He said could he have it back please ? His missus is asking lots of questions .. | |||
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"That, someone wanted to take us away for the weekend, pictk us up, pay for everything, wait on us, bath us, pleasure us and then fall asleep at our feet." Did it work ? | |||
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"Someone asked if I'd had a glass bottle before. And your answer was..." Not yet. | |||
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"Someone just stated "You wouldn't die in a car crash would you" Baffled... yes I am" I’m thinking about airbags. Dunno what it means though | |||
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"I got asked if I wanted to watch a man shit on a bench in a park and eat it in public. I just said no thank you that’s not for me " Wow! You are so polite! | |||
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"Someone just stated "You wouldn't die in a car crash would you" Baffled... yes I am I’m thinking about airbags. Dunno what it means though " Pervert | |||
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"We once received a message from a single guy asking if we'd meet him in a hotel room and if I'd have a fight with a girlfriend he was bringing. The mind boggles Who won? " We politely declined his offer | |||
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"Today I got a message from someone telling me that he's got a slow cooker and he thought I might be interested. Have you had weirder that that? (I'm not that bothered about slow cookers but if you any of you have any old microwaves, I'm collecting them. I'm using them to build a time machine in my loft.)" My timing is awful. Have just taken my old microwave to the tip! Normally it would’ve taken about 20 minutes to get there, but I did it in 2 on high! | |||
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"Would anyone like to buy me a double sausage and egg McMuffin?" In return for being sucked dry in a garden shed? | |||
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"I got asked if I could drop my wife off so she could suck someone off in his shed whilst his wife was asleep in the house. Long story short he got what he wanted and we’ve got a new lawn mower There is a guy near me that keeps asking to suck me off in his shed, I asked if there was anything else in it for me? He said anything I want but but dont ask for a lawnmower...how strange That’s because we took it " | |||
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"I need someone to give me permission to cut my balls off, can Mrs arrow or you give it to me?" I can best that - two men have asked me to cut their knob off. | |||
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"I need someone to give me permission to cut my balls off, can Mrs arrow or you give it to me? I can best that - two men have asked me to cut their knob off. " I've had this..I told him I had an axe in the shed & he replied could I use a knife instead.. | |||
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"We actually had a first message that contained only the words, "Can I shit in her mouth?" Kinks aside, it was disappointing that there wasn't even a "Hi"! " This is what gets me…… ask me what you want but it’s the lack of hi or hello that irks me | |||
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"We actually had a first message that contained only the words, "Can I shit in her mouth?" Kinks aside, it was disappointing that there wasn't even a "Hi"! This is what gets me…… ask me what you want but it’s the lack of hi or hello that irks me " and no please or thankyou!! You had a lucky escape There - no manners!! | |||
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"Today I got a message from someone telling me that he's got a slow cooker and he thought I might be interested. Have you had weirder that that? (I'm not that bothered about slow cookers but if you any of you have any old microwaves, I'm collecting them. I'm using them to build a time machine in my loft.) I’ve got a flux capacitor for sale if you’re interested. Where have you had that from? Found it at a car boot sale. The idiots thought it was an Amstrad computer " A what? Sorry I’ve never heard of one of these MrY | |||
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"Not on here but I once got asked if I wanted to be a pirate with someone, seeing as I had the assets for it P" wooden leg/parrot/ missing an eye and a hook? | |||
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"We actually had a first message that contained only the words, "Can I shit in her mouth?" Kinks aside, it was disappointing that there wasn't even a "Hi"! This is what gets me…… ask me what you want but it’s the lack of hi or hello that irks me and no please or thankyou!! You had a lucky escape There - no manners!! " Yeah, can you imagine someone coming up to you in a pub and asking the same question! | |||
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"I've had "if you were a boogie I'd pick you first " Seriously | |||
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"I've had "if you were a boogie I'd pick you first Seriously " yes very weird | |||
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"I've had that one too ..." Thankful she wasn’t my sister.... | |||
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"Today I got a message from someone telling me that he's got a slow cooker and he thought I might be interested. Have you had weirder that that? (I'm not that bothered about slow cookers but if you any of you have any old microwaves, I'm collecting them. I'm using them to build a time machine in my loft.)" Wow I wish people thought of me when getting rid of slow cookers | |||
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