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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Fab is filled with lots of single folks looking for a possible connection or just a nice fun time out, so here's your chance!

Get yourself on the thread with a few details of your rough location and about yourself, then see if theres someone on the thread that takes your fancy and send them a message!

What you both get up to is entirely up to yourselves but the idea is to go out for a ‘date’ together with no commitment or pressure for anything to happen, think of it as a social but what you make of it is up to you!

It doesn’t need to be romantic or lead to anything, just a good fun time.

Away you go folks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this

Dates are in the air

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Date me! If I use gaffer tape and lolly sticks, I can go, maybe, a few minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Having just done my Sunday morning dating app ritual of "No, no, no, god no, maybe but no chance" it's just apparent that I'm not dating material.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Date me! If I use gaffer tape and lolly sticks, I can go, maybe, a few minutes "

Winner !!!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Date me! If I use gaffer tape and lolly sticks, I can go, maybe, a few minutes "

You do realise these are in public, right?!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Date me! If I use gaffer tape and lolly sticks, I can go, maybe, a few minutes

You do realise these are in public, right?! "

Oh fuc....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like your optimism Tea, a sunny outlook on a beautiful sunny Sunday.

I'm in, what's the worst that could happen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in. Why not, time I actually gave my physical presence to someone instead of just my words.

Manchester based. Someone local,ish would be perfect for a FWB type thing or it’s not exactly going to be regular is it?

But not avoiding meeting up with someone for a once in a lifetime moment…. I should put this in my profile.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

There's very few scottish ladies who want 50 year old, but hey, you never know

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’m wonderful. How can you resist me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Edinburgh based left handed vegetatian biker seeks warm smiles

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

I give good dates

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I give good dates "

And you look sooooo good x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Any cake bakers within 1000 miles or so of Cheltenham… hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anybody find meeeeeeee.... somebody to love

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Can anybody find meeeeeeee.... somebody to love "

Hand raised xx

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Busy Norfolk gent, drinks coffee, eats cake, keeps ketchup in the fridge. Looking for lady that won't have pineapple on a pizza, isn't bothered about Jaffa Cakes and is short than 5.4'

Form an orderly queue, there's only one of me

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'm in! Would love to find another swinging relationship. Just don't see many 'southerners' using the forums, so I suspect my coverage will be limited.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I'm in! Would love to find another swinging relationship. Just don't see many 'southerners' using the forums, so I suspect my coverage will be limited.

"

Come north. I'll cover you x

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe


"I give good dates

And you look sooooo good x"

You're in a small minority of people who think so

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Me!

Although I don't do sex, have the face of an 80 year old, I avoid social things, men annoy me and love being single.

Tricky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a nice walk and some lunch ???

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Oooo I’m in

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By *hellebelleWoman
over a year ago

ashford

Doesn’t seem to be any guys wanting a regular fwb for sex as well as social dates down here near me in the arse end of Kent… but I live in hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn’t seem to be any guys wanting a regular fwb for sex as well as social dates down here near me in the arse end of Kent… but I live in hope "

Same here in the Midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do ya have to be single in order to mingle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in my fingers are crossed my hair is brushed and my eyes may go straight for a while lol

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Hello, I'm M. and I am based in South London. I enjoy nice long walks (to the gym), dancing (in a very sexual manner) and not being around dumb people. I am looking for a woman that is not obsessed with "tall, dark and handsome " and is happy to settle for just "dark and handsome".

P.S I have cake too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, I'm M. and I am based in South London. I enjoy nice long walks (to the gym), dancing (in a very sexual manner) and not being around dumb people. I am looking for a woman that is not obsessed with "tall, dark and handsome " and is happy to settle for just "dark and handsome".

P.S I have cake too!

"

Back in the day I used to party in Croydon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh yes please

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I give good dates

And you look sooooo good x

You're in a small minority of people who think so "

Wait and see how many fabs you get x

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Hello, I'm M. and I am based in South London. I enjoy nice long walks (to the gym), dancing (in a very sexual manner) and not being around dumb people. I am looking for a woman that is not obsessed with "tall, dark and handsome " and is happy to settle for just "dark and handsome".

P.S I have cake too!

Back in the day I used to party in Croydon "

Saarth landan, in it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, I'm M. and I am based in South London. I enjoy nice long walks (to the gym), dancing (in a very sexual manner) and not being around dumb people. I am looking for a woman that is not obsessed with "tall, dark and handsome " and is happy to settle for just "dark and handsome".

P.S I have cake too!

Back in the day I used to party in Croydon

Saarth landan, in it xx"

Surrey - actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. I’m base in Bury and work in Manchester. Into music, theatre, musicals, movies. Solvent, sane (I think!) and single (divorced) and would like to meet a lady of a similar age-ish.

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Love a good date here

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Hello, I'm M. and I am based in South London. I enjoy nice long walks (to the gym), dancing (in a very sexual manner) and not being around dumb people. I am looking for a woman that is not obsessed with "tall, dark and handsome " and is happy to settle for just "dark and handsome".

P.S I have cake too!

Back in the day I used to party in Croydon

Saarth landan, in it xx

Surrey - actually "

Not since 1965......you don't want me to talk to you about political theory...it ain't sexy xx

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

After the most chaotic and stressful last six weeks in my life, I might say I am ready for a lovely relaxed date/social with some interesting peep(s). So definitely in before I get my new flight rosters! lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Not in "

Jesus, you have a profile picture

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By *hellebelleWoman
over a year ago

ashford


"Hello, I'm M. and I am based in South London. I enjoy nice long walks (to the gym), dancing (in a very sexual manner) and not being around dumb people. I am looking for a woman that is not obsessed with "tall, dark and handsome " and is happy to settle for just "dark and handsome".

P.S I have cake too!

Back in the day I used to party in Croydon "

Me too… good old Blue Orchid… those were the days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not in

Jesus, you have a profile picture "

Only for a short time as part of the dots challenge

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Not in

Jesus, you have a profile picture

Only for a short time as part of the dots challenge "

The ladies will go wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not in

Jesus, you have a profile picture

Only for a short time as part of the dots challenge

The ladies will go wild"

Not yet thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in East Yorkshire and up for dating

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"Hello, I'm M. and I am based in South London. I enjoy nice long walks (to the gym), dancing (in a very sexual manner) and not being around dumb people. I am looking for a woman that is not obsessed with "tall, dark and handsome " and is happy to settle for just "dark and handsome".

P.S I have cake too!

Back in the day I used to party in Croydon

Me too… good old Blue Orchid… those were the days "

Stop hijacking my comment !

Croydon was not even referenced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can couples join too Tea? I like dates

Px

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Not in

Jesus, you have a profile picture

Only for a short time as part of the dots challenge

The ladies will go wild

Not yet thankfully "

I can hear the high heels from here

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By *hellebelleWoman
over a year ago

ashford


"Hello, I'm M. and I am based in South London. I enjoy nice long walks (to the gym), dancing (in a very sexual manner) and not being around dumb people. I am looking for a woman that is not obsessed with "tall, dark and handsome " and is happy to settle for just "dark and handsome".

P.S I have cake too!

Back in the day I used to party in Croydon

Me too… good old Blue Orchid… those were the days

Stop hijacking my comment !

Croydon was not even referenced "

I’m was replying to Floro… me bad… please except my sincere apologies

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Can couples join too Tea? I like dates

Px"

I don’t see why not, dynamics allowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, I'm M. and I am based in South London. I enjoy nice long walks (to the gym), dancing (in a very sexual manner) and not being around dumb people. I am looking for a woman that is not obsessed with "tall, dark and handsome " and is happy to settle for just "dark and handsome".

P.S I have cake too!

Back in the day I used to party in Croydon

Me too… good old Blue Orchid… those were the days "

Yes !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not in

Jesus, you have a profile picture

Only for a short time as part of the dots challenge

The ladies will go wild

Not yet thankfully

I can hear the high heels from here"

There after you not me

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By *hellebelleWoman
over a year ago

ashford


"Hello, I'm M. and I am based in South London. I enjoy nice long walks (to the gym), dancing (in a very sexual manner) and not being around dumb people. I am looking for a woman that is not obsessed with "tall, dark and handsome " and is happy to settle for just "dark and handsome".

P.S I have cake too!

Back in the day I used to party in Croydon

Me too… good old Blue Orchid… those were the days

Yes !!!!! "

But what room was your preference… the main one to the left of the stairs or the cheese room to the right…

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

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over a year ago

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By *unCuriousHarryMan
over a year ago

somrwhere over the rainbow, The Shire

I’m in. Love a fab date

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Only thing I hear is tumble w e e d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in East Yorkshire and up for dating "

How are you not taken yet your bloody gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, I'm M. and I am based in South London. I enjoy nice long walks (to the gym), dancing (in a very sexual manner) and not being around dumb people. I am looking for a woman that is not obsessed with "tall, dark and handsome " and is happy to settle for just "dark and handsome".

P.S I have cake too!

Back in the day I used to party in Croydon

Me too… good old Blue Orchid… those were the days

Yes !!!!!

But what room was your preference… the main one to the left of the stairs or the cheese room to the right… "

Cheese room - until the party songs came on

Did you ever dare try Sinatra’s ??

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By *iobhan123Woman
over a year ago

Deal


"Doesn’t seem to be any guys wanting a regular fwb for sex as well as social dates down here near me in the arse end of Kent… but I live in hope "

I feel your pain, East Kent coast is a desert!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, why not.

I’ve been officially single for 6 years and the last time I went on a date was about 20 years ago.

I’m a fiercely independent middle aged vegetarian with a load of wobbly bits….. I’m a total catch!

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By *hellebelleWoman
over a year ago

ashford


"Hello, I'm M. and I am based in South London. I enjoy nice long walks (to the gym), dancing (in a very sexual manner) and not being around dumb people. I am looking for a woman that is not obsessed with "tall, dark and handsome " and is happy to settle for just "dark and handsome".

P.S I have cake too!

Back in the day I used to party in Croydon

Me too… good old Blue Orchid… those were the days

Yes !!!!!

But what room was your preference… the main one to the left of the stairs or the cheese room to the right…

Cheese room - until the party songs came on

Did you ever dare try Sinatra’s ?? "

The cattle market as I called it…only a few times…just wasn’t my cup of tea.

I used to work at Mayday so was always in croydon.. and like you… cheese room mostly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, I'm M. and I am based in South London. I enjoy nice long walks (to the gym), dancing (in a very sexual manner) and not being around dumb people. I am looking for a woman that is not obsessed with "tall, dark and handsome " and is happy to settle for just "dark and handsome".

P.S I have cake too!

Back in the day I used to party in Croydon

Me too… good old Blue Orchid… those were the days

Yes !!!!!

But what room was your preference… the main one to the left of the stairs or the cheese room to the right…

Cheese room - until the party songs came on

Did you ever dare try Sinatra’s ??

The cattle market as I called it…only a few times…just wasn’t my cup of tea.

I used to work at Mayday so was always in croydon.. and like you… cheese room mostly x"

Haha I only went once - never again

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'm in, I would like a fab date.

North Oxon/Warks/Northants areas, happy to travel to other areas for the right person.

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"Hello, I'm M. and I am based in South London. I enjoy nice long walks (to the gym), dancing (in a very sexual manner) and not being around dumb people. I am looking for a woman that is not obsessed with "tall, dark and handsome " and is happy to settle for just "dark and handsome".

P.S I have cake too!

Back in the day I used to party in Croydon

Me too… good old Blue Orchid… those were the days

Yes !!!!!

But what room was your preference… the main one to the left of the stairs or the cheese room to the right…

Cheese room - until the party songs came on

Did you ever dare try Sinatra’s ??

The cattle market as I called it…only a few times…just wasn’t my cup of tea.

I used to work at Mayday so was always in croydon.. and like you… cheese room mostly x

Haha I only went once - never again "

OMG ladies really, I'm trying to find a date here ...hellooo

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Hello, I'm M. and I am based in South London. I enjoy nice long walks (to the gym), dancing (in a very sexual manner) and not being around dumb people. I am looking for a woman that is not obsessed with "tall, dark and handsome " and is happy to settle for just "dark and handsome".

P.S I have cake too!

Back in the day I used to party in Croydon

Me too… good old Blue Orchid… those were the days

Yes !!!!!

But what room was your preference… the main one to the left of the stairs or the cheese room to the right…

Cheese room - until the party songs came on

Did you ever dare try Sinatra’s ??

The cattle market as I called it…only a few times…just wasn’t my cup of tea.

I used to work at Mayday so was always in croydon.. and like you… cheese room mostly x

Haha I only went once - never again

OMG ladies really, I'm trying to find a date here ...hellooo "

Chill.....look cool, they're flocking to us......oh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Below average height, above average cock... looking for willing victims to chuck in the back of my van...

Form an orderly queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I’m a fiercely independent middle aged vegetarian with a load of wobbly bits….. I’m a total catch!"

snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, I'm M. and I am based in South London. I enjoy nice long walks (to the gym), dancing (in a very sexual manner) and not being around dumb people. I am looking for a woman that is not obsessed with "tall, dark and handsome " and is happy to settle for just "dark and handsome".

P.S I have cake too!

Back in the day I used to party in Croydon

Me too… good old Blue Orchid… those were the days

Yes !!!!!

But what room was your preference… the main one to the left of the stairs or the cheese room to the right…

Cheese room - until the party songs came on

Did you ever dare try Sinatra’s ??

The cattle market as I called it…only a few times…just wasn’t my cup of tea.

I used to work at Mayday so was always in croydon.. and like you… cheese room mostly x

Haha I only went once - never again

OMG ladies really, I'm trying to find a date here ...hellooo "

Oooops

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK so I read the rules...

Non drinker who likes photography, empty beaches, hills, sunrises and shit, better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Below average height, above average cock... looking for willing victims to chuck in the back of my van...

Form an orderly queue "

Do you have sweets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK so I read the rules...

Non drinker who likes photography, empty beaches, hills, sunrises and shit, better? "

You look like Tom Hardy !!!

Get out of this thread - you don’t need help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make my own dresses and can whip up a 3 coarse meal in 7 minutes

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By *lackCherry...Woman
over a year ago

North East

Count me in!

Single female living near Middlesbrough

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Talk to floro guys.... be nice though as she is drop dead gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talk to floro guys.... be nice though as she is drop dead gorgeous "

Are you my pimp ?

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Anyone fancy paintballing?

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Anyone fancy paintballing?"
or going alton towers

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Anyone fancy paintballing?"

Is that code?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Talk to floro guys.... be nice though as she is drop dead gorgeous

Are you my pimp ?"

No.....oh no....but you're an exceptional lady, and what a date you'd be xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talk to floro guys.... be nice though as she is drop dead gorgeous

Are you my pimp ?"

So who do I need to talk to first? The monkey or the organ grinder?

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By *unCuriousHarryMan
over a year ago

somrwhere over the rainbow, The Shire

I’m in Cambridgeshire but happy travel No expectations but a good laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Below average height, above average cock... looking for willing victims to chuck in the back of my van...

Form an orderly queue

Do you have sweets? "

Wine gums?

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Anyone fancy paintballing?

Is that code?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK so I read the rules...

Non drinker who likes photography, empty beaches, hills, sunrises and shit, better?

You look like Tom Hardy !!!

Get out of this thread - you don’t need help "

I can't pretend to agree, but I like that you think so

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By *unCuriousHarryMan
over a year ago

somrwhere over the rainbow, The Shire


"I'm in, I would like a fab date.

North Oxon/Warks/Northants areas, happy to travel to other areas for the right person.

"

Helloooo [ waves right person sign]

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Talk to floro guys.... be nice though as she is drop dead gorgeous

Are you my pimp ?

So who do I need to talk to first? The monkey or the organ grinder? "

Not me, unless you're a lady, which plainly, you're not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Below average height, above average cock... looking for willing victims to chuck in the back of my van...

Form an orderly queue

Do you have sweets?

Wine gums?"

No Werthers?!

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By *ookie doughMan
over a year ago

leic

Fantastic I'll throw my name in. A relationship with a like minded woman would be exceptionally agreeable

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm not single, but I guess I'm just a tad greedy and want the best of both worlds.

Hi I'm K and I'm looking for a girlfriend to have fun with in and out of bed. Preferably someone from East Midlands and around my age, but if we click age doesn't really matter. If you are a bit of a weirdo chances are we will get on very well

K

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"Hello, I'm M. and I am based in South London. I enjoy nice long walks (to the gym), dancing (in a very sexual manner) and not being around dumb people. I am looking for a woman that is not obsessed with "tall, dark and handsome " and is happy to settle for just "dark and handsome".

P.S I have cake too!

Back in the day I used to party in Croydon

Me too… good old Blue Orchid… those were the days

Yes !!!!!

But what room was your preference… the main one to the left of the stairs or the cheese room to the right…

Cheese room - until the party songs came on

Did you ever dare try Sinatra’s ??

The cattle market as I called it…only a few times…just wasn’t my cup of tea.

I used to work at Mayday so was always in croydon.. and like you… cheese room mostly x

Haha I only went once - never again

OMG ladies really, I'm trying to find a date here ...hellooo

Oooops

Hello

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm down

Good at wining and dining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Below average height, above average cock... looking for willing victims to chuck in the back of my van...

Form an orderly queue

Do you have sweets?

Wine gums?

No Werthers?! "

Calm yer tits grandma... nat

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I've got marzipan and my own teeth. I'm a catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This pimp of mine is doing a terrible job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

Must like tubby, sarcastic women

I'm happy to travel for the right person

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"This pimp of mine is doing a terrible job "

I'm keeping you for me....mwaahhh! Xx

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I'm in.

Must like tubby, sarcastic women

I'm happy to travel for the right person "

Work it baby, work it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

South Yorkshire area can travel.

I work away a lot usually up to month at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone fancy a nice walk and some lunch ??? "

I'm on my way

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

South coast here. If you'd like a coffee and seafront walk, let me know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in.

Must like tubby, sarcastic women

I'm happy to travel for the right person

Work it baby, work it x"

Best to be honest haha

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I'm in.

Must like tubby, sarcastic women

I'm happy to travel for the right person

Work it baby, work it x

Best to be honest haha"

I like it. Look fine to me x

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Calling any Londoners up for a coffee sometime...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I like a night out and a laugh so if that classes as a date I’m in

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m in for some dating

World record tea drinker

The odd belly busting joke

10 mins of passion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in…

I’m relatively normal-ish

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I like a night out and a laugh so if that classes as a date I’m in "

Nora dear, that sounds like a date to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my favourite things to do is take someone on a tour of my fucking awesome city and show them a local's eye view. The places we go that are off the tourist track. The stunning views and the hidden pubs. The social history and the foreign influences. Anyone up for that and can handle their liquor and I'm in for a date.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I like a night out and a laugh so if that classes as a date I’m in

Nora dear, that sounds like a date to me "

Ah we need another date soon dear

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"One of my favourite things to do is take someone on a tour of my fucking awesome city and show them a local's eye view. The places we go that are off the tourist track. The stunning views and the hidden pubs. The social history and the foreign influences. Anyone up for that and can handle their liquor and I'm in for a date. "

That sounds perfect. Not sure about the handling the liquor bit though

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I like a night out and a laugh so if that classes as a date I’m in

Nora dear, that sounds like a date to me

Ah we need another date soon dear "

Yes Nora, dear, we do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn’t seem to be any guys wanting a regular fwb for sex as well as social dates down here near me in the arse end of Kent… but I live in hope

Same here in the Midlands "

Not many either here

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"One of my favourite things to do is take someone on a tour of my fucking awesome city and show them a local's eye view. The places we go that are off the tourist track. The stunning views and the hidden pubs. The social history and the foreign influences. Anyone up for that and can handle their liquor and I'm in for a date.

That sounds perfect. Not sure about the handling the liquor bit though "

Exactly what I was thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between a date and a social?

If there's coffee, I'm there regardless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This pimp of mine is doing a terrible job "

Putting people off if you ask me

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Awww I'm undateable x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What's the difference between a date and a social?

If there's coffee, I'm there regardless. "

Man after my own heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May as well try this, since no replies to my meet request...

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

I am in, would love a fab date xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May as well try this, since no replies to my meet request... "

If I was closer and not working I would have bought you a coffee xx

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By *nergeticlemurMan
over a year ago

wiltshire

I'm up for it, what's the worst that can happen love an older person

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I can't imagine any lady wanting to date me - even just a coffee-and-cake social.

I live in a fairly remote place in East Yorkshire, on the edge of a small wood and close to a riverbank, that is great to walk along!

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By *att_22Man
over a year ago

manchester

Exactly what I need, dates with like minded women, anyone interested in a date let me know

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By *att_22Man
over a year ago

manchester


"I’m in "
love to take you out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww I'm undateable x"

Curious why you've posted then?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm not in but what a great idea!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’ll give it a bash,no luck so far with any FAF messages.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

It’s tricky from this distance but would be good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww I'm undateable x"

I doubt that very much xx

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Awww I'm undateable x

Curious why you've posted then?"

Joke

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Awww I'm undateable x

I doubt that very much xx"

I'm alright in small doses x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww I'm undateable x"
challenge accepted !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww I'm undateable x

I doubt that very much xx

I'm alright in small doses x"

I would take more than small doses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who knew my location was putting everyone off.

*and I’m sticking with that

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By *jmjt78Man
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Interesting, I'm looking

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe


"I give good dates

And you look sooooo good x

You're in a small minority of people who think so

Wait and see how many fabs you get x"

Fabs are just about aporeciating a picture not dates and that is what this is about lol.

Although I really only need one amazing adventure x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

I’m in, even just for the social aspect

I don’t have cake…………

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, count me in,

I’m in Birmingham, on the Shirley /Solihull side.

As expected, there are far more guys on here than girls.

Good luck in finding your other spoons everyone.

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give good dates

And you look sooooo good x

You're in a small minority of people who think so

Wait and see how many fabs you get x

Fabs are just about aporeciating a picture not dates and that is what this is about lol.

Although I really only need one amazing adventure x

"

You’re joking right? You look absolutely gorgeous

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Was anyone interested in cake?! ... scrolling up ^^^

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"Was anyone interested in cake?! ... scrolling up ^^^

"

I always used to have cake here in the forums but not no more

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Was anyone interested in cake?! ... scrolling up ^^^

"

You never invite a anyway X

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Was anyone interested in cake?! ... scrolling up ^^^

"

That depends. Do you have pineapple on a pizza?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Was anyone interested in cake?! ... scrolling up ^^^

That depends. Do you have pineapple on a pizza?"

Ah, see ... that's us pineapple lovers kicked in to touch eh?!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Was anyone interested in cake?! ... scrolling up ^^^

You never invite a anyway X"

Because the cream will have curddled on the flight down

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Was anyone interested in cake?! ... scrolling up ^^^

I always used to have cake here in the forums but not no more "

... no more cake ?!

Did no one hoard any??

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Was anyone interested in cake?! ... scrolling up ^^^

You never invite a anyway X

Because the cream will have curddled on the flight down "

Is there no shops in Bedford? I can buy local, unless it's a local shop, for local people x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Cake? Someone mention cake?

I was in for cake earlier

Show me the cake please

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"Was anyone interested in cake?! ... scrolling up ^^^

I always used to have cake here in the forums but not no more

... no more cake ?!

Did no one hoard any?? "

Nope! It’s banned from my house now ?? too many sugar and carbs in it ??

My body is a temple and all that jazz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay I'm in. This could be my last chance before applying for undateables.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I was going to write something witty but, after seeing some couples donate blood together; have lunch in a pub; wander around the shopping centre together I think my cold, cold heart is melting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently seeking a serious swinging relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm missing a better half early morning cuddle and making a brew for a special lady..plymouth based

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel I am rather late to the party on this!

I’m in west Berkshire - time poor poor, have a biscuit-body and just love the optimism and ambition of this thread!

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Was anyone interested in cake?! ... scrolling up ^^^

That depends. Do you have pineapple on a pizza?

Ah, see ... that's us pineapple lovers kicked in to touch eh?! "

Alas, your tastes are too crazy for me, I'm not wild enough

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Love a date. I'm in Lincolnshire. Please message. Xx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely something I’m interested in.

Single Male 40

Manchester

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By *asygoingguy82Man
over a year ago

bognor

Single guy down south. Would love to meet a lovely lady to date

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Love going on dates... sadly not many in Norfolk I would date

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Love going on dates... sadly not many in Norfolk I would date

"

Still on the shelf

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Love going on dates... sadly not many in Norfolk I would date

"

Keep looking

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By *ingle w3t femaleWoman
over a year ago

yorkshire

If I dated again it would have to be a guy who understood swinging.. preferably bi too... any takers ??

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

As ever, there's distinct lack of ladies in my neck of the woods

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Ladies date me pls. Thanks for listening…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love a date! Single lady based in central Glasgow. Love Northern Soul, football and cosy pubs. Seeking an intelligent and sexy man who is not intimated by a bright and independent woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in! Dating people with similar sexual interests and wild spirits sounds perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love going on dates... sadly not many in Norfolk I would date

Still on the shelf "

I am out of date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dating is actually the best bit I'd say .

Glasgow area , love a good laugh and very easy to get on with.

Old fashioned gentleman type I'd say I am when on a date

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By *he SurveyorMan
over a year ago

Bury

In Bury, single and looking for fun times

Ladies, anyone fancy a drink and a chat?

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe


"I give good dates

And you look sooooo good x

You're in a small minority of people who think so

Wait and see how many fabs you get x

Fabs are just about aporeciating a picture not dates and that is what this is about lol.

Although I really only need one amazing adventure x

You’re joking right? You look absolutely gorgeous "

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