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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If I let you bum me, what do I get in exchange?

Most original offer wins.

Maybe.

(Terms and conditions apply)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An empty banana skin and a copy of razzle circa 1997

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I let you bum me, what do I get in exchange?

Most original offer wins.

Maybe.

(Terms and conditions apply)"

(This is intended for fun, not am attempt at prostitution)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An empty banana skin and a copy of razzle circa 1997 "

Any advance on Wonko's generous offer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An empty banana skin and a copy of razzle circa 1997

Any advance on Wonko's generous offer?"

Wonko - its looking like your lucky day!

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By *ewbieMan
over a year ago

walsall

Whatever you would like x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whatever you would like x"

Cop-out

Make me an offer!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I have nothing to bum you with, you will get zero satisfaction

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By *ewbieMan
over a year ago

walsall

How's about a huge thick creamy load of spunk all down your throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get the pleasure of being bummed by me. That should be enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have nothing to bum you with, you will get zero satisfaction"

A Sky remote?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Slimy poops

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"I have nothing to bum you with, you will get zero satisfaction

A Sky remote?

"

Yeah, still have one I think & it’s not been used in a while. In exchange, you can keep it as a gift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I let you bum me, what do I get in exchange?

Most original offer wins.

Maybe.

(Terms and conditions apply)"

A tour of the charity shops of Shrewsbury. And a visit to Percy Thrower's Garden Centre.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slimy poops"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sore arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I let you bum me, what do I get in exchange?

Most original offer wins.

Maybe.

(Terms and conditions apply)

A tour of the charity shops of Shrewsbury. And a visit to Percy Thrower's Garden Centre. "

Tempting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A sore arse.

"

True.

In that case the slimy poops may actually come in handy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have nothing to bum you with, you will get zero satisfaction

A Sky remote?

Yeah, still have one I think & it’s not been used in a while. In exchange, you can keep it as a gift "

You are all heart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tempting Jennie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm tempting Jennie."

To be fair it was Percy who was the big draw!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A sore arse.

True.

In that case the slimy poops may actually come in handy"

TMI?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Arse butter I believe its called Jennie, let me find my anal snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I still winning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pebble dashed glasses, and a heavily used snot rag to clean them with

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A bunch of grapes....

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"If I let you bum me, what do I get in exchange?

Most original offer wins.

Maybe.

(Terms and conditions apply)"

I happened upon 2 scrap books in an old storage cupboard at work that were full of lovingly cut out and taped in pictures of 1980s page 3 girls (all Black and White pics).

I think that would be a fair trade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I let you bum me, what do I get in exchange?

Most original offer wins.

Maybe.

(Terms and conditions apply)

A tour of the charity shops of Shrewsbury. And a visit to Percy Thrower's Garden Centre. "

That sounds like my ideal date

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I let you bum me, what do I get in exchange?

Most original offer wins.

Maybe.

(Terms and conditions apply)

I happened upon 2 scrap books in an old storage cupboard at work that were full of lovingly cut out and taped in pictures of 1980s page 3 girls (all Black and White pics).

I think that would be a fair trade. "

A strong contender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whistling bum in this wind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A whistling bum in this wind. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well technically for me to bum you

You must bum me first

So you would have all ready had your prize a night in heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well technically for me to bum you

You must bum me first

So you would have all ready had your prize a night in heaven "

Stand down everyone ... nowt compete with that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well technically for me to bum you

You must bum me first

So you would have all ready had your prize a night in heaven "

Heaven don't pay the bills!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a twix and a battered paperback of The Business by Ian Banks... I'll even throw in a bag o' chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well technically for me to bum you

You must bum me first

So you would have all ready had your prize a night in heaven

Heaven don't pay the bills!"

Ha ha and I thought that was a good one

Oooo ok well technically heaven could pay the bills if you put me to work on the cornor afterwards

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Now, I personally wouldn’t bum you. That’s not saying you’re not attractive. However, I’d be more than happy to take you out for an afternoon of fun and frivolity. Especially on such a beautiful day like today and completely on me, as I’m feeling rather flush. You decide where we go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now, I personally wouldn’t bum you. That’s not saying you’re not attractive. However, I’d be more than happy to take you out for an afternoon of fun and frivolity. Especially on such a beautiful day like today and completely on me, as I’m feeling rather flush. You decide where we go. "

We could have a winner.

Natalie will pay ... she's making a fortune on street corners these days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My company

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My company "

Meh.

Chuck in some marmite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now, I personally wouldn’t bum you. That’s not saying you’re not attractive. However, I’d be more than happy to take you out for an afternoon of fun and frivolity. Especially on such a beautiful day like today and completely on me, as I’m feeling rather flush. You decide where we go.

We could have a winner.

Natalie will pay ... she's making a fortune on street corners these days! "

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have choclate! Bumming or no Bumming

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