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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop . This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos . Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Again¡¡!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He's done it again. ^

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm saying hello to RêdV. She's the ultimate ulti-Mate.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Nero has always been s bit premature, Jim......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nero, you're ¹st. Nice ¹!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I'm saying hello to RêdV. She's the ultimate ulti-Mate."

Aw, you x

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. How is everyone tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need another sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone to be a nocturnal thread host. I gotta go!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm going downstairs to annoy Preston & Omar

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Nero has always been s bit premature, Jim...... "

Ahem! Not a "bit", but "a lot"!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I need another sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone to be a nocturnal thread host. I gotta go!"

I need a nocturnal wee too. Have you been imbibing the Cola again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need another sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone to be a nocturnal thread host. I gotta go!

I need a nocturnal wee too. Have you been imbibing the Cola again? "

Hey up kinky x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I need another sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone to be a nocturnal thread host. I gotta go!"

He's gonna need a bigger bladder ^

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I need another sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone to be a nocturnal thread host. I gotta go!

I need a nocturnal wee too. Have you been imbibing the Cola again?

Hey up kinky x"

Howdy, neighbour! Please excuse me for a moment....

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Nero, you're ¹st. Nice ¹!"

Thank you Jím. You're such a good citizen.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm back. Christ, it's cold beyond the bedcovers

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm off to bed. Good night Jím. Good night KC².

Good night åll.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm out of the water closet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nero has always been s bit premature, Jim...... "

*nods*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In again "

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. How is everyone tonight?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Spud. My bladder is empty. But, how are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going downstairs to annoy Preston & Omar "

Twonk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need another sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone to be a nocturnal thread host. I gotta go!

I need a nocturnal wee too. Have you been imbibing the Cola again? "

² colas ¹ mocha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need another sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone to be a nocturnal thread host. I gotta go!

He's gonna need a bigger bladder ^"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nero, you're ¹st. Nice ¹!

Thank you Jím. You're such a good citizen. "

Ayyyyy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. When did you last drill?

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. How is everyone tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Spud. My bladder is empty. But, how are you?"

That sit down sorted you for a bit then?

I'm alright, ta!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Right I'm off to bed Jimothy et al.

Be good xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I need another sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone to be a nocturnal thread host. I gotta go!

I need a nocturnal wee too. Have you been imbibing the Cola again?

² colas ¹ mocha."

³ lots of caffeine. That's the issue

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. When did you last drill?"

its been awhile,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Jim how's tricks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. How is everyone tonight?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Spud. My bladder is empty. But, how are you?

That sit down sorted you for a bit then?

I'm alright, ta!"

Oh yeah.

That'll do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I'm off to bed Jimothy et al.

Be good xx"

Na night. x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm going to retire to my boudoir for the night, folks. Buenas noches!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need another sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone to be a nocturnal thread host. I gotta go!

I need a nocturnal wee too. Have you been imbibing the Cola again?

² colas ¹ mocha.

³ lots of caffeine. That's the issue "

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to retire to my boudoir for the night, folks. Buenas noches!"

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. When did you last drill? its been awhile, "

*nods*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim how's tricks "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. I'm bobbing along. How are things with you?

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Howdy and going well

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. When did you last drill? its been awhile,

*nods*"

screw? The other day had to tighten up the front door knob

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By *ibblepilotMan
over a year ago

Preston

Hello hello hello, now what have we here then!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy and going well "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Rowdy. Have you ever driven an Audi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. When did you last drill? its been awhile,

*nods* screw? The other day had to tighten up the front door knob"

How did that go?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello hello hello, now what have we here then!? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ribble. Welcome, welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. We have here anything you want it to be. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Jim how's tricks

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. I'm bobbing along. How are things with you?"

Good keeping busy

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim how's tricks

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. I'm bobbing along. How are things with you?

Good keeping busy "

Eager beaver.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1184 BC The Greeks enter Troy using the Trojan Horse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1953 Winston Churchill was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1961 John F. Kennedy accepted "sole responsibility" for the Bay of Pigs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1961 17th century Swedish warship Vasa, which sunk on her maiden voyage in 1628, was salvaged.

Good salvaging everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 1961 John F. Kennedy accepted "sole responsibility" for the Bay of Pigs."

You mean it was not Magneto and professor Xavier I was so sure it was and historical accurate film as well. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1961 John F. Kennedy accepted "sole responsibility" for the Bay of Pigs.

You mean it was not Magneto and professor Xavier I was so sure it was and historical accurate film as well. X"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Delight and the Plumber. I don't think Magneto played any part whatsoever in the Bag of Pigs. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1969 Paul McCartney said there is no truth to rumours he is dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 1961 John F. Kennedy accepted "sole responsibility" for the Bay of Pigs.

You mean it was not Magneto and professor Xavier I was so sure it was and historical accurate film as well. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Delight and the Plumber. I don't think Magneto played any part whatsoever in the Bag of Pigs. x"

Are you tell me X-Men: First Class is not real????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1979 the US State of Georgia designated Ray Charles' rendition of Georgia On My Mind, as the official state song.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6in2EASPbVw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1961 John F. Kennedy accepted "sole responsibility" for the Bay of Pigs.

You mean it was not Magneto and professor Xavier I was so sure it was and historical accurate film as well. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Delight and the Plumber. I don't think Magneto played any part whatsoever in the Bag of Pigs. x

Are you tell me X-Men: First Class is not real???? "

Maggy is real, I know him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1989 Massachusetts declared today, New Kids on the Block Day.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JTo3N73hpPg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1990 West and East Germany agreed to merge currency and economies on July the 1st.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1990 Gruinard Island, Scotland, was officially declared free of anthrax after 48 years of quarantine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 2018 Suffragist Millicent Fawcett became the first woman to have a statue erected in Parliament Square, London.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm going downstairs to annoy Preston & Omar

Twonk."

Oi, it's Mr Twonk to you young man

Anyway, mission accomplished, I'm back upstairs now, do I get a Gold Star?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1986 Crocodile Dundee, starring Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski premiered in Australia.

Call that a fact? This is a fact.

On this day 1898 Spain declared war against the United States. Explorer Christopher Columbus landed on Cuba's north-eastern coast in 1492 and claimed the island for the new Kingdom of Spain, which had sponsored his journey of discovery. For the Cuban people, there followed 400 years of sl@very, degradation and rebellion.

Here’s what Columbus wrote about them in his diary: “They brought us parrots and balls of cotton and spears and many other things, which they exchanged for glass beads and hawks' bells.

“They willingly traded everything they owned. They do not bear arms, and do not know them, for I showed them a sword, they took it by the edge and cut themselves out of ignorance. They have no iron.

“They would make fine servants. With fifty men we could subjugate them all and make them do whatever we want.”

This became the policy of the Spanish who took over Cuba following Columbus’ discovery. Resentment simmered among the islanders but it was not until 1868 that a major rebellion erupted resulting in what became known as the Ten Years' War, with 200,000 Spanish casualties.

In 1892 the Cuban Revolutionary Party was formed with the aim of achieving independence from Spain. The Spanish reacted with suppression, creating “reconcentrados”, fortified towns that are seen as forerunners of the Second World War concentration camps. Up to 400,000 Cubans died from starvation and disease in the “reconcentrados”.

As rioting took hold in Havana, the United States sent in a battleship, the USS Maine, “to protect American interests”. But within days of anchoring in Havana harbour the Maine was ripped apart by an explosion, killing three quarters of the crew, about 250 men.

The cause of the explosion was never established but some American newspapers, particularly William Randolph Hearst’s New York Journal, had no doubt: it must have been a Spanish mine.

As hysterical headlines poured off the presses, public opinion veered towards war amid chants of “Remember the Maine! To Hell with Spain!” Congress demanded independence for Cuba and authorised the use of force to achieve such an end.

Spain at first severed diplomatic relations but then on April the 24th 1898 declared war against the United States. The next day Congress in turn declared war on Spain.

The war lasted for ten weeks, America’s far superior forces inevitably gaining victory over the Spanish.

Probably the most famous encounter came on July the 1st when Colonel Theodore Roosevelt, who was to become US President in 1901, led the 1st United States Volunteer Cavalry, known as the “Rough Riders,” in the Battle of San Juan Hill. He did so carrying a pistol recovered from the Maine.

Task & Purpose, a military and veteran focused website, reports: “[It was] a bloody struggle to gain the high ground above enemy naval concentrations in the harbor of nearby Santiago de Cuba.

“The action cost [the US] over 1,000 soldiers – nearly five times as many as the Spanish – but despite the grave loss of life, Roosevelt overtook the enemy position and carried the day.”

Two days later the Spanish fleet was destroyed at the Battle of Santiago de Cuba, leading to surrender of the city.

After the war Spain and the United States signed the Treaty of Paris under which Spain ceded Puerto Rico, the Philippines, and Guam to the US for $20 million and Cuba became a protectorate of the United States.

It gained independence from the US in 1902 and would not hit international headlines again until President John F. Kennedy faced down Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev in the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962.

I know some rough riders.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going downstairs to annoy Preston & Omar

Twonk.

Oi, it's Mr Twonk to you young man

Anyway, mission accomplished, I'm back upstairs now, do I get a Gold Star? "

You'll get a gold star if you read the post above, Mr Twonk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok Jim do we need to do an intervention sit you down and have a little chat. I think you have going a bit Google mad x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok Jim do we need to do an intervention sit you down and have a little chat. I think you have going a bit Google mad x "

It's on this day factual correctness gone mad. x

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Good morning Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning OP morning everyone

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Morning OP morning everyone "

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok Jim do we need to do an intervention sit you down and have a little chat. I think you have going a bit Google mad x

It's on this day factual correctness gone mad. x"

Ok time for a nice nap and you will feel better soon xx she says as gently holding your hand so as to keep you away from the keyboard. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim "

Blimey, you're early. Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Comp. SmileySundayface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning OP morning everyone "

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok Jim do we need to do an intervention sit you down and have a little chat. I think you have going a bit Google mad x

It's on this day factual correctness gone mad. x

Ok time for a nice nap and you will feel better soon xx she says as gently holding your hand so as to keep you away from the keyboard. Xx"

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4hrs sleep feel refreshed and up and at um, you up early or late Jim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning OP morning everyone

Morning "

Good morning ma'am. X

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good morning Jim "

Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Good morning Jim

Blimey, you're early. Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Comp. SmileySundayface"

Just got back home from London Jim, time for a cuppa before a busy day ahead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"4hrs sleep feel refreshed and up and at um, you up early or late Jim? "

Thank you for the clarification. I can say, good moooooooooooooooorning. I'm up late.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Good morning Jim

Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha "

Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim

Blimey, you're early. Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Comp. SmileySundayface

Just got back home from London Jim, time for a cuppa before a busy day ahead "

No sleep?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Comp, no need to answer my question.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Grumpy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4hrs is a good night for myself

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Comp, no need to answer my question."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"4hrs is a good night for myself "

What are you going to do with your Sunday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk, possibly meet at a coastal pub cyder, and carvery, Rock and roll lifestyle here

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good morning Jim

Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha

Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't "

Haha me neither

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grumpy!"

What ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Walk, possibly meet at a coastal pub cyder, and carvery, Rock and roll lifestyle here "

Sounds good to me.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Good morning Jim

Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha

Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't

Haha me neither "

What have you been up to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grumpy!

What ?? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. You dirty stop-out.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good morning Jim

Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha

Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't

Haha me neither

What have you been up to"

Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grumpy!

What ??

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. You dirty stop-out."

Absofuckinlutely tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim

Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha

Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't

Haha me neither

What have you been up to"

I just called him a dirty stop-out. But I don't actually know if he's been out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Grumpy's been out.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Good morning Jim

Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha

Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't

Haha me neither

What have you been up to

Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do "

Fucking Awesome, I remember those days

Mine was almost as good

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm going downstairs to annoy Preston & Omar

Twonk.

Oi, it's Mr Twonk to you young man

Anyway, mission accomplished, I'm back upstairs now, do I get a Gold Star?

You'll get a gold star if you read the post above, Mr Twonk."

I can't read

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I'm going downstairs to annoy Preston & Omar

Twonk.

Oi, it's Mr Twonk to you young man

Anyway, mission accomplished, I'm back upstairs now, do I get a Gold Star?

You'll get a gold star if you read the post above, Mr Twonk.

I can't read "

Hi Ace x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good morning Jim

Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha

Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't

Haha me neither

What have you been up to

Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do

Fucking Awesome, I remember those days

Mine was almost as good "

Cool glad to hear it .. I will regret this big time tomorrow ( or today now)

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Good morning Jim

Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha

Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't

Haha me neither

What have you been up to

Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do

Fucking Awesome, I remember those days

Mine was almost as good

Cool glad to hear it .. I will regret this big time tomorrow ( or today now) "

Yeah I hear you, getting old sucks but can always sleep tomorrow

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good morning Jim

Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha

Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't

Haha me neither

What have you been up to

Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do

Fucking Awesome, I remember those days

Mine was almost as good

Cool glad to hear it .. I will regret this big time tomorrow ( or today now)

Yeah I hear you, getting old sucks but can always sleep tomorrow "

That's the plan now for sure .. Sod the roast dinner

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Good morning Jim

Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha

Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't

Haha me neither

What have you been up to

Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do

Fucking Awesome, I remember those days

Mine was almost as good

Cool glad to hear it .. I will regret this big time tomorrow ( or today now)

Yeah I hear you, getting old sucks but can always sleep tomorrow

That's the plan now for sure .. Sod the roast dinner "

Nooooo I've got a carvery to go to

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good morning Jim

Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha

Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't

Haha me neither

What have you been up to

Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do

Fucking Awesome, I remember those days

Mine was almost as good

Cool glad to hear it .. I will regret this big time tomorrow ( or today now)

Yeah I hear you, getting old sucks but can always sleep tomorrow

That's the plan now for sure .. Sod the roast dinner

Nooooo I've got a carvery to go to "

If it's cooked for me that's a different story but I was due to cook .. Ain't gonna happen

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I can't read

Hi Ace x"

Hiya Miss C, you have such a wonderful opening.....

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Good morning Jim

Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha

Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't

Haha me neither

What have you been up to

Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do

Fucking Awesome, I remember those days

Mine was almost as good

Cool glad to hear it .. I will regret this big time tomorrow ( or today now)

Yeah I hear you, getting old sucks but can always sleep tomorrow

That's the plan now for sure .. Sod the roast dinner

Nooooo I've got a carvery to go to

If it's cooked for me that's a different story but I was due to cook .. Ain't gonna happen "

Nah I don't ever cook mine, that's what pubs and dates are for

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I can't read

Hi Ace x

Hiya Miss C, you have such a wonderful opening....."

Why thank you Ace, you are so kind

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good morning Jim

Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha

Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't

Haha me neither

What have you been up to

Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do

Fucking Awesome, I remember those days

Mine was almost as good

Cool glad to hear it .. I will regret this big time tomorrow ( or today now)

Yeah I hear you, getting old sucks but can always sleep tomorrow

That's the plan now for sure .. Sod the roast dinner

Nooooo I've got a carvery to go to

If it's cooked for me that's a different story but I was due to cook .. Ain't gonna happen

Nah I don't ever cook mine, that's what pubs and dates are for "

I've literally cooked loads of Roasts for various fabbers but not tomorrow now ..Sod that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going downstairs to annoy Preston & Omar

Twonk.

Oi, it's Mr Twonk to you young man

Anyway, mission accomplished, I'm back upstairs now, do I get a Gold Star?

You'll get a gold star if you read the post above, Mr Twonk.

I can't read "

Next you'll be telling me, I can't dance.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Good morning Jim

Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha

Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't

Haha me neither

What have you been up to

Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do

Fucking Awesome, I remember those days

Mine was almost as good

Cool glad to hear it .. I will regret this big time tomorrow ( or today now)

Yeah I hear you, getting old sucks but can always sleep tomorrow

That's the plan now for sure .. Sod the roast dinner

Nooooo I've got a carvery to go to

If it's cooked for me that's a different story but I was due to cook .. Ain't gonna happen

Nah I don't ever cook mine, that's what pubs and dates are for

I've literally cooked loads of Roasts for various fabbers but not tomorrow now ..Sod that "

I'm gonna plug in my ear buds and play some tunes, have a great rest of your morning grumps x

Bye Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bye Jim "

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good morning Jim

Are you up at this time because you had an early night or you havent slept yet haha

Not slept yet grumps and possibly won't

Haha me neither

What have you been up to

Concert with a fab bestie and then an impromptu house party .. As you do

Fucking Awesome, I remember those days

Mine was almost as good

Cool glad to hear it .. I will regret this big time tomorrow ( or today now)

Yeah I hear you, getting old sucks but can always sleep tomorrow

That's the plan now for sure .. Sod the roast dinner

Nooooo I've got a carvery to go to

If it's cooked for me that's a different story but I was due to cook .. Ain't gonna happen

Nah I don't ever cook mine, that's what pubs and dates are for

I've literally cooked loads of Roasts for various fabbers but not tomorrow now ..Sod that

I'm gonna plug in my ear buds and play some tunes, have a great rest of your morning grumps x

Bye Jim "

Good night / morning haha x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I can't read

Hi Ace x

Hiya Miss C, you have such a wonderful opening.....

Why thank you Ace, you are so kind "

I "might" even go and go and buy another packet of Jaffanators

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Kelly Clarkson's birthday today. Happy birthday, Kelly!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE

How old do you think Kelly Clarkson is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Barbra Streisand's birthday today. Happy birthday, Barbra!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=udLeOOy6em4

How old do you think Barbra Streisand is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1975 we lost Pete Ham.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PPco24LS31A

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It's Kelly Clarkson's birthday today. Happy birthday, Kelly!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE

How old do you think Kelly Clarkson is?"

Dunno, I'll have to call Jeremy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1992 David Bowie and Iman got married.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's Kelly Clarkson's birthday today. Happy birthday, Kelly!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE

How old do you think Kelly Clarkson is?

Dunno, I'll have to call Jeremy "

Cock.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It's Kelly Clarkson's birthday today. Happy birthday, Kelly!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE

How old do you think Kelly Clarkson is?

Dunno, I'll have to call Jeremy

Cock."

That's not very specific though is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cock. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you love it when her pussy tighter than her ass

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Cock. ^"

Brother Dave's cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't you love it when her pussy tighter than her ass

"

Good mooooooooooooorning, Shabba. Are we doing some online Shrek role play?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cock. ^

Brother Dave's cock?"

No thanks, I know where it's been.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Look who it is. ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""

Where have you been?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried sleeping, no go so back hi all again x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tried sleeping, no go so back hi all again x"

Hello!

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By *r_selfridge999Man
over a year ago

hednesford

Morning

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Cock. ^

Brother Dave's cock?

No thanks, I know where it's been."

Most of the "ladies" in Buxton could probably tell you that

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"

Where have you been?! "

I was going to have a quick nap after my bubble bath but now it's the morning, ooops.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning "

Good moooooooooooooooooooorning, Mr Selfridge. Why so ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cock. ^

Brother Dave's cock?

No thanks, I know where it's been.

Most of the "ladies" in Buxton could probably tell you that "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Where have you been?!

I was going to have a quick nap after my bubble bath but now it's the morning, ooops. "

There's still time for a nap.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"

Where have you been?!

I was going to have a quick nap after my bubble bath but now it's the morning, ooops.

There's still time for a nap. "

I'm not sure I'll bet back to sleep, i feel like being obnoxious and watering plants while it's still dark.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Where have you been?!

I was going to have a quick nap after my bubble bath but now it's the morning, ooops.

There's still time for a nap.

I'm not sure I'll bet back to sleep, i feel like being obnoxious and watering plants while it's still dark. "

It's light in Shrewsbury.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's only ²45 days until Christmas.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"

Where have you been?!

I was going to have a quick nap after my bubble bath but now it's the morning, ooops.

There's still time for a nap.

I'm not sure I'll bet back to sleep, i feel like being obnoxious and watering plants while it's still dark.

It's light in Shrewsbury. "

It's started getting light here too but thankfully it's going slowly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Where have you been?!

I was going to have a quick nap after my bubble bath but now it's the morning, ooops.

There's still time for a nap.

I'm not sure I'll bet back to sleep, i feel like being obnoxious and watering plants while it's still dark.

It's light in Shrewsbury.

It's started getting light here too but thankfully it's going slowly "

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it's travelling at the speed of light.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"

Where have you been?!

I was going to have a quick nap after my bubble bath but now it's the morning, ooops.

There's still time for a nap.

I'm not sure I'll bet back to sleep, i feel like being obnoxious and watering plants while it's still dark.

It's light in Shrewsbury.

It's started getting light here too but thankfully it's going slowly

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it's travelling at the speed of light. "

It's going a tiny bit slower just for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Where have you been?!

I was going to have a quick nap after my bubble bath but now it's the morning, ooops.

There's still time for a nap.

I'm not sure I'll bet back to sleep, i feel like being obnoxious and watering plants while it's still dark.

It's light in Shrewsbury.

It's started getting light here too but thankfully it's going slowly

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it's travelling at the speed of light.

It's going a tiny bit slower just for me. "

You're a princess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore da Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bore da Jim "

Bore daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Taff. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hasn't Taff got a sunny bum photo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't Taff got a sunny bum photo."
ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hasn't Taff got a sunny bum photo. ha ha "

It goes with your disposition.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qI6YPGdDB1A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/byDIBzbDfok

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

https://youtu.be/3_QSMTtUQYY

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He linkedOn. ^

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"He linkedOn. ^"

I've always loved Aztec Camera. Can't believe I've never suggested 'them' for your Spotify Surprise™.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He linkedOn. ^

I've always loved Aztec Camera. Can't believe I've never suggested 'them' for your Spotify Surprise™. "

Supply a Sunday Spotify Surprise suggestion subsequently.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"He linkedOn. ^

I've always loved Aztec Camera. Can't believe I've never suggested 'them' for your Spotify Surprise™.

Supply a Sunday Spotify Surprise suggestion subsequently."

Ok, umm, Aztec Camera___!

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