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"Mr. Shrew S. Bury." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're my Nero. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface | |||
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"1st the worst 2nd the best " Keep telling yourself that. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. When did you last receive a reprieve? | |||
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"3rd the one with the hairy chest " Sexy. | |||
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"Evening Jimmy What songs you got lined up tonight." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Timmy. I have no songs lined up. Let's play a game. | |||
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"1st the worst 2nd the best Keep telling yourself that. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. When did you last receive a reprieve?" What a question! I don’t know that I can answer it. But good evening Jim! Good to see you. How’re you? | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play." Black........ Sabbath | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play." Black lace | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Black........ Sabbath " You’re a monster | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play." Evening Jim... Jamie XX | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 23/04/22 23:01:45]" Fuck it. | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Black........ Sabbath You’re a monster " I'm not sure if Jim will thank me or not! | |||
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"Hello darlings. Fresh sheet Friday got pushed back to fresh sheet Saturday. I’m in fresh sheets with freshly exfoliated and shaved legs. I’ve peaked. It’s only downhill from here. How are we all? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Your legs are sassy. I switched from the winter bedding to summer bedding on Friday. I'm good. How the heck are you? | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Evening Jim... Jamie XX" I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses. | |||
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"Hello darlings. Fresh sheet Friday got pushed back to fresh sheet Saturday. I’m in fresh sheets with freshly exfoliated and shaved legs. I’ve peaked. It’s only downhill from here. How are we all? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Your legs are sassy. I switched from the winter bedding to summer bedding on Friday. I'm good. How the heck are you?" Well I’m rolling around in fresh bedding that doesn’t seem to have a single grain of sand in so fingers crossed it stays that way. I’ve even treated myself to fresh nails too. They are ‘whore red’ as my Nan calls it. What a lovely little day it’s been | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Black........ Sabbath " I'm going to listen to my fellow Aston Villa fans, Black Sabbath. I used to live in the same town as Tony Iommi. | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Evening Jim... Jamie XX I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses. " Are you not?! | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Evening Jim... Jamie XX I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses. " The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses. The same question for all of you actually | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Black........ Sabbath I'm going to listen to my fellow Aston Villa fans, Black Sabbath. I used to live in the same town as Tony Iommi." Generals gathered in their masses... | |||
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"Evening Jim and all " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Louis. Happy Saturday! Smileyface | |||
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"1st the worst 2nd the best Keep telling yourself that. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. When did you last receive a reprieve? What a question! I don’t know that I can answer it. But good evening Jim! Good to see you. How’re you? " Fair do's. It's good to see you. I'm alright, I'm enjoying nocturnalling with Ozzy Osbourne. How are you, dude? | |||
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"Sup jim" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, inevitable. How was your Saturday day? | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Black........ Sabbath You’re a monster " You're a loser. | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Black........ Sabbath You’re a monster You're a loser." What the fuck, Jim? Congratulations on being my nemesis | |||
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"Evening Jim... Jamie XX" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Grey . Was one of those kisses for me? | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Evening Jim... Jamie XX I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses. The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses. The same question for all of you actually " Well, yes. Obvs. She's well fit, but I was simply pointing out to the older generation that Jamie XX is an artist in music and that. | |||
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"Evening Jim... Jamie XX Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Grey . Was one of those kisses for me?" For every kiss you give me, I'll give you three | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today I got up BEFORE 8am and did a ParkPush. Good time, good time.... Then I watch gory surgery programmes with our daughter, had lunch (may have overlapped) and went horse riding this afternoon. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Excellent, excellent Saturdaying. You get a thumbs up. | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Black........ Sabbath You’re a monster I'm not sure if Jim will thank me or not! " I'm digging Black Sabbath, thank you. | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Evening Jim... Jamie XX I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses. " As the host, I'm behind the conversation. | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Evening Jim... Jamie XX I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses. The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses. The same question for all of you actually Well, yes. Obvs. She's well fit, but I was simply pointing out to the older generation that Jamie XX is an artist in music and that. " Moon, you are older than me. And I did not know who Jamie XX is | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Evening Jim... Jamie XX I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses. The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses. The same question for all of you actually Well, yes. Obvs. She's well fit, but I was simply pointing out to the older generation that Jamie XX is an artist in music and that. Moon, you are older than me. And I did not know who Jamie XX is " Which, frankly, makes you older than me. | |||
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"Hello darlings. Fresh sheet Friday got pushed back to fresh sheet Saturday. I’m in fresh sheets with freshly exfoliated and shaved legs. I’ve peaked. It’s only downhill from here. How are we all? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Your legs are sassy. I switched from the winter bedding to summer bedding on Friday. I'm good. How the heck are you? Well I’m rolling around in fresh bedding that doesn’t seem to have a single grain of sand in so fingers crossed it stays that way. I’ve even treated myself to fresh nails too. They are ‘whore red’ as my Nan calls it. What a lovely little day it’s been " Do you ever worry about all of the poop in the sea, when you're, in the sea? Whore red. | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Evening Jim... Jamie XX I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses. The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses. The same question for all of you actually Well, yes. Obvs. She's well fit, but I was simply pointing out to the older generation that Jamie XX is an artist in music and that. Moon, you are older than me. And I did not know who Jamie XX is Which, frankly, makes you older than me." Tbf he hasn't been cool for about 6 or 8 years so pay my bullshit no mind. | |||
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"When did you last receive a reprieve? That question was wasted on Steve." I enjoyed it. I liked its irreverence. | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Black........ Sabbath I'm going to listen to my fellow Aston Villa fans, Black Sabbath. I used to live in the same town as Tony Iommi. Generals gathered in their masses..." In Royal Sutton Coldfield. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're my Nero. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface" °•-.__ Good evening JïMsbury! And good evening to: Vicår 2nd and ³®d place, tíMMY-m (fine beard), Jamie-hands-døwn-my-Pants, LØuis-The, In€vitable, KC² (sexpot), MøønGreyKittyÇat (it's about bloomin'time!), AçëWinger. JamieHants gets ²°° kisses from me. | |||
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"Hello darlings. Fresh sheet Friday got pushed back to fresh sheet Saturday. I’m in fresh sheets with freshly exfoliated and shaved legs. I’ve peaked. It’s only downhill from here. How are we all? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Your legs are sassy. I switched from the winter bedding to summer bedding on Friday. I'm good. How the heck are you? Well I’m rolling around in fresh bedding that doesn’t seem to have a single grain of sand in so fingers crossed it stays that way. I’ve even treated myself to fresh nails too. They are ‘whore red’ as my Nan calls it. What a lovely little day it’s been Do you ever worry about all of the poop in the sea, when you're, in the sea? Whore red. " Not at all. I worry about jellyfish | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Evening Jim... Jamie XX I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses. The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses. The same question for all of you actually " Erm, because of all of the times you won Jim's Spotify Surprise. | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Black........ Sabbath You’re a monster You're a loser. What the fuck, Jim? Congratulations on being my nemesis " Hahahaha. | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Evening Jim... Jamie XX I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses. The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses. The same question for all of you actually Erm, because of all of the times you won Jim's Spotify Surprise." Again.. what the fuck Jim? | |||
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"When did you last receive a reprieve? That question was wasted on Steve "Interesting" Davis ." My ex gave me a pass out for 24 hours, but I rocked back up home 48 hours later | |||
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"Sup jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, inevitable. How was your Saturday day?" it was a good saturday chilling with the kids i wonder if they call it saturday cos of the time you get to be sat around? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're my Nero. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface °•-.__ Good evening JïMsbury! And good evening to: Vicår 2nd and ³®d place, tíMMY-m (fine beard), Jamie-hands-døwn-my-Pants, LØuis-The, In€vitable, KC² (sexpot), MøønGreyKittyÇat (it's about bloomin'time!), AçëWinger. JamieHants gets ²°° kisses from me." Thank you! Finally someone is sending me kisses! | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Evening Jim... Jamie XX I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses. The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses. The same question for all of you actually Well, yes. Obvs. She's well fit, but I was simply pointing out to the older generation that Jamie XX is an artist in music and that. " Oh blimey. I've got to do a Jimmy Stewart's enquiry, and check that you didn't win Jim's Spotify Surprise. | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Evening Jim... Jamie XX I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses. The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses. The same question for all of you actually Well, yes. Obvs. She's well fit, but I was simply pointing out to the older generation that Jamie XX is an artist in music and that. Moon, you are older than me. And I did not know who Jamie XX is Which, frankly, makes you older than me. Tbf he hasn't been cool for about 6 or 8 years so pay my bullshit no mind." I'm an old person trapped in an older person's body, but with a half decent face | |||
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"I can confirm KC and the Moonlight Band won Jim's Spotify Surprise." *Punches the air in an excessively celebratory style* | |||
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"I'm going for a sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone joining in on the nocturnal thread to be a guest host while I'm in the water closet." What could possibly go wrong?! | |||
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"I'm going for a sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone joining in on the nocturnal thread to be a guest host while I'm in the water closet. What could possibly go wrong?!" Jim locks himself in bathroom I begin the spewing of my nonsense | |||
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"I used to live in the same town as Tony Iommi." I bet you've got more fingers than he has | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're my Nero. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface °•-.__ Good evening JïMsbury! And good evening to: Vicår 2nd and ³®d place, tíMMY-m (fine beard), Jamie-hands-døwn-my-Pants, LØuis-The, In€vitable, KC² (sexpot), MøønGreyKittyÇat (it's about bloomin'time!), AçëWinger. JamieHants gets ²°° kisses from me. Thank you! Finally someone is sending me kisses! " I called you well fit. Does this not count? | |||
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"I can confirm KC and the Moonlight Band won Jim's Spotify Surprise. *Punches the air in an excessively celebratory style* " • Don't let the Department of Work and Pensions see you do that. They'll take away your Bløø Badge. | |||
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"I'm going for a sit-down wee. While I'm away I'd like everyone joining in on the nocturnal thread to be a guest host while I'm in the water closet." Let's start a paper fight | |||
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"Holding the fort, I am." Yoda? Is that really you?! | |||
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"I can confirm KC and the Moonlight Band won Jim's Spotify Surprise. *Punches the air in an excessively celebratory style* • Don't let the Department of Work and Pensions see you do that. They'll take away your Bløø Badge." Good job it's not the DWP who issue them then | |||
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"I'm an old person trapped in an older person's body, but with a half decent face " • KC² my dove, your visage is ½ decent better than most of the mugshots on Fab. | |||
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"I'm an old person trapped in an older person's body, but with a half decent face • KC² my dove, your visage is ½ decent better than most of the mugshots on Fab. " I wouldn't know. Never seen it. Could be lies. | |||
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"I'm an old person trapped in an older person's body, but with a half decent face • KC² my dove, your visage is ½ decent better than most of the mugshots on Fab. " ½ decent better *adds up on fingers* Is that good, then?! | |||
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"I'm out of the water closet. " • ....and into the frying pan of JamiePånts' wrath. | |||
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"Evening Jim... Jamie XX Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening, Grey . Was one of those kisses for me? For every kiss you give me, I'll give you three" By all means give me The Ronettes when I activate round ² of Jim's Spotify Surprise. x | |||
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"I'm an old person trapped in an older person's body, but with a half decent face • KC² my dove, your visage is ½ decent better than most of the mugshots on Fab. ½ decent better *adds up on fingers* Is that good, then?! " • It's gooder than good. It's the goodest of all. | |||
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"I'm an old person trapped in an older person's body, but with a half decent face • KC² my dove, your visage is ½ decent better than most of the mugshots on Fab. ½ decent better *adds up on fingers* Is that good, then?! • It's gooder than good. It's the goodest of all. " *Claps hands excitedly* | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, can you recommend something for me to have to eat in a bit? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Chinese. I hope you haven't starved to death waiting for me to reply. | |||
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"I called you well fit. Does this not count?" • MøønGreyKittyÇat: your remediations aren't going to work. | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Evening Jim... Jamie XX I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses. The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses. The same question for all of you actually Well, yes. Obvs. She's well fit, but I was simply pointing out to the older generation that Jamie XX is an artist in music and that. Moon, you are older than me. And I did not know who Jamie XX is Which, frankly, makes you older than me. Tbf he hasn't been cool for about 6 or 8 years so pay my bullshit no mind." I haven't been cool for six or eight years. | |||
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"When did you last receive a reprieve? That question was wasted on Steve. I enjoyed it. I liked its irreverence." That'll do for me. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're my Nero. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface °•-.__ Good evening JïMsbury! And good evening to: Vicår 2nd and ³®d place, tíMMY-m (fine beard), Jamie-hands-døwn-my-Pants, LØuis-The, In€vitable, KC² (sexpot), MøønGreyKittyÇat (it's about bloomin'time!), AçëWinger. JamieHants gets ²°° kisses from me." COWABUNGA! YEAH! | |||
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"I called you well fit. Does this not count? • MøønGreyKittyÇat: your remediations aren't going to work. " You need to know the difference between remediation and indignation my fine friend. Don't forget I am a cat. | |||
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"Just watched Batman. Ace if anyone cares. " Oooh is it streaming now? Excited face. Looking forward to that | |||
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"Hello darlings. Fresh sheet Friday got pushed back to fresh sheet Saturday. I’m in fresh sheets with freshly exfoliated and shaved legs. I’ve peaked. It’s only downhill from here. How are we all? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Your legs are sassy. I switched from the winter bedding to summer bedding on Friday. I'm good. How the heck are you? Well I’m rolling around in fresh bedding that doesn’t seem to have a single grain of sand in so fingers crossed it stays that way. I’ve even treated myself to fresh nails too. They are ‘whore red’ as my Nan calls it. What a lovely little day it’s been Do you ever worry about all of the poop in the sea, when you're, in the sea? Whore red. Not at all. I worry about jellyfish " It must be a worry, the thought of being stung and having to find a woman ² or ³ women to squirt on you. | |||
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"Hello darlings. Fresh sheet Friday got pushed back to fresh sheet Saturday. I’m in fresh sheets with freshly exfoliated and shaved legs. I’ve peaked. It’s only downhill from here. How are we all? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Your legs are sassy. I switched from the winter bedding to summer bedding on Friday. I'm good. How the heck are you? Well I’m rolling around in fresh bedding that doesn’t seem to have a single grain of sand in so fingers crossed it stays that way. I’ve even treated myself to fresh nails too. They are ‘whore red’ as my Nan calls it. What a lovely little day it’s been Do you ever worry about all of the poop in the sea, when you're, in the sea? Whore red. Not at all. I worry about jellyfish It must be a worry, the thought of being stung and having to find a woman ² or ³ women to squirt on you." You just get Nicole Kidman to do it. I know, I saw it on a film once. | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, can you recommend something for me to have to eat in a bit? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Chinese. I hope you haven't starved to death waiting for me to reply." There was a brilliant Chinese just over the road from me, but they haven't reopened since pre lockdown | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Evening Jim... Jamie XX I've just realised that to the unaware this might look like I'm blowing Jamie Hants two kisses. The question is why on earth WOULDN’t you blow Jamie Hants two kisses. The same question for all of you actually Erm, because of all of the times you won Jim's Spotify Surprise. Again.. what the fuck Jim? " Oh my fuck, I can't believe the attitude on you tonight. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're my Nero. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface °•-.__ Good evening JïMsbury! And good evening to: Vicår 2nd and ³®d place, tíMMY-m (fine beard), Jamie-hands-døwn-my-Pants, LØuis-The, In€vitable, KC² (sexpot), MøønGreyKittyÇat (it's about bloomin'time!), AçëWinger. JamieHants gets ²°° kisses from me. Thank you! Finally someone is sending me kisses! " • Always. Gift-wrapped and with a dainty bow... | |||
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"Sup jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, inevitable. How was your Saturday day?it was a good saturday chilling with the kids i wonder if they call it saturday cos of the time you get to be sat around?" Sat around watching sat-ellite telly. | |||
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"Sup Jimbo Here to jump on the black sabbath hate train Suppose we have the Jamie love train to balance things out Whats ones opinions of Bon Jovi?" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rikke. Google wanted to call you Rilke. Choo Choo. I don't mind a bit of Bon Jovi. | |||
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"I used to live in the same town as Tony Iommi. I bet you've got more fingers than he has " | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're my Nero. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface °•-.__ Good evening JïMsbury! And good evening to: Vicår 2nd and ³®d place, tíMMY-m (fine beard), Jamie-hands-døwn-my-Pants, LØuis-The, In€vitable, KC² (sexpot), MøønGreyKittyÇat (it's about bloomin'time!), AçëWinger. JamieHants gets ²°° kisses from me. Thank you! Finally someone is sending me kisses! • Always. Gift-wrapped and with a dainty bow..." And a jaunty bonnet? | |||
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"I can confirm KC and the Moonlight Band won Jim's Spotify Surprise. *Punches the air in an excessively celebratory style* • Don't let the Department of Work and Pensions see you do that. They'll take away your Bløø Badge. Good job it's not the DWP who issue them then " Phôô. | |||
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"Good evening Nocturnals. I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x" I envy you Have dunked several books in the bath myself,managed to set one on fire as well | |||
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"Good evening Nocturnals. I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x I envy you Have dunked several books in the bath myself,managed to set one on fire as well" Setting a book on fire in the bath is a special kind of skill | |||
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"Good evening Nocturnals. I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x I envy you Have dunked several books in the bath myself,managed to set one on fire as well Setting a book on fire in the bath is a special kind of skill " I am a master of being incompetent at times Luckily I was able to quickly put it out | |||
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"Good evening Nocturnals. I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x" Evening | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How has your week been? Iain." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I didn't respond to you on last night's nocturnal thread. But I did reply to you on the extra time thread. Bittersweet. The blossom has been blown off of my tree in the front garden. How was your week? | |||
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"I'm an old person trapped in an older person's body, but with a half decent face • KC² my dove, your visage is ½ decent better than most of the mugshots on Fab. I wouldn't know. Never seen it. Could be lies." Now, it's been seen | |||
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"Just watched Batman. Ace if anyone cares. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LondonFun. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I'm looking forward to seeing it. Smileyface | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day. It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim " Oh I do love pigs in blankets. Sausages wrapped in anything are truly wondrous though, to be fair xx | |||
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"I'm an old person trapped in an older person's body, but with a half decent face • KC² my dove, your visage is ½ decent better than most of the mugshots on Fab. I wouldn't know. Never seen it. Could be lies. Now, it's been seen " It's true. I licked it. | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How has your week been? Iain. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I didn't respond to you on last night's nocturnal thread. But I did reply to you on the extra time thread. Bittersweet. The blossom has been blown off of my tree in the front garden. How was your week? " Showing off with your two gardens. Some of us dream of having even one. | |||
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"Good evening Nocturnals. I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x Evening " Come here Moon & let me stroke you under the chin x | |||
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"Hello peeps x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Muchas. You sexy mother mucha. | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day. It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim Oh I do love pigs in blankets. Sausages wrapped in anything are truly wondrous though, to be fair xx" You can wrap my sausage anytime you want Red Even more if you let me … I’ll be good soz | |||
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"Hello darlings. Fresh sheet Friday got pushed back to fresh sheet Saturday. I’m in fresh sheets with freshly exfoliated and shaved legs. I’ve peaked. It’s only downhill from here. How are we all? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Your legs are sassy. I switched from the winter bedding to summer bedding on Friday. I'm good. How the heck are you? Well I’m rolling around in fresh bedding that doesn’t seem to have a single grain of sand in so fingers crossed it stays that way. I’ve even treated myself to fresh nails too. They are ‘whore red’ as my Nan calls it. What a lovely little day it’s been Do you ever worry about all of the poop in the sea, when you're, in the sea? Whore red. Not at all. I worry about jellyfish It must be a worry, the thought of being stung and having to find a woman ² or ³ women to squirt on you. You just get Nicole Kidman to do it. I know, I saw it on a film once." Which film?! | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, can you recommend something for me to have to eat in a bit? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Chinese. I hope you haven't starved to death waiting for me to reply. There was a brilliant Chinese just over the road from me, but they haven't reopened since pre lockdown " Oh, man that sucks. | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day. It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim Oh I do love pigs in blankets. Sausages wrapped in anything are truly wondrous though, to be fair xx You can wrap my sausage anytime you want Red Even more if you let me … I’ll be good soz " Hahaha Bring it, TartanBoy! | |||
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"Paranoid." Love to me is so unreal. #tune | |||
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"Good evening Nocturnals. I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wrinkly Red. Of course you couldn't put your book down, it would have got wet. What book are you reading? x | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're my Nero. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface °•-.__ Good evening JïMsbury! And good evening to: Vicår 2nd and ³®d place, tíMMY-m (fine beard), Jamie-hands-døwn-my-Pants, LØuis-The, In€vitable, KC² (sexpot), MøønGreyKittyÇat (it's about bloomin'time!), AçëWinger. JamieHants gets ²°° kisses from me. Thank you! Finally someone is sending me kisses! • Always. Gift-wrapped and with a dainty bow... And a jaunty bonnet?" I like gift boxes. | |||
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"Good evening Nocturnals. I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x I envy you Have dunked several books in the bath myself,managed to set one on fire as well" Kindle in the wind. | |||
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"Good evening Nocturnals. I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x I envy you Have dunked several books in the bath myself,managed to set one on fire as well Setting a book on fire in the bath is a special kind of skill " Very special. | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How has your week been? Iain. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I didn't respond to you on last night's nocturnal thread. But I did reply to you on the extra time thread. Bittersweet. The blossom has been blown off of my tree in the front garden. How was your week? " No worries about last night. As it was, the Internet issues were really bad last night and I logged off more quickly than intended. My week was busy. Due to lack of people, did 3 shifts at the shop to help out. Visited my brother before he and his wife move abroad to settle down. Also, applied for some p/t jobs. | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day. It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim " Now, is it National Pig in Blanket Day in the UK? Or is it National Pig in a Blanket Day in the USA? | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day. It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim Oh I do love pigs in blankets. Sausages wrapped in anything are truly wondrous though, to be fair xx" We get it, you like dick. x | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day. It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim Now, is it National Pig in Blanket Day in the UK? Or is it National Pig in a Blanket Day in the USA?" Errrrrr, it's an international event! It's also World Pinhole Photography Day | |||
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"Pork in the USA." Bruce Springsteen's sex tape Yes now you all shall suffer that image | |||
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"Hello x" Hello. Is that Lola, Lola? That question makes sense, right? x | |||
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"Pork in the USA. Bruce Springsteen's sex tape Yes now you all shall suffer that image " It goes on for hours. | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How has your week been? Iain. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I didn't respond to you on last night's nocturnal thread. But I did reply to you on the extra time thread. Bittersweet. The blossom has been blown off of my tree in the front garden. How was your week? Showing off with your two gardens. Some of us dream of having even one." Sorry. | |||
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"Good evening Nocturnals. I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wrinkly Red. Of course you couldn't put your book down, it would have got wet. What book are you reading? x" Evening Jimothy! It was a book set in Ancient Rome. It was wonderful. I'm now searching on Amazon for the next book in the trilogy. X | |||
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"Hello there, rubber ie reporting for duty " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, UnSeeN. *Salutes* | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day. It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim Oh I do love pigs in blankets. Sausages wrapped in anything are truly wondrous though, to be fair xx We get it, you like dick. x" Jimothy!!! I was genuinely talking about the meat product. For once | |||
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"Hello " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wild. We're ½ way through the midnight hour! | |||
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"When did you last receive a reprieve? That question was wasted on Steve "Interesting" Davis . My ex gave me a pass out for 24 hours, but I rocked back up home 48 hours later Where did you go?" Scarborough Fair No, Nottingham actually | |||
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"Let's play round ² of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play." Journey | |||
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"Hello x" Do you merengue and cha-cha? | |||
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"Let's play round ² of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play." The Black Eyed Peas | |||
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"Black Uhuru" And just like that a clunky musical gear change. | |||
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"Let's play round ² of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. The Black Eyed Peas " You're slower than Jamie Pants. | |||
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"Good evening all you pervy night flamingos. How the devil are we all? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Josh. I'm top ranking. How are you, dude? Smileyface | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How has your week been? Iain. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I didn't respond to you on last night's nocturnal thread. But I did reply to you on the extra time thread. Bittersweet. The blossom has been blown off of my tree in the front garden. How was your week? Showing off with your two gardens. Some of us dream of having even one. Sorry." Only teasing (love,) | |||
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"Paranoid. Can you help me occupy my brain?" With on this day facts? | |||
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"Good evening Jim have had a chilled one tonight " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Naughty. Keeping on chilling in the free world. | |||
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"Paranoid. Can you help me occupy my brain? With on this day facts?" Jim, what a segway. You should be a TV or radio presenter | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How has your week been? Iain. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I didn't respond to you on last night's nocturnal thread. But I did reply to you on the extra time thread. Bittersweet. The blossom has been blown off of my tree in the front garden. How was your week? No worries about last night. As it was, the Internet issues were really bad last night and I logged off more quickly than intended. My week was busy. Due to lack of people, did 3 shifts at the shop to help out. Visited my brother before he and his wife move abroad to settle down. Also, applied for some p/t jobs." Good luck with the jobs. Let me know how you get on. | |||
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"Let's play round ² of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Journey" Good call! https://youtu.be/fTkHFQC3wow Lovin, touchin' & squeezin' | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day. It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim Now, is it National Pig in Blanket Day in the UK? Or is it National Pig in a Blanket Day in the USA? Errrrrr, it's an international event! It's also World Pinhole Photography Day " If it's international, why isn't it called International Pig in a Blanket Day? I don't know what pinhole photography is. | |||
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"I'm saying hello to RikkeeeeeAvøn. He wears his mask well. " You made me wake up the dogs!! | |||
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"Anyone for a ramble" There's plenty of ramblers here. | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. So can everyone just stop banging on about St. Georges Day. It's National Pig in a Blanket Day now, Jim Now, is it National Pig in Blanket Day in the UK? Or is it National Pig in a Blanket Day in the USA? Errrrrr, it's an international event! It's also World Pinhole Photography Day If it's international, why isn't it called International Pig in a Blanket Day? I don't know what pinhole photography is." It's international because I decided it was Pinhole photography: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinhole_camera | |||
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"Good evening Nocturnals. I'm fresh from a really long bath. I kept topping up the water 'cos I couldn't put my book down. It was soooooo good x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wrinkly Red. Of course you couldn't put your book down, it would have got wet. What book are you reading? x Evening Jimothy! It was a book set in Ancient Rome. It was wonderful. I'm now searching on Amazon for the next book in the trilogy. X" I hope Amazon's stock isn't sparsicus. x | |||
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