FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

What do you think should be banned from pubs

Jump to newest
 

By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer

IS

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Patrons

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me I spend most off my time in them emmm toilet paying for drinks

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bouncers

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *agan_PairCouple
over a year ago

portchester

Children

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Tills

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Children "

This

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Children "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Men. Except me of course. I would then be catnip as the only bloke . Form an orderly queue ladies .

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Alcoholics and anyone that is d*unk

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanuts. Pissy little cunts!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanuts. Pissy little cunts!"

Northerners!

Pissy little peanut haters!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Steps

Toilets that cannot accommodate a wheelchair

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

Last call

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanuts. Pissy little cunts!

Northerners!

Pissy little peanut haters!"

Sorry us northerners like to wash our hands

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanuts. Pissy little cunts!

Northerners!

Pissy little peanut haters!

Sorry us northerners like to wash our hands "

In the South we don't pee on our hands in the first place!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Music played at a volume where you can’t hold a conversation (I’m an old fart)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rincess and her FrogCouple
over a year ago

congleton

Shit beer

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanuts. Pissy little cunts!

Northerners!

Pissy little peanut haters!

Sorry us northerners like to wash our hands

In the South we don't pee on our hands in the first place!

"

Smegma is a real problem in the south. Like the lack of gravy but slightly worse.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clothes

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chavs and wannabe bad boys

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peanuts. Pissy little cunts!

Northerners!

Pissy little peanut haters!

Sorry us northerners like to wash our hands

In the South we don't pee on our hands in the first place!

Smegma is a real problem in the south. Like the lack of gravy but slightly worse."

'Appen it is

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barmen

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago

Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove


"Steps

Toilets that cannot accommodate a wheelchair "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Steps

Toilets that cannot accommodate a wheelchair

"

weatherspoons all over

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

The smokers who's idea of being considerate is to stand outside but in the doorway of the pub so us non-smokers have to walk through their stink to get in !

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Jim's Mum, although she stalks me on an almost daily basis...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Politicians and clowns (could be the same thing in most cases).

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A band

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Gambling, fixed odds slot machines etc

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rules

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car parks. Just invites drink drivers.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panties

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big screens and shite music

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled eggs.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Wildebeest.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booze just because.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Booze just because."
but what would people do instead to de stress after work

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Booze just because.but what would people do instead to de stress after work "

Shag?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *axtenMan
over a year ago

Stokesley

Bar stools ..step away from the bar you twats

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clothes lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Closing the kitchen early

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Lager. Disgusting fizzy pish

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Numbers , lucky 9’s , I have absolutely no idea what’s going on , it’s like some secret cult

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

swearing, totally unnecessary.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Wildebeest."

Definitely this...scruffy horny fuckers.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wildebeest."

To be fair they do sweep majestically in their herds...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Wildebeest.

Definitely this...scruffy horny fuckers."

and they attract lions

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Barmen"

I concur

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plastic cups.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing


"Music played at a volume where you can’t hold a conversation (I’m an old fart) "

This unless a live band is playing. I like to have a chat!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Another vote for children.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hellebelleWoman
over a year ago

ashford

Children who’s parents are too interested in getting twatted and think it’s ok to let their spawn run riot

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Bar stools as I struggle to get on them.

Toilets that are miles away and either up or down stairs. Glasgow is notorious for this in many bars.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horses. They always have a long face. Ruins the atmosphere.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Another vote for children. "

Maybe if we allow wildebeest who attract lions that'll solve the children issue

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fosters.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ice But Very NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Wasps. Nasty stingy little fuckers trying to get in my drink.

Mr

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Bar stools ..step away from the bar you twats"

Yep. When people lean on or chat at a busy bar whilst others are having to queue to get to it... Fuck off you bar dwelling wankers!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Another vote for children. "

No, children are fine.

It's parents that can't control their children that need banning.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hellebelleWoman
over a year ago

ashford


"Another vote for children.

No, children are fine.

It's parents that can't control their children that need banning. "

I said roughly the same … I used to run a pub for 17 yrs … and I’m sure they used it as a bloody crèche… getting pissed whilst they had no idea what the little shit bags were up too. Had a few stern words on a few occasions with the parents I must admit.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Pickled Eggs.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Another vote for children.

Maybe if we allow wildebeest who attract lions that'll solve the children issue "

I'm not happy that you're suggesting wildebeest be allowed for the sole reason of attracting lions. Also Who is to decide which wildebeest are attractive ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

Money.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Yet another vote for children.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Any lager under 5 percent.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Non smokers

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"The smokers who's idea of being considerate is to stand outside but in the doorway of the pub so us non-smokers have to walk through their stink to get in ! "

It's about as considerate as banning smoking in pubs to be fair

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Any lager under 5 percent. "

Wet dog's that have just been in a river, dry dog's are fine the more the merrier, I'm a dog lover but not wet one's.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"Steps

Toilets that cannot accommodate a wheelchair "

Bloody right

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"Steps

Toilets that cannot accommodate a wheelchair "

I quite like Faye and Claire

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close

Toilets that are miles away

Beer over 5 quid a pint

People who stand in front of the telly when I'm trying to watch the football and got there early to secure a cracking spot

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

every second person

and stag nights in hawaiian shirts.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *edheadjMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Pool tables that don't fit the space they're in.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Children and under 25's

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Floor urinals

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Guns.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Agree with children being banned

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"Floor urinals "

Eeeeeeewww which pubs do you go to!?!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"Steps

Toilets that cannot accommodate a wheelchair

I quite like Faye and Claire "

I always fancied Lisa Scott-Lee

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Floor urinals

Eeeeeeewww which pubs do you go to!?!"

One where I try to hold it in

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Dead corners ie those that stare into space when it’s their round.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wetherspoons

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any pub where the toilets are up 10 flights of stairs.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dickheads

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Miserable adults.

Go home and drink on your own if you're going to moan all the time.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Any pub where the toilets are up 10 flights of stairs."

I was in a Wetherspoons yesterday that had toilets on the ground floor

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"Pickled eggs. "

This..........

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Cocktails that take forever to make. Really pisses me off when I have to wait to order my half of shandy. G&T is the only cocktail one should ever need.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uffsandCropsCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Fruit flies

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/04/22 10:26:30]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cocktails that take forever to make. Really pisses me off when I have to wait to order my half of shandy. G&T is the only cocktail one should ever need. "

Isn't shandy a cocktail??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Any many of ‘chef’.

It’s a frickn pub not The Ritz.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton


"Peanuts. Pissy little cunts!

Northerners!

Pissy little peanut haters!

Sorry us northerners like to wash our hands

In the South we don't pee on our hands in the first place!

Smegma is a real problem in the south. Like the lack of gravy but slightly worse.

'Appen it is"

Queen of comebacks

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Miserable adults.

Go home and drink on your own if you're going to moan all the time. "

Yes! This!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

Adults that come in with kids, sit them down with a packet of crisps and half a , then decide to stay in all day getting pissed , as i work in a bar , i limit these people to 2 pints, especially when its after 7pm , fk off home and make your kids a proper tea !! even worse on a school night

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ilthyginge94Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Me I spend most off my time in them emmm toilet paying for drinks "

Id love to buy you a drink then infact take 10

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Cocktails that take forever to make. Really pisses me off when I have to wait to order my half of shandy. G&T is the only cocktail one should ever need.

Isn't shandy a cocktail?? "

Technically yes / possibly. However, there is no ‘performance’ or time wasting involved in preparing said beverage.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close


"Any pub where the toilets are up 10 flights of stairs.

I was in a Wetherspoons yesterday that had toilets on the ground floor "

Get out of here!!!! Where is this unicorn of a Wetherspoons?!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud chavs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close


"Loud chavs "

Say it louder for the chavs at the back!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"swearing, totally unnecessary."

Yes it is, the amount of posts wanting kids banned from there, you need to be able to show your displeasure with ‘will you stop running round my table you annoying little shit!’...as you attempt to trip them up with a casually place foot and ankle on their third lap

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *axtenMan
over a year ago

Stokesley


"Adults that come in with kids, sit them down with a packet of crisps and half a , then decide to stay in all day getting pissed , as i work in a bar , i limit these people to 2 pints, especially when its after 7pm , fk off home and make your kids a proper tea !! even worse on a school night "

Bang on fella!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last orders. They should be open 24 hours lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching Football

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *athyperkinsCouple
over a year ago

lifton


"swearing, totally unnecessary.

Yes it is, the amount of posts wanting kids banned from there, you need to be able to show your displeasure with ‘will you stop running round my table you annoying little shit!’...as you attempt to trip them up with a casually place foot and ankle on their third lap "

Hahaha! Love it!

And yes, I vote ban children too

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *kaythen07Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

WKD Blue

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Tequila

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Those that turn up just before kick off and think it’s alright to ask me to move out of my good spot, because a woman doesn’t want to watch the match…. they get a short swift ‘F off, now move out of the way’

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"Tequila "

.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Tequila

....."

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Tequila "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tequila "

This should be mandatory

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women except for the cleaners

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women except for the cleaners "

This is going to be a fun watch haha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s easy dickheads lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

An Englishman a Welshman and a scotsman?

Gorillas?

Pieces of string?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Tequila

"

All your fault anyway

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

GrumpyMcFuckNugget.

To be fair, most pubs got that memo

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget.

To be fair, most pubs got that memo "

There's a couple of pubs I'm allowed in still..

Somewhere in the Shetlands

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget.

To be fair, most pubs got that memo

There's a couple of pubs I'm allowed in still..

Somewhere in the Shetlands "

Hang on... I'll email the your picture

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Anybody under 23.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget.

To be fair, most pubs got that memo

There's a couple of pubs I'm allowed in still..

Somewhere in the Shetlands

Hang on... I'll email the your picture "

Great .. Now where do I drink

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget.

To be fair, most pubs got that memo

There's a couple of pubs I'm allowed in still..

Somewhere in the Shetlands

Hang on... I'll email them your picture

Great .. Now where do I drink "

It's garden drinking weather now, Moose!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget.

To be fair, most pubs got that memo

There's a couple of pubs I'm allowed in still..

Somewhere in the Shetlands

Hang on... I'll email them your picture

Great .. Now where do I drink

It's garden drinking weather now, Moose!"

Your gardens like 36,503 acres that'll do

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget.

To be fair, most pubs got that memo

There's a couple of pubs I'm allowed in still..

Somewhere in the Shetlands

Hang on... I'll email them your picture

Great .. Now where do I drink

It's garden drinking weather now, Moose!

Your gardens like 36,503 acres that'll do "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

People who have had clearly too much to drink.

And children should be kept separate.

Jo.Xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Middle aged blokes telling you that the beer you’re drinking is like cats piss.

Middle aged blokes trying to chat up a younger female bartender.

Middle aged blokes talking about their cars, motorcycle or lawn mower

Middle aged blokes that complain about the jukebox playing a track that’s less than 20 years old.

Middle aged blokes that wear t.

Middle aged blokes talking about cricket or rugby.

Middle aged blokes complaining about younger people in the pub.

Middle aged blokes perving at those very same younger ladies.

Middle aged blokes ….all middle aged blokes.

Outside of the dressing….I’m a middle aged bloke

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"The smokers who's idea of being considerate is to stand outside but in the doorway of the pub so us non-smokers have to walk through their stink to get in !

It's about as considerate as banning smoking in pubs to be fair"

Nothing makes me laugh and annoys me at the same time than people moaning about people smoking outside! Sod right off

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

[Removed by poster at 25/04/22 16:27:20]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Middle aged blokes telling you that the beer you’re drinking is like cats piss.

Middle aged blokes trying to chat up a younger female bartender.

Middle aged blokes talking about their cars, motorcycle or lawn mower

Middle aged blokes that complain about the jukebox playing a track that’s less than 20 years old.

Middle aged blokes that wear t.

Middle aged blokes talking about cricket or rugby.

Middle aged blokes complaining about younger people in the pub.

Middle aged blokes perving at those very same younger ladies.

Middle aged blokes ….all middle aged blokes.

Outside of the dressing….I’m a middle aged bloke "

Good job im getting near old aged

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ban children from pubs yes but not restaurants

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last orders

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Crab sticks and the shellfish man...

I've got all their records

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top