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By *ove2pleaseseuk OP   Man
over a year ago

Hastings

You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.

Let down again what more can a guy do.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Maybe don't see it as performative and transactional?

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

You should probably stop acting like you're owed something just because you opened a door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank?

PW

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Is this a joke thread OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once told my man I just needed to lie down and promised I wouldn't fall asleep.... I did.

PW

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Have a wank?

PW "

Always a good idea.

I have one before I go out. Never dissapointed.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man thinking being a nice person entitles him to sex

*pretends to be shocked*

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.

Let down again what more can a guy do."

Opening doors, polite, pays for bill nice.

Expecting sex. Why would you?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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Maybe don’t expect sex just because you’ve taken someone out for a meal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what more can a guy do."

This is just... What is going on here man? Really, what is going on?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This should be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips."

I'm not helping am I?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.

Let down again what more can a guy do."

Irrespective of you are talking about your wife or someone you met on fab, taking someone out and paying for it doesn’t mean you are entitled to anything in return.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I once told my man I just needed to lie down and promised I wouldn't fall asleep.... I did.

PW

"

Disgraceful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously

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By *ood Girl KatWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

If it's a first time taking them out, yeah definitely don't expect it unless it's been talked about before hand.

Maybe a rule of thumb, don't expect it. Nobody owes anyone anything

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Op posts and leaves

To watch the fallout

Typical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have split

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle


"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.

Let down again what more can a guy do."

Your generosity and kindness will have been appreciated.

Your expectation of sex in return for chivalry and manners? No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair to the OP, he didn’t say anything sex.

Perhaps he was hoping for a game of Boggle and a movie ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.

Let down again what more can a guy do."

Why did they let you down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.

Let down again what more can a guy do."

Did you say you expected sex in return?…. Maybe she didn’t want sex just because you opened doors and paid the bill for food doesn’t mean you are entitled to sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips."

At least throw in a savaloy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this right here is why most women prefer to pay hafes and stuff

As people expect things for it

Op here is a little truth

You expect sex see the money you could have spent on dinner

You could have gotten a escort and got exactly what you wanted

You went on a date a date dose not mean sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that her normal reaction when you’re having sex with her?

When did you first notice that she was asleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips.

I'm not helping am I?"

And I thought I was cheap give it away in club toilets for a couple off free drinks

Dammm emmm may need to lower my price can’t have Jennie out doing me on that front ha ha

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

This was a 'light the touch paper and run' thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once told my man I just needed to lie down and promised I wouldn't fall asleep.... I did.

PW

Disgraceful! "

I know. I tried smelling salts, air horns - everything, but she wouldn't even stir.

She made good in the morning though

IS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe don’t expect sex just because you’ve taken someone out for a meal? "

Whaaaaaaaaattttt?

IS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips.

I'm not helping am I?

And I thought I was cheap give it away in club toilets for a couple off free drinks

Dammm emmm may need to lower my price can’t have Jennie out doing me on that front ha ha "

Offer a pork pie and pint in exchange for a five finger knuckle shuffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This was a 'light the touch paper and run' thread "

Don’t forget the acronyms you made

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"This was a 'light the touch paper and run' thread

Don’t forget the acronyms you made "

Oooo yes BRB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips.

I'm not helping am I?

And I thought I was cheap give it away in club toilets for a couple off free drinks

Dammm emmm may need to lower my price can’t have Jennie out doing me on that front ha ha

Offer a pork pie and pint in exchange for a five finger knuckle shuffle "

That’s definitely a good one never thought off that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who doesn't love a snooze?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"This was a 'light the touch paper and run' thread

Don’t forget the acronyms you made

Oooo yes BRB "

EDTS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora will shag ya for a double big mack fuck it il shag ya for a double big mack

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I once told my man I just needed to lie down and promised I wouldn't fall asleep.... I did.

PW

Disgraceful!

I know. I tried smelling salts, air horns - everything, but she wouldn't even stir.

She made good in the morning though

IS"

As she jolly well should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op posts and leaves

To watch the fallout

Typical

"

go easy the lads tired he had a busy day

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"

Let down again what more can a guy do."

Well, I do those things, but I also try and be good company, and worth staying awake for.

I assume you just forgot to mention that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to do a tap dance. It's the only thing that works.

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By *aughtyforcouplesMan
over a year ago

exeter

So you open doors, get the bill that means game on? More likely she is falling asleep so she doesn't need to fuck you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips.

I'm not helping am I?

And I thought I was cheap give it away in club toilets for a couple off free drinks

Dammm emmm may need to lower my price can’t have Jennie out doing me on that front ha ha

Offer a pork pie and pint in exchange for a five finger knuckle shuffle

That’s definitely a good one never thought off that one "

It would work for me tbf, frickin' love pork pies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.

Let down again what more can a guy do."

Cake!

You forgot the cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.

Let down again what more can a guy do.

Why did they let you down? "

She promised to do the dishes and ironing

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.

Let down again what more can a guy do."

Tell me all .........

1. Where does the O.P. mention gender ?

2. Where does the O.P. mention sex ?

3. Where does the O.P. mention species ?

I'm guessing O.P. - from the opening doors bit ..... that you took your dog for a walk ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips.

I'm not helping am I?

And I thought I was cheap give it away in club toilets for a couple off free drinks

Dammm emmm may need to lower my price can’t have Jennie out doing me on that front ha ha

Offer a pork pie and pint in exchange for a five finger knuckle shuffle

That’s definitely a good one never thought off that one

It would work for me tbf, frickin' love pork pies! "

Definitely like a pork pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.

Let down again what more can a guy do.

Tell me all .........

1. Where does the O.P. mention gender ?

2. Where does the O.P. mention sex ?

3. Where does the O.P. mention species ?

I'm guessing O.P. - from the opening doors bit ..... that you took your dog for a walk ? "

Granny!

Welcome back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they just want to shit on your coffee table.

Let down again what more can a guy do."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe start at lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.

Let down again what more can a guy do.

Tell me all .........

I'm guessing O.P. - from the opening doors bit ..... that you took your dog for a walk ? "

You bloody liar. You guessed no such thing

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I didn't realise that being a gentleman means you should be getting sex, I'm owed sooo much sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't realise that being a gentleman means you should be getting sex, I'm owed sooo much sex "

Didn't you read the memo?

Flowers guarantee you bum fun under the new regulations!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once told my man I just needed to lie down and promised I wouldn't fall asleep.... I did.

PW

Disgraceful!

I know. I tried smelling salts, air horns - everything, but she wouldn't even stir.

She made good in the morning though

IS

As she jolly well should "

Shocking isn't it. I made him wait. I'm just cruel.

PW

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I once told my man I just needed to lie down and promised I wouldn't fall asleep.... I did.

PW

Disgraceful!

I know. I tried smelling salts, air horns - everything, but she wouldn't even stir.

She made good in the morning though

IS

As she jolly well should

Shocking isn't it. I made him wait. I'm just cruel.

PW "

It's completely unacceptable, PW. We all know we should be putting out at the whim of our menfolk

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I didn't realise that being a gentleman means you should be getting sex, I'm owed sooo much sex

Didn't you read the memo?

Flowers guarantee you bum fun under the new regulations!"

I don't give flowers before she tells me I can use the back entrance

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I didn't realise that being a gentleman means you should be getting sex, I'm owed sooo much sex "

There's a sliding scale. Opening a door is just a BJ, but dinner should equal going all the way so no wonder the OP is so disgruntled. Tut tut, these women, not putting out when he's bought her a Big Mac!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emotional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't realise that being a gentleman means you should be getting sex, I'm owed sooo much sex

Didn't you read the memo?

Flowers guarantee you bum fun under the new regulations!

I don't give flowers before she tells me I can use the back entrance "

Very wise

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I didn't realise that being a gentleman means you should be getting sex, I'm owed sooo much sex

There's a sliding scale. Opening a door is just a BJ, but dinner should equal going all the way so no wonder the OP is so disgruntled. Tut tut, these women, not putting out when he's bought her a Big Mac! "

If he didn't get nuggets then he made a major boo boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.

Let down again what more can a guy do.

Tell me all .........

1. Where does the O.P. mention gender ?

2. Where does the O.P. mention sex ?

3. Where does the O.P. mention species ?

I'm guessing O.P. - from the opening doors bit ..... that you took your dog for a walk ? "

Well my dog puts out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.

Let down again what more can a guy do.

Tell me all .........

1. Where does the O.P. mention gender ?

2. Where does the O.P. mention sex ?

3. Where does the O.P. mention species ?

I'm guessing O.P. - from the opening doors bit ..... that you took your dog for a walk ?

Well my dog puts out "

Yeah, so my mum told me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep.

Let down again what more can a guy do.

Tell me all .........

1. Where does the O.P. mention gender ?

2. Where does the O.P. mention sex ?

3. Where does the O.P. mention species ?

I'm guessing O.P. - from the opening doors bit ..... that you took your dog for a walk ?

Well my dog puts out

Yeah, so my mum told me!"

Oo er

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I would've just went to sleep as well cuddling them. You might of got lucky in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never pay for meals. I leg it out of the restaurant when I ask for the bill...the ladies love a bad boy, even if it does cost them £50.

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