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"Have a wank? PW " Always a good idea. I have one before I go out. Never dissapointed. Winston | |||
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep. Let down again what more can a guy do." Opening doors, polite, pays for bill nice. Expecting sex. Why would you? | |||
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"what more can a guy do." This is just... What is going on here man? Really, what is going on?! | |||
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"I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips." I'm not helping am I? | |||
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep. Let down again what more can a guy do." Irrespective of you are talking about your wife or someone you met on fab, taking someone out and paying for it doesn’t mean you are entitled to anything in return. | |||
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"I once told my man I just needed to lie down and promised I wouldn't fall asleep.... I did. PW " Disgraceful! | |||
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep. Let down again what more can a guy do." Your generosity and kindness will have been appreciated. Your expectation of sex in return for chivalry and manners? No. | |||
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep. Let down again what more can a guy do." Did you say you expected sex in return?…. Maybe she didn’t want sex just because you opened doors and paid the bill for food doesn’t mean you are entitled to sex. | |||
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"I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips." At least throw in a savaloy! | |||
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"I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips. I'm not helping am I?" And I thought I was cheap give it away in club toilets for a couple off free drinks Dammm emmm may need to lower my price can’t have Jennie out doing me on that front ha ha | |||
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"I once told my man I just needed to lie down and promised I wouldn't fall asleep.... I did. PW Disgraceful! " I know. I tried smelling salts, air horns - everything, but she wouldn't even stir. She made good in the morning though IS | |||
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"Maybe don’t expect sex just because you’ve taken someone out for a meal? " Whaaaaaaaaattttt? IS | |||
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"I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips. I'm not helping am I? And I thought I was cheap give it away in club toilets for a couple off free drinks Dammm emmm may need to lower my price can’t have Jennie out doing me on that front ha ha " Offer a pork pie and pint in exchange for a five finger knuckle shuffle | |||
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"This was a 'light the touch paper and run' thread " Don’t forget the acronyms you made | |||
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"This was a 'light the touch paper and run' thread Don’t forget the acronyms you made " Oooo yes BRB | |||
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"I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips. I'm not helping am I? And I thought I was cheap give it away in club toilets for a couple off free drinks Dammm emmm may need to lower my price can’t have Jennie out doing me on that front ha ha Offer a pork pie and pint in exchange for a five finger knuckle shuffle " That’s definitely a good one never thought off that one | |||
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"This was a 'light the touch paper and run' thread Don’t forget the acronyms you made Oooo yes BRB " EDTS | |||
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"I once told my man I just needed to lie down and promised I wouldn't fall asleep.... I did. PW Disgraceful! I know. I tried smelling salts, air horns - everything, but she wouldn't even stir. She made good in the morning though IS" As she jolly well should | |||
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"Op posts and leaves To watch the fallout Typical " go easy the lads tired he had a busy day | |||
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" Let down again what more can a guy do." Well, I do those things, but I also try and be good company, and worth staying awake for. I assume you just forgot to mention that... | |||
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"I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips. I'm not helping am I? And I thought I was cheap give it away in club toilets for a couple off free drinks Dammm emmm may need to lower my price can’t have Jennie out doing me on that front ha ha Offer a pork pie and pint in exchange for a five finger knuckle shuffle That’s definitely a good one never thought off that one " It would work for me tbf, frickin' love pork pies! | |||
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep. Let down again what more can a guy do." Cake! You forgot the cake. | |||
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep. Let down again what more can a guy do. Why did they let you down? " She promised to do the dishes and ironing | |||
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep. Let down again what more can a guy do." Tell me all ......... 1. Where does the O.P. mention gender ? 2. Where does the O.P. mention sex ? 3. Where does the O.P. mention species ? I'm guessing O.P. - from the opening doors bit ..... that you took your dog for a walk ? | |||
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"I dunno, Jennie will sleep with anyone for a bag of chips. I'm not helping am I? And I thought I was cheap give it away in club toilets for a couple off free drinks Dammm emmm may need to lower my price can’t have Jennie out doing me on that front ha ha Offer a pork pie and pint in exchange for a five finger knuckle shuffle That’s definitely a good one never thought off that one It would work for me tbf, frickin' love pork pies! " Definitely like a pork pie | |||
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep. Let down again what more can a guy do. Tell me all ......... 1. Where does the O.P. mention gender ? 2. Where does the O.P. mention sex ? 3. Where does the O.P. mention species ? I'm guessing O.P. - from the opening doors bit ..... that you took your dog for a walk ? " Granny! Welcome back! | |||
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they just want to shit on your coffee table. Let down again what more can a guy do." | |||
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep. Let down again what more can a guy do. Tell me all ......... I'm guessing O.P. - from the opening doors bit ..... that you took your dog for a walk ? " You bloody liar. You guessed no such thing | |||
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"I didn't realise that being a gentleman means you should be getting sex, I'm owed sooo much sex " Didn't you read the memo? Flowers guarantee you bum fun under the new regulations! | |||
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"I once told my man I just needed to lie down and promised I wouldn't fall asleep.... I did. PW Disgraceful! I know. I tried smelling salts, air horns - everything, but she wouldn't even stir. She made good in the morning though IS As she jolly well should " Shocking isn't it. I made him wait. I'm just cruel. PW | |||
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"I once told my man I just needed to lie down and promised I wouldn't fall asleep.... I did. PW Disgraceful! I know. I tried smelling salts, air horns - everything, but she wouldn't even stir. She made good in the morning though IS As she jolly well should Shocking isn't it. I made him wait. I'm just cruel. PW " It's completely unacceptable, PW. We all know we should be putting out at the whim of our menfolk | |||
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"I didn't realise that being a gentleman means you should be getting sex, I'm owed sooo much sex Didn't you read the memo? Flowers guarantee you bum fun under the new regulations!" I don't give flowers before she tells me I can use the back entrance | |||
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"I didn't realise that being a gentleman means you should be getting sex, I'm owed sooo much sex " There's a sliding scale. Opening a door is just a BJ, but dinner should equal going all the way so no wonder the OP is so disgruntled. Tut tut, these women, not putting out when he's bought her a Big Mac! | |||
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"I didn't realise that being a gentleman means you should be getting sex, I'm owed sooo much sex Didn't you read the memo? Flowers guarantee you bum fun under the new regulations! I don't give flowers before she tells me I can use the back entrance " Very wise | |||
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"I didn't realise that being a gentleman means you should be getting sex, I'm owed sooo much sex There's a sliding scale. Opening a door is just a BJ, but dinner should equal going all the way so no wonder the OP is so disgruntled. Tut tut, these women, not putting out when he's bought her a Big Mac! " If he didn't get nuggets then he made a major boo boo | |||
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep. Let down again what more can a guy do. Tell me all ......... 1. Where does the O.P. mention gender ? 2. Where does the O.P. mention sex ? 3. Where does the O.P. mention species ? I'm guessing O.P. - from the opening doors bit ..... that you took your dog for a walk ? " Well my dog puts out | |||
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep. Let down again what more can a guy do. Tell me all ......... 1. Where does the O.P. mention gender ? 2. Where does the O.P. mention sex ? 3. Where does the O.P. mention species ? I'm guessing O.P. - from the opening doors bit ..... that you took your dog for a walk ? Well my dog puts out " Yeah, so my mum told me! | |||
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"You take some out open doors get the bill invite them back and they justvwantvto go to sleep. Let down again what more can a guy do. Tell me all ......... 1. Where does the O.P. mention gender ? 2. Where does the O.P. mention sex ? 3. Where does the O.P. mention species ? I'm guessing O.P. - from the opening doors bit ..... that you took your dog for a walk ? Well my dog puts out Yeah, so my mum told me!" Oo er | |||
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