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Where can I buy some Photon torpedoes ?

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

...next door cats been in the garden again, digging up my newly planted triffids..

Have you ever seen cats on the Borg collective Cube..of course not...photon torpedoes work..

..ps.. liquorice torpedoes might not work ...

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By *trueceltMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Have you tried Jessops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They soon run when let the lurcher out after them

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Get one of those Nerf toy thingmabobs. Or scare them off with a drone…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't hurt the cats

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Ask Captain Kirk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poundland

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By *cidcassual88Man
over a year ago

Glasshoughton

Orange Peel Ripped Up Or A Big 2 liter Pop Bottle Filled With Water Lied Down On Its Side They Dont Like them Or The Smell, FACT !

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I use pepper to keep them away & a water spray

J x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Scatter pepper about ....makes em sneeze

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Befriend one and give it a small treat now and again. It will keep the others away. It also won't defecate in garden as it's near a food source. I've such a cat which has been visiting for about 5 years. Sleeps in garden if warm enough and no problems.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

One guy I knew worked for the local zoo, took some lion dung home put it on his rose garden never saw a cat again.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Scatter chilli powder around any freshly dug soil

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Tried this with foxes who kept invading my garden….

Didn’t work, and made my flowers bed red coloured….

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Data has a cat...perhaps he might be able to help..any one got his number..I think he's in Cat-ford,discussing TomParis.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Wow where you get triffids from at this time of year?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Quark nearly sure he still has a bar on deep space nine

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Klingons on the starboard bow, Jim

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon

I know a man, but will cost you 2 bar's of gold pressed latinum

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"One guy I knew worked for the local zoo, took some lion dung home put it on his rose garden never saw a cat again."

Was it still in the lion, when he took it home?

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