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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The same as falling off a bike?

Do you just get back on - the hell with it?

Not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After 7 years I'll come back to you with results.....one day!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"The same as falling off a bike?

Do you just get back on - the hell with it?

Not

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Speak for yourself. For some of us it isnt that easy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how good you were at riding a bike?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this because I’ve only had sex with the same person for 10 years.

Has sex changed? Do the cool kids do it differently? Is there new moves I don’t know about?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Your privates don’t heel up if you’ve not rode a bike for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After 7 years I'll come back to you with results.....one day!"

Best check you haven't healed over first!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After 7 years I'll come back to you with results.....one day!"

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The same as falling off a bike?

Do you just get back on - the hell with it?

Not

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Speak for yourself. For some of us it isnt that easy ."

Why do you assume it’s easy for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends how good you were at riding a bike? "

I was crap

At both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think this because I’ve only had sex with the same person for 10 years.

Has sex changed? Do the cool kids do it differently? Is there new moves I don’t know about? "

I just haven’t done it for a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your privates don’t heel up if you’ve not rode a bike for a while

Mine have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends how good you were at riding a bike?

I was crap

At both"

I'd get a scooter instead then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this because I’ve only had sex with the same person for 10 years.

Has sex changed? Do the cool kids do it differently? Is there new moves I don’t know about? "

All done on WhatsChat nowadays

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I went over 10 years. Most of it was second nature and instinct took over.

Other things needed a bit more of a refresher course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends how good you were at riding a bike?

I was crap

At both

I'd get a scooter instead then. "

yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think this because I’ve only had sex with the same person for 10 years.

Has sex changed? Do the cool kids do it differently? Is there new moves I don’t know about?

All done on WhatsChat nowadays"

Ahhhh

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

My type of sêx is a tricycle. It's pretty much difficult to fall off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this because I’ve only had sex with the same person for 10 years.

Has sex changed? Do the cool kids do it differently? Is there new moves I don’t know about?

I just haven’t done it for a while "

Just watch loads of porn and copy that. What could possibly go wrong?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went over 10 years. Most of it was second nature and instinct took over.

Other things needed a bit more of a refresher course

Refresher course …. Gracious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what kind

If it’s a potential partner I would say get a couple off practice runs in just in case

If it’s just random one night well no need for that your never really going to see them agein

So don’t need to worry if they come back for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i have fallen off my bike a few times , it can be jolly ouchie

especially at speed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this because I’ve only had sex with the same person for 10 years.

Has sex changed? Do the cool kids do it differently? Is there new moves I don’t know about?

All done on WhatsChat nowadays"

Can I get that on my nokia 3310?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on what kind

If it’s a potential partner I would say get a couple off practice runs in just in case

If it’s just random one night well no need for that your never really going to see them agein

So don’t need to worry if they come back for more

So I need just a random shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh i have fallen off my bike a few times , it can be jolly ouchie

especially at speed

I’m peri menopausal darling - no ouchies needed

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Depends how good you were at riding a bike?

I was crap

At both

I'd get a scooter instead then.

yes"

I doubt were crap. You're funny and entertaining here, I guess you're the same in a 1 on 1 situation. With the right person, it shouldn't be frightening, but fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on what kind

If it’s a potential partner I would say get a couple off practice runs in just in case

If it’s just random one night well no need for that your never really going to see them agein

So don’t need to worry if they come back for more

So I need just a random shag "

Well helloooooo

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve found I can’t ride a bike with a stonk on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends how good you were at riding a bike?

I was crap

At both

I'd get a scooter instead then.

yes

I doubt were crap. You're funny and entertaining here, I guess you're the same in a 1 on 1 situation. With the right person, it shouldn't be frightening, but fun

xx"

I am scared

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on what kind

If it’s a potential partner I would say get a couple off practice runs in just in case

If it’s just random one night well no need for that your never really going to see them agein

So don’t need to worry if they come back for more

So I need just a random shag

Well helloooooo

Hellllooo lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on what kind

If it’s a potential partner I would say get a couple off practice runs in just in case

If it’s just random one night well no need for that your never really going to see them agein

So don’t need to worry if they come back for more

So I need just a random shag "

Well that depends on if that’s what you want to do

If your single then why not if nothing locked in stone then no harm done have a bit off mindless fun now and then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve found I can’t ride a bike with a stonk on

Why did you try?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a joke there

Of course it is. Once you know how, you know how. I can do bunny hops (there’s a memory) and wheelies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on what kind

If it’s a potential partner I would say get a couple off practice runs in just in case

If it’s just random one night well no need for that your never really going to see them agein

So don’t need to worry if they come back for more

So I need just a random shag

Well that depends on if that’s what you want to do

If your single then why not if nothing locked in stone then no harm done have a bit off mindless fun now and then "

What If I’m a crap shag now?

Too many questions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’s a joke there

Of course it is. Once you know how, you know how. I can do bunny hops (there’s a memory) and wheelies.

Show off

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve found I can’t ride a bike with a stonk on

Why did you try?"

I had to quickly find ‘my dog’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a joke there

Of course it is. Once you know how, you know how. I can do bunny hops (there’s a memory) and wheelies.

Show off"

I just hope mine isn’t rusty and the chain isn’t broke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not sure Floro

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Maybe find someone who fell off their bike aswell

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Depends how good you were at riding a bike?

I was crap

At both

I'd get a scooter instead then.

yes

I doubt were crap. You're funny and entertaining here, I guess you're the same in a 1 on 1 situation. With the right person, it shouldn't be frightening, but fun

I am scared

Of what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve found I can’t ride a bike with a stonk on

Why did you try?

I had to quickly find ‘my dog’

Mind is boggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on what kind

If it’s a potential partner I would say get a couple off practice runs in just in case

If it’s just random one night well no need for that your never really going to see them agein

So don’t need to worry if they come back for more

So I need just a random shag

Well that depends on if that’s what you want to do

If your single then why not if nothing locked in stone then no harm done have a bit off mindless fun now and then

What If I’m a crap shag now?

Too many questions"

That’s what the practice runs are for who cares if your not going to see them again

That way when it comes to a potential partner you be all ready to go for them to want to come back for more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not sure Floro

Me either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe find someone who fell off their bike aswell"

Now ….. what if they’re crap!! I need excellence, to mask my crapness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure Floro

Me either

It’s been a very time since I’ve had sex or rode a bike

. Shall we try

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on what kind

If it’s a potential partner I would say get a couple off practice runs in just in case

If it’s just random one night well no need for that your never really going to see them agein

So don’t need to worry if they come back for more

So I need just a random shag

Well that depends on if that’s what you want to do

If your single then why not if nothing locked in stone then no harm done have a bit off mindless fun now and then

What If I’m a crap shag now?

Too many questions

That’s what the practice runs are for who cares if your not going to see them again

That way when it comes to a potential partner you be all ready to go for them to want to come back for more "

You’re speaking too much sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not sure Floro

Me either

It’s been a very time since I’ve had sex or rode a bike

. Shall we try

Together ? Yes !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on what kind

If it’s a potential partner I would say get a couple off practice runs in just in case

If it’s just random one night well no need for that your never really going to see them agein

So don’t need to worry if they come back for more

So I need just a random shag

Well that depends on if that’s what you want to do

If your single then why not if nothing locked in stone then no harm done have a bit off mindless fun now and then

What If I’m a crap shag now?

Too many questions"

Over thinking it sweets!

The more you do that the tenser you will be.

Tension is not good for a fun time!

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Maybe find someone who fell off their bike aswell

Now ….. what if they’re crap!! I need excellence, to mask my crapness "

You could just hug with it in

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Maybe find someone who fell off their bike aswell

Now ….. what if they’re crap!! I need excellence, to mask my crapness "

No, you need someone who is more crap than you are, thereby making you the excellent one!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Flo, find a good motorcyclist that you don't really fancy but knows his way around a bike. That way you won't be too attached to the bike if he decides he'd rather experience another bike but you'll also be in for the ride of your life.

(It was really tricky trying to make this as Carry On for you, I hope you appreciate that)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on what kind

If it’s a potential partner I would say get a couple off practice runs in just in case

If it’s just random one night well no need for that your never really going to see them agein

So don’t need to worry if they come back for more

So I need just a random shag

Well that depends on if that’s what you want to do

If your single then why not if nothing locked in stone then no harm done have a bit off mindless fun now and then

What If I’m a crap shag now?

Too many questions

Over thinking it sweets!

The more you do that the tenser you will be.

Tension is not good for a fun time!"

I’ll have to just grab the bull by it’s horn

See - I can do innuendo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe find someone who fell off their bike aswell

Now ….. what if they’re crap!! I need excellence, to mask my crapness

You could just hug with it in

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe find someone who fell off their bike aswell

Now ….. what if they’re crap!! I need excellence, to mask my crapness

No, you need someone who is more crap than you are, thereby making you the excellent one!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on what kind

If it’s a potential partner I would say get a couple off practice runs in just in case

If it’s just random one night well no need for that your never really going to see them agein

So don’t need to worry if they come back for more

So I need just a random shag

Well that depends on if that’s what you want to do

If your single then why not if nothing locked in stone then no harm done have a bit off mindless fun now and then

What If I’m a crap shag now?

Too many questions

Over thinking it sweets!

The more you do that the tenser you will be.

Tension is not good for a fun time!

I’ll have to just grab the bull by it’s horn

See - I can do innuendo "

Noted.

Fnarr fnarr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flo, find a good motorcyclist that you don't really fancy but knows his way around a bike. That way you won't be too attached to the bike if he decides he'd rather experience another bike but you'll also be in for the ride of your life.

(It was really tricky trying to make this as Carry On for you, I hope you appreciate that)"

I love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on what kind

If it’s a potential partner I would say get a couple off practice runs in just in case

If it’s just random one night well no need for that your never really going to see them agein

So don’t need to worry if they come back for more

So I need just a random shag

Well that depends on if that’s what you want to do

If your single then why not if nothing locked in stone then no harm done have a bit off mindless fun now and then

What If I’m a crap shag now?

Too many questions

That’s what the practice runs are for who cares if your not going to see them again

That way when it comes to a potential partner you be all ready to go for them to want to come back for more

You’re speaking too much sense

I always do try to x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(It was really tricky trying to make this as Carry On for you, I hope you appreciate that)"

Haha brilliant!

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By *ell 192Man
over a year ago

darlington

I think this because I’ve only had sex with the same person for 10 years.

Has sex changed? Do the cool kids do it differently? Is there new moves I don’t know about?

forgotten the entire thread looking at your horny pics and vid lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure Floro

Me either

It’s been a very time since I’ve had sex or rode a bike

. Shall we try

Together ? Yes !!

Shall we try the bike or sex first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh i have fallen off my bike a few times , it can be jolly ouchie

especially at speed

I’m peri menopausal darling - no ouchies needed"
ha ha i shall wear my gelmet and bring my puncture repair kit

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Maybe find someone who fell off their bike aswell

Now ….. what if they’re crap!! I need excellence, to mask my crapness

No, you need someone who is more crap than you are, thereby making you the excellent one!

Eh"

If they were more crap than you, you would be masking their crapness, is what I was trying to say, but craply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure Floro

Me either

It’s been a very time since I’ve had sex or rode a bike

. Shall we try

Together ? Yes !!

Shall we try the bike or sex first

Want to borrow some stabilisers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not sure Floro

Me either

It’s been a very time since I’ve had sex or rode a bike

. Shall we try

Together ? Yes !!

Shall we try the bike or sex first

Sex … sex ….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh i have fallen off my bike a few times , it can be jolly ouchie

especially at speed

I’m peri menopausal darling - no ouchies needed ha ha i shall wear my gelmet and bring my puncture repair kit

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe find someone who fell off their bike aswell

Now ….. what if they’re crap!! I need excellence, to mask my crapness

No, you need someone who is more crap than you are, thereby making you the excellent one!

If they were more crap than you, you would be masking their crapness, is what I was trying to say, but craply

Ahhh ….. I see

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Don't know just out of a 25 year relationship. I am good at falling of bikes, and getting back on. So I hope so.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Maybe find someone who fell off their bike aswell

Now ….. what if they’re crap!! I need excellence, to mask my crapness

No, you need someone who is more crap than you are, thereby making you the excellent one!

If they were more crap than you, you would be masking their crapness, is what I was trying to say, but craply

Ahhh ….. I see

There's nothing to be frightened of, if you find the right mate. If you can talk through any potential hang ups, then it should be a relaxing, fun experience. A good mate will make you feel wonderful and want you to go again. Trust is all you need

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe find someone who fell off their bike aswell

Now ….. what if they’re crap!! I need excellence, to mask my crapness

No, you need someone who is more crap than you are, thereby making you the excellent one!

If they were more crap than you, you would be masking their crapness, is what I was trying to say, but craply

Ahhh ….. I see

I’ll look

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

"Your privates don’t heel up if you’ve not rode a bike for a while

Depends if you use a saddle.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"The same as falling off a bike?

Do you just get back on - the hell with it?

Not

Kind regards

I once didn't have sex for nearly three months, but never forgot how to do it...

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try both and see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The same as falling off a bike?

Do you just get back on - the hell with it?

Not

Kind regards

I once didn't have sex for nearly three months, but never forgot how to do it...

Cal"

3 months? Oh however did you survive....

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Maybe find someone who fell off their bike aswell

Now ….. what if they’re crap!! I need excellence, to mask my crapness

No, you need someone who is more crap than you are, thereby making you the excellent one!

If they were more crap than you, you would be masking their crapness, is what I was trying to say, but craply

Ahhh ….. I see

I’ll look

I hope you do, because you come across as a top drawer lady

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

It depends whether she lets you back on or not

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

weybridge

Riding a bike is so much harder, keep getting my tongue caught in the chain. Like all things I suppose if you have the urge just suck it and see. No expectations is the kryptonite to being disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a practice run in first before the main event

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The same as falling off a bike?

Do you just get back on - the hell with it?

Not

Kind regards

I once didn't have sex for nearly three months, but never forgot how to do it...

Cal"

That’s slightly less than me

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Wear knee and elbow pads floro and youll be ok. Oh and a bell

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

It's been so long for me that my innertubes have perished. Nowadays the air is on the outside of my tyres, not the inside!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe find someone who fell off their bike aswell

Now ….. what if they’re crap!! I need excellence, to mask my crapness

No, you need someone who is more crap than you are, thereby making you the excellent one!

If they were more crap than you, you would be masking their crapness, is what I was trying to say, but craply

Ahhh ….. I see

I’ll look

I hope you do, because you come across as a top drawer lady

xx"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a practice run in first before the main event

This is what I’ll do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ll just have sex with someone who can practice with me

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Get a practice run in first before the main event

This is what I’ll do"

That poor first dude. He won’t know what’s hit him

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By *urvy ClarissaWoman
over a year ago

wigan

I reckon someone else’s crap is another person’s amazing! Find a bike climb aboard and find out! I’ve had some pretty long spells of going without. You don’t lose it…same old…do it how it pleases you and whoever you’re with. If it’s crap do some maintenance or take a bike upgrade! Good luck! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The same as falling off a bike?

Do you just get back on - the hell with it?

Not

Kind regards

Would like to know too, asking for a friend.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"The same as falling off a bike?

Do you just get back on - the hell with it?

Not

Kind regards

I once didn't have sex for nearly three months, but never forgot how to do it...

Cal

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3 months? Oh however did you survive...."

It was hard...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Your first ride might be a bit wobbly and not last long but it's back into tour de France before you know it

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over a year ago

"Get a practice run in first before the main event

This is what I’ll do

That poor first dude. He won’t know what’s hit him

Piss off

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over a year ago

"Your first ride might be a bit wobbly and not last long but it's back into tour de France before you know it

Whoooooop

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Get a practice run in first before the main event

This is what I’ll do

That poor first dude. He won’t know what’s hit him

Piss off

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Maybe find someone who fell off their bike aswell

Now ….. what if they’re crap!! I need excellence, to mask my crapness

No, you need someone who is more crap than you are, thereby making you the excellent one!

If they were more crap than you, you would be masking their crapness, is what I was trying to say, but craply

Where does one find such a person, asking for a … ok I’m asking for myself

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I suggest stabilisers for the first ride.....

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Maybe find someone who fell off their bike aswell

Now ….. what if they’re crap!! I need excellence, to mask my crapness

No, you need someone who is more crap than you are, thereby making you the excellent one!

If they were more crap than you, you would be masking their crapness, is what I was trying to say, but craply

Where does one find such a person, asking for a … ok I’m asking for myself

I am that person

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Your first ride might be a bit wobbly and not last long but it's back into tour de France before you know it

Whoooooop

What would you like it to be? Soft and elegant, or just a quick grunt? I think you're the former, so, just be yourself and you're partner should be savvy enough to understand your wants, desires and fallibilities

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over a year ago

"Get a practice run in first before the main event

This is what I’ll do

That poor first dude. He won’t know what’s hit him

Piss off

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

You just need to warm up and practice a few times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You just need to warm up and practice a few times "

I just need to find willing victims

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That sounded weird

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"You just need to warm up and practice a few times

I just need to find willing victims

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You just need to warm up and practice a few times

I just need to find willing victims

I didn’t mean victims

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suggest stabilisers for the first ride....."

Or someone to hold her from behind???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I suggest stabilisers for the first ride.....

Or someone to hold her from behind???

Steady

I need to be horizontal first

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over a year ago

"You just need to warm up and practice a few times

I just need to find willing victims

I didn’t mean victims

It's funny though

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Maybe find someone who fell off their bike aswell

Now ….. what if they’re crap!! I need excellence, to mask my crapness

No, you need someone who is more crap than you are, thereby making you the excellent one!

If they were more crap than you, you would be masking their crapness, is what I was trying to say, but craply

Where does one find such a person, asking for a … ok I’m asking for myself

I am that person

Oh well that was easily sorted then

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

M1 J22

"The same as falling off a bike?

Do you just get back on - the hell with it?

Not

Kind regards

I feel it depends on how and why you fell off the bike in the first place. I would say I’ve managed to get back on - the hell with it, tried a few different makes and models and haven’t needed stabilisers but I’m not ready to compete in a triathlon or anything just yet

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over a year ago

"The same as falling off a bike?

Do you just get back on - the hell with it?

Not

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Peri menopause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone else find you lose confidence somewhat if you haven't done it for a while?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Does anyone else find you lose confidence somewhat if you haven't done it for a while?

Yes, this is me

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over a year ago

"Does anyone else find you lose confidence somewhat if you haven't done it for a while?

Yes yes yes

This is my problem. Zero confidence

I’m making it into a joke, but I’m only 49, I don’t want to give up just yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even married 21 years wife has now given up on sex miss the close contact and dirty sex , never even get a wink or like but lots of looks from members am I that bad

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over a year ago

"Does anyone else find you lose confidence somewhat if you haven't done it for a while?

No. Not here, sex is wonderful with the right partner. It gives me confidence.

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over a year ago

"Does anyone else find you lose confidence somewhat if you haven't done it for a while?

No. Not here, sex is wonderful with the right partner. It gives me confidence.

With the right partner - you’ve said it right there

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Does anyone else find you lose confidence somewhat if you haven't done it for a while?

Yes yes yes

This is my problem. Zero confidence

I’m making it into a joke, but I’m only 49, I don’t want to give up just yet

Me neither. One year older and not ready to give up either

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over a year ago

"Does anyone else find you lose confidence somewhat if you haven't done it for a while?

Yes yes yes

This is my problem. Zero confidence

I’m making it into a joke, but I’m only 49, I don’t want to give up just yet

Me neither. One year older and not ready to give up either

I’ll set you up

You set me up

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Does anyone else find you lose confidence somewhat if you haven't done it for a while?

Yes yes yes

This is my problem. Zero confidence

I’m making it into a joke, but I’m only 49, I don’t want to give up just yet

Me neither. One year older and not ready to give up either

I’ll set you up

You set me up

We should just get together

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over a year ago

"Does anyone else find you lose confidence somewhat if you haven't done it for a while?

Yes yes yes

This is my problem. Zero confidence

I’m making it into a joke, but I’m only 49, I don’t want to give up just yet

Me neither. One year older and not ready to give up either

I’ll set you up

You set me up

We should just get together

You’re toooooo fabulous for me and it would ruin a friendship if I’m a shit shag

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over a year ago

"Does anyone else find you lose confidence somewhat if you haven't done it for a while?

Yes yes yes

This is my problem. Zero confidence

I’m making it into a joke, but I’m only 49, I don’t want to give up just yet

Me neither. One year older and not ready to give up either

I’ll set you up

You set me up

We should just get together

You’re toooooo fabulous for me and it would ruin a friendship if I’m a shit shag

I'm a shit stag...ruin me!!

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

"The same as falling off a bike?

Do you just get back on - the hell with it?

Not

Kind regards

Both the same. You can lose the skin off your knees doing both.

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over a year ago

"Does anyone else find you lose confidence somewhat if you haven't done it for a while?

Yes yes yes

This is my problem. Zero confidence

I’m making it into a joke, but I’m only 49, I don’t want to give up just yet

Me neither. One year older and not ready to give up either

I’ll set you up

You set me up

We should just get together

You’re toooooo fabulous for me and it would ruin a friendship if I’m a shit shag

I'm a shit stag...ruin me!!

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over a year ago

"The same as falling off a bike?

Do you just get back on - the hell with it?

Not

Kind regards

Both the same. You can lose the skin off your knees doing both. "

Ouch and true

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

M1 J22

Peri menopause

Same. Get back on and pedal. You’ll wobble but also giggle and feel free. And if ya don’t want to pedal go downhill with your feet on the handlebars and feel the wind in your hair. And scream loudly and be scared but enjoy it! Or any other bike related analogies x

Be the fabulous you that you are already xxx

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Does anyone else find you lose confidence somewhat if you haven't done it for a while?

Yes yes yes

This is my problem. Zero confidence

I’m making it into a joke, but I’m only 49, I don’t want to give up just yet

Me neither. One year older and not ready to give up either

I’ll set you up

You set me up

We should just get together

You’re toooooo fabulous for me and it would ruin a friendship if I’m a shit shag

I'll risk it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t relate sorry

On less jokey note, I don’t think it’s something you forget , u may be rusty, but it will come back to you pretty naturally .

Isnt sex pretty natural? That’s how I always perceived it myself x

Also If you have some confidence, that’s a big help! X

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over a year ago

"Does anyone else find you lose confidence somewhat if you haven't done it for a while?

No. Not here, sex is wonderful with the right partner. It gives me confidence.

With the right partner - you’ve said it right there"

Or two?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Peri menopause

Be the fabulous you that you are already xxx"

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over a year ago

"I can’t relate sorry

On less jokey note, I don’t think it’s something you forget , u may be rusty, but it will come back to you pretty naturally .

Isnt sex pretty natural? That’s how I always perceived it myself x

Also If you have some confidence, that’s a big help! X "

True true

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over a year ago

"Does anyone else find you lose confidence somewhat if you haven't done it for a while?

No. Not here, sex is wonderful with the right partner. It gives me confidence.

With the right partner - you’ve said it right there

Or two?

Steady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if that’s how fab works here. Those that are getting verified every weekend are more likely to want to meet others that do. As in, experience and ‘form’ might be appealing.

Those that are not regularly turning up for matches (excuse the football analogy here) are sidelined and only used as a sub when the star players are not able to play.

Anyway, I’ve been practicing shooting and dribbling…..*I’ll stop here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wonder if that’s how fab works here. Those that are getting verified every weekend are more likely to want to meet others that do. As in, experience and ‘form’ might be appealing.

Those that are not regularly turning up for matches (excuse the football analogy here) are sidelined and only used as a sub when the star players are not able to play.

Anyway, I’ve been practicing shooting and dribbling…..*I’ll stop here.

I’ve never been an ‘A team’ player, all the years on here, I’ve never been a prolific meeter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think rather than new moves and it being done differently, we know much more about sex, desire, pleasure and orgasms than we did 10, 20 years ago.

This makes for the potential for more people to have better fun...

The book "Come as you are" is a good start!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The same as falling off a bike?

Do you just get back on - the hell with it?

Not

Kind regards

I can confirm that not having sex is in fact different to falling off a bike.

However...

I'm also really nervous about getting back to either after a while.

Really, really nervous. As in, haven't been on a bike since I last fell off one a few years back, and it takes me ages to be convinced I'm worth having sex with these days, which is why it's a miracle I have any at all.

But... you got this beautiful.

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over a year ago

"The same as falling off a bike?

Do you just get back on - the hell with it?

Not

Kind regards

I can confirm that not having sex is in fact different to falling off a bike.

However...

I'm also really nervous about getting back to either after a while.

But... you got this beautiful.

You’ve articulated it, just how I wanted to say it but was embarrassed to do so

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"The same as falling off a bike?

Do you just get back on - the hell with it?

Not

Kind regards

I can confirm that not having sex is in fact different to falling off a bike.

However...

I'm also really nervous about getting back to either after a while.

But... you got this beautiful.

You’ve articulated it, just how I wanted to say it but was embarrassed to do so

I'm sure someone will be worth YOUR attention.

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over a year ago

"The same as falling off a bike?

Do you just get back on - the hell with it?

Not

Kind regards

I can confirm that not having sex is in fact different to falling off a bike.

However...

I'm also really nervous about getting back to either after a while.

But... you got this beautiful.

You’ve articulated it, just how I wanted to say it but was embarrassed to do so

I'm sure someone will be worth YOUR attention.

You’re always so lovely

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over a year ago

I'm not relieved to hear that others feel the same way. Because I don't want others to feel like that. But it's obviously something that does happen. I remember when I hadn't been with anyone else in 20 years and I had convinced myself I was completely undesirable. Or my ex had. I was 49. A very lovely (young!) man convinced me otherwise. I just had to trust him.

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over a year ago

"I'm not relieved to hear that others feel the same way. Because I don't want others to feel like that. But it's obviously something that does happen. I remember when I hadn't been with anyone else in 20 years and I had convinced myself I was completely undesirable. Or my ex had. I was 49. A very lovely (young!) man convinced me otherwise. I just had to trust him. "

I need to just be more ME

I think I’ve forgotten what a hot fox I used to be

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over a year ago

I need to just be more ME

I think I’ve forgotten what a hot fox I used to be

Why am I thinking foxy lady and Garth dance

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The same as falling off a bike?

Do you just get back on - the hell with it?

Not

Kind regards

I can confirm that not having sex is in fact different to falling off a bike.

However...

I'm also really nervous about getting back to either after a while.

But... you got this beautiful.

You’ve articulated it, just how I wanted to say it but was embarrassed to do so

It's how I feel all the time. So can absolutely relate.

I'm so lucky that someone thinks I'm worth the hard work... and there are going to be plenty of people who know you are. Hopefully you'll like at least some of them

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over a year ago

I need to just be more ME

I think I’ve forgotten what a hot fox I used to be

Would you consider taking a few photos to show others what a hot fox you are? It could be a confidence booster.

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over a year ago

"The same as falling off a bike?

Do you just get back on - the hell with it?

Not

Kind regards

I can confirm that not having sex is in fact different to falling off a bike.

However...

I'm also really nervous about getting back to either after a while.

But... you got this beautiful.

You’ve articulated it, just how I wanted to say it but was embarrassed to do so

It's how I feel all the time. So can absolutely relate.

I'm so lucky that someone thinks I'm worth the hard work... and there are going to be plenty of people who know you are. Hopefully you'll like at least some of them

You’re amazing

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over a year ago

I need to just be more ME

I think I’ve forgotten what a hot fox I used to be

Would you consider taking a few photos to show others what a hot fox you are? It could be a confidence booster. "

I’ve got photos …. of my face. Photos of other bits isn’t me

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I need to just be more ME

I think I’ve forgotten what a hot fox I used to be

Would you consider taking a few photos to show others what a hot fox you are? It could be a confidence booster.

I’ve got photos …. of my face. Photos of other bits isn’t me

I'm guessing you've got a lovely face

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over a year ago

I need to just be more ME

I think I’ve forgotten what a hot fox I used to be

Would you consider taking a few photos to show others what a hot fox you are? It could be a confidence booster.

I’ve got photos …. of my face. Photos of other bits isn’t me

I'm guessing you've got a lovely face

You’ve seen it !!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I need to just be more ME

I think I’ve forgotten what a hot fox I used to be

Would you consider taking a few photos to show others what a hot fox you are? It could be a confidence booster.

I’ve got photos …. of my face. Photos of other bits isn’t me

I'm guessing you've got a lovely face

You’ve seen it !! "

I haven't. You never sent it, just your eyes

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over a year ago

I need to just be more ME

I think I’ve forgotten what a hot fox I used to be

Would you consider taking a few photos to show others what a hot fox you are? It could be a confidence booster.

I’ve got photos …. of my face. Photos of other bits isn’t me

Any bits at all? Wearing a pair of sexy shoes? Bare shoulders? Hands crossed on knees.

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over a year ago

I need to just be more ME

I think I’ve forgotten what a hot fox I used to be

Would you consider taking a few photos to show others what a hot fox you are? It could be a confidence booster.

I’ve got photos …. of my face. Photos of other bits isn’t me

Any bits at all? Wearing a pair of sexy shoes? Bare shoulders? Hands crossed on knees. "

It’s just not me ….

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Hello you!

Honestly, I wouldn’t worry too much. I fell off my bike t’other day (on the grass thank goodness) got back up and carried on. It’s more difficult to go arse over tit when shagging but I’ve done that too.

Floro, find someone sexy and tell them you’d like to ride them. Then report back with the answer to the question

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over a year ago

"Hello you!

Floro, find someone sexy and tell them you’d like to ride them. Then report back with the answer to the question

Hello my gorgeous

I’ll tell them, then get nerves, and run away

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over a year ago

I need to just be more ME

I think I’ve forgotten what a hot fox I used to be

Would you consider taking a few photos to show others what a hot fox you are? It could be a confidence booster.

I’ve got photos …. of my face. Photos of other bits isn’t me

Any bits at all? Wearing a pair of sexy shoes? Bare shoulders? Hands crossed on knees.

It’s just not me ….

Of course. We all have boundaries.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Hello you!

Floro, find someone sexy and tell them you’d like to ride them. Then report back with the answer to the question

Hello my gorgeous

I’ll tell them, then get nerves, and run away "

Practice on me

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over a year ago

I need to just be more ME

I think I’ve forgotten what a hot fox I used to be

Would you consider taking a few photos to show others what a hot fox you are? It could be a confidence booster.

I’ve got photos …. of my face. Photos of other bits isn’t me

Any bits at all? Wearing a pair of sexy shoes? Bare shoulders? Hands crossed on knees.

It’s just not me ….

Of course. We all have boundaries.

I wish I had your confidence gorgeous

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over a year ago

"Hello you!

Floro, find someone sexy and tell them you’d like to ride them. Then report back with the answer to the question

Hello my gorgeous

I’ll tell them, then get nerves, and run away

Practice on me

Yes yes yes yes yes

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Fox. End of.

Truly gorgeous x

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over a year ago

"Fox. End of.

Truly gorgeous x"

Too kind

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