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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Who wants to play?

It’s a bit like paintballing but with more of a thrill

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This place has got grosser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"This place has got grosser "

Right between the eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This place has got grosser

Right between the eyes "

I’m going to leave again

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


" "

In

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"This place has got grosser

Right between the eyes "

Mmmmm, salty!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"This place has got grosser

Right between the eyes

I’m going to leave again"

No you’re not. If you leave I’ll aim for your hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here,here.

Over here!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Freeze the spunk pellets first, Rex. Then they're really hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This place has got grosser

Right between the eyes

I’m going to leave again

No you’re not. If you leave I’ll aim for your hair "

I’ll go annoy everyone in the USA room

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"

Here,here.

Over here!"

FFS

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Freeze the spunk pellets first, Rex. Then they're really hurt "

The pressure differential would probably melt them lol

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Freeze the spunk pellets first, Rex. Then they're really hurt "

Try explaining how you got those bruises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I wear goggles? I seen what happened to PJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaff me! Spaff me!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"This place has got grosser

Right between the eyes

I’m going to leave again

No you’re not. If you leave I’ll aim for your hair

I’ll go annoy everyone in the USA room"

They have spunk grenades in that room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spaff me! Spaff me!"

Stand still then!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Can I wear goggles? I seen what happened to PJ "

No. Plus you need to play naked

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Spaff me! Spaff me!"

I’ll aim for your cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I wear goggles? I seen what happened to PJ

No. Plus you need to play naked "

Fuck it I’m in. The Mrs is safety first so you’ll just have to watch my majestic scrotum as I do forward rolls n shit.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m priming the pump as I type this…

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Can I wear goggles? I seen what happened to PJ

No. Plus you need to play naked

Fuck it I’m in. The Mrs is safety first so you’ll just have to watch my majestic scrotum as I do forward rolls n shit."

Can’t beat a bit of friendly fire dripping of your own bollocks

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

I’m outta SPUNK…..take cover I’ve just launched a shit bomb

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I’m priming the pump as I type this… "

I can see you cocking it now

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I’m outta SPUNK…..take cover I’ve just launched a shit bomb "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m outta SPUNK…..take cover I’ve just launched a shit bomb "

You can keep THAT away from my hair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I wear goggles? I seen what happened to PJ

No. Plus you need to play naked

Fuck it I’m in. The Mrs is safety first so you’ll just have to watch my majestic scrotum as I do forward rolls n shit.

Can’t beat a bit of friendly fire dripping of your own bollocks "

I like your style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok on you go you can fire sun spud water up me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll pass thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok on you go you can fire sun spud water up me

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok on you go you can fire sun spud water up me

"

Spud water.

Oh that made me laugh

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ok on you go you can fire sun spud water up me

"

On you not in you

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Freeze the spunk pellets first, Rex. Then they're really hurt

Try explaining how you got those bruises

"

I tell everyone that ALL my bruises are from sex play with Rex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok on you go you can fire sun spud water up me

Spud water.

Oh that made me laugh"

Ha ha it a good one x

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Freeze the spunk pellets first, Rex. Then they're really hurt

Try explaining how you got those bruises

I tell everyone that ALL my bruises are from sex play with Rex’s frozen spunk pellets "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Freeze the spunk pellets first, Rex. Then they're really hurt

Try explaining how you got those bruises

I tell everyone that ALL my bruises are from sex play with Rex "

Me too.

That or his mum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok on you go you can fire sun spud water up me

On you not in you "

Ither or will do fine ha ha

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Freeze the spunk pellets first, Rex. Then they're really hurt

Try explaining how you got those bruises

I tell everyone that ALL my bruises are from sex play with Rex

Me too.

That or his mum!"

My mum is no longer with us. She got hit with a spunk pellet

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ok on you go you can fire sun spud water up me

On you not in you

Ither or will do fine ha ha

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Freeze the spunk pellets first, Rex. Then they're really hurt

Try explaining how you got those bruises

I tell everyone that ALL my bruises are from sex play with Rex

Me too.

That or his mum!

My mum is no longer with us. She got hit with a spunk pellet "

What a way to go!

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Yep I'm up for taking some down with Your Spunk

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yep I'm up for taking some down with Your Spunk "

Don’t use all my ammunition up all at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep I'm up for taking some down with Your Spunk

Don’t use all my ammunition up all at once "

I got some going spare if you need it.

Just trying to remember where I put it!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yep I'm up for taking some down with Your Spunk

Don’t use all my ammunition up all at once

I got some going spare if you need it.

Just trying to remember where I put it!"

Is it in your bag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep I'm up for taking some down with Your Spunk

Don’t use all my ammunition up all at once

I got some going spare if you need it.

Just trying to remember where I put it!

Is it in your bag? "

Want to help me look?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I can't believe you made this thread

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yep I'm up for taking some down with Your Spunk

Don’t use all my ammunition up all at once

I got some going spare if you need it.

Just trying to remember where I put it!

Is it in your bag?

Want to help me look?"

I’ve fell for that one once before

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I can't believe you made this thread "

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ace with a nerf gun

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm ace with a nerf gun"

Oh, we have a challenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm ace with a nerf gun

Oh, we have a challenger "

Not so great with the spunk though

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm ace with a nerf gun

Oh, we have a challenger

Not so great with the spunk though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This place has got grosser

Right between the eyes

Mmmmm, salty!"

You called.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I can't believe you made this thread

Why? "

In retrospect, I don't know why I disbelieved. You did threaten

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I can't believe you made this thread

Why?

In retrospect, I don't know why I disbelieved. You did threaten "

I never threatened

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I can't believe you made this thread

Why?

In retrospect, I don't know why I disbelieved. You did threaten

I never threatened "

If feel bad that I helped generate this idea (unwittingly )

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I can't believe you made this thread

Why?

In retrospect, I don't know why I disbelieved. You did threaten

I never threatened

If feel bad that I helped generate this idea (unwittingly )"

There’ll be folk up and down the land hiding Nerf guns as we speak after reading this

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

Given that nerf guns were often faulty and the bullet just flopped out of the end when you were expecting it to fly out of the shaft and hit the wall, I'm ok with this version

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Given that nerf guns were often faulty and the bullet just flopped out of the end when you were expecting it to fly out of the shaft and hit the wall, I'm ok with this version"

We could always play spunk super soaker if you like?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Given that nerf guns were often faulty and the bullet just flopped out of the end when you were expecting it to fly out of the shaft and hit the wall, I'm ok with this version

We could always play spunk super soaker if you like? "

Don't forget the Super Soaker Scatter Blaster

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